Thread 82412612

Is this what fembots are doing between posts right now?

>>82412612 (OP)
being in control of fembot's vibrator!
kissing fembot deeply as she has multiple orgasms from me teasing her with her toys!
licking up all of fembot's goon juice!
putting in fembot's plug and pressing against her with her clit jackhammer while I cum inside fembot!

>>82412612 (OP)
Yeah they're all a bunch of perverts who can't stop touching their clits.

Would be if the younger guy I goon with on camera wasn't working late. Stuck listening to Youtube instead of riding a dildo that connects to his onahole

>>82413050
why do you even browse r9k if you have a boyfriend

>>82412852
foids are literally just twinks with micropenises. remind me why we let them vote again?

>>82413050
>instead of riding a dildo that connects to his onahole
what sorcery is this?

>>82413050
>get fembot gf
>have web 6.0 e-sex with her
>get her e-pregnant

>>82413156
Lovense toys. They sell a bundle specifically marketed for long-distance stuff. Riding/stroking the dildo makes the onahole stroke on its own I guess, and thrusting into the onahole makes the dildo vibrate.
>>82413160
Should've used a firewall
>>82413131
I'm mentally ill and not really sure I'd call him my boyfriend so much as just someone I masturbate with

>>82413240
>not really sure I'd call him my boyfriend so much as just someone I masturbate with
Oh can I join in then

>>82412612 (OP)
that's all fembots do, eromanga is their life cause robots are the worst.

>>82413253
ah come on, don't pretend like most of us don't like that they are that way

>>82412852
wow, i've never seen a clit dick that cute before. i imagine this chick is on T but only for like a couple months?

>>82412612 (OP)
No they're being bred by Jamal, silly

>>82413246
I really don't want to have to get comfortable enough with a new person to do that. I just don't masturbate if he's not available

>>82413269
If I'm into what you're into it probably won't be a problem
I'm kidding I don't want to either

>>82413261
i had an ex with a clit almost as big, it was hot that you could see her visibly aroused

>>82413155
Because they have their hair long and paint a mask on that our brains go AWOOOGA and think with our cocks vs recognizing that if they cut their hair short and weren't allowed to wear makeup they would be called FAGGOTS if it wasn't the fact they don't have cock and balls.

>>82412852
Conversion therapy protocol where the dicks get smaller and smaller until they're actually just clits and you fuck the front butt

>>82413050
I need to have bluetooth vrchat esex with a goonette teach me your ways

>>82413240
>I'm mentally ill and not really sure I'd call him my boyfriend so much as just someone I masturbate with
Where do I find this but more voyeurish like she masturbates while I watch unseen. I'm fine with being mean or nice, I can critique everything about her or be incredibly supportive. Or just never say anything. Whatever floats her boat.

>>82414271
>while I watch unseen.
I highly doubt you're gonna find that since girls have to at least know you're not some 50 year old Indian

>>82414312
I've had it before. Some girls like it because it's vaguely dehumanizing but "safe" since no one is telling them what to do. It's not a common thing to want as far as I can though.

>>82413240
>I'm mentally ill and not really sure I'd call him my boyfriend so much as just someone I masturbate with

how did u even make this arrangement

>>82412612 (OP)
I just scratch myself cause it gets itchy every now and then, I use a razor to shave 'cause I'm scared of using wax, and shaving creams that burn the hair follicle are too aggressive for my skin down there.

>>82415290
I could bite each hair off of you individually. It would be very gentle

>>82415312
That would not be good lmao. I shave to the best of my ability but when the hair follicle slowly grows it just itches a bit.
Same if I get slightly lubricated. I just quickly go to the bathroom, dry, and return to bed.

>>82412612 (OP)
yes but I'm reading yaoi instead

>>82412612 (OP)
Women don't goon much.
The "I masturbate every day" women are a loud minority.

>>82415347
What if you get...more than slightly lubricated?

>>82415359
I do like looking at erotic material and saving nice art or photos of people, but it's not enough motivation for me to feel the need to masturbate. Voices and an emotional connection do it for me.
>>82415361
I still doubt I'll get lubricated from getting my hair pulled out with teeth. Thank you for the interest, though.

>>82415390
>I still doubt
But you've never tried it. Also I'm not pulling them out that would hurt. I'm using my razor sharp, rat-like teeth to carefully cut each hair while also using my tongue to soothe and excite the flesh

>>82415405
Damn, robot mating dances are creepy.
No wonder you guys don't succeed.

>>82415601
She'll grow to love me if I excite the flesh enough

>>82415601
I must admit that I don't know what to say so I'd rather stay silent. I was told in /int/ that this board is quite... Something. Yikes.

>>82415622
My teeth and clattering in discontent, how dare you mock my efforts! Your flesh shall remain unexcited. Mourn your loss!

>>82412612 (OP)
seems pretty chillin

>>82415405
>while also using my tongue to soothe and excite the flesh
Fucking based, anon. Don't let the foid change you

>>82416238
Hey, try getting aroused while someone's shaving your pubes with their teeth, I assure you, you won't want to kiss them after, kek.

>>82412612 (OP)
I don't get how you can just masturbate to an image. There are no sounds, no movement, nothing, it's just a drawing

>>82412852
>this is what men are dying for
>literal micropenis
lol

>>82416959
>I don't get how you can just masturbate to an image. There are no sounds, no movement, nothing, it's just a drawing
It's not the drawing, they are reading the story, which turns them on, the situation. It's why women loved 50 shades. They self inserted as the plain girl picked up by a billionaire

>>82416972
Pretty much, imagining a context is what makes the image all the much sexier, sometimes I prefer images and audio over just regular porn. The femporn thread in /h/ is full of good content for example.

>>82415290
You stupid bitch. Stop shaving. Don't even trim. Let your bush grow out the way it's supposed to be.