Thread 82392347

mine as a femanon
> pale dark hair
> same race
> bubbly and caring
> enjoys going on night walks
> can spend hours with me alone
> smokes
> virgin/low body count 5>

>>82392347 (OP)
>ideal gf
>pegs me

>>82392347 (OP)
>gf/bf
>>82392347 (OP)
>alone

>>82392347 (OP)
>ideal gf
>actually made of metal vaguely human shaped and programmed to love me, not sapient

>>82392347 (OP)
Do I not meet your standards cuz I get tan in the summer? I don't even have an ideal woman the way you described

I don't care what she looks like as long as she is willing to indulge my cuckold fetish. I need her to be a slut who lets me watch her fuck other men.

Ideal gf
>broken
>destroyed
>used up
>skinny
>scarred
>insane
>unable to love but desires it so strongly that she'll fake it in the hope that one day it will be real

>>82392434
>like as long as she is willing to indulge my cuckold
just date a prostitute bro
>>82392419
good for you?
>>82392443
another cuck what the flip

>>82392347 (OP)
>healthy looking(skinny, fit, hourglassy, or just not fat)
>wolf cut
>likes cooking with me
>likes dancing with me
>likes going to the beach
>likes playing video games with me
>energetic and personable
>doesn't smoke
>liked rabbits, turtles, bees and frogs
>pushes me to be the best version of myself
>likes me for me

>>82392453
>just date a prostitute bro
She needs to enjoy it though.

>>82392347 (OP)
>zero sexual experience
>loves me for who i am

>very very horny for me (first for a reason, sorry if that's shallow)
>smart, ideally VERY smart
>creative, even if that means I have to deal with the crazy that goes with that
>understanding of my own bullshit
>friendly, someone I actually want to come home to, eagerly
>genuinely funny
>good company
>attractive/cute voice I could listen to all day (should probably be higher up, big deal)
>ideally has a few shared interests with me
>good with pets
>ideally has a tortured sleep cycle like mine
>likes infodumping and being infodumped on
>loyal
>brave
>she can stink as long as it's not a stink I personally dislike

>>82392462
sounds achievable maybe an of chic or smth theyre always desperate for boyfriends because of their profession

>>82392475
That would be a dream come true. I'd love to be her camera guy.

>>82392347 (OP)
ideal gf is:
- virgin
- white or asian
- busty
- skinny
- is into hareming/cuckqueaning, with her consent and participating
- 18 or whatever the legal limit is
- vegan
- radically accepts all parts of me
- has dependent personality disorder
- is nice to me :^)

>>82392505
the dreams of every indian man

>>82392347 (OP)
>>82392456
crazy how i'm basically the ideal guy for a fembot and plenty of normalfag girls yet i've never had a gf and fembots here never even give me a chance instead they simp for indian abusechads on discord.

>>82392347 (OP)
shut up lesbo

ideal gf as a dykanon:
- ether white or black, its a gamble w mixed chicks
- older than me, late 20s early 30s
- 6 ft (or in that ballpark)
- D-G cup (or at least look it)
- piercing of all kind
- forces me into a housewife role
- good listener
- is patient
- is nice/ praises me
- accepts me, strengths ad weaknesses

>>82392533
how are you the idea when one says smoke and the other says doesnt smoke? think theres a reason why u dont have a gf larp

ideal bf:
>leftist beliefs
>5'6 or taller
>pretty hair
>skinny
>ideally average looking or below
>intelligent
>likes reading and visits /lit/
>good music taste like Lana del rey or the smiths
that's all I can think of rn

>>82392569
because i'm most things they want except the smoking and going to the beach i hate those

>>82392583
Leftist as in being a succ or leftist as in being a liberal?

>>82392583
leftists and intelligent in the same sentence lmaoo

>>82392525
??????
https://voca.ro/17NH9o8lyFuN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJQjWKq7vrc

>>82392569
>>82392591
again i'm literally this >>82392583
except i'm a rightoid chud but otherwise i'm the ideal guy for fembots, yet they will completely ignore me kek i'll have to start abusemaxxing it seems.

Ideal gf
>intelligent and/or witty
>energetic, or at least more than I am
>can and will call me out when I talk dumb
>open to new things or spontaneity
>high libido or kinky
>smoker or tolerates smoking

>>82392583
As I'm writing this I see you post this and I fit this description. Damn that's a lot of (You)s

>>82392622
>intelligent
>smoker
hmm

>>82392607
okay bladee based but still indian preference
>>82392613
bros larping as 3 different ideals

>>82392631
smoking is hot and makes ur lungs stronger fyi tell me why the oldest people who have lived all smoke

>>82392632
i'm not gonna post my face if that's what you're hoping for.
why would i larp about being rejected and ignored by the most mentally ill attention addicted psychopathic bpdemons that lurk on this board? like i said they all say they want someone like me yet end up falling in love with abusechad pajeets on discord.

>>82392631
Intelligent enough to not smoke a pack within a couple days, Jesus

>>82392684
no one wants to see you monkey u keep replying to every fembot claiming to be their ideal when they all juxtapose. larping isnt going to get u pussy my guy

>>82392533
I >>82392456 am a dude. I want a gf. How the hell did you think I was a fem anon? Was it the bunny pic?
>discord
Sucks balls.

>>82392347 (OP)
>virgin
>same race
>same perversions
>same taste in everything
>same hobbies
>same level of jealousy and possessiveness
>patient and understanding
>can enjoy the silence
>mostly estranged from family
>likes my crazy
>thin, small butt, smaller breasts
My ideal is a woman who mostly behaves and thinks like I do, with a small cute sexy frame. Robots are my only hope.

>>82392632
>but still indian preference
yeah sure. i guess cuckoldry is so endemic, not being a cuck is enough to be called a indian? okay then
i suppose i do have a lot in common with them, minus the whole having an aversion to using the toilet properly or littering

>>82392720
>pic
Praying to god so hard rn that this is our future.

>>82392724
> vegan
> busty then says skinny
> 18 and white/asian
ur a jeet

>>82392705
literally first time i post something like this dude, i'm just tired of being alone and seeing shit like this while knowing what fembots and fem"cels" really want.

>>82392758
> tired of being alone
i wonder why

>>82392720
>>82392739
I want robo wife to have an artificial womb so it can get pregnant and I can start a family with her.

>>82392776
why? because i vent my frustrations in an anonymous forum? you're telling me women can sense that with their superpowers? i'm lonely like most men here faggot.

>>82392800
have you even taken your jeet expectations as a reason why youre lonely? do you have a 6 pack are above 6ft to deserve an 18 year old busty gf?

>>82392819
i've never said i want a 18yr old busty gf you seem to think i'm someone else or simply projecting what other anons say, i just want a regular gf that loves me and to love back.
>do you have a 6 pack are above 6ft to deserve an 18 year old busty gf?
i do workout and have a nice enough body (i have been lazy these couple of months and gained a bit of tummy though but i'm getting around to losing that)
my face is not ugly and i look kind of feminine but i'm also pretty short at 5'7 i'm guessing that's why no women want me.

>>82392739
I will go postal if robotwives do not happen in our life time.
>>82392782
I don't really care. If she wants a child we can have one.

>>82392750
?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bus1Eplziw
dont shame me for my dreams, anon. cmon now. im lonely enough as it is

>>82392858
> i never said
are you trolling
>>82392563
??

>>82392739
It would be fucking hilarious if the sun just decided to do this. It would be comedic timing

>>82392893
That would be hilarious. I get my wish for a robot wife and my wish that billions die and civilization collapses across the globe.

>>82392613
do you actually fit the description or are you just larping? I cant tell

>>82393155
no, i'm not even saying those things to get attention from fembots i'm just venting, don't even want a fembot gf because they're all too psychotic and manipulative for me i just want a normal weirdo gf to build ourselves up and have a family.
i don't know how to describe me but imagine OP's image with longer hair a squarer jaw and a chin a bit recessed (no i'm not the other anon that cries about having a recessed chin)

>>82393155
theyre larping and pulling the oh i wouldnt date you because youre probably a bpd demon lel

>>82393207
>tfw no psychotic and manipulative fembot gf who is also barren

Ideal gf would be
>Very pale
>Slim or normal, not skinny or fat
>Only a few years younger than me
>Into (at least some of) the same shit as me: metal music, fantasy stuff, nature, spa/sauna
>No kids
>Wants to live a comfortable relaxed home life, not one of those world travellers who go crazy if they have to stay home for a week
>Ideally she would have some kind of income, not for me but for her, idc how much tho
>Most importantly: sexually attracted to me to some capacity, I don't need a gf as a trophy for social status, I have a desire for intimacy. I want us to be lovey-dovey sticky sweet.

I know one exists, but I don't think I will ever find one.

>>82392347 (OP)
>cute
>educated
>enjoys travel, exercise, art and history
>tolerant of my music taste and hobbies
>open to having kids
>good sexual chemistry
and i already have her. ive fully made it bros.

>>82392347 (OP)
Why do you feel the need to announce that you're a femanon? You could've just described your ideal bf and left it at that

>>82392347 (OP)
>pale & white
>brown hair
>green eyes
>pretty (obviously lol)
>5'2-5'3
>small breasts
>wide hips
>shapely ass but not comically big
>trimmed coin slot pussy
>virgin
>high libido, likes to fuck
>likes to cuddle and enjoys touching/being touched
>enjoys spending time with me but isn't so clingy she can't give me 2 hours or so alone per day
>enjoys reading books, drawing & painting
>intelligent, don't enjoy dumb girls
>resourceful and proactive when needed
>takes care of herself, has a diligent skincare routine, clean diet, tries to stay as youthful for as long as possible
>enjoys nature and sightseeing but not in a normgroid way, mostly to appreciate nature and being among it rather than take pics for her insta like dumb thots do
>isn't argumentative but is honest if she has a problem with something and vocalizes it in a respectable way
there's probably more but I'm getting bored lol

>>82392347 (OP)
>Ideal gf
>6'1 goth mommy who dominates and pegs me
>Any race
>Good at making cookies
>Doesn't ignore me
>Likes to tease
>Cuddles me
Women, is this too much to ask for?

>>82392347 (OP)
>> smokes
poisoning the lungs and liver.
not ideal
i will never do it.

Ideal bf
>Blonde
>Blue eyed
>18
>6'3
>Lean but with abs
>Large dick
>Loves only me
>German ancestry dating from the 1800s
>Smart
>Loves eating pussy
>Caring and sweet
>Pink pale dick, uncircumcised
>Thin and long fingers
>Handsome

>>82392583
At least you have good taste in music and like to read.

Ideal bf
>Intelligent
>Kind to others, not just me
>Emotionally intelligent
>Loves animals, perhaps we could be going vegan together
>Radical leftist
and now that's where it goes sideways because it's often in direct contradiction with the rest (although not impossible)
>Goes to the gym (i like big arms and a big back)
>Is fun and outgoing
>Long hair so that i can pull on it when he makes love to me

I don't care about the color of his skin or his eyes, as long as he's handsome and any race can be. Alright i'm getting excited talking about this hypothetical man, it's not good

>>82393817
>intelligent
>radical leftist
Shouldn't intelligent people defer to the preponderance of evidence?

>>82392347 (OP)
ideal gf if i get to be entirely greedy
>loves me
>is into the things i like
>is rich and wants to support her and myself financially
>loves the kinks i like
>will help me become a better person
>won't hate me but will tell me how things really are
could you imagine being able to move out of your parents house after being a 30+ khv into a woman's house with her and she helps you get in shape and get healthy and has sex with you and makes you feel happy

> White aryan
> half korean
> nonvaccinated

>>82393817
>Yes. I go to the top university in my country.
>I think so. I try to judge people only by how they treat others and always give them the benefit of the doubt.
>I've been in therapy and I'm usually communicative but still have some anxiety.
>I raise chickens and used to volunteer at an animal shelter. I wouldn't go vegan because I love to cook and experiment and wouldn't want to limit any of my options.
>I'd consider myself an environmentalist but I get closer and closer to a socialist everyday, I simply haven't read enough to fully understand it.
>I work out 6 times a week. I'm hardly big because I've only been going for a year, but still more muscular than most.
>Pretty active social life. I'm an introvert but I still make an effort to be outgoing and make new friends.
>Hair down to my mid back when straightened.

>>82392739
>>82392739
>>82392782
>I want robo wife
>Robots are my only hope

based based based me too
fuck if im ever getting a real gf its hopeless for me bro
robot girls with lab grown biological bodies and a empty skull with some computer in it, i think, are my only hope, haha
fuck this clown female-dominated dating environment where if i be myself i die alone
flood the dating markets with female robots and destroy this monopoly girls have on romance bro im fkn TIRED OF IT

>>82393825
See that's when i know you are limited by your convictions and therefore of a limited intelligence as well. Intelligence isn't the immediate corollary of any other attribute. Very smart people are all over the spectrum of philosophical and political ideologies. They're the ones coming up with the theories in the first place. Even i can recognize that some rightoids are very smart, i just think they are wrong, but i am able to transcend my subjective condition to comprehend that.
>tfw no anarchist bf to do the revolution with
How boring

>>82393923
I could have a real gf, I just don't even want one. Women are ruined nowadays, virtually impossible to find a girl not high on her own farts.
No girls grounded in reality, just a bunch of donuts with their heads in the clouds, living their perfect easy lives.
Give me the robot please. I want someone to make my life easier, I don't have the energy to raise another adult...

>>82393910
Ehm... what the fuck anon let's marry each other?? We'll go to the gym together (i do already), look hot as fuck, and i can teach you all about political philosophy in between us making love and taking care of stray animals.

>>82393953
I lied about all of that I'm sorry.

>>82393978
It's alright, even if i had the luck to find him online what are the odds of him and i living in close enough proximity. I'd move for a man like that though

>>82392347 (OP)
>between 20 and 30 years old.
>white skin
>big tits
>open minded
>artsy or any kind of creative interests
>weeb
>kind
>jealous
that's it. I would do anything for a foid like that, she can be chubby, too, that's cute.

>>82392347 (OP)
At this point I just want a dude to put his babies in me. As many as he wants until my womb dries up.

>>82392347 (OP)
>what would your ideal gf be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXDb_uA7uE

>>82392347 (OP)
> pale dark hair
ok i have that
> same race
if we're going off of pic rel, i could qualify
> bubbly and caring
hell yeah I quality
> enjoys going on night walks
hell yes
> virgin/low body count 5>
khhv
> smokes
i don't smoke
it's so fucking OVER i'm dying alone

>big breasts
>smart and curious
>knows how to communicate
>isn't too extrovert nor too introvert
>beautiful smile, doesn't open her mouth too wide
>pale skin, preferably from central or east europe
>motivates me, is someone I can count on and will let me share my problems and angst with her
>allows me to bury my face between her breasts, suck them and will also give me paizuri

I want a girl who is 6'2+ and can easily beat me to death

>>82392347 (OP)
>ideal gf
is secretly a thousand year old dragon

>>82393817

>Intelligent
Yeah.
>Kind to others, not just me
Yeah.
>Emotionally intelligent
I'm not an autist but not really. I've got the absent minded professor thing going on where my mind is somewhere else and not paying attention to people's emotions. Since the people here have no experience with girls though, what they don't realize is that every guy fails this criteria because the literal meaning I talked about above isn't what she's talking about. Girls expect you to telepathically read their minds and get upset with you when you can't.
>Loves animals, perhaps we could be going vegan together
I tried vegetarianism
>Radical leftist
Radical for either left or right is dumb.
>Goes to the gym (i like big arms and a big back)
Yeah.
>Is fun and outgoing
Yeah.
>Long hair so that i can pull on it when he makes love to me
No and no I'm not going to grow it out either because I do a lot of physical stuff and shorter hair is easier to keep clean.