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Anonymous No.82401908 >>82401917 >>82401940 >>82401950 >>82402066 >>82402068 >>82402904 >>82403342 >>82403922 >>82404723 >>82404837 >>82404917 >>82405011 >>82405040 >>82405925
What makes women so unfunny?
Anonymous No.82401917 >>82403561 >>82406924
>>82401908 (OP)
Black women are pretty funny. I wonder if it's because they have the highest androgens of any type of woman
Anonymous No.82401919
Your disdain for them.
Anonymous No.82401940 >>82404837 >>82404968
>>82401908 (OP)
Women never really have to develop charisma or charm because they are already the gatekeepers of all in-group social clout by default. It's like the kid who was naturally smart in grade school and understood/remembered things instantly, and so they never developed study habits because they never had to try academically during those formative years.
Anonymous No.82401950 >>82404844
>>82401908 (OP)
Humour is a coping mechanism. Laughter is a stress or anxiety response. Men typically have to cope with their suffering via humour whereas women tend to have support networks.

Consider that, while out hunting, or while at war with another tribe, it was likely a man would see the most obscene and horrifying things. He'd see his friend disemboweled by a lion and would just have to live with that image, and making light of it was a way of dealing with that. I remember my great-great uncle was telling me a story about some war he was in, can't remember what, and he said that one of his friends stuck his head out of cover and immediately had the top half of his head blown off. My great-great uncle laughed a bit, then said "poor guy" and finished his story.

Humour is a coping mechanism. Women rarely have to cope with things the way men do. When a woman is upset, she is allowed to cry and be upset. Men just cope.
Anonymous No.82401963
She's very cute but yeah idk about that video
Anonymous No.82401999 >>82402029
Some of the funniest people I know are women. They're rare but they exist.
Anonymous No.82402029 >>82402046 >>82403149
>>82401999
This. OP just doesn't talk to women or his sense of humor is just "haha dead nigger kids".
Anonymous No.82402046
>>82402029
>"Dead nigger kids"
"That was....pretty funny"
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.82402066
>>82401908 (OP)
Imagine fucking her but instead of moaning she laughs like Peter
Anonymous No.82402068
>>82401908 (OP)
>What makes women so unfunny?
>posts the funniest shit ever
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.82402103 >>82402139 >>82402143
Almost all men are unfunny too.
Anonymous No.82402139 >>82402448 >>82403149 >>82403375
>>82402103
"Bb...b..but... dead nigger kids? Why aren't you laughing?"
Anonymous No.82402143 >>82402221
>>82402103
I get the point but he couldn't have picked something women didn't just statistically suck more at?
Anonymous No.82402221 >>82402280
>>82402143
Meta-analyses show no significant difference for women/men in math in highschool and female advantage pre-highschool. Women are cooking men in academics in all other areas. Maybe men are just dumber?
Anonymous No.82402280 >>82402300
>>82402221
eh, men score quite a bit better on the math part of the SAT, meta-analyses show a either no or a slight advantage for men
>Women are cooking men in academics in all other areas
this isn't really true because men still tend to outperform women when it comes to higher academia, I guess if you're looking at normies trying to get a random degrees with passing grades from okayish schools it's a bit different.
Anonymous No.82402300 >>82402339
>>82402280
>score quite a bit better on the math part of the SAT
Source?
>men still tend to outperform women when it comes to higher academia
Oof, not even close.
Anonymous No.82402321 >>82402329
normie women have never made me laugh. it has only been autistic girls.
Anonymous No.82402329
>>82402321
i forgot, both normie and autistic guys have made me laugh
Anonymous No.82402339 >>82402383
>>82402300
>Source?
https://reports.collegeboard.org/media/pdf/2024-total-group-sat-suite-of-assessments-annual-report-ADA.pdf
>Oof, not even close.
depends on the field
Anonymous No.82402383 >>82402440
>>82402339
>0.8% difference
"quite a bit better" lol
>women get more PhDs, Master's degrees, etc., but it they don't have the exact same interests as men
fascinating
Anonymous No.82402440
>>82402383
>>0.8% difference
>"quite a bit better" lol
either you didn't notice or you're trying to be sneaky but the pic your posted was from the PSAT/NMSQT part and not the SAT part, where the difference is higher.
And obviously the difference get even more significant when looking at the distrubution of high scores, where 11% of boys and 7% of girls got over 700, I'd expect it to be even more significant when you get closer to perfect scores.
>>women get more PhDs, Master's degrees, etc., but it they don't have the exact same interests as men
>fascinating
Not all subjects are created the same
Anonymous No.82402448
>>82402139
Im laughing
very loudly
Anonymous No.82402465 >>82402497 >>82402937
Is there anything more pathetic than arguing which group is better when neither of you are going to amount to anything anyways? You are just riding off others achievements and acting as if that makes you better
Anonymous No.82402497
>>82402465
That is fair I guess, I'm fairly content with my academic achievements but there are many men and women who have done things I could only dream of, and I very much respect them all.
with that said might as well argue about it online, it's fun
Anonymous No.82402904
>>82401908 (OP)
They don't have to be
Anonymous No.82402937
>>82402465
No, not really. It's really funny when whites v anyone go at it claiming the achievements of """""their""" """"ancestors"""" to one up each other. Delusional faggots need a wake up call.
Anonymous No.82403149
>>82402029
>>82402139
I find Tarantino's writing to be funny. A lot of people do, anon.
Anonymous No.82403342
>>82401908 (OP)
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Anonymous No.82403375
>>82402139
>DEAD NIGGER BABIES
*Laugh track plays
>DECEASED NEGRO FETUSES
*Laugh track plays
>JUVENILE JIGGABO CARCASES
*laugh track plays*
Anonymous No.82403561 >>82404949
>>82401917
they are funnier on average, it's true
Anonymous No.82403922
>>82401908 (OP)
She's not even doing the dance correctly. Bitch is pissing me off.
Anonymous No.82404723 >>82404733 >>82404890
>>82401908 (OP)
Why are men so funny?
Anonymous No.82404733 >>82404803
>>82404723
mechanism refined over 20,000 years to secure mates
Anonymous No.82404803 >>82405837
>>82404733
I don't think that's how genetics work, the funny gene would still be passed down to a female child. A tall father is going to have a tall daughter
Anonymous No.82404837
>>82401908 (OP)
>>82401940
Yeah and they can't self-deprecate and be wrong about anything... ever. Which is a lot of humor. Too afraid of negative judgement, women are.
Anonymous No.82404844
>>82401950
That's a good effort post too, like the humor is about making light of reality itself and women don't get on that level.
Anonymous No.82404890
>>82404723
Non-Chad men have to be funny if they ever want friends or gfs. Women just have to exist to get infinite attention and validation. Only one gender faces any evolutionary pressure.
An0nymous No.82404917
>>82401908 (OP)
>What makes women so unfunny?
women
Anonymous No.82404949
>>82403561
this girls stuff is actually great and shes like freaky athletic.
Anonymous No.82404968
>>82401940
>the kid who was naturally smart in grade school and understood/remembered things instantly, and so they never developed study habits because they never had to try academically

I feel called out. I thought this was about women.
Anonymous No.82405011
>>82401908 (OP)
They don't get rewarded for humor, they get rewarded for being attractive. Some funny chick isn't gonna get views unless she is also hot.
Hot women don't have a lot to joke about, hot ethnic women can make fun of men of their ethnicity, that's a pretty big one.
To be funny you have to be relatable, and no one can relate to hot women.
Anonymous No.82405040
>>82401908 (OP)
it's not fair, but there's something lacking in women comedians. To be truly hilarious requires a natural animal magnetism that few people have. They are almost exclusively men who have it. They can make something funny with an expression, an inflection in their voice, a look in their eye, some subtle things in the way they present themselves. Most men can't do it either, it's just that the people who can do it, are almost always men.
Anonymous No.82405837 >>82405923
>>82404803
>A tall father is going to have a tall daughter
yeah but she's gonna be shorter than the son
You dpn't think that's genetic?
Anonymous No.82405923
>>82405837
Not how evolution works think about it
Anonymous No.82405925
>>82401908 (OP)
You have to radiate a masculine demeanor and certain traits that women don't have. Some women are quirky, good at storytelling and know how to surprise people without being politically correct, just talking about vaginas or bashing incels or whatever but that's kinda rare. They've never had to be good at humor to get by in life. For men it's almost a survival mechanism and they have natural advantages. It's impossible to catch up in an environment like that, it's like expecting women to do well in male sports.
Anonymous No.82406924
>>82401917
Nah it's just that they're ugly af