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Anonymous No.82325192 >>82325222 >>82325231 >>82325263 >>82325332 >>82325349 >>82326959
Are women impressed by cooking skills?
Anonymous No.82325209 >>82326813 >>82326823
Women are impressed with skills, as long as they are useful, practical skills.
Anonymous No.82325222
>>82325192 (OP)
Yes. It's one of the more attractive skills you can have.
Anonymous No.82325231
>>82325192 (OP)
>are women attracted to [thing other than social status]
No
In other words, if you live in the US where cooking is not important, women don't care. Might be different in a food snob area like parts of france or spain
Anonymous No.82325263 >>82325327
>>82325192 (OP)
Short fat balding manlet cooking or chad cooking? This is very important.
Anonymous No.82325327
>>82325263
The former. What woman doesn't like food!?
Anonymous No.82325332 >>82325501
>>82325192 (OP)
Bitching about it doesn't help
Anonymous No.82325349
>>82325192 (OP)
>basedchad
my sides, he is such a fucking dumb loser, he 100% came up with that.
Anonymous No.82325372
Women order food from Door Dash all time time these days, so no.
Anonymous No.82325465
It confuses them.
>broccoli? No that's like way too big I don't know what that is broccoli is small
>that's not an onion, it's round and papery
>why are these so called carrots so long and pointy
>eggplant! R u kidding me? It's huge and isn't even white like an egg it's purple
>you know I hate tomatoes why are you... Yes spaghetti is my favorite food but why are you putting tomato in the spaghetti sauce prego doesn't use tomatoes you just pour the can
>.... Ew, that's what chicken looks like uncooked?
>omgwtf are you trying to kill me this fish has bones!!
>the fuck is u mean don't eat the bones, they wuz in the fish when you plated it!!
>uggh garlic I hate garlic
>did you... was that a bunch of leaves you just put in? Like from outside??
>duck/rabbit/lamb what in the actual fuck, next time you'll be bringing in spermwhale and dormice where, do you even buy such weird ingredients
>chard? But why is it different colors?
>why are you yelling at me :c country crock is the butter I always used growing up it's the same thing I thought you'd be proud I was saving us money
>what's even the difference stock and consomme you're just using big words to be patronizing your just making soup why do you hate me
>I cooked the beans just like you said but without the soaking part or salt and they were, hard and gross, you purposely gave wrong instructions to make me feel bad about my self steam.
>ummm don't you know rice is fattening you're supposed to make a salad dressing with canola oil to sip as palette cleanser
Anonymous No.82325501
>>82325332
Is he boofing vodka with his fucking eyes? That has to be extremely painful.
Anonymous No.82325573 >>82326800
Modern foids can't even cook anymore and even in the past the best cooks were all men. Why are foids so fucking useless and why are so many men so pathetic and have no standards?
Anonymous No.82326800
>>82325573
Men only like cooking because it's historically been deeply misogynistic.
1: the emphasis on knife skills. Totally illogical. Chinese cleaver, looks exactly like a a meat cleaver, but it's mostly used for vegetables, except when it's not(dual wielded for mincing meat that has already been deboned. Confusing:filet and boning knifes are thin and flexible but butchering knives look like vegetable Chinese cleaver? Flimsy distinction given seperating meat from bones and cutting bone into sections. Isn't that just spinning hairs metaphorically?? But totally opposite knife designs
Scary: batons vs juliened, mince vs dice vs cube. There's a million terms which all mean the same thing(cut with knife) but men insist there's this intangible difference that matters(and it's so so common you have to be a fucking polyglot to know what a tournier is).
3: scary! Deep fry, shallow fry, broil, salamander, saute. There's a million different fats which makes no sense because fat is bad, but you have olive oil, butter, lard, tallow, coconut, butter 2: clarified,, butter 3 ghee, butter 4: brown, avocado oil, and magically somehow seed oils are fats which are bad but now they're bad because seed oil like canola, vegetable, corn, or sunflower oil, but somehow because reasons peanut oil is ok?
The hole system is designed to be as anti woman as possible. Protein, veggie, starch. That's the formula we're TAUGHT IN SCHOOL! But suddenly because a moid wants to eat all that gets thrown out the window. You can't boil that because it's reasons, it has to be roasted. Can't boil thin because reasons, it's sauteed, can't boil this because reasons it has to be seared.
I thought only women freaked out over food and counting calories. Men are a hundred times worse than picky eaters. With picky eaters you just don't give them icky stuff they dislike. But moids are like ummm excuse me these batons are 7mm in width not 6mm therefore I reject the entire meal categorically.
Anonymous No.82326813 >>82326823
>>82325209
>Women are impressed with skills, as long as they are used to make money and not just something you do for fun

ftfy
If one more woman asks why I dont get into programming because I spend so much time on the computer (not programming) I'm going to crash out
Anonymous No.82326823
>>82325209
>>82326813
This is not true. Women are also impressed if you know how to dance.
Anonymous No.82326959
>>82325192 (OP)
I love Adam for the most part and he makes good content but sometimes his "California expat to Tennessee" really comes out