Thread 82328053

Why do ugly incels have such insane standards when it comes to dating women?

>>82328053 (OP)
As an ugly man my standards are
>be woman (female)
>be nice to me
>be loyal
>be willing to have sex with me

>>82328053 (OP)
>gaslighting and projection: the webm

>>82328053 (OP)
My standards are so low that I would probably date a 50 year old fat bald man

>>82328053 (OP)
she considers herself among the most attractive women fyi

>>82328053 (OP)
literallyyyy that's why I stopped going for them. It's crazy that my hotter bfs were always so much nicer to me. I think being ugly just makes ppl unstable and cruel, rly selfish. Deadass this is what I believe now. I'm gonna find a hot husband cuz fuck it if it's the same bullshit either way I'd rather look at some eye candy.

>>82328145
>Hotter ex bfs
Wonder why they are exes. Dont answer, it's rhetorical.

>>82328156
one I moved away for college, the other had a mental break from an addiction so I broke up with him when he got committed.

>>82328053 (OP)
I'd fuck her but I think she's seething because she thinks she's good looking enough for chads but they don't want her so she's now saying they're ugly and have high standards

>>82328172
I can work with that without changing my thoughts, thankyou for admitting so.

>>82328053 (OP)
I didn't know women were doing the "what would it look like if the genders were reversed" thing too.

>>82328188
welll it's not like I abandoned him.. he threatened to stab a couple people and kept saying crazy shit to me and everyone else around him. He wasnt getting better after a few months. It was highschool do u rly expect me to stay with him through that?

>>82328215
Not what I said or implied but this is honestly reinforcing my initial idea even further, thank you.

>>82328053 (OP)
Women quite literally have the longest list for active suitors at any one time
Men do not get the same level of reciprocity of affection
Women hate men
Men hate men
So of course I'm gonna shoot above my weight class fuck this dumb bitch

>>82328222
u should work on urself nonny ur too judgemental. I'm just a pooorrr poor foid

>>82328053 (OP)
>they want the bare minimum things

>>82328237
I didnt ask for you to air your dirty laundry and reveal the peestains

>>82328053 (OP)
maybe cuz they try to compensate not having a gf at all.

>>82328053 (OP)
>They want someone who's nice and will treat them well
lmao I don't think ANYONE falls for this one anymore

>>82328053 (OP)
what is it with mid/chopped ASIAN AMERICAN WOMEN specifically acting like theyre some gift to the earth? you look like a rice farming peasant. you're chopped as fuck, Chung ZI Li.
who tf told you youre a pretty blonde white girl???? who said you can act like one??

you're an ugly chink.

>>82328053 (OP)
Why does this ugly bitch act like she's special?

>>82328407
All women tell each other they're the most beautiful and gorgeous person ever, it's pathological and totally bizarre. When she says "all the most beautiful women she knows" she means all of her friends who are somehow also single despite the fact that they totally don't have any crazy standards.

>>82328053 (OP)
She's like Uncle Ruckus for ugly people. I could have sworn ecelebs already covered her.

>>82328053 (OP)
Sir put the pork frie rice in the bag

>>82328053 (OP)
>OH MY GOD THESE GORGEOUS WOMAN HAVE SUCH LOW STANDARDS!!!
>the "gorgeous woman" is a 4/10 who wears some stupid outfit and has a tranny supermodel body and a massive nose
i bet they're going to say taylor swift is a 10/10 or something next

>>82328471
So you're telling me a pig fried this rice?

>>82328053 (OP)
Why do women initiate 80% of divorces. Can someone answer this?

Why is it when anyone looks around at the women they know, they recignise the absolute majority are single mothers?

Someone explain this phenomenon.

>>82328503
>Can someone answer this?
They suffer abuse from their husbands and in current year they can get away from them. Hope that helps.

>>82328184
I wouldn't. I don't want to feed her ego.

>>82328612
That's just cope when women reward the worst actual abusers with the most sex and are abusers themselves by their own measurements. It's why dykes aren't all happy with each other.

>>82328650
If anything women probably divorce because the newest dick WON'T abuse them. They might cringe if she asked to get choked and smacked around. Too safe not sexy enough. The mind of a bleeding headcase.

>>82328612
If a majority of them are being abused, why do we need no fault divorce?
Just go back to the pre-Reagan standard. Require infidelity or abuse to process divorce

>>82328137
Hotter women tell uggos that they are because it boosts their own market value even higher. Women have literally mastered inflating their own value.

>>82328712
Women can and do lie about abuse to get new dick or get money from their ex easier

>>82328712
>why do we need no fault divorce
Because freedom. If you don't like the relationship, you have the freedom to leave. Why can't women be free? Is it only reserved for men?

>>82328755
Why do you need the freedom to blow up your family and kill your unborn children?

>>82328755
Women only want freedom on the condition they can take things from men or even their kids. It's not about just the freedom itself. That's like pretending feminism is really just about fairness for all humanity.

>>82328053 (OP)
Shes not lying at all lol, just look at magatards and white supremacist, they're almost always the ugliest and weakest of their race yet theyre the loudest when they say theyre the best... yeah right, go back to /gif/ and look at the bbc threads some more.

Men confident and comfortable with themselves will be getting laid and having conversations with women, while incels have this fictional perspective on women based off of being online all the time and one time in middle school when a girl was kind of sort of rude to them once and they never let it go. Theres so many women out there that think you're great until you open your mouth and expose your shitty personality and opinions. Shes not wrong, its almost always the ugliest men with the highest standards. Why? Because theyre lonely inside jerking off and addicted to porn so they have unrealistic expectations. This woman in the video said k cool bye and went and fucked some well adjusted big dicked guy who isnt mentally insane, like almost everyone on this site and board.

Just dont be stupid, stupid

>>82328778
I think at this point women only even get married in order to boost their own social status and get an ego boost from their wedding. At this point, the institution of marriage is a complete joke taken seriously by nobody and most women are ready to bail at the drop of a hat as though it were some casual fling. If you ask "my husband leaves the toilet seat up and likes model planes, meanwhile Chad at work is hitting on me, should I get a divorce?" the overwhelming response seems to be yes lmfao

>>82328797
You're right but they won't listen to you

>>82328797
Even in your own strange tirade about politics and porn, which nobody else brought up, you immediately conflate personality and ugliness within one sentence. Try harder, midwit

>>82328841
He's the faggot who sits here literally all day spamming blacked porn.

>>82328812
Of course they wont, they live in a fictional world where their opinions are law and theyre always right and they're the victims and its everybody else that is insane, stupid, ugly, a loser, etc.

I promise you if you turn off the computer and go outside and go on walks, eat better, do push ups exercise invest in your physical health and your mental will follow. Then women will actually want to be around you and you wont be a fucking incel losercunt anymore wasting away behind a screen instead of living life. Nobody wants to be around a jerk, its pretty simple. I proooomise you this chick went and fucked some handsome well adjusted big dicked dude and wasnt even thinking about the guy she spoke about in the video. Shes already moved on while losers in here are hurling slurs at her the same way monkeys hurl their shit out of their ass at people. Same energy.

>>82328778
That ugly faggot you're responding to isn't human or woman. But real women want to do whatever they want even if it's morally wrong. That's why they'll still divorce after taking vows or promises for life in front of everybody, that's why they'll point to abuse that's exaggerated or that they're guilty of themselves to justify it. They want to be a piece of shit and lie without consequences, and they got away with it for a while by pretending it's just the morally right thing. Just say it's about freedom like a worthless lying politician. Then you can pretend your crimes are justified.

>>82328841
It doesnt need to be brought up its relevant to the conversation at hand. If you werent lobotomized by this website you'd understand that lol. Women date based off of political opinions, and men have unrealistic standards of women because of porn addiction. Is anyone awake up there? Lol

>>82328215
>he threatened to stab a couple people and kept saying crazy shit to me and everyone else around him. He wasnt getting better after a few months.
oh man you weren't kidding he sounds so nice

>>82328053 (OP)
Im a handsome tall man and I didnt watch beyond the first 9 secs

Being a whiny bitch is quite the ick, take notes, ladies!

>>82328237
NTA, but nobody cares

>>82328866
Your bbc addiction isnt relevant to anything in this thread. Go shoot up another school.

>>82328856
>I proooomise you this chick went and fucked some handsome well adjusted big dicked dude and wasnt even thinking about the guy she spoke about in the video
Women getting pumped and dumped isn't an accomplishment kek. You're a perfect example of a loser.

>>82328866
>Women date based off of political opinions
Most retarded shit Ive read all week

>>82328874
Who is irrelevant now, bringing up shootings when literally not a soul was even thinking of that before you. You're projecting. I dont want to take out revenge on strangers, I'm not an incel coward pussyfuck, if I have beef with someone hypothetically id beef it with that individual. Instead of throwing a diaper tantrum and shooting up strangers lmfao how pathetic. You all are literally lobotomized from your extended stay on this website and it shows lmfao

>>82328886
>literal porn brained retard trying to call anyone else retarded
This tranny is fuming

>>82328856
>I promise you if you turn off the computer and go outside and go on walks, eat better, do push ups exercise invest in your physical health and your mental will follow. Then women will actually want to be around you
yeah? they're gonna come up to me while I do pushups and ask me out?
sybau

>>82328877
Do you think this chick would feel like a piece of disregarded meat after the fact, or like someone that just got laid? Newsflash women dont care either lol women treat men like men treat women, unless serious intense feelings are involved its all lighthearted and casual. Women getting laid is an accomplishment on their end, not every woman is fuckable lmfaoooo
Men getting laid is an accomplishment in their end
Its just you assuming as a way to cope that she's worse off now after getting some dick. Huh??? Make it make sense rofl

>>82328881
If you're against the status quo,women will hate you. they only accept generic political views that fall into left and right

>>82328881
Go on tinder and advertise and youre right leaning and then tell me how retarded it is pffft

The second they learn you dont care about their safety or bodily autonomy they run for the hills, theres a guy that looks just like you that isnt a racist bigot faggot piece of shit and they're just gonna go fuck that guy instead of your magatarded ass ;)

>>82328899
>not every woman is fuckable lmfaoooo
That's why 99.9 percent of women have long lost their virginity right? Wow a loser and retarded.

>>82328892
No but theyre gonna look at you after 4 months of dedicated hard work on yourself and theyll notice the difference. Nothing is hotter than a hard working man who isnt afraid to break a sweat, easiest way to communicate that is to lose weight and put on muscle and get healthier in every way. Your pessimistic ass is gonna stay not getting laid if you sit there going "pushups? Pffft wtf are pushups gonna do for me?" Theyll make your mantits more attractive numbnuts omfg the lobotomy here is loud

Man maybe some of you actually need Jesus Christ in your lives, I dont know anymore with you people pfft

>>82328797
>>Shes not lying at all lol, just look at magatards and white supremacist, they're almost always the ugliest and weakest of their race

>>82328910
lolol someone post the pic of chad with the swastika tattoo, and chad thats a registered sex offender. the women on tinder didnt give a single fuck bc he was hot.

>>82328909
Not this either unfortunately
Women just want to know you're not actively voting against their rights and freedoms. It actually is that simple. Right wing politics want women to have less rights and more time in the kitchen being a trad wife birthing stupid cunts instead of being a free human being who happens to have a vagina.

>>82328053 (OP)
She's a potato on a fridge body and we'd still fuck her

>>82328913
99.9% ay if youre gonna call me a retard ima need a source on that percentage, otherwise you pulled it out of your gaped ass. You cant phase me my shit is from life experience not something someone else told me over a screen or in a shitty discord voice channel. I know for a fact what im saying has weight behind it and facts to back it up. Source for that 99.9% number? Stupid rofl

>>82328947
I'm pretty sure this guy has swastika tattoos too on top of killing women. Still got hundreds and thousands of women's openly interested in him. But muh politics.

>>82328053 (OP)
Male standards:
>don't be fat
>be of average attractiveness, or even below. Just not looking like an actual ogre 1-3

>>82328933
do you think people start looking like roidtrannies after 4 months at the gym? lmao
you won't see shit for like a year unless A) you're on gear or B) you go everywhere shirtless

>>82328940
Hell yeah! A cherry picked image to try and prove your point! I got one of those too

>>82328957
>Muh life experience
>Doesn't know the vast majority of women aren't virgins
Kek stupid faggot alert

>>82328942
The idea that racists will find and fuck other racists has never entered your mind, predictable

>>82328961
No but they definitely look better than they did 4 months ago. 4 months of hard work and switching up your diet and dedication? Or 4 months of doomscrolling bingewatching sitting on your ass getting more fat? I pick working out for 4 months seeing my progress and then doing another 4 months and keeping that train going.

Why are you lards so against exercise? Get the fuck up right now and do 5 pushups itll take 10-15 seconds of your day, max. Theres no excuse

>>82328856
There's really no point in wasting your time here. What you're saying is falling on deaf ears
I'm a femcel that's tried to get a relationship off here and I've been ghosted by so many self-proclaimed robots/incels

>>82329006
Actual fat ugly femcels on here get multiple orbiters

Look, the bottom line is getting hooked up in this chick is some loser shit. She rejected some insane incel that had a bunch of ridiculous standards for their potential partner. The situation is over. She doesnt care about literally anybody's opinion here and women will bounce back and just fuck some guy who isnt a jerk, its that simple. You hurling slurs like monkeys hurling shits isnt gonna do anything but make you look like an idiot and impress other magatards who are glad youre validating their stupid shit

This woman does not care
You should not care
You should also bounce back and just fuck some new chick instead of hating this one, it didnt work move on.

Racists will fuck other racists, its not too late for some of you! Dont lose hope you stupid fucks, theres another stupid fuck for you to hump

>>82328969
From my perspective it is progressives and democrats who are almost always the ugliest and weakest of their race yet theyre the loudest when they say theyre the best.
How do you suggest we get to the bottom of this and figure out who is cherry picking and who is accurate?

>>82328856
>Then women will actually want to be around you and you wont be a fucking incel losercunt anymore wasting away behind a screen instead of living life.
Are they gonna be like the one in OP webm? Cause if yes I think I am gonna pass.

>>82329018
I don't want orbiters. I want a serious long term relationship with someone who isn't a total degen (impossible mode)

>>82328983
that contradicts your original post then.

>>82329006
Yo lowkey this advice goes for you too! Put on some muscle get in the gym or workout at home, learn self defense and how to kick somebody's ass and itll give you some confidence plus you'll be physically healthier, and your mental will follow. Its better to work out depressed than it is to be depressed and not do anything at all. You'll find someone irl that isnt a rapist incel whiteknight loser just keep looking. Its honestly sad you thought 4chan was the place to look for well adjusted men to date lol

>>82328997
I have been working out for over a year retard. I lost approximately 50 lbs of fat and gained some small amount of muscle i cant estimate. I ate fucking nothing but grilled chicken, eggs, greek yogurt and rice. I did my cardio. I did legs. Guess fucking what. I'm still the same autistic ugly fuck just with ozempic face now. I barely even look any different when I'm dressed. I still get winded on hikes. I still get ZERO attention from girls. None of this shit was worth it. My membership expired a couple weeks ago and I just gave up. Could have bought a new graphics card with the money and actually done something enjoyable.

>>82329044
what are some behaviors you find degenerate

>>82329026
She cared enough to make the video complaining and women love grudges. If some guy she herself considers an ugly loser simply not wanting fat bitches or women like her was enough to trigger her like this then she's got no shortage of rage fuel unless she never goes online again.

>>82329079
You're right, thanks for calling me out. I need to get my shit together

>>82329035
From my experience its been the opposite. Leftist cunts are soo busy dapping eachother up and protesting to be proclaiming to be the best. Its just not true lol, your perspective is warpped from being here too much.

I never met an elitist leftist or an attractive nazi irl. You know what i did meet? This alcohol syndrome ass aryan ass piece of shit with a mug that'd make anyone turn away, and he was a proud and confident white supremacist who tried debating me at my work (coworkers) and when I mentioned jan 6 he legitimately like for real for real believed in his heart it was antifa that stormed the capital. He was ugly as sin proclaiming to be better than everyone. I met that irl not some bitchs tweet

>>82329118
white nationslists are subhuman but how much of an NPC do you gotta be to care about jan 6 breh

>>82329039
They might, theyre people. Just look for the ones that you like. Literally for example if youre into pokemon the trading card game you can just look at your nearest metropolis and see if theres a pokemon fanclub or store to hang out at. Like where they play mtg and dnd and have likeminded people there. You could make yourself a more comfortable confident body for your mind and soul to inhabit and have a much better time in that social setting where theres girls than you wuld be if you went to that same social setting after sitting on the couch for the past 4 months instead of being active and living life.

Also if you go outside youll experience more and have more stories to tell and you wont be a boring cunt

>>82329118
>when I mentioned jan 6 he legitimately like for real for real believed in his heart it was antifa that stormed the capital
I am not even american but what I got from lolcow knowledge osmosis is that it was a controlled operation and nick fuentes (among others) was sponsored by FBI to honeypot retards into doing it. Makes perfect sense that you can just imprison the incels who actually want to do shit IRL.

>>82329026
Not only does the ugly bitch care too much but she can't even manage to make convincing lies. Imagine going online to unironically say the most attractive women in the world only want a guy that's nice to them. She deserves to suffer her looksmatches making her seethe indefinitely.

>>82329107
If you learn how to throw a punch in a mans liver thatll make them throw up you will never be intimidated by another person again, trust. Put in that work, know your power! You're a human being damn it just fucking eat protein and lift heavy shit and stretch and go on walks I PROMISE anyone reading this will be happier doing this.

Everyone should learn self defense lowkey, put on muscle and learn self defense youre golden

>>82329118
https://fee.org/articles/george-floyd-riots-caused-record-setting-2-billion-in-damage-new-report-says-here-s-why-the-true-cost-is-even-higher/
Jan 6 was a nothing burger compared to the summer of Floyd

>>82329139
Nah thanks. I am good. To be honest I gave up on looking for a girlfriend like 7 years ago and I feel much better with myself ever since that happened.

>>82329107
Watch out for men irl who give off rapist energy. Some men play the long con but others you can just tell by how they treat others or their body language or how they phrase things if theyd respect your say in the bedroom or not. Thats why as a bi man I havent let someone top me yet, i only get head because I dont trust men to not lose themselves and ignore how I'm feeling.


Unless thats what youre into, then go for it theres hella people regardless of sex that like being submissive and letting the top do whatever

I feel like im explaining very obvious shit, the stupidity of this website is leaking into me gross

>>82329143
it was simply a fake happening that the media and politicians tried forcing us to care about like it was some big important thing for months. the only reason being to fan the left vs right war for all the retarded masses who think voting matters

>>82329137
You are God. But so is everyone else around you, theyre also God. Its only when you think youre God and its everyone else thats NPCs that you can be considered mentally ill, and quite frankly a jerk. If I may.

>>82329143
Fuck the government I wouldnt put it pass them to get involved with this shit, like for example I think the white kid that tried gunning drumpf down was allowed to do so by the powers that be, they knew he was on that sloped roof and let it happen, just as how I think they got their hands involed with the magatards storming the capital. I bet they do have a hand in creating that situation I wouldnt put it pass them, but still a large majority of those people were trump supporters who bought into his meme bullshit. Thats undeniable, no shot they were all leftists when almost all of them were racist white rural people

Ugly women are worthless for sex when dumb and broke and vapid to the point of agony about klon and dumping you are the rest. Good woen over dime a dozen turtletards. I hate beta women and my nonvirgin male SMV is higher than you think. If a bad bitch on the grind wants to GET A JOB and chill a nit but we HATE Reginas you FAG, smoke myself to death instead of virgin uggo

>>82329147
Who said anything about the most attractive chick in the world only wanting a nice man? Everybody on earth has different yums and yucks, the person you consider the most attractive person probably doesnt have the tastes you assume them to have. You never know until you're in it with them and can see what they're into. I mean sure theres some women out there that want to be romantically fucked but then theres others who are in the mood to be treated like fuckmeat, its the same with bi/gay guys that bottom! Everybody receiving cock wants it a different way, nobody here is saying the lies youre claiming theyre saying lol the lobotomy is loud

>>82329155
If they didnt want the summer of Floyd, then maybe that cop shouldn't have stepped outside the lines of legality and turned a simple arrest into a public execution. Your lack of intelligence and sympathy for others is showing, bootlicker.

>>82329158
Healthiest person in the whole thread

>>82329219
>Everybody on earth has different yums and yucks,
except for foids

>Who said anything about the most attractive chick in the world only wanting a nice man?
watch the webm again she basically said that word for word

>>82329230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qHLXbVDnkc&
If you read through the autopsy, George Floyd had a lethal amount of Fentanyl in his system
He also had weed, crystal meth and COVID-19 in his system
Any sober person would survive what he went through

>>82329230
yet you're crying about racist white people "storming" a bunch of senators and other scum

>>82329239
Not sure if sarcastic and not sure if true if not sarcastic. But I can confirm that before I have given up I had daily suicidal thoughts from loneliness and constant rejection. And now it is all gone. I am still friendless but I don't want to kill myself and I don't really feel lonely anymore.

>>82328053 (OP)
Women
>reject 95% of men on dating apps after a 1 second swipe
Men
>accepts every woman

I hate how women project their BS on ugly men. This bitch is a 4.5 on a good day.

>>82329241
Nope, literally everybody. Every human you see regardless of their perceived gender or sexual orientation or religion has unique preferences. Every person you see is just a soul inside of a meat suit using the brain as a motherboard to pilot the fucking thing. Thats people. Theyre all universes and unique and they all matter, and so do you. Everybody has different tastes. The same girl liked by two different guys will have different wants from each guy. What if one of them wants to be submissive and tied up, while the other one wants to dominate her? And vise versa. What if she wanted to peg one of them etc. Like everybody is different. Everybody

>>82329249
I dont really care, he voiced verbally multiple times that he could not breathe and the officer heard and recieved that information and stood by his decision to execute him with his knee on his neck. Look, I get it he used a counterfit bill to buy something. Thats a crime, put him in jail. Dont fucking kill the guy! Are we in the middle ages like we're just full on executing criminals on the spot? Dont pull any of this shit with me, the judge also understood this which is why the cop who killed that man is in jail

>>82329219
>Who said anything about the most attractive chick in the world only wanting a nice man?
The dumb mid chink in OP retard

>>82329250
Yes because I have standards for this country and the people that inhabit itz that is why I am "crying"(lmfao) about a bunch of people a lot of which happened to be rural whites and qanon types trying to overthrow our government. Yes i care, that isnt lame its necessary

>>82329284
that woman is not mid that's a 3/10

>>82329267
foids all basically want the same thing.

>>82329283
https://youtu.be/XkEGGLu_fNU?t=493
He said he couldn't breath multiple times while sitting in the back of a police car unrestrained
What were the cops supposed to do?

>>82329259
Dude you devoted time to yourself and focusing on yourself. You didnt put on someone elses mask before your own as the plane was going down like a lot of incel losers, you said hold on maybe a girl isnt what I need right now. This version of you is a lot more attractive and healthy than the version of you where you never stopped seeking, and you got insecure, and bitter. This is the better timeline, youll naturally find someone good for you if you just keep working on yourself. Love yourself, its literally the best thing you can do.

>>82329266
The dating apps are designed to suck theyre shitty as hell thats why nobody ever finds dates on there. Even being a woman on there is tough because you might not run into bots or scammers but you might run into a rapist with bad breath, or an std, or some humplord that just wants to fuck right away and out of those humplords who knows who is actually good in bed or not? Dating apps fucking suck for everybody, the best play is to get into a recreation like a hobby, video games, collecting, biking, skating, sports, fucking weed idc like go to the local drum circle and hang out with other stoners dont just sit inside being hateful all day lets mooooove

>>82329290
ok bootlicker you can be aoc's personal bodyguard. the rural people you hate so much are the ones who keep the country running by supplying it's food, transportation, construction and pretty much everything else necessary for society to sustain itself. I agree they shouldn't take over by attacking the capital or whatever. they should just go on strike and refuse to supply food and electricity to cities, block all the roads with their massive trucks. if they want to behead a bunch of politicians though i wouldn't be upset about it

>>82329313
can we please stop with this soap opera bullshit no man has ever just "naturally found someone" that's reserved for foids

>>82329284
Well thats a dumb opinion then but that doesnt change that shes just a woman and not an evil cunt or someone to put on a pedestal, shes just some chick. Shes a person like the rest of us, personally her physical body is like a 7 to me but i dont know the person that inhabits her body so maybe once the hypothetical dates start and she starts talking that number drops quick

>>82329331
I was referring to the swipe rates. The topic is literally about standards. The suggestion is that men are pickier than women, which is laughable.

>>82329303
Not put their foot on their neck, its actually pretty simple if you havent suffered a lobotomy from the kkk propaganda pipeline

>>82329158
how to do this? I so badly wish I could just give up but then I'll see literally any girl and feel like blowing my brains out knowing I'll never hold her hands and make her blush

>>82329337
I'm not a bootlicker just because I dont want terrorists storming buildings lmfao, the lobotomy is loud. Look, I live here too dumbass and I am choosing to live here. While I live in this nation and share it with my neighbors, I would hope they are reasonably sane enough to not needlessly storm a fucking government building because their orange turdfuck didnt win. Make it make sense, you cant. Keep choking on trump's cock and smelling his pedophile pubes on your chin you bootlicker

>>82329331
>The dating apps are designed to suck theyre shitty as hell thats why nobody ever finds dates on there.
the only people who can't get dates on dating apps are sub 8 men

>>82328053 (OP)
>I need someone to tuck me in at night
>And you have to be a gourmet chef
>And you need to work but not too much
>and you can't be taller than this
>you can't weigh more than this
>If you've been in a relationship if you've had sex before like not interested
Well if a woman wants to be a lone wolf, wants to eat out every day, wants to work herself to death, wants to wear high heels and have a gut and take after her manager, wants to be Chad's cumrag, etc, is it my place to tell her otherwise? Go get em tiger! It's your life. If you think it's fulfilling to do this feminist circus, then go for it.
>who's gonna tell them that they're the most hideous people on the entire planet
I guess that's the job of whoever is thinking about them the most and hosting them rent free in their minds.

Buddy. We don't care.

>>82329368
you're not a bootlicker you just only like when blacks riot and you want to be a bodyguard for senators and you want the same ruling class to stay in power forever

>>82329345
Can we please stop with this negativity already? Ive had 9 girlfriends in my life and 6 of them I met naturally in school or at work. Being friends with someone and getting to know them as a person and having them get used and comfortable with you is honestly the best starting place for a good relationship. You cant start a good friendship without not being a jerk and attracting other nonjerks, and you can build from there.

Now, if you like charisma I cant teach that. You either have it or you dont, and that is definitely a You problem. Imagine forcing yourself to date someone who you think is boring as rocks, you wouldnt want to. Thats how women feel too, if you dont have charisma or something of equal value to offer to make up for the lack of charisma then youre fuuuucked. And thats on you, quit being a boring hateful losercunt and work on yourself.

>>82329395
If you lack charisma, not like. My b

>>82329355
But they didn't put a foot on his neck
https://www.thedailybeast.com/minneapolis-police-department-trained-officers-to-use-neck-restraint-that-killed-george-floyd-manual-shows/
Derek Chauvin did what he was trained to do. The Minneapolis Maximal Restraint Technique. It was in the training manual

>>82329313
>This is the better timeline, youll naturally find someone good for you if you just keep working on yourself.
No I won't because I am not looking for a woman and I am not attractive enough to just have a woman try to pick me up. Even if I run into a statistical anomaly that would be putting in the effort when I am not, I would shoot her down because I am 36 and I am too old to learn relationships. The ship has already sailed for me. Sorry to say but you really have zero insight into people you want to give advice to :) . One thing I realized over the years that normie advice may not be all wrong it is just that it stops being appropriate when you go down or up on attractiveness level. What might work for you probably won't work for people who were social outcasts for their whole life.

>>82329370
Which is the majority of men. The apps are designed to not get you laid, they want to keep you on there using their product for as long as possible

>if you lack charisma i cant teach that. You either have it or you don't
>work on yourself
can you at least not contradict yourself with every fucking post you retarded faggot

>>82329407
36 is too old to learn relationships? Oh that is genuinely sad. Please dont give up on yourself already, its only from the eyes of a teenager that your shits already up. You can find love in your 50s and 60s looking like a 50 or 60 year old, even if you think youre ugly you still have your youth so at least use that
Idk glhf man i cant teach self love

>>82328910
Are you retarded?

I was going to adress your post after asking whether you're a tetard or not but it really isn't worth the effort

>>82329365
I would write a book if I knew but to this day I don't know. I don't think you actually ever consciously decide to believe and accept anything. It just comes to you. In this case it probably comes with age. I remember when it started for me my depression and suicidal thoughts turned into a complete apathy and indifference. There was also one dumb thing I was reading at that point and it resonated with me but that is probably a symptom not a cause.
> but then I'll see literally any girl and feel like blowing my brains out knowing I'll never hold her hands
One practical advice for this is contrary to what your 4chan bros may tell you - jerk off often and don't feel bad about it. Being horny only makes everything worse when you are constantly rejected.

>>82329419
Work on yourself, progress. Start a hobby, exercise, read, get into an expansive fictional world where you can find community through that fandom. ENOUGH with the negativity, you have to be confident and comfortable in yourself, the body that you inhabit, and the words that you say. I cant teach anybody to do that, you have to love yourself and learn how to be charismatic. I was a class clown growing up and over the years I learned to pull back when I need to and how to talk to people and be somewhat charismatic. Or at the very least Not Boring. You dont have to be a chad, just be a hotter better version of your current self. Youre not racing against anyone but the version of you that wants to stay on the couch hating. Take a chance and love yourself and prove to yourself through actions and hard work (like dedicating time to the gym or working out at home) that you are worth it. Prove it to yourself. Nobody is gonna save you but you. If you lack charisma and lack anything to make up for said charisma then idk, learn to not be an unlikable cunt then.

>>82329429
No but I seem to have struck a nerve with you, is it because you know deep down I'm right, so your only response is to fling retard at me the way a monkey flings shit? Lmfao

>>82329424
have you ever talked to a real person? if you haven't had a relationship by 25 you're fucked. No one is gonna want to be your first. The fact divorced 60 year olds can mingle with other divorced 60 year olds is irrelevant

>>82329405
Theres video footage from multiple different angles, I really dont care for whatever evidence you try to cherrypick and shove in my face to prove your retarded point. Idc how you feel, the cop overstepped his role as a law enforcement and he stepped out of legality and for that he deserves the jail sentenfe he ultimately got. The judge was presented with much better evidence than literally anything you can throw my way in this thread, youre talking to a wall

>>82329453
NTA but:
1. Do what as a hobby?
2. Exercise how?
3. Read what?
4. Get into what?

>>82329424
Again you lack perspective to be able to accurately judge things. It is too old. I am even gonna skip what other anon said and how I would have to just lie about having some expierience. And how hard it would be to find someone now. Unless I get an 18 year old girlfriend (and that is not happening) I am entering a relationship with zero expierience and with a disadvantage of being a social sperg. That woman will just run circles around me, probably will lose all respect for me and leave me after a year or two. Why would I do that to myself when I am now comfortable with myself? The whole "love yourself" thing is a huge catch 22. I managed to do that but if you do that you lose all motivation to get a girlfriend. It is not worth the effort when I already have what I thought I would get from her.

>>82328053 (OP)
>another chadless and childless 6/10 lashing out at incels
Many such cases!

>>82329480
It wasn't a foot it was his knee
It was an authorized hold taught by the Minneapolis training manual
George Floyd said he couldn't breath while he was sitting up normally un touched in the back of the police car
His autopsy showed he had a lethal amount of Fentanyl in his system, along with other drugs and had COVID19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5joodocmc
Any sober person who was put into that hold would survive

>>82329491
Why not just try and go for it? What do you have to lose? Surely somewhere some 20 year old girl will say fuck it and see what you have.

>>82329472
Ive had 9 relationships and 2 of them meaningful lasting more than a year and countless bisexual encounters with men all before I turned 21. I know people from work who just barely lost their virginity and they turned 29 recently. Its never too late, its only too late when You Yourself has shut that door or that possible life path for you. Believing is half the battle, know your power and what you can offer to yourself and other people. If youre someone who only offers hate and negativity nobodies really gonna like you much, but if people know you're reliable and someone they can lean on that helps a ton.

>>82329451
maybe its down to time then. I'm 29, haven't hit 30 yet, maybe there's still some small glimmer of hope buried deep in my subconscious. Can't wait until it finally dies.

>There was also one dumb thing I was reading at that point and it resonated with me but that is probably a symptom not a cause.
what would that be?

>One practical advice for this is contrary to what your 4chan bros may tell you - jerk off often and don't feel bad about it. Being horny only makes everything worse when you are constantly rejected.
I wish that helped. All that does is make me feel pathetic when post nut clarity hits.

>>82329458
>(You)

This is an original post

>>82329504
>6/10
Nigger where?

>>82329490
Whatever you feel like. As a young teen like 11-15 I was super into anime but lost interest as I got older. I'm now forcing myself as a hobby to read and watch different series I missed growing up, like berserk, one piece, and most recently full metal alchemist. Thats a hobby that helps keeps me sane especially at work, knowing I have a show or story to escape to and cool animation to look at. Ive been teaching myself to draw and paint since as a kid i told myself id never be good at it which is some kid shit. I also learned how to longboard and am learning how to ride a skateboard so i can enter a skatepark sometime. I love music, thats another one of my hobbies. I like combining and listening to music while I bike or walk or longboard, its a fun time and helps lifts my spirits.

2. You can exercise as simply as walking around in your neighborhood, doing squats at home and pushups at home. You can buy weights to put in your backpack after youve conditioned your body to walk long distances, and then wear the backpack while you walk to lose more weight because its harder to walk that way. Sports are good too, but honestly the gym is great. Literally not a soul there cares and if someone is a dick to you theres at least 4 guys in there who are looking for confrontation and will leap at the opportunity to protect you by yelling at whoever is interrupting your workout.

>>82329490
>but like... how though?

Someone post the dog petting comic

>>82329522
>Ive had 9 relationships and 2 of them meaningful lasting more than a year and countless bisexual encounters with men all before I turned 21.
??? congrats??? I don't see what that has to do with what I said.

>I know people from work who just barely lost their virginity and they turned 29 recently
Do you have intimate knowledge of your coworkers love lives or are you just embellishing? Be honest

>>82329490
You can read manga, you can go to the library and say fuck it and check out a book off the cover alone, you can go online or on youtube and look up books other people this year or the past couple of years have enjoyed. Personally, Ive been really into the Ender Games books in the series for the past few years, along with random books and graphic novels that are thick as fuck from the library. Manga is easy because thats online. You should try reading Tokyo Ghoul or Chainsawman or Attack on Titan if youre into that. Scott Pilgrim is a decent graphic novel too. Comic books are valid as fuck, just read youll be good

>>82329490
>NTA but:
>1. Do what as a hobby?
Go to /mu/ then pirate a DAW and a sound library, make music
>2. Exercise how?
Go to /fit/ and do the zyzz meme workout
>3. Read what?
Go to /lit/ and read Infinite Jest or perhaps Moby Dick or The Stranger
>4. Get into what?
Buy a shitty used guitar, start playing, fuck around

>>82329490
Get into your community, see if theres any events going on around you like music from local artists or just concerts. You could get into a sport youve never tried, like do you know how to cruise on a skateboard? No? Want a new hobby to try out? Go get a helmet (protect your mind) and a skateboard and practice, look it up. Throw yourself into something. Honestly not having a life or community or anything to do is how some people end up in cults like MAGA so be careful of that slippery slope.

>>82329504
>6/10
Anonymous of 4chan was feeling kind today

>>82329491
Nah youre just negative and have fully convinced yourself you're cooked. Its sad, just get out of the pot already otherwise stay in there and be chill with it

>>82329510
Once again youre talking to a wall I do not care at all.

>>82329562
Nice try but you missed, not quite.

>>82328720
absolutely insane and completely correct

>>82329584
You dont see how what I said has to do with you asking me if I've ever met a real person before? Lol you're truly something bud

>>82329490
>i need a step by step guide on how to be a human being and do human being things!
yall might not actually need a gf after all, yall need parents

>>82329584
I have a decent relationship with a few of my coworkers, I'm not an antisocial introverted weirdo I say hi to people and sometimes they say hi back and sometimes a conversation starts and after it ends we look at eachother like yup i liked talking to you i will talk to you again. And then after a few weeks of that they open up and tell you personal details. It actually happens all the time with human beings that interact with eachother

>>82329614
This is good advice too, just buy a guitar and try it. Thats how a lot of musicians started, play how you feel. Learn tutorials if you want. I think theres a game like rockband or guitar hero but its used on actual guitars to teach you how to play, id look into that

>>82329691
lmao yeah sure ok

>>82329532
https://youtu.be/W2cdVBO2Yx8?t=137
Especially the part at 5:30. I don't think I really wanted sex that much (actually I had a maddona whore complex). For me it was all about the lovey dovey gay shit like cuddling being loved and loving a girl. I guess I just wanted to be accepted. But that quote in the video explains it perfectly why that wouldn't even work. And it explains what people like me actually need. But like I said I don't think you can cause it conciously. All you can do is really try your best to accept that love isn't for you and it may not even be as good as you think it is.
>All that does is make me feel pathetic when post nut clarity hits.
I guess I still have a bit of that but it is more like "that was silly. oh well.." The part of jerking off often that is helpful to me, is that I don't really consider women I see IRL as sex objects. And at this point I can freely ignore most of them. That is much harder when you are horny.

>>82329522
>Ive had 9 relationships and 2 of them meaningful lasting more than a year and countless bisexual encounters with men all before I turned 21.
what an anti-flex
you just admitted you're used up gutter trash and not a single man wants to actually stay with you long term

>>82329638
>otherwise stay in there and be chill with it
I would have thought you would realize that this is indeed the state I am in.

>>82329665
Yes, this! Holy fuck this, if you think youre not hot then shut the fuck up! Neither are they! Theyve inflated their value and some people buy it, inflate Your Own value by working on yourself and loving yourself. This chick is narcissistic and selfish as a self defense mechanism, do the same you should also be somewhat selfish and love yourself. If you think youre disposable then you are. If you think youre a god walking amongst worms then you... are? Maybe a hot chick will buy it, but you CAN inflate your own value and self worth BY working on yourself and making yourself something VALUABLE.
These women do nothing but work on themselves all fuckint day. The diets, the lookmaxing, the being productive so they can stay ahead of the other bitches theyre Also Competing against, like all they do is love and focus on themselves. AND IT WORKSSS this bitch has inflated her own value and YOU CAN TOO THATS MY POINT

>>82329741
actual people out there arent obsessed with virginities

>>82328053 (OP)
My standards for women are:
>don't be fat
>don't have tattoos

About 1% of women meet my standards, but they aren't high standards. I've thought about it for a long time. The problem is women are trash.

I am:
>6'1
>8 inch penis
>10% body fat with six pack abs, I weight lift and have a fit muscular body
>own my own house and car
>good paying job in the tech industry
>IQ 156

I'm a virgin. But I also have autism.

I still don't think I have done anything wrong, even if I don't understand how to talk to people and small talk etc. I talk to people as a transactional exercise (to exchange information) and always tell the truth.

Women are the problem. I am sure of it.

>>82329748
this sort of advice could truly only come with someone with 2 years of life experience as an adult

>>82329750
I'm not talking about virginity, I'm talking about the fact that 9 guys at minimum have rejected her after being in a relation with her. she has some massive red flags.

>>82329741
Your misogyny and your hateful views on women and femininity as a whole is showing. You think im worthless gutter trash because you think I'm a woman lmfao. Dude im a bisexual cis male with a boyfriend. My relationship is awesome, its healthy and I'm legitimately thinking about marrying this person. Its possible. If a dude slept around with a bunch of women would you consider them gutter trash NOPE you wouldnt because its some middle school thinking where only men can be whores and not women because thats bad but when men stick their dicks in any pussy that'll let them thats not pathetic or whoreish thats something to celebrate? Please lmfao go back to the 1980s with that horseshit

>>82329520
I refer you to: The whole "love yourself" thing is a huge catch 22. I managed to do that but if you do that you lose all motivation to get a girlfriend. It is not worth the effort when I already have what I thought I would get from her.

Aside from that there is:
-all the effort to get a girlfriend - I still would have to put in the effort.
-it is a needless complication of my now simple life. I have a wagie office job.
-I don't even know how I would like to approach a relationship at this point. I would probably have to switch my brain off and let the feeling part take over to enjoy it. And if I do that it is back to what I said a woman will just run circles around me and probably abuse me

The reality is that relationships are nice if you learn them at the same time everyone else learns them and if they kinda fall into your lap without you thinking about them so much. If you have to work for them it is a very shitty deal.

>>82329794
Dont misgender me you fuck! How dare you! Okay anyway I'm a dude and ive had 9 relationships with women and countless encounters with men. Men are easy as fuuuuuuck lmfao and theres plenty so I got to be picky and only chose the guys I was most attracted to. Being bi is great especially if youre cute, they both love you. Also bold of you to assume that each of those 9 relationships crashed and burned because im shit lol you're a master at assumptions and getting them hella wrong

>>82329838
Yeah, loving yourself should only serve the purpose of bringing love and peace into your life and within yourself. You dont love yourself so step 2 is get pussy, you love yourself so step 2 is smile and appreciate being alive and sharing a life with yourself. Dont be a pick me

>>82328100
As an attractive man this is my standards as well. Apparently its unrealisticly high standard for women.

>>82329843
>they both love you.
eh, not enough to stay with you apparently. so either you have shit taste or you're awful to be with
again, not a flex
I'd be more impressed if someone married and stayed together with their first ever partner.

>>82328053 (OP)
>don't be fat
>look young
that's literally it

>>82328053 (OP)
Lowkey putting this woman on a pedestal by caring about her opinion so strongly and so damn much. Its better if you just do something else. Learn how to eat pussy idfk

>>82329897
This is how you make a relationship work for a week. In order to make it last any remarkable amount of time you have to not be a jerk

>>82328053 (OP)
My standards for wife material:
>Is biological woman
>Is nice to me
>Doesn't have an absurd body count (virgin preferred)
>Won't cheat on me
>Is not morbidly obese (a little chubby is fine)
I think that's reasonable

>>82329917
it goes both ways dude