Thread 82327623

Northern Spire Bridge edition

I won't fight and cause division if this is what the lads want, I just really like Katja Kassin is all :(

lad cleaned up the coomer edition
what a nice lad

>>82327635
no worries lad you are still loved <3

this is where HHL does his litter picking
(so it heritage)

>>82327650
He stopped doing his litter picking after one time lol, just like SSM

doing alright there then are you
?

Much better little lads watching too much porn in their gritty little box rooms think everything has to be about porn

>>82327660
It's not, I really do just like Katja as a person. Very bubbly, very friendly.

i thought 4ch banned the uk, how are u all still posting

What did the other lad mean about her arsehole being far from her fanny?

>>82327676
secret xx

>>82327676
sheer force of will and our government being useless about everything

>>82327678
She just has a bit of a unique phenotype, part of what makes her so special.

>>82327660
suspension bridges are a bit like willies, anyway. the older they get, the more they need help staying up.

>>82327683
the secret is what i always thought, that this trend was just people larping as british cuz all the brit posters on pol are gone

>>82327676
our government does not have to listen to foreigners' laws.

>>82327689
Is there a name for that particular type of thing?

>>82327676
ofcom issued warnings, 4chan is telling them to fuck off, were waiting for the uk gov to isp ban but they take a million years to do stuff, it will happen in like 6 months

if you fancy women so much, why don't you go outside and talk to them?

Underrated? Katja's arse is worshipped and rightly so tbqh.

>>82327707
he explained it right after

"Corr! Fuckin ell! look at that woman's arsehole it's miles away from her Fanny!" - anon

I've dumped gfs because their arsehole was too close to their fanny. I told them straight up too.

>>82327703
I don't fancy any old women, I do just genuinely really like Katja Kassin, why are you lads spazzing out?
>>82327708
Yes and no, she was a staple of the industry but never got to the heights that some of the more 'megastar' types got to, maybe that was her choice to avoid that level of limelight, but yeah imo she was underrated. Not that she wasn't rated highly in a subjective sense, but just that she was still underrated objectively.

>>82327707
mine's peeling and the council refuses to do anything about it.

It is a bit grim when there's almost no gap between their pussy and arse, creating the illusion of some sort of giant anussy.

>willy keeps going big on and off ALL day
fucking annoying being a bloke, dunno why this is happening in my mid 20s when as a teenager I never really had this or morning boners and now its like im in actual puberty

>I need other men to know I'm horny
Why?

>>82327749
this is britfeel, you'll also know what I'm having for dinner later on and you'll accept it

just went to town on this

de-smegma'd my bellend earlier.

horrible feeling. not painful, just very uncomfortable. why do you have to blast it with the shower from every which-way until it FINALLY comes loose? i know it's a tiny price to pay for not being circumcised, but fucking hell it's annoying.

>>82327763
>why do you have to blast it with the shower from every which-way until it FINALLY comes loose? i know it's a tiny price to pay for not being circumcised, but fucking hell it's annoying.
????

>purchase a garlic and cheese flat bread for two quid
>think its two of them
>get home, its one

fuck

>>82327760
Corrrrr, some wollocks on that. How's it feel? Not my cup of tea, much prefer the warmth of a pale lassies pink pussy and arse.

>>82327763
lad i'll be honest, I have foreskin for days, and I have NEVER had any issues with smegma and all I do is shower daily
what the fuck are you doing

>>82327763
Kek, I do this too at the end of every shower as well as spraying my arsehole. Feels kind of nice I can't lie but it's for cleaning purposes. Since curing my phimosis the cock has become way more tolerable to interact with and made my wanks way more enjoyable.

>I need other men to know I watch pornography
Why?

Israel just casually nuking Yemen corr.

https://x.com/Archer83Able/status/1961077458423238711?t=Sx3CFSvr4JaPr-wnG9ZtCA&s=19

>>82327790
It turns me on to know they know

Imagine tucking a small piece of garlic under your foreskin and leaving it there for a few weeks. Imagine the smell!

>>82327811
You are turned on by men?

>>82327777
>what the fuck are you doing
putting it off for a week, then rolling my foreskin back.

>all I do is shower daily
including your dick, specifically? or just standing under the shower?

have a look on the underside of your glans, and beneath your frenulum. it's a bit like dandruff, in a way.

>>82327760
thought you weren't posting here anymore chika?

>>82327817
It happens to some men. It's almost like these lads can't control their sexual urges.

>>82327820
>including your dick, specifically? or just standing under the shower?
not like foreskin deep but I give the fella an overall scrub
you're just an animal mate

>>82327812
I need to say this straight. I'm really worried about this post with the garlic thing. I'm not judging, but I can't just stay quiet when you're talking about tucking raw garlic under your foreskin for weeks.

Garlic on skin is caustic. It burns. People have ended up with permanent scarring and infections from leaving it on for even a few hours, and you're talking about weeks, sealed in the warmest, dampest place on your body. That's basically an invitation for bacteria and fungi to set up camp, and the damage could be serious enough that you'd need medical treatment.

Look, I don't know the "why" behind this, and I respect if it's private. But what I do know is you don't deserve to end up in a hospital or to hurt yourself for no clear reason. You're a fellow /britfeel/ brother and I'd rather have an awkward conversation now than regret saying nothing later.

If this is about experimenting, self-punishment, or just curiosity, please find a safer outlet. And if something's going on that you don't feel like explaining, fair enough, but at least let the rest of us help you find a way through it that doesn't risk permanent injury.

You don't have to reply right away, but please think hard before you do this. I'd much rather have you pissed off at me for interfering than see you suffer because I stayed quiet.

>>82327242
>Some right cunt was spamming ssm and i got snagged in the shit net
>>82327343
>same as me mate i reckon it must have been the same thread, i got banned for a month
Good to see the fruits of my labour lads.

i wash my willy in the sink multiple times a day

>>82327837
Nah, depends on the person. Do you pull your foreskin back the whole way past your glans? It can build up quickly even if you're hygienic, especially if you leak precum.

>>82327817
A little bit yeah. Not turned on by the thought of having sex with men directly, but having other men involved in a sexual scenario can be hot. Have you never watched a porn of a man fucking a woman and giving it to her hard?

>>82327837
i need to detach the shower and set it to the jet nozzle to get into the folds under my glans. soap water in there, sure, but like fuck am i scrubbing in there. (or using a cotton bud, or some shite).

don't even fold back my foreskin, most showers. one de-smegma a week does the trick, if i keep on top of it.

>>82327658
>>82327707
>>82327732
why do you have little anime girls saved to your computer lad

>>82327860
I enjoy masturbating to them.

that lad was right about tweezers. o aye.

>>82327849
Sorry not interested in your gay chat

>>82327854
Feels nice touching under there, lid. It'll be less sensitive the more you do it. When I first cured my phimosis it was like torture.

>>82327878
gentle caressing, oh aye, that's magic.

but any pressure/pelting and it's like banging your elbow in penis form. presumably to circumcised lids it's just like touching your finger or something? weird.

>>82327876
You are the one who brought it up lad. Would you feel more comfortable chatting about it on the phone? Or at a local gay bar?

I had phimosis and got a full circ after a frenuloplasty didn't resolve the issue. Glad I did it desu, no pain, no anxiety. I am 100% completely against circumcision of infants, that's fucking barbaric and disgusting, but it is a legit way to cure phimosis and when guys grow up they should absolutely consider it if they have phimo.

But yeah, first couple weeks after getting it done your head is super fucking sensitive, then goes back to normal.

>>82327898
I bet you got it done on the NHS too. Utter disgrace

lad got his willy skin cut off
feel bad for the lad

would rather just keep re-stretching tbqh. those nutters with piercings do it with their ear lobes, i can do it with my foreskin. rather than literally cutting it off (what the fuck)

>>82327905
Nope, had to go private because the waiting list for even a consultation on the NHS was 3 years.
>>82327913
Life was way worse for me when I had the phimosis desu. Looked fucking weird, painful to pull back, made me super anxious.
>>82327918
Stretching was the first thing that I was recomended to treat the phimo, alongside steroid creams to help the skin grow. Didn't work at all.

Overall glad I got it done.

>>82327838
How did you write all that in 3 minutes? Would have taken me like half an hour :(

>>82327921
>Nope, had to go private because the waiting list for even a consultation on the NHS was 3 years.

Good. That's how it should be. The tax payer shouldn't be funding your perverted cock surgeries

>>82327921
>the waiting list for even a consultation on the NHS was 3 years.
You're fucking joking, right?

why is there 3 years worth of men waiting to get their willy skin cut off?

>>82327925
I felt really worried about it and got into a panic which made me write faster

Thinking of checking out sex and love addicts anonymous group.

got a new keyboard/synth oh aye x
this goes out to all the wubheads
https://vocaroo.com/1eEt47Z1HsU1

>>82327926
Okay mate.
>>82327927
Nope, was told by my GP that referrals for minor surgeries like this are 3 years, at least in the area I was at the time. But to reassure me he said 'sometimes people cancel so might be a few weeks less than that'... thanks mate!
Fucking useless system.
>>82327932
No lol, all those sort of minor surgeries get lumped together because it can all be handed off to general surgeons rather than specialists. The list is everything from circumcisions to biopsies.

>>82327838
>That's basically an invitation for bacteria and fungi to set up camp
garlic has antibacterial and likely antifungal properties thoughbnstve

Katja has said she likes both circumcised and uncircumcised cocks, she don't discriminate x

>>82327925
Year of being sat alone posting lets pretend on 4chan has quickened his typing speed.

>>82327838
It was just a fleeting thought that's all

Currently drinking the last of my de pepper cans. Got through 24 in a week, wish I had some more. I have some VIVE cans from Aldi in the fridge they aren't too bad for a knockoff coke

de pepper

>>82327658
Haha tranny
>>82327669
Haha simp
>>82327760
Haha virgin
>>82327811
Haha bender
>>82327898
Haha jew
>>82327939
Haha junkie
>>82327992
Haha poorfag

>>82328007
Haha typo. Been doing them a lot recently.
>>82328010
Nowt wrong with VIVE. When a 6 pack of coke costs 5 pound and VIVE costs 1.30 I would rather have 36 cans of VIVE over coke. Simple maths.

When I was a child I was deprived of jam. My mum said it was for poor people. Now as an adult I can eat as much strawberry jam as I please.

>>82328038
vive
lmao
its fucking minging lad, i would never put that slop in my body

>>82327992
stop saying de pepper

What the fuck is vive?

This nigga drinking vive

>>82328064
I said it once you spacker. It was a typo. Fuck it I will say it again out of spite.

de pepper

>>82328072
aldi knockoff coke
i had to google it

>>82328044
That's weird innit, how you just presume certain things aren't allowed when you're a child, cause you're parents are weird.
I remember going in shops, and seeing "grown up mints" and "grown up crisps" or "grown up pop" like dandelion and burdock, and then getting to a certain age and realising you can just buy them.

>>82328083
Oh no no no. It's coke or pepsi. Anything else is just sad.

>>82328081
Stop it now with this de pepper meme

What the fuck is de pepper?

is it a reference to de lads or soemthing
i dotn get it

>>82328072
ALDIs knockoff coke. It's not too bad I like it. It's just posh softie southerners turning their noses up at it. Not taking out a bank loan to buy branded coke when I can get it at Aldi for 1/5th of the price.

>>82327992
>Currently drinking the last of my de pepper cans. Got through 24 in a week, wish I had some more.

This is Keir Starmers Britain. Not right.

>>82328102
its cheap for a reason lad
enjoy cancer

Doing alright there de pepper x

Il say this though I quite like lidls knock off version of lilt

i have de pepper

will never consume aldi or lidl slop, no thank you, i dont want cancer

>>82328135
>will never consume aldi or lidl slop, no thank you, i dont want cancer
fascinating

love de pepper me

You're going to pay for that typo blad.

>>82328098
it's trhe new meme He's been doing it

>>82328102
Virgin coke always felt forbidden when I was a kid. Thought it had drugs in it or summit.

>>82328113
Oh theres more where that came from lid

at least put them in the bin you nasty bastard

not dr pepper but de pepper lol lmao even

>>82328161
This doesn't explain what de pepper is though. Why won't anyone tell me anything other than "it's a meme"??????

OH MY DAYYYYYYZ! HE'S ONLY GONE AN DUN IT WRONG!!

CREASING at this typo

>>82328175
Mate I have absolutely no idea why some lad or a few lads are running with the de pepper thing it was a simple spelling mistake. Dont know why its funny but it is.

I am actually cryin now tho.
Gotta loff, ent ya?

It's literally a reference to de lads not that hard to get you spacker I shouldn't have to explain it to you

>>82328163
I will have to wait for mummy to do that for me. She handles those things. Not me.

>>82328161
Is "Dr pepper" an aldi knockoff of de pepper?

de pepper oh my sides

get in there de peppers

>>82327898
>frenuloplasty
>fren

apu soundin ahh operation

>>82328214
No aldi has their own knock off de pepper called professor peppy. Had to stop drinking it because it made my piss turn neon green

Nanny will not like that soijak de peppers

where's all the lyrics posting we were promised

>>82328268
cant be arsed now
maybe tonight x

gone a bit quiet wtf

>>82328353
de pepper mongs got tired of the gimmick after 5 mins

>>82328361
stopsaying the de pepper meme

brother shaves his sack over the toilet and just leaves pubes floating there doesnt even flush

>>82328353
It will pick when a dolly shows up or someone makes a typo, hang in there lad it will be worth it.

thread went quiet after that revelation

>>82328425
>that revelation
That Shippy is a nonce?

Being attracted to 16 yr olds isnt noncey btw

its 6pm why are you not posting?

just had some marmite on toast with a cup of tea de lads
yeah marmite on toast all the waaayyy

My mates gone and sterilized himself with estrogen that he ordered on internet without telling anyone

>>82328477
The last 40 posts were made by me or by my associates

>>82328502
Is your mate called Amer Hussain?

>>82328525
No who the fuk is that?

>>82328502
OH MY DAYYYYZ, BETTER START DRESSIN IM UP IN CUTE SKIRTS AND KNICKERS, AND PRIMING HIM FOR A BIT OF BUM FUN!

Mums burnt the gammon de lids. Not happy. Its like chewing old leather.

>>82328613
Beat her up desu

>>82328613
cook your own food then you spacker

>>82328502
Mold him into the perfect little girlfriend

fiber optic internet in the UK?

>>82328613
Pork scratchings for you my lid

>>82328645
That's NOT AN OPTION

>>82328659
reckon there must be some big outage
barely any posting rn

You expecting a lot of posts from half a dozen lads?

>>82328703
We're in the other thread you spacker

>>82328731
i reckon that fleet-flingered garlic anon could respond to each and every one of us with effortposts, one every minute.
he's CHOOSING not to.

de peppers

modern movies suck because the average person sucks more then 20 years ago, enjoy your manchild marvel slop while i watch things made years ago

can't play keys at all but i'm enjoying this new synth de lids
good presets and i could fuck around for hours doing patches x
https://vocaroo.com/1cg29X0Fw8F0

>>82328766
can you play skrillex bangarang and make a vocaroo of it

>>82328766
cor Gershon Kingsley over here

>>82328764
I watched Amadeus the other day and it was great. Don't even like music, I just think historical Europe is pretty kino

>>82328766
i like it, it's like my Game Boy games
that lil melody (e.g. 00:21-00:23)?
it PokeMusic

>>82328767
in my dreams maybe x
here's some wubs i made earlier (which is what you may be referring to)
https://vocaroo.com/1eEt47Z1HsU1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCIH943auRA

play this lid
go onnn

>>82328842
nice one lad but we already have a pitch bender ITT

>>82328870
>disability football team
>pozzed flag
What did they mean by this?

>>82328870
(meant for >>82328827 tbqh)

>>82328870
corr bet they wouldnt be a fan of most of his posts

absolutely fucked my joke, lads

can i try again? don't want to be like that de pepper lad.

>>82328764
I just don't get people who watch TV anymore.
Do they know there's fun stuff they could be doing? Have they heard of games?
It's like seeing a bunch of old people crowding around the gramophone to me.
Me dad's like "I have to watch all of these really shitty modern Star Trek series, even though I admit they're terrible". Just do something else, m8.
Makes me FUME.

>>82328926
it's okay lad, i got the joke

HHL released a new song
https://youtu.be/oDuxP2vnWNk?list=RDoDuxP2vnWNk&t=58

to be fair i don't have the attention span for games, i could watch a feature film (90 minutes the perfect length for a one-off story) or a series (if i am to get 'invested' in the characters, multiple storylines/happenings)

games that have full-on cutscenes and voice acting seem so pointless because then they MIGHT AS WELL be films, why are they like that? but also, i just made it to the first town in Final Fantasy Adventure and now i cannot be bothered to explore that world more. had enough.

>>82328934
There's some good TV still. Admittedly it's 90% dogshit (like modern games) New Dexter is ok, not great, not terrible, just ok.Severance I liked. "From" is absolute shit but I pissed myself laughing watching it with the /tv/ lads, some great memes there.

>>82328952
damn this shit so fye

>>82328870
helper says LGBTQ rights

why does all pop culture shit come from the internet now?
when are novels going to be written in "the internet voice"?

>>82328954
Just gotta find the right games. Racing games always keep me engaged. Long text and cutscenes and my brain is gone..Action games are normally a good time too (but not soulslikes, i fucking hate those)

Saw one of my exs today. 3 years on and wow, can she hold a grudge. All I did was dump her and I got stink eye and ignored. She got fat too.
We went out from 2020-2023. Then I was reminded of the a figure I read recently. Before we broke up, there were 4.5 million fewer people in this country. Almost 5,000,000 immigrants have come over since the time we were together. Wow.

>>82328996
everyone lives on the internet now

>>82328996
Loads of people are buying/reading AI written books

About to crack open this bad boy. Let the good times roll.

>>82329017
they all get fat for some reason, makes me sad mate

>>82329017
I'm confused, did you want your ex to speak to you?

>>82329034
A little 'hey! Long time, how you doing' sort of chat would be nice. I've had it with other exes, ones Ive been dumped by too

>>82329028
gonna make me wanna get some vive now. Do they at least have less sugar in real coke? Might be an incentive

>>82329003
oh aye, don't really care about cars but i played those Need for Speed Underground 1 & 2 to death back in the day.
got that Most Wanted on PC, not as good but the actual police chase thing was fun as hell. physics, knocking down water towers and that, ooh aye.

there's always piracy but i don't get why they remade these and took away the originals. nostalgia sells, just put them online for a few quid? or do their own games 'take away' from sales of the remakes, like self-piracy?

>>82329049
oh aye
i loved the police chases

>>82329041
A lot less. Cant find any information on it. Can't be bothered to go downstairs sorry lad.

>>82329025
i swear this is NOT new.

i know there has always been slop in publishing, but take this:
https://www.google.co.uk/books/edition/Anime_and_the_Visual_Novel/AXSuBAAAQBAJ

the cover art is an edit of Wikipedia-tan. Dani Cavallaro may or may not be a real person, he/she/it has written similar books.

open the preview, go to ANY random page. there's academic speak, then there's waffle about the multiperspectival approach afforded by harmonizing prosaic ludonarratives delineated by the contrasting orchestrations of familial traumas.

THIS BOOK IS MARKOV CHAINS. PEOPLE CITE IT AS A SOURCE. A ROBOT WROTE THIS BOOK.

nice one Iad but we already have a pitch bender ITT

nice one lad but we aIready have a pitch bender ITT

>>82328956
Idk, seems like it's so easy to just not have to watch TV now. It was one thing in the past where there really was fuck all to do, and you'd gather round and watch Open all Hours or something cause what else was there.
These days you can grab an old computer, load it up with emulators, and be entertained for years, potentially. You can go on the internet, download rulebooks to tabletop RPGS for free, and learn how to play them. You could download actual good, and classic films you've never seen before, and culture yourself a little.
I get so depressed when I'm around people who only want to watch television. They just don't get it. They refuse to let go of some ritual they were conditioned into decades ago, because they lack imagination.

nice one Iad but we aIready have a pitch bender ITT

>>82329089
we all lazy in life, no worries la, ill check next time I'm in the aldi

>>82329172
I get depressed around people who actively put the news on and watch it. I reckon most peoples mental elf innit would be so much better if they just didn't

from Open Food Facts, the free food database

https://world.openfoodfacts.org/product/4088600276229/cola-original-vive

>>82328870
Where's that little bald fat nuckledragging good for nothing black spastic?

>>82329215
Coke is 10.6g per 100ml so a bit more than double.

Quite the refreshing recuperation this hath been

If i do say so meself

>>82329223
>Where's that littIe bald fat nuckledragging good for nothing black spastic?

might gan toon
find Chika
bring him back to /britfeel/

TONIGHT I'M IN LOVE ON MY OWN

could join a political party and go door-knocking. casually ask every house/flat in Newcastle, "btw, are you Chika?"
not a crime, is it?

>>82329369
garn beehive in Newcastle said he went there I think

>>82329379
oh aye good point.

Bigg Market here i come.

i stepped on a slug and now i feel guilty

>>82329412
You should go kill some birds at the park. Throwing rocks at their heads or snapping their necks with a branch. Its a fun enough way to pass the time.

>>82329412
When I was a child I stepped on a caterpillar for and for some reason it was on the road and I think it was about to turn into a cocoon and once I stepped on it, it fired out like a bullet about 10 feet away from me. I always remembered it because it was so fun.

Chika not being here has actively improved the thread.

>>82329423
what the hell did the birds do to you?
>>82329427
honestly that does sound fun

>He misspelt Dr.pepper and wrote de pepper by mistake
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You guys are hysterical, no need for that before.

I thought it was a reference to de lads?
And if you don't know what that is it's a catchphrase said by SeasideMark it means "my lads"

>>82329442
>Chika not being here has actively improved the thread.
fascinating

>>82329446
They were weak. The weak should fear the strong. Ive slain so many birds, they come up to you hoping for some bread then you can slam a rock into their skull and cave their skull in. Never gets boring.

>>82329470
No it was me. It was a genuine typo.

And now he will cost the taxpayer 70 grand a year for his new boxroom kek.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15042343/evri-delivery-driver-benefit-fraud-jailed.html

alright dr lads!
aha x

>>82329486
Show us your secret folders. ;)

>>82329483
>Steals 285k from the government
>Has to repay 2.5k
I guess crime does pay.

u lads must be a proper laff at parties

>While Mr Churchman is now behind bars, Gemma Churchman has been spared jail after her husband took full responsibility for their collective actions
Simp

ive never really cared about myself, never bought nice clothes or thought i was worth any kind of success. when i did achieve something i'd just had wave it away as a fluke or nothing to care about

>>82329523
if you think thats bad look up bernie madoff

>>82329530
You should shoot up a church for being abandoned by Christ

>>82329528
>Simp
You've done him champ

>>82329546
if he is real he's the only one who cares about me but then again he helps those who help themselves init?

I'll admit it, I'm broken. The foids won. I don't look women in the eyes when I'm in public, in fact I mostly just keep my head down and my eyes on the floor. I know that if I meet the eyes of a woman and she doesn't like the look of me that's it, I'm fucked, johnny law will come along and shove a fucking truncheon up my arse.

It hurts me that this is the state of society but it is. No eye contact, no initiating conversation, when spoken to just say 'yes miss' and 'no miss'. Fucking hate this shithole country.

>>82329585
>I'll admit it, I'm broken. The foids won. I don't look women in the eyes when I'm in public, in fact I mostly just keep my head down and my eyes on the floor. I know that if I meet the eyes of a woman and she doesn't like the look of me that's it, I'm fucked, johnny law will come along and shove a fucking truncheon up my arse.
>
>It hurts me that this is the state of society but it is. No eye contact, no initiating conversation, when spoken to just say 'yes miss' and 'no miss'. Fucking hate this shithole country.
mong

>>82329523
Would you be prepared to waste 3 years of your life in prison for 300k? Even a million quid wouldn't get you far these days. May be lucky to get 15-20 years unless you plan on living frugally with your parents until they die.

>>82329585
im sure if you put some effort into your appearance and if you were polite you'ed be at least tolerated

me? i'm on them Irn Bru Legend Editions

that lad was right that Nessie's Nectar > Unicorn Tears

>>82329351
You thought of chika because of the fat and bald post lol

>>82329565
No he actually has a document open with everyones name in it, and he puts people into the incel group. He makes this choice for us. You should hang yourself on a church crucifix to show everyone what Christ actually stands for.

>>82329592
>Would you be prepared to waste 3 years of your life in prison for 300k
It took me 10 years to save 100k.
So fucking yes.

>>82329611
you're a odd one

>>82329585
Don't be a weak man. Give them a good stare, blatantly record them and post the footage online. Let them cry and whine knowing the law cannot stop public photography.

We all fucking slaves in life de lids, it don't get better at any point, nothing makes us happy, nobody wants us around, we all better off dead oh aye x

Fucking knackered lads. At least the tube wasn't fucked and too busy today. Weed pen and telly time

>>82329639
was anyone playing skrillex on the tube

>Weed pen and telly time
carpe diem

>>82329585
>know that if I meet the eyes of a woman and she doesn't like the look of me that's it, I'm fucked, johnny law will come along and shove a fucking truncheon up my arse.
This has literally never happened to anyone. You are severely socially isolated and mentally ill.

>>82329650
You should shoot up a weed dispensary to show everyone how bad weed is for society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlghGgWuAs

The song that broke shippy beyond belief.

Dunno if it's just the hangxiety but I there's some real ominous energy tonight. I feel like I could panic. Even the clouds are freaking me out.

>>82329667
>The song that broke shippy beyond belief.
fascinating

>>82329674
You should hang yourself at one of the viewpoints in your walking trails so everyone who goes there to admire the view has to see you. Draw a red crucifix on your forehead so everyone knows why you did it.

This lad's gimmick is pretty weak.

>>82329661
laziest glowie ever

>>82329700
You seem like youre an incel. You probably will never get into a girl.

>>82329667
even looks like him

honestly that lassie who shot those kids did every last fucking thing in her video
was basically thinking 'when is she going to explicitly say a Joker quote' and then she said several, as well as writing THE memes/catchphrases on some of her guns.

a shame she didn't "ironically" have a point.

>>82329717
You should go write some graffiti on the side of a bridge about how upset you are. Send a good message to the people.

Someone recently pointed out that, since I'm 28, if I somehow magically got a gf and lost my virginity to her, I would be having sex with someone who had been fucking for a solid decade at the least and likely closer to 12-15 years.

I'm so fucked it's hard to even put into words. It's over for me, seriously what the actual fuck is someone in my position meant to do? Just kill myself?

>>82329729
What video, lad? Got a link?

>>82329729
was ""she"" autistic

>>82329751
Just go shoot up a school and yell something about incel retribution, to make sure everyone knows why you did it. Fuck the normies you deserve what they have.

>>82329751
Forget about it lad. Someone pathetic enough to even think like this will never lose his virginity anyway so no worries

>>82329733
Are you naturally a childish cretin or just when you're anonymous? I'd wager the former

>>82329751
you value sex to highly. yes your lack of it will make socializing harder but how often do you do that anyway?

>>82329781
You can lead the normies by writing graffiti outside the mall. Send something powerful about Christ or aliens.

>outside the mall
FOY

>>82329751
>It's over for me, seriously what the actual fuck is someone in my position meant to do?
Stop caring?

>>82329761
https://archive.org/details/robin-westman-archive/
"Uknown video (1)" is the zany guns + manifesto one.

>>82329751
the fact you are even concerned about that tells me you will forever be an incel

when are yous going to start being funny

Garn go bed now desu, it's been a long day ngl

>>82329869
most of use are middle age and its late on a weekday, to tired for funnies

Got to admit bob vylan's music is maximum cringe

direct link:
https://ia600206.us.archive.org/8/items/robin-westman-archive/Uknown%20video%20%281%29.mp4

not a well person.

When out and about I have never, ever, not once, seen a man look happy to be taking care of his sprogs. They always look tired, bored, depressed, annoyed, irritated, on edge or outright angry.

It's not for me thanks, it might be for you but it's not for me.

>>82329859
The fact you want to cope and pretend it doesn't matter tells me you've only ever pulled cock carousel whores
t. Lost v at 16 to another virgin

Ought to shave me

Don't i

>>82329920
I've noticed this too. Even in parks and by lakes and stuff, they still seem grumpy as fuck, and/or staring at their phones

>>82329751
Even if I were to somehow improve now, I'd be like 40 at that point. I'd be expected to date eggless women. 99% of women will have so much experience with relationships by that point so I'll be compared if I got that far. Single mums most likely will be the only single women. It's so fucking crazy how quick your 30s goes.

My obese tattooed walled gf with 150 ex partners is beautiful actually and you're an incel if you disagree

I don't care that my wife has had partners. If anything that means she's better in bed, so I should be thanking all those guys who taught my wife how to have sex

>>82329920
Men were not meant to care for children. Of course children should be raised with a father around, but the actual caring for kids should be done by women. Men are not happy or satisfied if they're caring for children and women aren't happy or satisfied if they aren't caring for children. Women make the home, raise the kids. Men go out and hunt and protect the tribe.

Having a couple of jars in honour of HHL

A soi male calls you an incel basically if you dislike something he's insecure about in his own partners. Not my fault you had to lower your standards.

>>82329921
Can you explain why it matters?

Me? I'm glad my wife had a decent body count before meeting me. Means she got it all out of her system and is ready to settle down for a nice quiet life with me. She's not going to cheat because she did all her crazy sex stuff when she was younger.

>>82329938
>>82329950
who are you lashing out at now big man

>>82329935
Yeah my 30s are going quickly. I am happy in a wonderful relationship, I think that is why they are flying by

>>82329965
Did you find his brother's facebook lad?

>>82329751
in a similar boat to you, 28 y/o, also a virgin
I saw an escort in February this year as it was my birthday, some Spanish chick that was like a 6/10. couldn't get hard and wanted to kill myself afterwards
if you're watching porn then I'd strongly advise you quit it right the fuck now because it absolutely destroys your brain. if not, then just know that it could be worse and you could be like me

>>82329965
His neck gets longer every picture.

>>82329003
did you ever play maximium chase or critical velocity?
good games they are

had a menty b the other night and finished midnight club 3 again

I would give anything to be 16 again. Fucking ANYTHING. I would kill so many people, I would kill children if it meant I could turn back time and get a do over.

>>82329768
GCHQ, this post right here. Lock this lad up.

life must be pretty grim without your dollies to make you feel better about your shit life

>first posted 39 mins ago
>17 (you)s
not bad

No normal guy is born wanting fat slags covered in tattoos with a "history" with other men. They grow up, realise they can't do any better, then the cope starts. Oh aye x