>>82395521 (OP)
Are cock cranks real? Did you know that certain types of parasitic worm enter through the skin and grow very long they must be removed very slowly using a crank, because the worm's sectioned body is fragile and will break if too much tension is applied, so it can take the course of several days to remove the worm (if I'm remembering correctly, I heard this from my highschool science professor who was a PHD). I just thought about this because you mentioned cranks heh