Thread 82390142

To get your gf, these must all fall into place:

>the girl must be currently single
>she must be physically attractive enough for you
>she must be in your area
>she has to be on the same dating app as you
>she has to have seen your profile in the stack
>she must have found you attractive enough to swipe on
>once you're in her matches, you have to compete against a second set of males: the ones she already matched with, of which there are hundreds

for attractive people it's easy, all your peers are equally attractive and breedable. For the sub5's it's like sifting through all the dsygenics to find one person that isn't so bad.

Yeah and fuck my parents for always deciding who is attractive enough for me. They believe shit they see on Facebook and are so retarded that they think I cannot order food at a restaurant by myself. I hate going out to eat with them. I hate talking about girls with them.

>>82390893
helicopter parents? youre fucked. good luck.

>>82390142 (OP)
>she must be in your area
yea, on hinge i match with beautiful asian spinsters around the country except my home town
but its ok i secretly dont have a job (tho have impressive qualifications i should be a good wagie with a prestigious job) so i dont talk to them anyway

>>82390142 (OP)
Right looks like my cousin and her husband. But her husband had a better body than this guy. Haven't seen them in years so idk what their current status is