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Anonymous No.82395730 >>82395783 >>82395844 >>82395872 >>82396203 >>82396207 >>82396237 >>82396243 >>82396638
Has /r9k/ ever hired a hooker/escort? How was it?
I'm a 35yr old virgin so I'm really, really considering it
Anonymous No.82395783
>>82395730 (OP)
I'm 38 and a virgin. I'm too lazy to do anything about it, but if I wasn't I'd just go to Nevada and do it legally. I'm sure there's some that specialize in taking people's virginity.
Anonymous No.82395844
>>82395730 (OP)
When I lost my virginity to an escort and I became addicted, every faggot on here says it's not that good, no it is that good, maybe they are just circumcized, I live in Europe it's illegal but cops don't do shit and it's relatively cheap so I didn't nuke my finances too much.
Anonymous No.82395849
34 here. There are a couple notorious streets in my area, but I don't have the balls for that. Stuff like PD's seems a better bet, though a lot of the pricing seems outrageous. Anyone do outcalls? You get a hotel for that right? Even more money.
Anonymous No.82395857
>hire escort
>she turns on a fucking webcam
I'm on camera somewhere or was in some stream doggying some whore
Anonymous No.82395867
No but I probably will too someday, I'd like to have sex before my dick stops working.
Anonymous No.82395872
>>82395730 (OP)
You should probably just do it so you can see how mediocre sex actually is
Anonymous No.82396203
>>82395730 (OP)
I lost my virginity to one when I was 21.
Paid for sex 18 times over nine years. I never came. Even with GFE escorts. I could never relax with the damned clock-watching, and it turned out that a lot of my arousal needed genuine desire, which I've never had with a woman. Considering that I am now 39, and still never had an unpaid fuck, I am glad that I did it.
I think every virgin guy should try it at least once. Just don't fall in love with a whore. kek
Anonymous No.82396207
>>82395730 (OP)
Foid, I hire male twink/sub escorts knowing they're gay, but force them to be dom and act attracted to me. I enjoy their difficulty and discomfort
Anonymous No.82396237
>>82395730 (OP)
Went to a happy ending shack and couldn't make the dingle smile. She slapped my hand and gave me the tiny water bottle instead after my 30 minutes was through
*feelsbadman*
Anonymous No.82396243 >>82396538
>>82395730 (OP)
Genuinely where do people find escorts? Do big cities really have whores literally on the side of the road that you can pick up whenever you want?
Anonymous No.82396538
>>82396243
Everything is on the internet grampa, numerous listing sites, review sites so you don't get scammed, nobody risks with some street walker.
Anonymous No.82396638
>>82395730 (OP)
No. I always said when i got desperate enough I would. But so far I have never felt so desperate that I'd bother doing so. The idea still seem gross and depressing to me as of now. That being said one night I did get extremely high on o-dsmt and message and even call a bunch of escorts but I just trolled them and wasted their time. I guess that was a form of testing the waters? Anyways yeah that was like 5 or 6 months ago and never even thought of it since then. Jerking off still pretty much does the trick. The risk of getting busted in a sting operation and having your life ruined definitely makes it even more unappealing than it already is.

29yrs old btw.