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Anonymous No.82415967 >>82416148 >>82416200 >>82416338 >>82417220 >>82417536
When cocks are afraid they twitch and ejaculate semen as a defense mechanism
While foids domesticated them for nutrients in said semen, it still stresses out the cock and may shorten its lifespan so please DO NOT MILK!
Anonymous No.82415994 >>82416037 >>82416225
This is why it should be more acceptable to wear penis armor. Steel or even a strong resin, anything that would envelope the member sufficiently to prevent erection. It would provide the safe feeling needed as well as a sense of security. A responsible foid would respect this need and keep the key as symbolic of the nutrition she desires while actively trying to minimize any loss of vitality. This allows it to be mutually beneficial.
Anonymous No.82416037
>>82415994
Penis armor goes crazy
Anonymous No.82416148
>>82415967 (OP)

>OHHHHH NOOOOOO, SHE'S MILKING THE WEINER!!!!
Anonymous No.82416200
>>82415967 (OP)
my dick is way thinner than that when looked at from the side
Anonymous No.82416202 >>82416225
That's why chastity cages are becoming more comon, to protect the penis from thots who wish to babytrap men
Anonymous No.82416225 >>82416301 >>82416305
>>82415994
>>82416202
dont forget to protect your pooper too
Anonymous No.82416301
>>82416225
>Plug your ass too moid
Nah, that's gay, I just don't want to be babytrapped.
Anonymous No.82416305 >>82416407
>>82416225
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE A SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous No.82416338 >>82416361 >>82417011 >>82417047 >>82417234
>>82415967 (OP)
What the hell is this? That guy can't be much bigger than 4 inches and yet he's getting his dick sucked by a girl? I thought girls hated small penises?
Anonymous No.82416361
>>82416338
The penis is trying to retract (unsuccessfully)
Anonymous No.82416407
>>82416305
no one can steal your shit if you dont shit
Anonymous No.82417011
>>82416338
My gf implied I'm small. But when she knows I'm gunning for anal she puts more effort in sucking and plays up how much she loves to swallow. Guess it's not so small after all when I'm in your ass, bitch.
Anonymous No.82417047
>>82416338
Not only that, but she can't even deepthroat it
Anonymous No.82417220
>>82415967 (OP)
Ejaculation is actually akin to vomiting, it can either occur due to motion sickness or by putting it somewhere that smells disgusting (this is why they cum quicker in stinky pussies).
Anonymous No.82417234
>>82416338
Women don't care about your penis size unless you're unattractive and have a micropenis wich is an actual medical condition
Anonymous No.82417536
>>82415967 (OP)
I just want to live in a society where I'm kidnapped and milked endlessly by women but this timeline is lame