Thread 82389904

>tfw there's a new King of the Hill episode where Hank tells incels "Just because a girl wants to be friends with you doesn't mean she's a bad person"
>a kid tells him about all the ways in which a girl led him on and he says "Sounds like a pretty good friend to me"
>gets frustrated with the inkwells complaining about being turned down and says "Why can't you just respect her decision?"
So based, holy shit. I love Hank Hill now

>>82389904 (OP)
I'm not wasting my time being friends with a woman who doesn't even want to spend time with me or even publicly acknowledge that we're friends like all of her other friends. I spent over a decade trying to be a genuine friend to my women friends but they didn't put in the same effort, not even the same effort they use with their other friends and often times mistook my effort for romantic interest. I'm not interested in being friends with a woman when the only interaction we have is liking posts and viewing stories on social media. Social media is trash anyway.

I don't even have friends, much less a friend who is a girl. Who the fuck cares about some normie slop show does?

>>82389904 (OP)
watched a clip of the new season the other day

and umm... why does bobby still sound like hes 12

>>82389904 (OP)
Women make abysmal friends. They flake out on everything and they will ghost you for no reason at all.

I dont understand where this "women want to be friends with men" meme comes from. Gay men? Maybe. But usually women do not want to hang out one on one with a guy. They're usually afraid of rape and obviously cant talk about the things they like talking about.

>>82389904 (OP)
King of the hill portrays women and relationships between people pretty realistically.

>>82390957
Women being friends with men is another way of saying "I don't like you, but I guess I can keep you around for attention"
What most men should do when they get friendzoned is just move on, I used to be "friends" with women too until I realized how fucking pointless it is.

>>82390957
being a woman's platonic friend is about the most cucked you can be short of being an actual cuck. You do emotional labor for her and get no sexual benefit and have to watch her be with other men who do get that benefit, she might even tell you about these other men. I would rather be alone forever than deal with that.

>>82389904 (OP)
I actually did try being a womans friend. I tried all that normie shit
>pay attention
>be empathetic
>look for common interests
>be interested
>be funny
>hang out with them
>whatever the fuck else
The whole time she thought I had a crush on her and would constantly make fun of me behind my back. Not gonna bother ever again.

>>82389904 (OP)
>just tolerate the emasculation and loneliness
>btw you're still expected to contribute to society
You're either a stupid bitch or a self-hating numale. Regardless if I ever see you in person

>>82389904 (OP)
9/10 times they don't actually want a friendship and they're leading you on on purpose to use you

>>82391245
>>82391181
This and this. Either they just want to use you as a beta orbiter for their own ego attention/validation or for resources/benefits you provide her. Or they think you want to date them and make it weird and humiliating. I used to geniunely try to be friends and friendly to ugly women I had no interest in just like another male to try to be more social and it's always a mistake.

>>82391321
Fuck society just tear it down I don't care if we have to use EMPs

>>82391368
at bets case scenario she has you as a backup plan, particularly if you are a good provider. So when she hits the wall and chad doesn't want her any more she 'suddenly sees what was in front of her all along' and settles down with you.

>>82391383
I've personally seen some oofy doofy losers get massively fucked over by that whole dynamic in my late 20s. Particularly this one girl I went to high school with. I remember she made a post back when I was on fb about how they've been friends for years and "suddenly she realized the love of her life was right here" I cringed hard reading it and her deal was so obvious she 3 KIDS WITH OTHER DUDES already at 30. Needless to say when she finally got bored of him she monkey branched quickly to another guy and divorced him blaming it all on him. It's incredible how they will so blantently fuck these guys that do everything for them over and just lie and say it's his fault.

>>82391439
nothing is ever a woman's fault, even if they cheat on you it's always 'well what did you do to make her cheat, huh?' people still believe women are perfect angles.

>>82391439
i love seeing those retards with their beds on the floor and all their money taken from them after the divorce.
it gives me life fuel because these same dumbasses will act like women are perfect and you're a bad person for pointing out the bullshit

>>82391439
Idk sometimes they are grateful. I knew a girl who got knocked up in hs, the baby daddy left, a DIFFERENT guy knocked her up then left, then her parents died and she got custody of her two little brothers. She still got a man to marry her. Still together

>>82390957
I'm friends with many women and it is pretty normal. I have a gf but my friends girlfriends or her friends are totally my friends, too, and I don't understand why you would artificially limit yourself to just men

>>82391495
Ya because what choice does she have. He's a walking wallet.

>>82391495
women can never fucking lose, there's always some simp willing to put up with her in exchange for used up pussy. I HATE people who glorify step-dads will the old bullshit like 'dad to who stepped up' No he is a cuckold, full stop.

>>82389904 (OP)
>Hank Hill

>married a fugly idiot that occasionally respects him
>threatened to leave him if he played too many video games
>nearly ruined their finances buying a phony PhD from a conman

Hank gets literally nothing from Peggy. She's a dumb cunt that spends his money and I assume allows him access to her pussy once in a while. She's 90 IQ with delusions of grandeur and rarely does the right thing. Hank is basically financially supporting a child for the rest of his life and constantly having to deal with her stupid mistakes.

>>82391479
They never want to hear it until it happens to them.

>>82391534
you sound really inexperienced and kind of stupid

>>82391548
Not to mention the whole cuckhold Dale situation. I get it's meant to be kind of funny though and ironic that the guy who uncovers conspiracies can't see the conspiracy right in front of him

>>82391439
This is a big reason as to why women peddle the
>we aren't all tallchadsexual, just be a nice guy!
They want some non-Chads in the mix later in life to be beta cuckold ATMs.

>>82389904 (OP)
I havent evwn wat hes the new season but all the awlul things ive hears about makes me think its the gayest thing ever.

>Connie getting ran-through in an "ethical nonmonogamy" relationship
>taking a shit on Jerry Jones' desk
>Dale being a vehicle for further mocking conspiracy theorists
>Bobby growing up to be a weeaboo-coded hipster who runs a multiracially-staffed ethnic fusion restaurant cooks, with charcoal, drinks fruity, hoppy beers, and probably smokes weed with Joseph
>episode outright taking on an Andrew Tate expy so that Hank, the good conservative we like, can pwn the incels and Andrew Tate
>"I'm the only one here still married," basically y'all are incels and get no vaginal validation
>Hank telling Good Hank that his friend that he has feelings for leading him on is just swell and she sounds like a good friend
>tying incel/redpill culture to Cotton Hill's muh toxic masculinity cross generationally through that flashback Hank has
See, Texas? This is you now. This is conservatism now. Conservatism is a fruity, hoppy beer running down a hipster's moustache as he cheers for his wife screaming and orgasming on a huge black dick somewhere in Austin (they moved there from California) followed by him shaming you for making fun of him. It's certainly not whatever losers like Dale or Andrew Tate represent. Zoomers like Good Hank someone like Hank.
Casual reminder that Peggy slept with someone else before Hank just to try meaningless sex out, and that's just swell! Hank loves it. The thought of his Peggy giving her virginity to some rando from her youth is the only thing that opens Hank's narreh urethrah.
Casual reminder that Hank thinks his friend Dale being cucked by John Redcorn is just swell.
Casual reminder that Connie kissed Joseph and cucked Bobby in the original KOTH.
King of the Hill has always been about yeehawing to the idea of being cucked. The ultimate morality in Mike Judge's universe is centered around vaginal pleasure and impulse. Sure, Peggy might be fallible and silly sometimes, but it's just swell she got fucked. Mike Judge thinks it's hot. Yup.

>>82391685
I smell a fresh new copypasta

>>82391685
Oh and Bobby is potentially Bill's kid

>>82391685
*Zoomers like Good Hank need someone like Hank

>>82391702
Yup

>>82391685
don't forget many episodes of the orginal show was

>new thing comes to town
>bobby gets into it
>that boy ain't right
>try and get bobby out of it
>learn maybe new thing wasn't so bad after all
>all is forgotten by next episode.

>>82391685
Why do you want everything to be about cuckoldry

>>82391730
King of the Hill is entirely about cuckoldry, either literally or in the abstract, as seen here:
>>82391727
Ask Mike Judge why he likes it so much.

I mean, he's an out of touch Boomer. It's the entire premise of the series.

>>82391723
Don't forget Peggy let's a tranny come to her home which was unheard of even in the 90s

I'm pretty sure that the constantly cuckoldry is the only way the jews would let him make a show about a conservative American. Remember he made bevis and butthead so it's all about laughs rather than any sort of desire to actually portray conservative America in a positive light.

>>82391548
This.
Hank Hill himself means well most of the time but he's always been an out of touch character. He is one of the last people anyone should listen to when it comes to modern anythings. He has always been a very repressed character that is so far gone that he mistook a drug dealer as a bait salesman.
Good at fixing stuff, autistic knowledge about propane, bad at everything else.
Anybody taking Hank Hill seriously when he says those things is out of touch with the show and what he represents.

>>82389904 (OP)
Typical dumb boomer conservative who never ever went beyond absolute basic limits of philosophy

>>82391685
>Yeah, King of the Hill sucks. Uhuhhuhuhuhuh.
>Yeah really, hehehehemehm.

>>82391685
Why did they make their Tate parody short when he is above 6ft irl? Tallfag does a heckin misogyny but it still gets blamed on napoleon complex.

>>82391864
Beavis and Butthead are a superior show even if they are making fun of incels before it was popular

>>82391910
You have eyes to see. That episode is layered with it.

>>82391685
Both liberals and conservatives gripe with men and "redpill/incel culture" can be summed up pretty simply. They HATE when men have any self-respect and boundaries because it threatens their power/leverage and reminds them of their own shame and self-hate. Also friendly reminder Mike Judge is just one more tool that got divorce raped.

>>82391996
And he has an obvious cuckhold fetish. It's in literally every one of his works

>>82391996
>They HATE when men have any self-respect and boundaries because it threatens their power/leverage and reminds them of their own shame and self-hate
Trvke. This is why I had politicucks. They are all slaves to women. Libshits outright admit it, and conservacucks larp like they arent and then tell you the same shit libshits do just framed differently.

>>82392124
reminds me of the image of a soijak and tradcuck arguing over which side was hurting women while the conservative woman and a liberal woman lounged. Wish I had saved it.

>>82390091
I think puberty just didn't hit his voice that hard

>>82392124
Originally, women shouldn't be allowed to vote or hold political office

>>82391996
losers who revolve their politics around revenge .... women do this too but only men are shamed for doing it

>>82389904 (OP)
It is easier to incent robots and Artificial intelligence and artificial wombs than it is to find a girl worth dating who wants to date you.
It is less of a risk to invent AI that could further collapse the birth rates, extinct humanity, or cause violent oppression by governments, than it is to marry a woman and let her rape you with divorce.

>>82392184
women should be considered property. Islam is right about women (and nothing else)

>>82389904 (OP)
Why are you or anyone watching it? Half the cast died making it, just think what harm it'll do to you the viewer...

>>82392095
It makes sense with Beavis and Butthead too. Multiple episodes have them trying to score but Chad (Todd) either beats them up or some bullshit happens to the boys and they end up not scoring. It all makes sense now holy shit.

>>82391245
So you are upset she assumed you had feelings, but you didn't?
What's the issue?

>>82392204
Beavis and Butthead was more making fun of incels before it was mainstream. They're unwashed moronic losers without a sturdy home life

>>82391245
>The whole time she thought I had a crush on her and would constantly make fun of me behind my back. Not gonna bother ever again.
Happened to me once back in college and just pissed me off. Girl told me just wanted to be friends, I was fine with it, and just continued on. Months later heard from friends that she constantly trashed talk me like I was an orbiter (despite me having gotten laid and started dating another girl since). Just started avoiding her after that, which led to more bitching behind my back. Just exhausting.
tldr: It's not impossible to be friends with a female, but you can tell the two sexes are meant to be fucking if they're that close with one another.

>>82392208
Can the people on this board just not read or what?

>>82391634
>Not to mention the whole cuckhold Dale situation.
You can have threads debating whether Dale or Redcorn is the bigger loser

>>82392192
One solar flare will kill your little AI pet project along with its creators. We're long overdue

>>82390957
If a woman wants to be friends with you it's because she sees you as a nonthreatening beta she doesn't have to worry about getting raped by

>>82392372
Dale 100%, he is raising a child that isn't his and not even of his race. He is expending resources for this child and has no biological descendants which means his line ends.

Don't throw out some bullshit about redcorn's son being raised by another man, if he wanted to he could have one with another woman who he raises. What he did was straight up brood parasitism.

>>82392402
No bro the Cuckoo bird actually loses because it's offspring gets raised by another bird. What a loser reproducing without expending any resources while the other bird who gives all the food it hunts to the Cuckoo's offspring is the real winner.

>>82392353
I read it fine but why would you care she thought that?

>>82392379
It will be easier to reinvent society and AI after a solar flare apocalypse than it will be to find a woman who genuinely loves you.

>>82392426
>would constantly make fun of me behind my back
So you read this line in his post and still asked "y do u care lul?" Are you just a retarded faggot then?

>>82392440
Hey maybe humans will evolve from that crisis. A do over would be nice

>>82392208
>>82392426
when people make up fake stories they don't always catch the holes they make in them because they are starting from conclusions and are working backwards.

>>82392446
How did you know it was "constantly" furthermore how do you it was mockery?

>>82392463
>h-he was just lying
lol

People who don't have any friends are either too spergy or are complete assholes. Change my mind.

>>82392471
It's a safe bet considering how strange the green text story is. For it to be true the anon would be lying to himself that he wanted to be more than friends and took it hard when it turns out that yes, she just wanted to be friends.

>>82392476
It doesn't even matter when you think about it. Something went wrong and the details would only matter to them and you telling them would never have them see the issue anyway.

>>82392490
>listing off things you do in no order at all is a story
>I deduced muh plot holes from this
are you just trolling right now or what?

>>82392476
Having no friends is normal past a certain age.

>>82392518
So this guy that just wanted to be friends with a girl got offended she thought he wanted more than that and she made fun of it? Unless you have had zero friends in your life of any kind that is the most taming issue to have, friends will say all kinds of shit behind your back that you have to address with them later. It only makes sense to be upset if you actually wanted to date her otherwise you just got some goods to fuck with her later on in a prank or comparable.

The story only makes sense from a fake perspective or your what >>82392476

>>82392556
>I am used to being a doormat so everyone else should be, and if you are not, you are actually the bad guy
damn I forgot this place is actually full of people like this

>>82392529
I think that only applies if you don't start a family, normally after you get married and have kids you get friends from the networking your kids have, be it teachers, the parents of their friends, etc.

>>82392571
>I am used to being a doormat
How were you a doormat anon? Who called you the bad guy? This is why you shouldn't make up stories, you look dumber as you keep the lie up.

>>82392584
>no u reply
yep, you are big mad

>>82392199
Just analyzing how everything changed.
>>82392204
I have yet to see it in Daria but the Cuck fetish is so obvious

Is this a "All me" kinda a thread

>>82392602
Daria cucks her best friend. I know it's a spinoff of Beavis and Butthead, but Daria fucks her best friend's boyfriend. Deadass. You asked.

>>82392777
Holy fuck Mike Judge is a cuck. That makes a whole lot of sense now and actually ruined King of the Shill for me

>>82389904 (OP)
i knew it was wraps for the show when every new character they introduced was black or brown except for the antagonists

You can be friends with women and it's fine but what bothers me is that it still matters whether she finds you attractive or not. If she does you're allowed to talk about sex/make raunchy jokes. If she doesn't then you aren't even so much as allowed to join in on the topic of sex. They can make disgusting jokes all day about sex or talk about the times they've had sex but you aren't allowed to even give off vibes that you think about sex. I know people reading this will probably say "oh you were creepy or inappropriate" but I'm an incredibly sex averse person, i don't enjoy porn and am not a gross perv. I think maybe I've built up an image of sexlessness that maybe is confronting if I shatter that by revealing yes, I do think about and enjoy sex, I'm just private about it. But only women seem to get offended by that. Men are surprised but relieved almost that I'm "normal".

>>82393645
This is completely wrong, women love hearing about their friends' sex lives.
t. sex haver who also has female friends

The point of KOTH is that Hank is an out-of-touch classic conservative boomer

>>82393695
Because they find you attractive.

>>82391685
>>"I'm the only one here still married," basically y'all are incels and get no vaginal validation
This is one of the subtle ways modern media acts as propaganda.
They construe a position as normalized, using a fictional characters positive outcomes as evidence that the position is sound. The average person isn't smart enough to consciously recognize that the fictional character has whatever outcomes the writers damn well please, so a fictional characters fictional life outcomes shouldn't have any weight in regards to the soundness of an ideology.