Thread 82395323

what would r9k do with the money

hire a mangaka to coach me how to draw

I would become Epstein 2.0

>>82395323 (OP)
Lump sum, assume I lose like half the value immediately.
>500 million to index funds
>100 million to self directed trading
>25 million to treasuries
>20 million at most to buying a condo in the city
>1 million to cash, inefficient but who cares at that point
>all the rest into a trust fund with my direct family members and their offspring as beneficiaries, probably have it pay out 50% of income each year

>>82395326
I learned how to draw living with a poor family struggling to put food on the table and no education, you don't need money lol. I make my cash doing furry art on twitter now

>every number was off by one
FUCK YOU, WORLD!

>>82395323 (OP)
New Corvette for my parents, then ask them where they'd like a house.

>>82395326
>not opening your manga studio where you hire artists and writers to make your dream manga for you
think bigger

Keep it all to myself and live a frugal solitary life in the midwest. No one ever loved or cared about me. I would rather spend money on sabotaging the people around me than do anything to help them

>>82395323 (OP)
>buy houses or apartments in every country i like, with big walk in wardrobes
>buy miata and other cars with stupid popup lights
>buy all the stupid material sperg items ive ever wanted
>almost never leave my properies

>give enough to my immediate family that they can all live comfortably
>buy a nice enough house in a quiet town
>keep a chunk to live off of available to me but put most of it into safe stuff with stable annual returns
>either reinvest the interest or just live off of it while I enjoy my hobbies without any guilt
>probably renovate the kitchen in the house I buy because I like cooking and would want to try out a bunch of new stuff
>set up a home media server and get a nice little home theater to watch movies in
I'm kind of boring.

>>82395323 (OP)
If I won the lottery the first thing I'd do is figure out what to do

>>82395323 (OP)
Create a state of the art super bunker with grow lights enough low nitrogen fertilizer to last years and stores of canned and dried food then create a cult centered around the apocalypse and survival. Oh an lots of guns and ammo too

buy this website and kick out all the trannies, porn spammers, racebaiters, women, jews and indians
then id hire a fleet of battle maids and neetmaxx in my childhood home

>>82395323 (OP)
Somehow matched two numbers from the draw. 61 and 69.
If there is a god please bless me with the next drawing.

>>82395323 (OP)
Pay my debts, buy land and a house, keep being a jobless loser but with money now.

>>82395323 (OP)
I'm not playing the lottery but I would take the cash option and figure out where to store the money. That is a lot of money, I don't want to get kidnapped or murdered.
I'm buying a used car, ordering some dominos, buying a home in the sticks or in some middle of nowhere place in the midwest or south. Preferably the midwest because the south can get humid as fuck and I hate it. I would much rather worry about tornados than the humidity.
I'm buying as many guns as I can legally own, bulking up on ammo, and building a tornado proof bunker in the basement.
I don't want much or need much. My lifestyle is very cheap

>>82395323 (OP)
wait for red days and buy leaps on tech companies. buy a nice house in a quiet place, rent an apartment in a busy place. buy a news channel and red pill America.

>>82395323 (OP)
>Buy my family a bungalow since my grandma can't handle the stairs and a parent has a bad knee.
>Give my brother a few million to finish his school and have a solid start to life
>give all my broke friends $1M to get their lives together
>buy a house (nothing too big, something in my current neighbourhood would be nice)
>invest in a shit ton of weeb imports
>hire a personal chef, driver, and maid
>adopt children since I want a family, and if I have enough money to be able to stay home with them full-time, there's no need to wait around until I find someone to mate with.
>put a few million in college funds for said children
>put the rest in a savings account run by a financial advisor that I cannot easily access
>have it so that I get a generous but reasonable amount of spending money from the account each month
>any purchases that can't be bought with my monthly allowance need to be justified to my financial advisor before I can access the money

I'd get heroin.
>>82395620
heroic mentality, hope somebody does it for real

Live in the middle of nowhere. Stockpile of gold, silver, and foreign currencies. Travel the world and learn things until I die, making sure to never overspend. Hopefully I'd meet a gf.

>what would r9k do with the money
I answered this yesterday. FFS

>>82395323 (OP)
>what would r9k do with the money
picrel? hookers and cocaine? make a high bid at the Eppy Island auction? Who knows, I guess whatever the other rich people do. When in Rome live like the Romans? When On Epstein Island do as Jeffrey the giraffe? But before all that I'd probably make sure every homeless drug addict in my city had a box over their heads because being homeless fucking sucks man. I'd at least make it so that they can hit the crack pipe within the comfort of a shoebox.

>>82395840
youre literally describing a cuck-cock cage scenario with your financial advisor there

i would burn it all. capitalism is inherently systemically evil!

>>82395323 (OP)
>what would r9k do with the money
No idea, the sky is the limit. The problem is that even with all that money I am still a broken individual that got to experience all the nasty. So probably revenge, not for the people, not for the revolution, for me. HAHA HOW YOU LIKE THAT ONE, COCKSUCKERS. HOW YOU LIKE LIVING IN FEAR OF GETTING SHOT AND BEATEN LIKE I HAVE MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!

>>82395323 (OP)
give some to mom/dad+siblings, buy a home, hire a maid, hire a chef, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>82396513
Your post is digital terrorism.

>>82395323 (OP)
Id buy a fighter jet(f35) 2 lambos a mansion and a beach

>>82395323 (OP)
Retire and buy junk food for people in exchange for pics.

>>82396525
>digital terrorism
Victimless crime.

Go off to some remote part of the planet and be alone there instead of here

>>82396566
>blud thinks theyll leave him alone

>>82395323 (OP)
I would buy this website and delete /v/ and /pol/.

>>82395323 (OP)
keep like 20 million for myself so i can do whatever i want for the rest of my life and never work
the rest i would try to build something cool like a theme park or some shit

>>82395323 (OP)
Continue living as I am now just with the knowledge that I'm financially secure

>>82395323 (OP)
buy properties and do drugs and fuck hookers, probably dead within 10 years.
worth it though.

>>82395323 (OP)
I'll tell you what I'd do man

>>82396811
you really typed in 'office space two chicks scene', clicked on the first youtube video you found, dragged your mouse across the timeline bar until you found the right frame, then brought up snipping tool, mouse still hovering over the timeline bar, and cropped this little image to post on 4chan. bravo

I would buy nicer food.
My diet is basically rice, beans, eggs, tuna, milk, bread, and whatever is on sale at a steep mark down.
So maybe instead of canned tuna I would buy fresh tuna...
You know, every time I post this kind of a thing I get incredibly depressed. Since when were my aspirations so small.
Forget girls or nice houses or even investments, to have the first thing I think about be food and maybe even nicer soap...

Buy a few houses, some luxury cars (don't know anything about cars so I'd just take a Porsche and an old Jaguar with a nice color), live out my life with my wife and a lot of drugs.
To be honest, with $1M, I'd be set for life. Though that wouldn't cover multiple houses or luxury cars, obviously.

>>82395323 (OP)
Share it with my family

Write nigger on the moon

>>82395323 (OP)
Nothing. I never win anything because the odds are too great and cosmic entropy is personally out to get me.

Buy an ICBM and nuke israel

>>82397077
Maybe too expensive desu
Have to go with a swastika flag instead

>>82397077
The moon isn't real nigger.

>>82397134
I have unironically thought about having an "art installation: on my front lawn that would have the Nazi flag, Apartheid SA flag, Confederate flag, ISIS flag, Ruzzia flag with St. George ribbon Z on it, and Israel flag. With a plaque that reads "Offensive flags monument. This art installation is an exercise in free speech, and does not necessarily reflect the social or political views of it's owner."

>>82395323 (OP)
Pay off my mom's mortgage
Set like 500k each aside for my nephews
Pay off both of my sisters student loans
Get any surgeries or medical procedures I need or want done (liposuction and skin removal chiefly)
Buy a home in like Wyoming or something with the fastest internet possible
Give half of what's left to a Jew Investor handsomely to make back double or triple my investment
Take the remaining half to fly out and fuck a really hot prostitute or pornstar for a night in some foreign place. Japan or that one place women go to get shit on for a million dollars

>>82395323 (OP)
Get an iced out grill
Get a monocle
Get a gold pocket watch
Get the thickest chain with diamonds on that bih
Get a lincoln or a cadillac with 22 inch rims
Get a hype man
Get some face tats like "only god can judge me" and "i am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
Buy the latest iphone
Some airpods
Buy every pair of jordans, fubu, true religion jeans
Maybe get a dodge hellcat or charger
Have a freak off like diddy, but no diddy
Buy baby oil by the gallon
Get like shaq and own a few wingstops or pizza chains
Build an empire of street urchin hoodlum youths and wage war on the antifa liberals that are trying to take away our guns

Already told you, I would pay for the expenses of around a 1000 male NEETs for 50 years.

>>82397334
I can literally see the moon right now idiot

Social experiment where I give girls $100,000 to have sex with different species of animals

>>82397710
Stop gaslighting, you filthy animal.

>>82395323 (OP)
I would have this much money by now if my family member weren't so fucking terrible with money. I have to constantly cash out my crypto to pay rent because these shitheads want to live above their means.

If this much was gifted to me overnight, I'd just leave about 5 million in cash in my room and disappear. They can figure out what to do with it on their own.

>>82395323 (OP)
donate it all to piss everyone around me off and then go into hiding in the woods so I don't get murdered

>>82397404
>acquires wealth
>instantly starts fucking a Chad jew
Like clockwork

>>82395323 (OP)
If you take lump sum, you only get around 400 million in cash plus some change. So assuming that.
> 300 million into accumulating ETFs
> 60 million into buying apartments to rent in various big cities around the world (LA, NY, Berlin, Vienna etc.)
> 25 million into ETFs / low-risk stocks with decent dividends (to get around 300-500k annual passive income)
> 10 million to buy land and build myself a small neo-gothic estate house somewhere remote, nice, and peacefuls
> 5 million towards opening a cafe / nightclub
The remaining money from 400m to up to what I get (probably a few million), I'd use for helping parents close their debts, investing in my education, buy some stuff I wanted (notably, a small sailboat), hiring a financial assistant / accountant, and other than that just have it around in case of emergencies so I don't have to sell my stocks.

>>82397334
Neither are pixels

>>82395323 (OP)
I would use it to track down my r9k crush and buy property next to her. Everytime she went outside for a walk, I'd be there waiting. Every time she mentioned a problems she's dealing with in a thread? I'd fix it. Eventually she'd forget how much she hates me and start to confide in me. She'd tell me when she's going on walks so she's not alone. I would invest in her. Pay for her business ideas or classes she wants to take. Buy her all new painting and art supplies.

I would make you so happy.

>>82398124
Based obsessed moid. I would do the same thing to my r9k crush too. I love women so much

>>82395323 (OP)
Retire
Get a new house built, and buy some slaves and maybe a few vehicles

>>82395323 (OP)
Put 1.4B into the S&P500

Honestly, I don't even know. I would pay off my debt and help out my parents a bit. But even a destitute poorfag like me doesn't have THAT much debt.
>lump sum is only $500 mil!!!
Kek, that's still an insane amount of money, NO ONE should have that much debt (declare bankruptcy already if you do).
>pay debt
>hire financial advisor
>invest most of it in safe stocks/indexes/crypto
>buy house somewhere nice and go get a degree
>finally fuck my favorite egirl and make her my wife
There's no trick to it, is there? It's really all just random chance? I want to get in but I'd hate to spend ~$40 on tickets and lose.

>>82396500
This is actually my elaborate plan to lure my financial advisor into a sexual relationship.

>>82398124
I know who your crush is and I know who you are. She will never like or love you. In fact, you are the reason she never posts here anymore. The harder you lust for her the faster she runs away from you.

>>82395323 (OP)
>all the obvious responsible answers out the way
Good entertainment, Good food, Good sex, Good rest. :p

I would feed 500 million jewish widows in Israel

>>82395323 (OP)
Buy all the tickets in the next lottery. And then the next one. And then the next one.

>>82395323 (OP)
>buy 4chan
>merge /r9k/, /pol/, /lgbt/, and /mlp/ into a new board: /cel/ - Incels and Femcels
>add /asp/ - Sports (Random)
>add /foot/ - Football, and never specify which
>add /cum/ - Classic & Underapreciated Music, give no examples or ever elaborate on the definition
>can no longer post text in /his/, emojis are enabled
>every thread on /x/ is automatically archived at 11:59pm and replaced by similar, yet obvious AI-generated threads with AI-generated replies daily
>/k/ requires confirmation of weapon ownership to view and post, and your confirmed weapons will appear in your post ID

Hire hitmen to get rid of every politician I dislike worldwide
Kill all other males and females over the age of 29 or who have subhuman traits/qualities
>all women are now sex slaves for me (autocratic dictator) and each other
>no real laws or anything otherwise, the girls can keep working have their own local governments whatever but no weapons
>I spend the rest of my life in a constant state of orgasm + drunk + high + well fed
That's it.

>>82395323 (OP)
I would spend it all on bitcoin

>>82395323 (OP)
fly every dominatrix in the country to my palace and have them all take dumps on top of me burying me in a pile of shit in my chandelier room

>>82399776
>/k/ requires confirmation of weapon ownership to view and post, and your confirmed weapons will appear in your post ID
If I'm not fortunate enough to win the jackpot, I hope you do.

>>82395323 (OP)
If I won this, I would put 90% into bonds and get ~5% return per annum and live like a fucking king until I die. No need to mess with stocks or anything.

>>82395323 (OP)
I would use it to buy the love of one fembot and provide for her and our family.

>>82395323 (OP)
Get a McChicken

/orig

if I suddenly had that entire sum or similar amount I would continue my studies and try to live in obscurity while donating to causes I support, like cultural preservation, pro fertility policy think tanks, things like that. I may harbor some illusions that I could do some good by doing things myself, but I know I dont have the makings of a real intellectual or leader.
if it was less money I'd try to do the same, but donate less obv.

>>82395323 (OP)
I'd take my family and vanish since everyone who's talked to me in my entire life would be after me.

>>82395323 (OP)
I would buy a house, a car and those things

I would hire several OF to have sex with.