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Anonymous No.82385567 >>82385574 >>82385579 >>82385585 >>82385593 >>82385605 >>82385705 >>82386077 >>82386152 >>82386261 >>82386458 >>82386491
Hypothetically, what would a girl have to do for you to pay her $300?
Anonymous No.82385574 >>82385587
>>82385567 (OP)
There is nothing a woman could do to deserve 300 dollars. I swear to god some of you need to update your worldview or get off the internet. It is not 2005 anymore you ancient fuckers it is 2025 and being a beta provider is worse than being an incel in the eyes of everyone that matters aka anyone under 40
Anonymous No.82385579
>>82385567 (OP)
Provide 300 dollars worth of goods and/or services
Anonymous No.82385585
>>82385567 (OP)
Fix my dishwasher
Anonymous No.82385587 >>82385611
>>82385574
What if it's not in an entitled gold digging empty eyed whore kind of way but in a way that they are so painfully autistic they might not survive long in the world without adoption
Anonymous No.82385593 >>82385597
>>82385567 (OP)
Let me use her in whatever way I want for an hour (or three if shes not the hottest) and a 30min set up
Anonymous No.82385597 >>82385600 >>82385601 >>82385646
>>82385593
What if the girl has an penis
Anonymous No.82385598
Sew $5000 worth of clothes in my basement sweatshop
Anonymous No.82385600
>>82385597
Is her asshole tight and pink?
Anonymous No.82385601
>>82385597
In that case Id pay you 300 dollars every two weeks to clean my house and wash my dishes
Tomoko Kuroki >< No.82385605 >>82385621
>>82385567 (OP)

Overthrow the Israeli government
Anonymous No.82385611
>>82385587
It is not going to happen. If you are a foid you need to get a job. Sorry. Stay at home men and immigrants need you to work so just accept it and get to work desu
Anonymous No.82385618
Mail me several pairs of your used panties that you wore at various stages of your cycle including that of your heaviest flow on your period.
Anonymous No.82385621
>>82385605
Helpicopter me in with
-I bowie knife
-300 pennies
-little boy squad
I will arrange the fall of Israel
Anonymous No.82385646
>>82385597
1 hour full service
Anonymous No.82385705
>>82385567 (OP)
be my loyal girlfriend
Anonymous No.82386077
>>82385567 (OP)
call me a loser and say "pay up bitch"
Anonymous No.82386152
>>82385567 (OP)
Be my sex slave for at least 24 hours.
And that includes your rimming me, and my buttfucking you.
Anonymous No.82386174 >>82386218
12 hours of violent sex
Anonymous No.82386218 >>82386481
>>82386174
u wouldn't last more than 10m retard
Anonymous No.82386261
>>82385567 (OP)
I do this already, unironically, and all I ask her to do is cuddle with me. Sometimes I eat her out but not every time. I like to edge myself and haven't cum for 2 months now. I meet with her weekly for 300$
Anonymous No.82386458
>>82385567 (OP)
give me like an ounce of good weed or a PS5
Anonymous No.82386481
>>82386218
I didn't say with me pal
Anonymous No.82386487
Prove she is a girl
Anonymous No.82386491
>>82385567 (OP)
provide $300 worth of hard goods, equivalent precious metals, ammunition, or labor