Thread 82393869

im tired of playing the dating game. when is it valid to start crashing out/

>>82393869 (OP)
>dating apps

game was rigged from the start anon

>>82393869 (OP)
Why would you include you are building a cuckshed if you are trying to attract women?

>>82393869 (OP)
Shit bio. Is this really the future when you're 30 and single?

>>82393869 (OP)
You seem insufferable based off your bio.

>>82393903
its not a cuck shed, its a $70,000 tiny home
>>82393958
I've tried normal bios. I've listed my interested, my goals, my traits, but I havent seen much result out of it. Lots of matches that ghost when I invite them out.
If the rules I followed got me here, then what use are the rules? Now Im trying something a little more... "memorable?"

>>82393869 (OP)
>working full time
translation: i'm a betabuxx provider who's never home so you can easily cheat on me
>no kids
translation: no woman ever wanted to have sex with me
>no debt
translation: you can rack up debt on my credit card, i'm a betabuxx provider in case i forgot to mention that
>185lbs of mid
translation: i make self deprecating jokes because i'm insecure about my body
>if you don't look like your photos i'm walking away
>i don't want a conventional boring life
translation: i like to make strict demands even though i hold none of the cards.

>>82393994
Perfectly accurate, down to every last detail.
>>82393869 (OP)
>dating app
These are for sex. Not dating. Nobody dates on these except single mothers looking for a provider. If you want an actual dating app you are going to have to try one of the religious themed ones.

>>82393869 (OP)
Women are spoiled for choices on dating websites/apps. Unless you're an 8/10+ Chad Thundercock you'll probably to try/prioritize other avenues to finding/meeting women. Sifting through the muck and shooting your shot to girls who look like they might match what you're going for is going to be an exercise in frustration unless you approach it with the understand it's going to be a marathon slog through shit.

>>82393869 (OP)
Some people already stated it but you have to drop the self-deprecating bit. You have to keep in mind that women don't want men who have even the slightest bit of humility. They want narcissistic sociopaths who think they are God's greatest gift to Earth.

Also the bio doesn't even really matter except to a minority of women who read them. What really matters and makes me sick of dating is the pictures. You can't just take pics to show what you look like and call it a day. Even though that's all that matters to any reasonable person.

No, you have to use your pics to develop an entire fake persona. You have to plan activities and bring a friend along and instead of actually enjoying the activity and living in the moment you have to pose for fucking pictures while looking like a total fucking tool. Oh and you have to bring a 3rd friend along too so he can take a pic of you with a friend so that she doesn't think you're a friendless loser by being solo in all your pics. Then you go with your friends to an expensive overpriced restaurant so you can each take a picture of each other sitting across the table holding a glass of wine and looking over your overpriced dogshit food. Finally, you will be seen as a human by girls on dating apps.

>>82393869 (OP)
>when is it valid to start crashing out
it always was
the current dating game is a clownshow joke where females have all the power
im just waiting for ai sexbots at this point. honestly its such a fucking joke


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVHhVuIYT6k

>>82393869 (OP)

>P A I N
>A
>I
>N

Based assertive chad.

>>82394039
Complete and total rubbish, schizo. Kill yourself.

>>82394155
If a woman feels like she has all the choices in the world she's going to hold out for the most perfect one she can get. Why do you think women gravitate towards the most attractive men on dating/hook up apps? Unless you are in that niche or are on a niche site/app that avoids pickup culture as much as possible finding someone on one is going to be a slog.

>>82393994
>translation: i'm a betabuxx provider who's never home so you can easily cheat on me
I work from home
>>82393994
>translation: no woman ever wanted to have sex with me
I broke up with my ex
>translation: you can rack up debt on my credit card, i'm a betabuxx provider in case i forgot to mention that
no, im anti debt. thats why I have none
>translation: i make self deprecating jokes because i'm insecure about my body
trying to soften the tone a bit
>translation: i like to make strict demands even though i hold none of the cards.
I make almost 130k a year, no debt, 6 feet, 6 inch dick, own my home, own my car(s) and your telling me I hold none of the cards?
If thats the case, then we're fucking doomed because I think I have some pretty good cards over here

>>82394259
You seem to be an incel spree killer type. You got any backpack bombs in your garage?

>>82393971
That's very cool. This is off-topic, but are you building it in the forest? Building a own in a forest is one of my greatest dreams ^^

>>82394281
>current year
>being this retarded

>>82394281
>uh no this doesn't actually happen even though there is plenty of data showing it does
k

>>82393869 (OP)
When I was on Tinder in like... 2016-2022, my profile was normally just a few pictures of me doing outdoor things (playing with a band, at a friend's party drunk, some nice selfies) and my profile would just rotate between kind of derogatory and standoffish things like:
>You all look the same to me.
>Wow, travel and sushi? Hiking? Please, tell me more.
>Blue hair doesn't make up for a lack of personality.
>I would love to hear your political opinions.

Heaps of chicks would match with me just to argue, which I would then finagle into a date, which sometimes led to fucking them. After a few weeks, I'd delete my profile, then make a new one and get that sweet MMR boost and start again. I probably got 200+ dates this way over the years. Dating apps are basically dead now, right? I am glad I am engaged and don't have to worry. If this falls through, I will just stop bothering with women. Such is life.

>>82393869 (OP)
That profile is a bit abrasive. What app is it?

>>82394328
Sounds like this guy had it figured out. Good luck with the fiance, Anon.

>>82394301
No, I'm building in the high desert of northern Arizona. It's wide open country but the landscape is heavily covered in Juniper trees so there's lots of privacy. My plan is to have two tiny house properties, one in the south and the other in the north like maybe Michigan or something. Then I could alternate back and forth depending on the season.
>>82394331
its supposed to be abrasive. non-abrasive bios have been producing subpar results so I made it abrasive to experiment. im not the main character, so who cares what my bio says, nobody cares about me other than my mom.
its facebook dating and its completely free. no limits or pay to play bullshit.

>>82394328
turning my bio into an insult will be my next experiment

Doesn't really matter what you put in your bio. Most of the women who see your profile will decide based on one or two pics, and the ones who do actually read your bio will usually go with their gut, which is telling them to ignore you, because if it wasn't they would have just given it a like.

More importantly, you're gonna get maybe ten likes a month on the high end, and most of them will be people who live very far away from you. You'll be lucky to get a couple of matches in a month, and most of them will never respond or will ghost after a couple of messages. And the ones who you do end up actually setting up dates with will either cancel at the last minute or ghost after your date.

These apps are designed not to work. They don't make money if they work. They only make money if they keep you on the app, and convince you to spend money to feel like you're having success.

>>82393869 (OP)
>ai generate my into
just genocide humanity

>>82394405
>high desert of Northern AZ
Fuck this nigga might be in my neck of the woods

>>82394405
Ahh, beautiful. Is it cooler (in temperature) up there? I've heard Arizona can have intense heat

>>82394567
NTA but temperatures are already dropping (weather says we'll be in the mid 80s to low 90s this next week).

>>82393869 (OP)
>>82393869 (OP)
Fucking CRINGE profile, I felt my pussy physically sealing up

Retarded bio.

As a man, the less you say the better. Show don't tell, you fucking retard.

>>82394754
>I felt my butthole physically sealing up
YWNBAW

>>82394279
idk how to explain it but you're thinking too rationally and logically for a dating app. women on dating apps aren't going to look at someone's profile and go "wow he has no debt and works full time, what a catch!!" (unless she's a gold digger). in a way it almost gives them the ick because it seems like that's the only thing you have to offer. same thing with your hobbies; i know everyone always says to write about your hobbies but it only really works if you have a normie-accepted hobby like being in a band or on a sports team. btw just say you play guitar, no one's going to care that you're trying to learn, and if anything it's going to let them know that you're not good at it which might be a turn off.
>I make almost 130k a year, no debt, 6 feet, 6 inch dick, own my home, own my car(s) and your telling me I hold none of the cards?
like others have said, you're competing you hundreds of dudes in your nearby radius, the fact that your posting here only proves that you don't in fact hold the cards.

>>82393869 (OP)
It is a bunch of bullshit.
I've been on fuck apps for a decade and despite a hundred or so likes, none of them would actually fuck me.
I'm going to be using fags mouths to drain my balls now.