Thread 82408887

>have terrible day at work like usual, end up at Target after work to buy some stuff
>Expecting mom notices I looked stressed and asks me what's wrong while in line to check out
>Slightly vent before steering to the topic her pregnancy
>Ask her basic stuff like when she's due, gender and if it's her first
>Really happy to tell me about it, from the ups and downs but how excited she is to meet her baby and become a mother
>Allows me to rub her bump which was a bit squishy while smiling and beaming, tells me her baby girl is sleeping and probably won't move
>Has to go and tells me she wishes me the best and I wish her well on a healthy baby and safe delivery
Man expecting moms just have a different aura about them, I know all aren't like this (many are probably moody and would definitely not let you touch their bump) but she treated me as well as if I were her own unborn baby girl.
Does anybody else have cute/positive stories of their interactions with expecting mothers?

>>82408887 (OP)
No. Not a women so we dont get this treatment

>>82408937
OP here I'm not a woman either..I'm a 30 year old man with a slight baby face

>>82408887 (OP)
Very wholesome. Meeting good and kind women, expecting or not, is always a welcoming experience.

>>82409014
I agree! Not that I have something against non-expectant moms, it just happens so that she was pregnant and was bubbly and kind to me. I don't know why but a woman smiling at me that seems genuine is enough to make me forget about my garbage job

Does nobody really have any positive stories to share :(((

where do you think you are? it's Friday, the weekly wagie holiday. that is good news for me.

>>82409379
Not everybody here a working adult in the United States :/

Not a mom but yesterday a baby was leaving the store and was waving like crazy and saying "goodbye everybody!! Goodbye everybody" it made me laugh and wave back

I enjoy chuckling to myself when a white trash mom is yelling at her crying kid at the store while their spiritually buck broken baby daddy just awkwardly looks at the stuff on the aisle. It's like a special treat for me, brings me back to being young, staying home and watching Jerry Springer, and reminds me that being a khhv who lives alone can be kinda BASED sometimes.

>>82409861
That's so cute!! Do you have any other stories :33

No but I have a pregnancy fetish so I would probably ask to rub my dick on her belly

Bumping da thread out of some pity interest

>>82408887 (OP)
>Does anybody else have cute/positive stories of their interactions with expecting mothers?
No. I just think pregnant ladies with nice faces are cute. Would like to feel their bumps kick me. I hope to have a family of my own one day.

Does anybody here actually want to become a good parent because their own weren't that great?

Bity bumping again :((

>>82411601
>been so long
seriously?

>>82412329
You haven't heard the Japanese supposedly take the meme safe periods to have sex while pregnant seriously?

>>82412605
I thought safe period meant when they weren't ovulating so they wouldn't get pregnant.

>>82412866
Oh desu is that it? Idk

>>82413699
>Oh desu is that it? Idk
I honestly don't know just assumed that but I'm no Japanese expert

>>82408887 (OP)
What the fuck letting some stranger male rub her belly.
This is definitely a woman that cheats after child birth

>allowing a stranger to rub her bump after they asked means they're a cheater
/r9k/ not beating the allegations for the congregation of the dumbest people on the site

>>82408887 (OP)
Damn, she totally mogged you. Just rubbing your face in the fact she's having sex and you're not

>>82414030
Tell me something I don't know, I'm happy for the happiness of others

>>82414115
That's great. I'm just joshing around. Anything to do with pregnancy, birth and babies is still insane to me at 33. So much hope, so many possibilities, a whole new person. What will they do? Could be anything. The excitement is contagious and it's good to get a taste of it. I'm at the point where crying babies don't even annoy me. It's a sign of life. The world might be better if everyone was so vocal and earnest about their dissatisfaction

>>82414326
That's an interesting way to see it. Guess it also fascinates me that I will probably never see this person again in my lifetime

>>82408887 (OP)
Lol you just got cuckolded. Girls only ask beta guys whats wrong why theyre frowning etc. they ask alphas to jackhammer their throat and cum inside their stomach. You shouldve stabbed her in her pregnant belly, pulled the fetus out and whipped it at sombody. Youre a piece of obnoxious trash, I hated your writing, you thought it was a poem or something but it just came across really dumbly.

>It just came across really dumbly
You could use an education yourself fucking moron zoomer

>>82414404
t. wannabe warrior that has never been in a fight or has any experience interacting with people

>>82408937
>waa waa only women get treated good
>anyway women are subhuman
I wonder why you get treated poorly

>>82415440
I agree with you but it's a completely natural reaction someone would have

'bort it.

Throw that unwanted undesirable nigger child in a dumpster.

>>82415735
>pointing a camera down there
>not running in there and scooping it up
Chinese video?

>>82411601
Yes. My would mom yell, curse, and hit me. My aunts would yell, curse, and hit their kids. My cousins and siblings yell, curse, and hit their kids.

>>82416661
I'm sorry to hear that :( hopefully things get better for ya

>>82411601
Yes both of my parents are really nice people but my mother is an incompetent retard and my father was constantly drunk. I just want to have a kid that is raised normally.

>>82417440
I'm cheering for you! I also hope to had a kid or two someday

>>82417737
I know this is probably fetish shit but I find it based

>>82408887 (OP)
>Expecting mom notices I looked stressed and asks me what's wrong
never once in the human history has this happened between two strangers

>NEET thinks all humans are the same one he spends countless hours arguing about dumb shit with
Try leaving your basement and interacting with a human that isn't your mother

>NEET thinks all people act like the dumbasses he spends his entire life arguing with
Try going outside and talking to somebody aside from your mother lol

>jeets suddenly freaking out for no reason
(lol

>>82418996
I want some butter chicken make it snappy

>>82418996
>saar i have many sexy time with your womans saar i am CEO of goggle

>>82408887 (OP)
It's hard to be a bitchy diva when you're so vulnerable and dependent on men for your safety. Being pregnant is a humbling experience.

>>82415735
bro thats straight up child murder
holy jesus females are so fucking ruthless

>>82419786
That's why women should be banned from university until they have at least 1 or 2 children.