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Anonymous No.82328250 >>82328315 >>82328601 >>82329513 >>82329604 >>82329642
Isekai
>You get hit by a truck
>You wake up in a strange world
>You are asleep behind a bar, its dark out
>Some homeless looking man runs away from you as he realizes you have awoken
>He has stolen everything but your clothes
>You ask a man walking by where you are
>He responds "The Hub"
>You are now in the world of Kenshi

How do you react? What would you do? How would you perform? Would you prefer this to your current life?
Anonymous No.82328315
>>82328250 (OP)
Ah fuck, of course I'd be denied anime world isekai and instead summoned to gritty troonslop
Anonymous No.82328601 >>82329450
>>82328250 (OP)
>Would you prefer this to your current life?
Absolutely.
I'll do some odd jobs until I get enough money to rent a house. Train, get someone to train me, get some followers and join the Empire and become a low-level priest and live a comfy life.
Anonymous No.82329450
>>82328601
Empire? I'd rather assemble entourage of clankers to beat some reasoning into mind of Mad Cat-Lon and restore rule of law
Anonymous No.82329460
>isekai
Sorry, I don't watch that goyslop.
Anonymous No.82329513
>>82328250 (OP)
>Kenshi
I immediately get enslaved and after 10-plus years of manual labor, I die and my slavers throw my body to the ostriches
Anonymous No.82329604
>>82328250 (OP)
> mine some copper in relative safety just outside, always keeping my ears and eyed peeled (heh, get it?) For danger.
>sell copper
>buy clothes that protecy against acid
>buy food
>make my way to the skeleton city with sadneil
> spend the rest of my life learning how to maintain skeletons and vibing and being depressed at the bar with a bunch of depressed robots

>get kenshi'd somehow
Anonymous No.82329642
>>82328250 (OP)
Well that depends, do I get stats and can I improve them by grinding mindlessly like Kenshi characters? I assume I can't stop time or pan to 3rd view but if I can't become superhumanly strong by mining on a diet of cactus without developing joint problems and shit like Kenshi characters then I'm literally an inferior creature in this world and have no chance.
Anonymous No.82329644
i learn about a lucrative trade route and attempt to run it, only to unwittingly stray into the laser beam death fields, i am vaporized instantly