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Anonymous No.82404924 >>82404939 >>82405719 >>82406009
can therapists provide happy pills so I can shut my brain off and be a normie?
Anonymous No.82404931 >>82406008 >>82406099
best they can do is 15mg of doesnothingipinitol or send you to the psych ward
Anonymous No.82404939 >>82405047 >>82406156 >>82406341
>>82404924 (OP)

Don't reveal your power level to therapists ever. They can lock you up and it's not like jail where the prison sentence is definite and finite - you are locked up until they deem you fit to exist in society again. I've seen Instagram reels where they literally joke about this like it's funny. Unfortunately, masking around your therapist completely defeats the point of therapy. Just do introspection, meditate, and work on astral projection to escape the meat matrix of the Demiurge's imperfect material prison.

Good luck, anon.

Also, drugmaxxing.
Anonymous No.82405047 >>82406156
>>82404939
I've found that if you're a good liar you can just come up with a fake life to tell the psychiatrist about that sort of resembles your own, but more importantly steers them in the direction of prescribing whichever pill you're after. They see dozen new people every day. They aren't really paying attention.
An0nymous No.82405719
>>82404924 (OP)
no, i don't think they want to
Anonymous No.82406008
>>82404931
>puts u on 23 1/2 pillz every day
>u gain 200 pounds
>die
Anonymous No.82406009
>>82404924 (OP)
no, therapists won't give you opioids, they'll give you zombie pills instead
Anonymous No.82406099
>>82404931
>or send you to the psych ward
Ok, can I find my wife in a psych ward?
Anonymous No.82406148
a therapist cannot prescribe you anything. also instead of "happy pills", i call it "crack". i don't even take it everyday. i only need to take it when i'm going somewhere.
Anonymous No.82406156
>>82404939
>>82405047
skill issue. if you can't into getting wherever you want in life, don't come crying about le therapists.
Anonymous No.82406341
>>82404939
Chad and Stacy can say just about whatever they want to the therapist and nothing bad will come of it, only undesirables face reprisal for speaking freely.
>t. Knower