Thread 82403881

Here you go moid. No poison this time. Piiiinky promise.

that looks like a good ass sandwich

What the fuck, where's my poison? I want it, extra strong too.

>>82403881 (OP)
>playing Russian roulette with a tasty sandwich
kino

>>82403881 (OP)
>there are people, historically speaking, who ate a delicious sandwich from a woman they trusted and loved
>shortly afterwards, they immediately woke up in the afterlife
>"WHAT THE FUCK", they probably thought. "HOW IN THE FUCK DID I DIE"
>"don't worry man", the other guys must have told him. "We all fell for the Ol' Spicy Sandwich too"

>>82403881 (OP)
I only like baloney sandwiches bitch, now get on it

>>82403881 (OP)
Why would you even talk about poisoning me :(

>>82403881 (OP)
>no poison
I see plenty of poison in that image. I would really appreciate it if you gave me raw meat instead of this toxic grain sludge

>>82403881 (OP)
Take the crust off :(

>>82403881 (OP)
Thanks love <3

I'm going to pass, thanks.
That bread looks like it was made with basedbean oil.

>>82403881 (OP)
>tfw no fembot gf who poisons my food to keep me sick so I have to rely on her for everything

>>82403881 (OP)
I know it's not poisoned because nobody cares enough about me to want me dead. I wish somebody hated me enough to want to kill me, it's better than total invisibility
I'm not loved or despised, I may as well not exist. Even if it is poisoned, me being dead makes no difference to anyone, not even myself

>>82403982
read misandrist tiktok comment sections, poisoning men a surprisingly common topic

>>82403881 (OP)
>BITCH I SAW YOU CROSS YOUR FINGERS
>*eats it anyways*
>*dies*

>>82403881 (OP)
>No poison this time
okay

>>82403881 (OP)
I don't eat meat. Also I don't want females to make me food, I want to make food with females, as a collaborative act and way to bond. It sucks that y'all are so conservative.

>>82405064
based ick weaponizer