Thread 82381447

Why were women so adamant about shilling the dadbod? Did they really think that men would fall for their bs?

>>82381447 (OP)
Yes women are retarded. This was old news in 500BC

this is the most attractive male body type

>>82381598
I want a husband like this ;3

>>82381637
me too
this is also nice but a bit too far

>>82381703
Nah this is even more perfect omg ;3333

>>82381447 (OP)
>just be a tall, attractive guy on gear that hasn't cut yet
My hatred of women is unmatched

>>82381598
>>82381703
I want a husband like this too, but I'm a guy. It'd be kinda gay.

>>82381447 (OP)
Go fuck someone else if they arent 5yrs into lifting then, stupid bitch. Didnt even wanna fuck you anyways.

>>82381790
Theyre mad at life and taking it out on 4chan browsers because id assume people who dont use other social media arent so dumb as to fuck them

>>82381447 (OP)

And when a guy says they like it when girls don't wear makeup they actually mean the girls that are cute without it.

>>82382004
Wrong. I'd rather a plain woman without makeup than a clown.

>>82382075

You wouldn't take either. If they're ugly without makeup they cease to be "plain", they're just ugly. A plain girl without makeup is cute, usually upper decile cute. Same way an upper decile physique at 18% body fat is considered a dad bod, rather than being something exceptional.

You're an unremarkable person expecting remarkable traits in a partner.

>>82381826
do you also look like that?

>>82381637
you are of course a biological woman tho right femanon?

>>82382234
cute actually

>>82382260
No I'm gay lol. Girls usually don't like fat guys :3

>>82381598
>no hits on reverse image search
HNNNNNNN I need this man, literally looking in his direction gives me happy chemicals I would suck anything he gave me, do anything as long as he lays on top of me afterward

>>82381598
this is my body type but i'm blonde so the hair is light colored and it doesn't make me look super hairy like that.

I am the only biological woman here
and by that I mean gay and on estrogen

>>82382392
that's fine you're probably really hot

>>82382363
yeah I know it's crazy, I can almost feel my brain looking at him
I want to die being smothered in his crotch

>>82382410
I think there's a lot more sex appeal with the dark visible hair. The same fat distribution between us makes him look bestial and makes me look flabby.

>>82382491
I mean the dark hair is nice but I don't think it makes that much difference if it's blond

>>82381447 (OP)
Lying to men is funny, Especially since so many believe it. Do you honestly think that we were ever attracted to man boobs? I'm not saying that there aren't women who attracted to big men but the vast majority of us aren't and most men are too dense to see that we are actually just joking. Dadbod is literally a parody of the mombod.

>>82381447 (OP)
I use to be right for years until I lost it and became skelly again. No point in have it if I can't fuck women.

>>82383220
Do you want to get pregnant? I got a big dick that will fill you with lots of spunk.

>>82383243
Men will unironically resort to acting like this when they feel pressed or angry. No one thinks that this is funny. It's just pathetic.

>>82381447 (OP)
What's the point? Even if you put the effort unless you are rich and with a status job you will be tyrone fucking them when they are bored and if you actually are deemed worthy of a relationship you will find out they are insufferable and you want nothing to do with them

>>82383262
My dick actually is pretty big and I would love to cum in a woman

>>82382004
>she thinks we can't see the oily texture

>>82383220
It's not just fun but it also feels good telling men comforting lies.

That's not a dad bod that's an off season body builder.

>>82382004
This is always retarded. Women act like we never see their puffy faces without makeup in the morning, men are somehow incapable of detecting makeup on a face

>>82381447 (OP)
I wish her uncle raped her so she could know her place

Men are so silly claiming it takes a lot of effort to build that body lol, you literally need to spend more time eating cheeseburgers than exercising to achieve a dadbod.

>>82384687
yeah but unless you want dad shoulders (you'll know it when you see it) you do need to lift weights

>>82384687
You act like that's not what makes it insanely difficult. Gym is easy, enjoyable even. Constantly eating to the point of being in a surplus is not at all enjoyable. It's not just a few hours a week, it's constant pain and discomfort to eat enough to gain or even maintain weight.

>>82384687
Wrong, you need to be lifting weights and watching your diet for years while doing little cardio to achieve a body like that.

>>82384824
not really
you just need to lift and eat for a couple of years
it takes a while, but it's about consistent persistence more than huge effort

A zoomette once hinted I was a twink. Should I kill myself?

>>82384837
yeah I'm sure the guys in those pics have only lifted for a couple years lol
fuck outta here