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Anonymous No.82395077 >>82395098 >>82395108 >>82395118 >>82395120 >>82395153 >>82395222 >>82395366 >>82395393 >>82396384
Do you pray regularly?
Anonymous No.82395083 >>82395173
nope that shits fake anyways
Anonymous No.82395098
>>82395077 (OP)
dubs, i used to but no one responds, i dont even know why i had this wierd christian arc, i saw some jesus orthodox edit in tiktok and though it was cool, but its all fake
Anonymous No.82395108
>>82395077 (OP)
No. Religion is fake and gay. I just hope I get to be a space marine in the next cycle and fuck alien xussy
Anonymous No.82395118
>>82395077 (OP)
God is not real so no
Anonymous No.82395120
>>82395077 (OP)
I don tefillin and a tallis and say the first paragraph of the shema every day except shabbat but that's it.
Anonymous No.82395153 >>82395157
>>82395077 (OP)
No, but I meditate daily (really nightly). It helps; I do it for about 20 mins.
Anonymous No.82395157 >>82395188
>>82395153
>opening portals to demons inside your head for 20 minutes every night
spooky
Anonymous No.82395173
>>82395083
How is prayer fake when you petition a deity for their help, whether it exists or not? Prayer is prayer.
Anonymous No.82395188
>>82395157
Negative; I actually focus on the chakras and construct a shield around myself. No demons.
Anonymous No.82395222 >>82395240 >>82395279
>>82395077 (OP)
Yes, as often as I can remember, when I wake up, every time I eat, and before I go to sleep. Additionally when I have time to pause during a bike ride I will pray for god to bless the earth, and thank him for this day and opportunity.
Anonymous No.82395240 >>82395279
>>82395222
to be more specific, whenever I eat, I thank God for the food. I thank the animal for the sacrifice of its life, I thank the farmers, the deliver drivers, the grocery store clerks, the people who write food safety laws, anything I can think of. I ask that the food brings nourishment, energy, and healing. In the morning, I'm thankful to be alive and to experience the day, and all the great things that come with it. At night, i'm thankful for making it to the end of another day.
Anonymous No.82395279
>>82395222
>>82395240
A bit OCD but I respect the effort.
Anonymous No.82395366
>>82395077 (OP)
no
i believe in god but not revealed religions like islam or christianity. so i dont pray because thats stupid
a god would know what i want and need anywhoo

a god could give me a harem of horny asian/white girls if he wanted to, but doesnt, because he is very cruel and evil
Anonymous No.82395367
I throw a counter prayer to satan sometimes just to keep things balanced
Anonymous No.82395393
>>82395077 (OP)
only in case of emergency because I'm a hypocrite
Anonymous No.82395473 >>82395481 >>82395603
yes i do pray regularly.
Anonymous No.82395481
>>82395473
>tfw will never have cutie korean girls PRAYING that i win a starcraft game
these beautiful korean girs are PRAYING for some turbo nerd to win a game of starcraft

thats how spoiled korean men are
in the west, women look at gamers as LOSERS. they hate us. in korea, they are PRAYED for. look how beautiful these women are. jesus

its not fair. koreans are so spoiled
Anonymous No.82395603
>>82395473
the Asian sects of Christianity are batshit insane cults
Anonymous No.82396384
>>82395077 (OP)
i like this drawing, very quaint :3