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Anonymous No.82399737 >>82399797
AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH!
AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH!
BUT THERE IS A PLACE THAT I WON'T GO TO!
/r9k/. Because it's terrible. "Well go to..." Where? Go ahead name a place that has serious humans in it. Humans with brains in their tiny skulls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnRcoAWUbKo 2015? I'm glad people were still making classic AMVs at the time, I guess I was to.
You will never find a greater hive of pathetic simps and stupidity. Remember that star wars remix song? They used it in AMV Hell, maybe I should get those again I don't know. I should probably apply for a job so I can make money.

Wouldn't it be so great if I made my own money instead of sucking it straight out of all your wallets if you're Canadian. I'm just sucking you off all day long. just SLUUUURRRRRP all your money. I don't even get welfare because society hates me, they only reduce my rent as if rent is-- anyway, I wish I could go back to living outside genuinely but I'm taking care of someone kind of. I don't know, at this point, $100 in a week, I guess I could generate AI images and open a patreon, people were doing that I have to assume that's over now.
Anonymous No.82399752
I like to think of r9k as hell from the divine comedy if only I could find my guide out of this hell
Anonymous No.82399797 >>82399861
>>82399737 (OP)
>Humans with brains in their tiny skulls.
Not in this thread, that's for sure.
Anonymous No.82399831 >>82399876
PONIES the anthology was objectively better than AMV Hell, it had more heart to it, although PONIES the anthology lost that heart with the last few however much they have now.
Whereas AMV Hell 8... has not only lost the heart but it's also, well, if you've suffered through both versions you know. If you know you know. It's like Mr Plinkket talking about Spielberg, I guess what's his name just couldn't shovel down the crap this time. He's old (gandalf) so. My cunny's palms are sweat, little heart pumping, body not heavy, there's cum on her-- I'll write the full parody later.

There's a temporary work thing which is far better than having a "job". Hey. YOUR JOB NEEDS YOU, not the other way around. See you should watch severance, if only it kept up a proper theme. And had murder, you're waiting for the "hunger games" to start the whole time, not that I've seen hunger games but it's about killing right? Maybe that one Mahou Shojo is a better example. Is that finished now? How come they don't make more anime of that, I was watching this thing and I don't know japanese people kind of suck big carrots because they don't accept the reality they are wasting away and refuse to blame themselves. The point is the director of Frieren I think it was blaming overseas for the trash anime I mean but yes they should make more Ikusei Keikaku or whatever, they won't but it was like that, anyway I could start going to the temporary work thing but yeah I could do that, I have to leave my apartment at 4:00 AM does that sound reasonable to you? WHATEVER IT IS THEY BELIEVE IT!
I am frankly kind of sick and I wish the church understood this it's a whoel thing anyway I guess internet today was useless, no internet tomorrow it's a friday. "It's a schmoove level, idiot."
Anonymous No.82399861 >>82399876
>>82399797
You're thinking about giving up aren't you? You're saying "it's too hard." aren't you? You're saying things like "Why did I do that!?" Don't give up. Look to the sun, be like the sun, it never fails. Your best years are still ahead of you, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, not even yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NobTQClFY
Anonymous No.82399876 >>82399974
>>82399861
>>82399831
I love you you adorable schizo I don't know if you know what you're saying
Anonymous No.82399974 >>82399989
>>82399876
I do know what I'm saying and everything I say has a purpose and intended message, which I say is easy to understand at all times, but if not then would not matter as there's nothing to say on social internet anyway, no, not on the social internet it won't matter, but feeling matters the feeling of words and where in the mind they came from.

That song reminds me of an english song but which one. My mind wants to go to I Cannot Tell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T35QYEFTl6Y I have an mp3 of a performance of the song and the person singing, I've never said "go off king!" uniroincally and outloud. He just lays into the high note so hard, it may be the most impressive performance I've ever heard recorded. The most impressive musical achievement recorded is definitely Kang's Last Rose of Summer violin performance, that is her real name, just because her pizz is so clear though I feel like I heard a clearer one once before, I deleted all my music though at one point. Anyway I Cannot Tell isn't exactly the same there's another song I was thinking of probably that does sound like it. The arms of an angel? Probably that's what I was thinking about. Yeah. That's what it sounds like. Dude they never used that song in AMV Hell, there's a perfect scene in Heaven's lost property where the big booby one is carrying him in his arms, and play that music, I made that little clip once. YOU KNOW if they actually INVITED me to AMV Hell 8 I could have sent it.
Anonymous No.82399989 >>82400050
>>82399974
Anon I love you have you slept at all last night
Anonymous No.82400050
I CANNOT TELL, why he whom angels worship, would carry his cross, for the degenerates of /r9k/. For a sick little creep like me. The mystery of God's love. The only unexplained. I think maybe that is the recording because yeah you can't even get much clearer than that, the pizz.
Okay I think actually it's a female singing the song of the other recording I'm talking about. So is that less impressive I guess. See, I liked not knowing if it was a boy or girl. But she sounds like a young boy. Young boys of course have the best singing voice, I mean have you ever heard hakuna matata when the kid comes in "It means no worries, for the rest of your days." or just any of the little boys singing their cringe songs online, they're amateurs but still sound good because they have the best possible voice, women come in second, then men, then little girls, you ever hear a little girl sing? It's awful. You don't have little girl choirs okay. But it was a woman signing.
I was going to say something that I forgot, but I will say the Vigilante Hero Academia thing is pretty neat. Just thought of that because there's a character who has the power to sing, she dresses like a whore, so, I don't know if I can go back to watching it and finishing it from where ever I was I was also looking at the comic.

>>82399989
I sleep a few hours at different times of the day/night.
Anonymous No.82400062
Oh yes I was going to mention about the Lion King PC game, with Timon and Pumba and it was just a bunch of mini games. I feel like it was the kind of game that came with cereal boxes. Remember that game? because me and my brother would always play that so much.
Anonymous No.82400163
The wikipedia page doesn't say anything about coming in a cereal box, which is weird, because it definitely did come in one at some point. But also I didn't know it was made for the SNES as well.

I didn't mention I was going to try and discover whether that AMV was made by an actual person or a female. Females actually made, females are funny, they read romantic novels unironically so that's pretty funny, but then they also watch these weird anime and you go to manga websites and look at the newest stuff. And there's ALWAYS a TON of manga with this HOOOOORRRRBILE artwork, but you instantly know it's for female 3D pig nasty creatures. Women are attracted to men, and men are not attractive, therefore women don't' really know what looks good, hence why they dress so horribly, they dress like sluts and you say "why do they do that" because they physically do not know in their mind what looks good so they assume if they just dress like a prostitute they will be able to suck cock, I guess. And by the way, they have no shame in having a dick in their mouth. That's the kind of creature you want to talk to on an emotionally intellectually equal playing field? okay.

I forgot what I was saying, but yes ugly ugly artwork and gay romance boring trash. But females make really funny abridged series sometimes, I think females can be very funny. If they're able to laugh at themselves because inherently they are funny anyway. There's some AMVs I remember I notice just gone from the internet, everything must fade away eventually. And I no longer am the keeper of all these things. Maybe I should have been but I made my decision.