Thread 82409333

Tell me your deepest, darkest secret that you've never told anyone. You can trust me.

I like pooping my pants

>>82409333 (OP)
I *almost* raped a guy
I'm a guy

Guy was drunk, I brought him home, he looked so cute, I kissed him for a while and then my roommate who also happens to be his friend walked in on me, and I got off of him real quick

Thankfully, nothing else came after it

>>82409333 (OP)
I say I hate people but I actually love people

>>82409333 (OP)
I have a oneitis id commit genocide to breathe the same air as her

>>82409396
I do the opposite

>>82409333 (OP)
>you can trust me

>>82409333 (OP)
I have bpd and try to hide it know one will ever know

>>82409425
Same, but I'm a psychopath

Nobody knows except my siss

>>82409442
its like im playing this kind person because I know it will have good effects on life but its all fake.

>>82409425
>>82409442
You're not as slick as you think. People can tell.

>>82409333 (OP)
I once stole a Snickers from 7-11 by putting it inside a Slurpee cup and filling it up. I only paid for the Slurpee

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

>>82409589
no they really dont if you do it well. if been called empathetic and such things so many times it just gets funny

>>82409333 (OP)
my big secret is that i am not a real person. ive felt this feeling for years, yet i havent told a single person. i prefer to keep it to myself and im not even sure how id begin to explain it. though sometimes it is extremely tiring and i have felt like i cannot keep it up for much longer, and my entire life may just collapse.

I was really horny going through puberty and did all kinds of weird sexual stuff to myself just to get off but my biggest achievement in the name of getting off was getting screwed by a dog.

>>82411135
Which happened around the age of 14 or 15 if I'm remembering correctly.

>>82411135
>tfw no absolutely disgusting fembot gf

>>82411172
You might want to sit down for this was but I'm a dude. Not sure what was going through my head when I decided to do that.

>>82411202
>tfw no absolutely disgusting trans fembot gf
You are the fourth dog fucker I've encountered on this board but the first to be male. Was it good?

>>82411238
I wouldn't do it again, if that's what you're getting at.

But damn was it something to remember. Hate to say it but I got my shit absolutely rocked. I've never felt anything as wild as that.

>>82409333 (OP)
I went through a hardcore gay / sissy phase during cv19 quarantine. It was literally just a phase and I have a GF now who would no doubt leave me if she ever found out. There are men out there who have pics of me doing stuff with them, but I try not to think about it too much.

>>82409589
Nah, people have legitimately said I'd be a good dad after watching me interact with kids and my one friend told me he laughs inside when people tell him how nice I am because he knows I would laugh if I watched a video of them dying.

>>82411452
Do they also think you're straight too or are you not able to mask your raging homosexuality as well as your psychopathy?

>>82411515
Oh no they think I'm straight