Thread 82394052

i love college

I'm starting up my final year here and I have not made 1 friend. I did have a 3 year relationship with a bpdemon though that ruined my life.

>>82394060
Same except I've never had a relationship either. Heard female classmates talking about when they're having their weddings today and nearly had a brain aneurysm.

>>82394052 (OP)
College was the best years of my life by far. Broke up with high school stacy, smoked weed every single day, fucked bitches, did hoodrat shit, met my wife. got my bachelors. Got a job at university hospital. Had a kid. Got my masters fully paid by hospital. Finished last month with only 16k in debt from bachelors program. Glad I didn't fuck up my life doing a trade or straight to military

>>82394052 (OP)
*I love college.
FTFY

>>82394060
>>82394118
die normalfags die

>>82394118

>College was the best years of my life by far.
>fucked bitches
>did hoodrat shit
>met my wife

So basically you defiled other men's future wives in the pursuit of hedonism and then got yours and immediately fucked off.

Got it.

>>82394209
Women have agency
They chose to soil themselves
And the men who marry them CHOOSE to marry used up ROASTIE WHORES instead of pure beautiful young nubile virgins
Not me though
Also the type of guy who smokes niggerweed and does "hoodrat shit" is probably married to a nasty whore who would do anal for coke back in high school kek

>>82394247

>And the men who marry them CHOOSE to marry used up ROASTIE WHORES instead of pure beautiful young nubile virgins

Not much of a choice when we live in a culture where they all might as well be whores. Virginity is unrealistic if you live in the USA or Europe. Here's your future wife by the way:

>modern college and american culture.webm

>>82394260
>Here's your future wife by the way:
Maybe she is YOUR future wife, but I am NOT a MORALFAG who INSISTS on dating a girl his age. I will INSTEAD go to Ukraine and purchase a VIRGIN mail-order bride (legal age jannies) and GROOM her into being my perfect wife OR move to a state where the age of consent is 16 and GROOM a virgin high school girl (LEGAL AGAING JANNIES) into the PERFECT wife.

I didn't really like it. The classes were too slow/boring unless they were summer courses, at least the noob classes I was in for my first (and only) year. And I wasn't interested in making friends or any other social stuff, so it was kinda just like why am I here all the time. For the degree and that's it really, which wasn't enough to motivate me to keep going.

>>82394209
Yeah basically
>>82394247
Actually she was a devout southern baptist before she met me and I converted her into atheism. Never did drugs and was a virgin. She tried weed with me but didn't like it, and I don't even smoke anymore I stopped after undergrad

>>82394406
>>82394247
>>82394118
This is a 35 year old single male with not a lot going on expounding about the life they wished they had lived in the past.
Its not real and youre retarded for taking it seriously.
>inb4 it totally happened bro
my cock is 9 inches long I make 300k per year with a 2hour a week job, and I fucked every girl ever before anyone else did.

>>82394052 (OP)
I've been in college for 3 years and have 0 friends. I go to class, do my homework, and spend the rest of the day playing vidya and shitposting.

>>82394427
24 year old married man with who has a 6.5in dick and makes 115k salary. Don't care if you believe me or not lmao

>Never did drugs and was a virgin
>devout southern baptist
kek who's gonna tell him?

>>82394569
Well she bled everywhere the first time we fucked and she greened out each time she smoked weed so it checks out. We met the very first day of freshman year and she is from a tiny rural town of about 3,000 people. Her graduating class was like 12 kids

>>82394052 (OP)
I love drinkin (AAAAAAAY)
>>82394141
I love women (AAAAAYYY)

>>82394052 (OP)
I kept retaking the bowling class just because it was a cheaper way of bowling and I got to hang out with my bros. The teacher did nothing but eat nachos so it was chill.

>>82395020
Based

I am 39 and I have not had sex since 2008. But I always recommend going away to college whenever I can because it was the only possible cure for my autism. I didn't end up with a relationship that was going to make it but living on campus was still an unequivocal good. Go drink and be an idiot it's fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmaTiGf5r6A