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Anonymous No.82391097 >>82391102 >>82391102 >>82391131 >>82391136 >>82391277
How do I get my fat gf to cheat on me with my chad best friend?
Anonymous No.82391102 >>82391136
>>82391097 (OP)
>cheat
>>82391097 (OP)
>chad
Anonymous No.82391131 >>82391150
>>82391097 (OP)
start doing roids with your best friend? roids will make you fuck fattys
Anonymous No.82391136
>>82391097 (OP)
Invite him over and then leave both of them alone in the same room for a while. Continue doing this until something happens. Eventually she's bound to cheat on you.
>>82391102
This isn't funny anymore.
Anonymous No.82391150
>>82391131
I think you misunderstood my post. I want my gf to cheat on me with my friend. I'm fat and it's impossible for me to have penetrative sex with her. I can't satisfy her. My chad friend is lean and has a huge dick so sex shouldn't be a problem.
Anonymous No.82391192 >>82391263 >>82391658
You order 2 pizzas and invite them over.
Anonymous No.82391203
Ok these gangstalking posts are getting a little nuts. Just because his friends are hotter doesn't mean I will cheat. Yes it is lowkey weird that I am dating the ugliest nigga in the squad but I just cope
Anonymous No.82391263
>>82391192
I'm just afraid that my gf will think that I'm weird or something or leave me. I just really hope that she will have sex with my friend. I don't want her to leave me. I still want to provide for her.
Anonymous No.82391277 >>82391304
>>82391097 (OP)
She's already cheating so ....
Anonymous No.82391304
>>82391277
I don't think so. A man can dream though.
Anonymous No.82391658 >>82391813
>>82391192
Why only 2 pizzas? What's op and his friend going to eat?
Anonymous No.82391813
>>82391658
The leftover misinformation