Thread 82386312

If a moid ever cheated on me I would fucking butcher him. I would literally torture him to death.

>>82386312 (OP)
>tfw no butcherfreak gf

>>82386312 (OP)
I would cheat on you nonna.

>>82386331
and I would rip your toenails off and feed them to you

>>82386312 (OP)
The men you seek would cheat on you, but you'd never butcher him because he would be the only Chad you can get. Have fun being a piece of his harem, whore.

>>82386338
U should footdom your bf so he never cheats stick your foot in his mouth every day make him jerk off while u choke him with your toes

>>82386312 (OP)
Would you kill yourself if you cheated on him?

>>82386312 (OP)
then dont be a badboy/chad chaser dumb ass

I would do the same to a girl if she cheated. I'd rather she murder me than cheat on me. A relationship is a sacred covenant. I would find it cute and reassuring if a girl threatened to kill me if I break it. Obviously once I have a gf I shall never masturbae or watching porn or think that way about any woman other than her.

>>82386338
I would just pin down your little body and look amused as you squirm. Sorry Nona.

>>82386378
they are always radio silent when you point this out

>>82386383
not if I poisoned your cereal with arsenic

>>82386312 (OP)
this but i would be loyal and u strangle me anyway

>>82386736
I make my own meals and eat somewhere isolated, good luck with that. id impregnate you knowing you have family history of women dying in childbirth. Hopefully they turn your body into a mindless baby incubator like they did with that one whore. lmao

>>82386312 (OP)
That's hot if only you were capable of doing that that's why I can't take women seriously you're all pussies.
I have cheated on every girlfriend I had and not one of them had the balls to do anything.

>>82386736
Wouldn't work. If u were my gf the only thing I'd be eating is your pussy. You gonna put arsenic in your vagina? I don't think so

>>82386312 (OP)
If a girl ever cheated on me while I was at work, I'd be so fucking pissed. I'd come home and confront her angrily, "why the fuck didn't you save me a seat?! did tyrone know you didn't even ask me?"

>>82386312 (OP)
You couldn't even leave your bed.

I used to be a butcher and love possessive women, do you want me to help you learn how to cut?

>>82386788
I would also do this but Jefre Cantu-Ledesma would be playing and Tyrone would say you aight white boy

>>82386312 (OP)
You won't do anything, and you deserve it if it happens. 1000 foids vs accountability lmao.

>>82386312 (OP)
That's fair. I'm old fashioned enough that I would consider the death penalty fair for adultery upon request by the wronged spouse.

>>82386312 (OP)
I love emotionally abusing mentally unstable girls

>>82386312 (OP)
Yeah but your obese, so I wouldn't be scared of you unless you sat on my face until I ran out of air oh no please dont do that anything but that

>>82386312 (OP)
Based. Unfortunately you are a whore who will cheat yourself.