Thread 82415198

I'll start:
>be me 5 years ago
>trying to go home from class (uni) on ebike
>BLM protesters blocking the roads/sidewalks out
>people start going over bushes & fences to get out.
>protestors rush to block the people trying to do that
>as the protestors are distracted by this, a black guy who looks like (no joke) J cole walks up behind a protestor girl and snatches her fanny pack and takes off.
>She starts screaming and other protestors gather around her creating a gap.
>I go full throttle with my bike through the hole and gtfo of there.
It was very amusing to me. Anyways what about you?

a squirrel got in front of my car and then i ran his ass over
instant karma or something

>>82415225
Stupid animals deserve to die

>>82415198 (OP)
Sometimes niggers are aight

>>82415198 (OP)
I do reselling, and if you go to thrift stores as often as I do, you often see the same people. And one of them is this crotchety old Karen. Anyways I'm looking through stuffed animals near her and one falls in her cart. She makes a huge deal out of this and LITERALLY calls the manager over and wants me kicked out of the store. The manager is like "he didn't do anything wrong", so she starts yelling at him so he has her removed but she calls the cops, long story short, she gets arrest (by the cops she called, all because a stuffed animal fell from a shelf into her cart.)
Never saw her again in any of the local thrift stores.

>>82415198 (OP)
>Whats the best instant karma you've ever seen?
When I was in army in Syria, I saw an Iraqi shooting straight up in the air (because his soccer team won) and a bullet came back down and domed his ass LOL.

>>82415198 (OP)
A guy that used to bully me in highschool ended up impregnating his girlfriend (also a classmate), and maybe not instant karma but like a couple months after that the bitch fell down some stairs and died, with the "baby" included

he seemed disturbed after that

>>82415392
>bitch fell down some stairs and died, with the "baby" included
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dud daa dun dun dun Another one bites the dust
Ah good times.