Thread 82411543

What's it like when a 30+ year old virgin finally gets a girlfriend?

>>82411543 (OP)
Never actually witnessed it but I imagine it's very dysfunctional. Better off learning women suck for yourself while you're still young.

>>82411543 (OP)
i hope that i will be able to answer your question soon, and i hope that i won't become someone who can never answer this question
god it's so sad

>>82411543 (OP)
im 35 but im sure this was all just a big misunderstanding so far and my best years are ahead. ill answer this when i get a gf (soon i hope)

>>82411543 (OP)
he cooms, of course

>>82411555
>very dysfunctional
any relationshiphavers here wanna try to list some things that you think someone like that should know before attempting to get into a relationship? it would really suck if somehow the stars were to align after all and a faint glimmer of a chance with someone might arise, only for it to end the second she realizes you are literally retarded.

No greentext, but
Got a fembot gf, rented airbnb, met her finally, hugged her, was really happy, lost my virginity and gave her kisses everywhere, came inside her, met her family, made her food the whole time I was there and just cuddled and watched anime
Abducted her and she lives with me now, I love her more than anything
I am proposing soon, I have the ring

>>82411613
i have no idea what your personality is or anything but just be honest, say you are a retarded virgin
worked for me

>>82411543 (OP)
at that point you can only become a betabuxxer

>>82411581
ur my same age and also a virgin
its such a shitty life i hate it i hate it i hate it
i hate being so powerless and a virgin and all this shit
it sucks
why is this world so shitty i cant stand it

>>82411543 (OP)
I'm 34 and never experienced dating, kisses, sex, let alone a girlfriend. I still want to, but I don't want a single mom, so that make an already hard task even harder.

I'm content how I am though. You find other stuff to take your mind of the loneliness (vidya, weed, yard work, etc).
I've proudly embraced the "based stoner uncle" archetype.

>>82412036
I'm the same at 33.
I don't know how I feel anymore. I don't care that much for a partner after the hornyness during my 20s. I still think being loved would be far better than staying alone.

>>82411543 (OP)
WE ALL HAD HER

WE ALL HAD HER, BUT YOU MARRIED HER

i don't actually knowl;_;