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Anonymous No.82385567 [Report] >>82385574 >>82385579 >>82385585 >>82385593 >>82385605 >>82385705 >>82386077 >>82386152 >>82386261 >>82386458 >>82386491
Hypothetically, what would a girl have to do for you to pay her $300?
Anonymous No.82385574 [Report] >>82385587
>>82385567 (OP)
There is nothing a woman could do to deserve 300 dollars. I swear to god some of you need to update your worldview or get off the internet. It is not 2005 anymore you ancient fuckers it is 2025 and being a beta provider is worse than being an incel in the eyes of everyone that matters aka anyone under 40
Anonymous No.82385579 [Report]
>>82385567 (OP)
Provide 300 dollars worth of goods and/or services
Anonymous No.82385585 [Report]
>>82385567 (OP)
Fix my dishwasher
Anonymous No.82385587 [Report] >>82385611
>>82385574
What if it's not in an entitled gold digging empty eyed whore kind of way but in a way that they are so painfully autistic they might not survive long in the world without adoption
Anonymous No.82385593 [Report] >>82385597
>>82385567 (OP)
Let me use her in whatever way I want for an hour (or three if shes not the hottest) and a 30min set up
Anonymous No.82385597 [Report] >>82385600 >>82385601 >>82385646
>>82385593
What if the girl has an penis
Anonymous No.82385598 [Report]
Sew $5000 worth of clothes in my basement sweatshop
Anonymous No.82385600 [Report]
>>82385597
Is her asshole tight and pink?
Anonymous No.82385601 [Report]
>>82385597
In that case Id pay you 300 dollars every two weeks to clean my house and wash my dishes
Tomoko Kuroki >< No.82385605 [Report] >>82385621
>>82385567 (OP)

Overthrow the Israeli government
Anonymous No.82385611 [Report]
>>82385587
It is not going to happen. If you are a foid you need to get a job. Sorry. Stay at home men and immigrants need you to work so just accept it and get to work desu
Anonymous No.82385618 [Report]
Mail me several pairs of your used panties that you wore at various stages of your cycle including that of your heaviest flow on your period.
Anonymous No.82385621 [Report]
>>82385605
Helpicopter me in with
-I bowie knife
-300 pennies
-little boy squad
I will arrange the fall of Israel
Anonymous No.82385646 [Report]
>>82385597
1 hour full service
Anonymous No.82385705 [Report]
>>82385567 (OP)
be my loyal girlfriend
Anonymous No.82386077 [Report]
>>82385567 (OP)
call me a loser and say "pay up bitch"
Anonymous No.82386152 [Report]
>>82385567 (OP)
Be my sex slave for at least 24 hours.
And that includes your rimming me, and my buttfucking you.
Anonymous No.82386174 [Report] >>82386218
12 hours of violent sex
Anonymous No.82386218 [Report] >>82386481
>>82386174
u wouldn't last more than 10m retard
Anonymous No.82386261 [Report]
>>82385567 (OP)
I do this already, unironically, and all I ask her to do is cuddle with me. Sometimes I eat her out but not every time. I like to edge myself and haven't cum for 2 months now. I meet with her weekly for 300$
Anonymous No.82386458 [Report]
>>82385567 (OP)
give me like an ounce of good weed or a PS5
Anonymous No.82386481 [Report]
>>82386218
I didn't say with me pal
Anonymous No.82386487 [Report]
Prove she is a girl
Anonymous No.82386491 [Report]
>>82385567 (OP)
provide $300 worth of hard goods, equivalent precious metals, ammunition, or labor