Thread 82389166

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Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:31:07 PM No.82389166 >>82389181 >>82389183 >>82389191 >>82389227 >>82389270 >>82389296 >>82389488 >>82389685 >>82389799 >>82390185 >>82390833

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What car would Jesus Christ drive?

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:32:35 PM No.82389181 >>82389284

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>>82389166 (OP)
I think he would drive LS400
What do you think?

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:32:45 PM No.82389183

>>82389166 (OP)
vintage ford mustang

An0nymous 9/3/2025, 5:33:54 PM No.82389191

>>82389166 (OP)
None cuz he's jesus

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:40:05 PM No.82389227 >>82389785

>>82389166 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=736ZzYYvSm4

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:44:58 PM No.82389270

>>82389166 (OP)
some 30 year old shitbox probably

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:46:08 PM No.82389284

>>82389181
A chevy Malibu

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:47:14 PM No.82389296 >>82389309

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>>82389166 (OP)
He came to Jerusalem on a donkey, not a thoroughbred.

Beat up Crown Vic or Ranger (or something similar) is my wager

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:48:42 PM No.82389309 >>82389379

>>82389296
that's a good image

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:55:04 PM No.82389379

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>>82389309
Luv me Jesus

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 5:56:22 PM No.82389396 >>82389466

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I would whip the infant christ against the manager until he was like taffy before I dignify that useless jew nigger with a vehicle.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 6:02:18 PM No.82389466

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>>82389396
Damn anon, you're like sooooo edgy. I bet all the girls (guys) in the cutter thread think you're super cool.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 6:03:33 PM No.82389482

He was a carpenter so he would drive a work truck or a white work van.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 6:04:11 PM No.82389488

>>82389166 (OP)
He'd walk everywhere

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 6:27:55 PM No.82389685 >>82389785

>>82389166 (OP)
A CHRISTler LMAO hahaha

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 6:39:55 PM No.82389785

>>82389685
Well. that's what I'm gonna have to start calling this thing >>82389227

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 6:41:53 PM No.82389799

>>82389166 (OP)
Probably a Honda Civic

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 7:25:56 PM No.82390185

>>82389166 (OP)
considering how much of a fag god is - he'd be a cyclist.

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 7:29:12 PM No.82390205

Toyota Corolla, almost assuredly

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 8:22:41 PM No.82390613

A Roadster

Anonymous 9/3/2025, 8:54:18 PM No.82390833

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>>82389166 (OP)
Honda Accord, John 12:49
"For I did not speak of my own accord"