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Anonymous No.82383590 >>82383594 >>82383614 >>82383635 >>82383662 >>82383932 >>82384113 >>82384134 >>82384159 >>82384895
I fell for the vaccination meme during covid because my grandparente wouldnt see me otherwise.

So what was actually in the vaccination ? Moderna specifically
Anonymous No.82383594
>>82383590 (OP)
>So what was actually in the vaccination
My cum
Anonymous No.82383614
>>82383590 (OP)
Nothing, it was just water.
Anonymous No.82383635 >>82383722
>>82383590 (OP)
Billy Gates done put in all 'em roboticals what turn ya gay. He was given secret nanotechnology by the Zeta Reticulans in exchange for all of our Windows passwords.

The man at the Costco done stole my soul with his scannerizing beam. I been tryin' ta sue him for fifteen years.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.82383662
>>82383590 (OP)
>what was actually in the vaccination
My cum and piss
Anonymous No.82383722
>>82383635
If'n ya get that um watchamacallit down by Billy Gates (bless his daggum heart the kid's name's same 'um the Devil himself, good kid though just intah that um Skibby D. Toilets) err... them's Man pills it'll make 'em Gay sin demons git. Wasn't but five years ago I was gettin' blowed by Billy Hastings' son Billy Hastings Jr., bless his heart, 'hind the ol' Cracker Barrel by Billy Jameson's place, 'cause that daggums Gay sin demons what they put 'n in the Vaccines. But Billy Gates' (not them Billy Gates as in thems Windows guy) Man pills make 'em Gay sin demons go away, now I been real good what with my old Woman 'n all.
Anonymous No.82383750
It was rna and proteins, right
why do you regret it?
Anonymous No.82383932
>>82383590 (OP)
If you're lucky you got a placebo. Do you live in a rich, (((white))) liberal area? If so it's more likely you got the placebo.
Anonymous No.82384067 >>82384077 >>82384159 >>82384910
My cum load has significantly been reduced ever since I took the vax how about you?
Anonymous No.82384077 >>82384910
>>82384067
I always had small cum loads but they do seem slightly smaller
Anonymous No.82384113
>>82383590 (OP)
mRNA that induced some of your cells to produce the same spike proteins that COVID-19 produces, without a full-on COVID-19 infection, thus priming your immune system to attack actual COVID-19 because it got a sample of the spike proteins.

The problem and the reason the vaccines were fucking pointless is that COVID-19 is a rapidly mutating virus and the spike proteins its many variants produced quickly began to differ from the original, so a vaccine you got early on didn't do much later. Combine that with the fact that COVID-19's health impact on non-obese people is next to nothing and the vaccines were basically just a pointless, giant grift from pharma companies, who got paid massive amounts of your tax dollars for borderline useless vaccines.
Anonymous No.82384134
>>82383590 (OP)
the vaccine made my dick bigger
Anonymous No.82384159
>>82383590 (OP)
>So what was actually in the vaccination
vaccine juice

>>82384067
my cooms have been just as viscous and bountiful as they were before
Anonymous No.82384895
>>82383590 (OP)
Damn sorry about that
Friend told me they put pozzed aids in the vax so probably that
Anonymous No.82384910
>>82384067
>>82384077
Dem LIBRULS are turning them white folk into sissy faggots with the vaxxine!