Thread 82394092

I am thinking about converting to Christianity to have more sex, but I don't believe in god. It's occur to me most Christians haven't read the bible, so it's easier to manipulate the situation. This gives me access to sex depraved women.

just say you're a christian retard

>>82394092 (OP)
Why do you think that would help you get pussy?

>>82394101
The system is clearly rigged for Christians to repopulate, so naturally being a fucking parasite I am, I am going to keep converting between a bunch of churchs which will give me access to sluts trying to redeem themselves. I can also sell drugs in the church too

>>82394101
Virgin Christian trad wives probably. Lots of girls are scared of going to hell so they save their virginity for marriage to a nice Christian boy with a high income and ripped bicepts and a cool car.

>>82394107
Youll just end up talking to lots of old men if you go to church. Were in a world of indescribable poverty. Men dont get to have sex unless theyre in the top 2 percent of luck and money.

Where does this meme come from? Think OP, did your parents meet at church? How many couples do you know that met at church? No one born after 1993 goes to church anymore. The services are set up so you don't interact. You sit in a pew silently, being lectured on how sex will send you to hell. At what point do you think these "tradwives" are going to throw themselves at you?

>>82394165
Im pretty sure the lord almighty could create you a cute girlfriend with a perfectly shaped face. Hes literally omnipotent. Hes also had sex over 50 trillion times, just to get the full experience. The reason he hasnt done this for you is because he hates you. He hates men specifically, because they have unrealistic desires when they get older. They think they deserve a wife just like he gets to have. Thats complete nonsense of course, because if you deserved to have orgasms, you would be doing it. He is the king, the king is the only one who will be coming.

>>82394122
Only woman who showed interest in me was a christian girl named Joyce who acted like a 12 year, apparently she had a train ran on her. I pushed her away not because she was a slut but because she was super Christian.

>>82394092 (OP)
Fuck off, nigger. Either seek God or kill yourself, and what makes you think Christian women are any less picky?

>>82394265
They're sluts looking for redemptiom lol