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Benefits of having a Wife
- Less chores
- They can cook for you
- They have sex probably
- you can spawn a human pet with them
- solves touch starvation
- The only way to get sex if you're not into casual sex or paying for sex is through a relationship
- they can wash your back in the shower
- you can beat them up to let out your stress
- you can socialize with them long after you inevitably lose all your friends

Downsides of having a Wife
- They can fuck you financially if you let them
- They can be clingy and never leave you alone
- You have to work to make them feel wanted and attractive and entertained
- They cost money
- Being alone is hard
- I don't like people
- I'll probably hate them after a while
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You sound like you would be better off joining a group, maybe one that does charity for the community like the moose club or the lion's club or the legion. They also have fun events like meat bingo and buffets and a place you can go to after work and drink. My uncle has no wife but is doing something every weekend and I like when he invites us to one of their food things

The potential for divorce-rape alone makes it a terrible idea.
Not like foids give non-Chads the time of day anyway.