Thread 82399169

Poisoning myself today, so I don't have to tomorrow kind of day.

>>82399169 (OP)
Hey don't kill yourself please OP
I love you please don't poison yourself

Poison?! Why?!

>>82399169 (OP)
where am i gonna get cute plana images now?

>>82399169 (OP)
Pooping myself today, so I don't have to tomorrow kind of day.

My body completely crashed out yesterday, but today I could run downhill, uphill and sideways on like new legs I never had before. Maybe this is the old man endurance finally unlocked. Of course, this baka mind decided to punish me with extra cauchemars in return.
>>82399214
So I can bandage it up later.
>>82399217
Owning lolis in 2025 is so boomer coded.

>>82399361
>So I can bandage it up later.
You're a cheeky one!

One more sip until I strat nostalgiaposting for random villages.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emowIOCUaC0
>>82399381
What brings you back? It's been awhile.

>>82399412
Long story short, I became petty normie so I left, started making big buckaroos and all, but then my body said lol no and now I'm basically a cripple due to autoimmune disease. So now I'm NEET once again with nothing to do all day other than lay in pain and I finally caved and came back here! It's a lot slower than I remember...

>>82399504
The universe keeps bringing bakas down to me, I guessss. Yes, since Discord is dead, any remotely interesting reason any fresh meat might end up here is gone.

>>82399533
Discord is dead? Who killed it?

>>82399589
Being a groomer or habbing BPD became too much of a meme, I guess. Gen Alphas growing up with Diddy and Epstein gonna make being a pedo too cringe.

I guess most robot culture is filtered through some political lens these days too.

>>82399604
I'm very out of the loop, I figured discord and all the bad things going on in it were thriving more than ever...
I'm just old and can't keep up with the times anymore!

>>82399652
Idk either to be desu. Am probs just repeating something I read from some autismo once. Society is an enigma to be ayh.

All this recent art just shows my witch getting bullied by new, younger, bustier witch. Hwy???

This boy sure needs to work on his comedic timing.

Sometimes it's funni seeing your own parents act like pouty teenagers and realizing ''Damn, shidd time doesn't actually fix anything, you gotta do it urself.''

I wanna be a riot grrrl, but I dontgeddit these high pitch shrieks sigh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPmDV34ESZo
All that glitters is not gold grrrl is qt doe.

Al that glittars is nat gald.... Gib

Reminds me wandering the woods during a snowstorm and I found a girle stuck in the snow and she thought the only reason I could possibly be there is I was there to dig her car out with a shovel. I had no shovel ofcs, I was just the local weirdo She mentioned her bf was on his way to save her, so I proceeded on my way...

When I was on high doses on schizo meds and felt half of my bodi freeze over like when you're habbing a heart attacke and then also forgot my bank logins, my dad thought it was joever and my brain had melted for good lole. Espc cause I was the math baka before.

>>82400443
>leaves situation completely unchanged
/drifting/
who here so unimpactful on reality so as to barely be real

High baka me got into a whole box of fancy cookies his gf kept hidden away, then went to harvest a whole bunch of them fancy American blueberries in our yard before our diorced millennial neighbor decided to get into them. Then I took their Golden Retriever TM ti the woods, but she got full those plants that stick to u lole. Funny doge. Alos, their haus is weird cause it's like split in the middle like an earthquake has hit it lole.

>brushing burrs out of dog fur
tangle spiky

Barbora was her name. Just like Airbud. Just like the delivery service the rich folk would get on our street all the time. I would never dare cause so many monsters holly shidd these hiccups don't stop.

Never mind. Trying to kill hiccups overloaded my tummy.

>>82400702
When viewing this image one simply has to image honking her little nosed closed in the door with audible comedic squeak

My slightly more sober self even tried to google exatcly what kind of plant that stick to you that was. What a dumb nerd as if anyone would've cared lole.
>>82400777
The devil faked these digits to tempt us.

Miss the dougs doe. The closest I've ever been to frolicking. When me and the Americn breed doge find some crabapples to snack on, then he scares soem partridges which makes me slightly upset, but then I cosider foraging some of these plentiful wild carrots before just settling with the blueberries cause I'd 100% poison myself... Sigh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SOUhIS5GcA
Evif tid indeed...

Some autimso who wrote an entire 1000 page book about my village said there used to be entire oak grooves there, but by my time the 4 remaining oaks were like a landmark sigh. Bakas from my village got raped and slaughtered by Germans back then too, so I guess it's a nice trade off or history repeats itself or idk.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GXwrOr9e_mU
Lidduraly me when trying to post something to appeal to Anglo-adjacted hos.

Sorry, am just upset they're replacing my butt hurting ramyun with instant rice. Liek what in the sraryman is instant rice. What in the lowest birthrate in e warudo is instant rice bro...

I wish I could entertain myself as easily as you seem to! I'm too dependent on needing other people around to keep me positive and happy.

>>82400383
All that Aisus is not sex.

>>82399604
Being a groomer or habbing sex with Aisu became too much of a meme, I guess.

>tfw too dependednt on other people to keep me unhappy
It do be like that.