Thread 82414565

fucking shitter won't let me buy beer because I look like a 14 year old girl

MY ID SAYS I AM 18 YOU FUCKING CUNT IT ISN'T FAKE HE ALWAYS REJECTS IT FUCK YOU

>>82414565 (OP)
It's 21 to buy alcohol idiot

>>82414565 (OP)
why not get someone to buy beer for you then?

>>82414580
I live in Australia dumbass
>>82414585
because I'll probably get the cops called on me or some shit

>>82414598
>living in a fake country
I stopped caring about your plight

>>82414598
>I'll probably get the cops called on me
for wanting to buy beer when you're of age? get real
bring the guy another id then, some other document that proves your age so he shuts the fuck up about it

though frankly you're not missing out on much, beer usually fucking sucks
buy wine instead

>>82414607
I prefer beer when I'm not trying to get shitfaced, wine is nice
I am SHOWING HIM MY FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENSE

>oh sorry but I can't let you buy this beer
>why??
>gives a fucking face like I know why

>>82414598
Are you looking for a spouse! My foidnigger, I got a couple good guys looking to plap. I also am interested in taking you for a ride around the block.

>>82414621
>shitfaced
just drink water and eat something, both of those slow down (and water "reverts") alcohol absorption
is there no other id in australia or something? and if he still refuses when you have an original id on you, then yeah call the cops on him
can't refuse service for you if you're not doing anything wrong

>>82414648
I got my college id but I leave it in my locker... at the college

they're legally allowed to refuse me service, aren't they?

>>82414648
>yeah call the cops on him
For what? You can refuse service to anyone you want. It's not a legal matter.

>>82414670
>I leave it in my locker... at the college
well it exists for a reason

>>82414687
sorry, poor choice of words on my part, more like they shouldn't, but yeah they legally can
but i mean, if OP can't get anyone to buy them some beer, what else are they supposed to do?

>>82414565 (OP)
go to sketchier places that don't even card you at all that's what I used to do

>>82414565 (OP)
what aus state are you in anon ill get you your alcohol

>>82414621
How can you have a driver's licence if you can't reach the pedals?
*Pats your head*

>>82414705
yeah but this place is 2 minutes away
>>82414708
there's this asian grocery store under me, but they've only got asian alcohol and ONE brand of beer, and it tastes like ass
>>82414736
NSW
>>82414751
seats go real low bro

>>82414756
>2 minutes away
from what, your college?
go fetch the id then, otherwise just go somewhere else
if they ain't taking your money, someone else will

>>82414756
im in a different state sorry anon

>>82414771
No, the bottle shop
>>82414773
oh well

>>82414813
>No, the bottle shop
then go somewhere else, why insist on that place?
>inb4 because it's close
if they're not letting you buy what you want the place might as well not exist, go somewhere else

>>82414565 (OP)
Why do you always go to the same place homie? Is it really that complicated?

>>82414833
because only two out of the like 6 that work there don't let me buy, the rest do, and I don't know who's working when
>>82414882
what I said and it's also close

>>82414756
I get carded in Sydney, have never been carded when I'm in Queensland.
What do you look like?
A flat small Asian girl?

>>82414902
Just stock up whenever you go out further away, its not that complicated

>>82414908
I'm just mostly short with a small chest

also I'm white, basically pale

>friend found a driver's license in a parking lot
>took it and memorized all of the details on it
>didn't even look anything like the guy
>would sometimes asked random questions about it and he'd give convincing replies
>used it and bought tons of booze without failing a single time with it because cashiers don't give a fuck about their jobs

>>82414951
>small chest
you dont get to decide that foid
show us dem titties

>>82414951
You really are made for cuddling indoors.
Next time don't go into the bottleo with your school uniform on.
Even if it's your year 12 jersey

>>82414902
>only two out of the like 6 that work there don't let me buy
can't you talk to the ones that do let you buy to put in a good word for you with the two faggots who don't?
or ask the manager or something i dunno man, you got a valid id so they'd be losing a client
again, go somewhere else if all else fails

>>82414565 (OP)
Then go find another liquor store. Its funnier when I don't need to show ID since I look like a guy in his mid to late 30s despite being 26 yrs old.

>>82414580
Not in the UK or some other parts of the world. It is in the US here but not in the rest of the world. >>82414565 (OP)
Then go to another store.

>>82414981
except I can and I did
>>82415008
my school uniform?
>>82415016
the manager is one of the ones who refuses me

why do they care if they lose a client? they're not getting paid based on business
>>82415054
read the thread, it's not always and this one is the closest

>>82415699
>except I can and I did
foids like you need correction

>>82414565 (OP)
So true sis. I look like a 16 year old so obviously I get my ID checked everywhere but recently, a woman almost refused to sell me my whiskey because she seriously thought that I was using my brother's ID. Like goddamn I kind of get it, but underage retards are going to be buying those Smirnoff lemon mixes, not aged scotch so leave me alone because I am a mature and sophisticated adult.

>>82415699
>Not always an option
Well, then unless you want to make the drive or trip for a six pack, idk what to tell you boss. Ask a friend if they can hook it up, when you can just try another store.
You're of age, that one guy thinks you're underage but you're not. Do they sell booze at actual grocery stores? Where i'm at they sell cheap beer like budweiser and bud light at nearly every grocery store.

>>82414565 (OP)
Just be my loli wife in ddlg marriage and I'll buy you some if you'll be good girl. You aren't getting any when pregnant with out children though.

went back just now and one of the nice guys was serving, got my beer

>>82416504
THATS ANOTHER WIN FOR SHEILAS

>get carded when I shave
>get mistaken for my sibling's parent when I don't
in fairness I have white in my facial hair already.

Why do you want to drink OP?
I can't drink so I never really got the fuss.

>>82416571
brain feels funny, and I actually like the taste of beer... some beer...

>>82416580
nta but what beer are you drinking right now?
I'm your neighbour across the pond and I'm having some gin tonight

>>82416643
4 pines pacific ale

>>82416650
>fruity beer
big ups
I think gin is now my favourite spirit, I like the juniper and the herbs in it

>>82414565 (OP)
I think maybe because you're an ugly fatty fuck

>>82416861
big ups indeed

goodnight
>>82417012
wow, try to project less next thread