Thread 82417969

hairy british fanny edition

Sexy Japanese smelly sweaty arse and slimy pussy grinding on my white pathetic cock edition.

the Geordie bloke in this (not a real Geordie) also voiced the Geordie prisoner in Monkey Dust. think his accent is a bit off tbqf.
Christopher Eccleston does a surprisingly good job in Our Friends in the North.

>>82417969 (OP)
Ruthmong loves a hairy fanny

>>82418012
Never had any fanny sadly.

>>82418026
what a shocker

>>82418026
>Never had any fanny sadly.
could have fooled me lad

Clean shaven for me please love

>>82418026
Sad but entirely your own fault

Ruth has a hairy fanny I reckon.

>>82418067
Doubt it. It's most likely nearly trimmed with a landing strip.

>>82418067
>>82418082
Some 20yo onlyfans bints have nasty meaty ones. Not her, though. Her's is an innie.

Not sure the last 3 posts are actually unique posters honestly lads.

bit scary, vaginas.

ruth has a shaved innie, charlie veitch told me so

Is she running tomorrow? Will I see her? I will watch iplayer too in case you see are ruth on tv.

>>82418109
Probably back then they were yeah. Nowadays they're all nice and shiny and wet and tasty and scrumdiddlyumptious.

shagging a victorian prostitute, imagine the smell

>>82418110
I don't know who that man is lad. I only like her.

>>82418120
they are still scary.

>>82418127
>I don't know who that man is lad
You know exactly who he is lad.

>>82418129
You must be gay mate because they look fucking lush.

>>82418053
If I met a nice lass when I was younger, I wouldn't have become the man I am today. A lot of lads just get very lucky.

>>82418129
you could have spoilered this. im literally having my dinner here.

There's a grim asmr thread on /r9k/.

>>82418145
sorry lad yeah i should have.
but also, it is art innit.

>>82418136
cocks don't look nice, either.
guess i'm asexual? (i'm not.)

I can't believe she told her fucking father. He made his socials private. I hope she didn't start crying to him because that's just a fucking pathetic overreaction. She knows this angers me. R wants me to suffer to be honest.

Why are you stalking her father on social media you incel freak

That's the garden sorted, plants, bushes and trees cut back.
Lets see what routine is being played out on /britfeel/. Oh, women's genitals and the Ruthmong character. I'll stick a film on then.

>>82418174
Wow bro so le crazy and twisted it just like taxi driver

>>82418196
Don't leave me here with this lot!

>>82418129
how come these all look really fucking grim but my gfs looks nothing like this? hers is really tidy looking and makes me want to stick my knob firmly up it then proceed to run spaffington.exe into her cervix. Come to think of it the last gf I had also had quite the tidy minge, first one didn't but was nothing like those ones, they truly are ghastly

It just like the mexican guy with bjork you dont get it the screen is in love with me yes Im pretty twisted and dark you may have noticed why so serious?

AI will generate me the kind of R I want to see once I get my new gpu.

Wow im so twisted and incel like le joker

>>82418195
I'm not he just likes being a very political man. Never liked Labour supporters.

>>82418107
the thread only has 6 or 7 posters lad, one mong makes most of the posts in every thread

Time to clean up the flat and do a bit of mopping then put away the shopping, then make din dins. Think I'll draw as well, may watch the road later, read the book and I enjoyed it. Seen it before but I do like a depressing end of the world film, truly one of the worst apocalypse scenarios in media that, its just cannibles, rape, more cannibles and more rape.

>>82418129
My favourite is the middle with the clit piercing. Yum.

>>82418049
Me? I think peak requires a maintained bit of bush on the pubic bone area with the lips and actual vagina cleanly shaven. This way it doesn't look like john carpenter monster, is nice and soft but retains a bit of bush which is visually appealing

>>82418196
no pictures of your legs today?

>>82418265
suppose I could do mine considering he wont post his

>>82418196
Thanks for reminding me I gotta do the lawn sometime.

>>82418174
She doesn't think or care about you enough to want you to suffer.

>cannibles
mongboy.jpg lad not around today?

>>82418283
Oh she will care if she carries on like this.

ITT: /britfeel/ admits they're nonces who want smooth, virginal vulvas.

>>82418265
I'm not the lad that posts his legs.
The opportunity is now there for some witty reply to me, like:
>Proof
>Why won't leglad post his legs

>>82418235
You only found out he supported Labour after extensive stalking you weird cunt. No wonder no woman has ever wanted to go near you. You're a worthless specimen

>>82418248
>cannibles

>>82418218
I like number 9

>>82418296
No she won't lol. You have absolutely no power to do anything to her, you are too scared to go to a shop let alone hurt her. You are a toothless, impotent coward and you know it. That's what bothers you the most

>>82418314
I'll have to commit ritualistic suicide now to recover from this shame.

>>82417969 (OP)
S2 of Alan Patridge was shit. Just a coked-out Coogan hamming it up for the cameras. S1 was perfection.

>>82418307
No he smugly admits it online. New Labour fucking started the beginning of the end for this country. They let the rapes of children go on, they embraced immigration in huge numbers. This country is now fucked unless you're some middle class man.

>>82418263
Nah, I prefer a nice hairy pussy tbqh. I recognise I'm in the minority though.

Her boomer dad is rich as fuck yet wants more. I just hate the middle class now.

>>82418348
I'm from a working class background and my life is great. Your failures are all your own fault. New Labour didn't force you to waste your entire teens and 20s playing shit computer games. That was your decision

Statistically most women have a hairy arsehole. The couple of women I've fucked have had hair on their arsehole. Only turbo whores and pornstars shave their arseholes.

>>82418375
I don't care. This country is fucked lad for white men like me. There are MORE PEOPLE THAN JOBS you mong. They expect me to WORK for a shit wage.

>>82418388
I find they have some awkward mole near there which kills the mood.

>>82418394
I'm also a white man. You are a whiny excuse merchant and that's why you have failed in life, in every single metric. It's you who decided to waste the best years of your life playing Runescape lad. You and you alone made that choice, and that's why your life is shit

I remember trying to apply for bennies. Sent lots of papers and it overwhelmed me. Binned it all in a rage. They make it difficult for a reason. They want people like me to go mental and take it out so they can make me slave in prison.

Looks like he's arguing with himself again

>>82418411
Imagine being too thick to even get bennies. LMAO

>>82418406
2bf wages are absolute dogshit tho and you cant use those reasoning's on me because I have a gf, am employed, have qualifications etc.

>>82418445
Sure wages in this country aren't great but it's beside the point I'm making

>>82418300
shan't be asking that, but i'd like you to know i've had this .gif saved with this filename for weeks now.

>>82418411
You won't "take it out" on anyone, except your mother the next time you have a temper tantrum like a toddler, lol. You're fundamentally too cowardly to do anything significant enough to get sent to prison for

are there even Jews in Britain? i feel like people are desperate for conspiracy theories to be global, and America sets the trend.

why aren't we doing more in Britain about the Native American cause? or what if Hindus are behind everything?

>>82418401
Got to expect all of that mate. Don't mind a flat mole but the real witchy looking ones are grim.

Not him but i'll post legs to fill the void.

Mama Is a 4th Grader(1992)

Fourth-grader Natsumi cares for time-traveling baby Mirai, her future self's daughter, while juggling school and future gadgets with help from her eccentric aunt Izumi, an aspiring manga artist who moves in when Natsumi's parents leave.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103485/plotsummary?item=po8067833

Kino actually tbqh.

>>82418411
I just applied on the site, did 0 paperwork, never filled out the job log, never got told to, got sent to a youth job coach and they sent me 600 a month no questions asked and just assumed I was looking lol

I get around I do

>>82418507
cor you keeping a walking journal, lad?

>>82418533
Why do images do that sometimes? shant be correcting it.

>>82418533
think you're looking for /ausfeel/ mate

>>82418538
I do a bit of drawing of landscapes, shit drawings but its comfy to do

>>82418513
Seems like a show for nonces.

Amazing how quickly an hour goes when you are soldering.

Amazing how quickly an hour goes when you are wanking.

>>82418619
Amazing how slowly an hour goes when watching England play fucking football.

JAV that heavily implies the girl is underage but they don't explicitly mention it but it's okay for her to dress like a child and do drawings with a crayon before getting fucked up the arse.

>>82418724
Would be perfect if they didn't censor the bussy.

>>82418533
you got portrait lock turned on?

your package has been delivered now mate, left it on your doorstep

an evening of shadow puppetry by candlelight sir? no repeat of making the leaning tower of pisa with your cock please sir

>>82418868
*runs down the stairs excitedly, slips and breaks his bumhole*
the cruelest of ironies

looked up an ex girlfriend earlier and found an interview with her. she claimed she had always been shy and found it hard to make friends before she joined this club.
when i was with her she was super outgoing, liked going out, chatty and made friends easily. reckon she made it up for the interview to get sympathy points

>>82418875
*strips you naked and shoves my cock up your road hole*

i fucking WISH my package was delivered

on the last strip of tramadols. tomorrow is Sunday. i am up shit's creek, and i do mean creek.

>>82419018
Can't you get a bit of heroin locally to tide you over until you get more tramadols?

>>82419038
don't want to get back in touch with the smackheads i've known tbqh.

also even if i could just buy a bag, i'm scared of heroin. nothing wrong with that, is there? i've given it a go. not injected it, mind. scared of injections. nothing wrong with that either, yeah?

Japanese pussy pissing on my cock on my COCKCOCKCOCK!

mind you about a year ago i found all these carrier bags someone had ditched of syringes. as in, medical ones, in the boxes. plus spare needles, 'water for injecting', wipes, etc.

guessing someone panicked or something. felt bad just leaving them. they'd be useful to a smackhead ;_;

>>82418257
Looks like a young mystic Meg.

quite weak, this. just wanted an average sketch show ;_;

>>82419175
Just finishing the last episode myself and it's a bit shit to be honest. Quite fancy the squeaky yank lass though.

hello lxds
pleased to report i had sex last night
recovering from an all nighter today i feel rough

what are you lxds up to tonight?

>>82419253
did you shag that bloke from the building site?

I remember a night walk some years ago now. Don't think I've mentioned this until now. Anyway it's about some wagie emptying bins in the dead of night.

I started looking at bin mong's trolley thing he pushes around. He was like "I've got a radio to tell the old bill" like I was doing something wrong. That's when I turned nasty and said you're some low life scum old man emptying bins in the town centre at 2 am. Started getting personal. He said "I bet your getting a lot of love from your hand." I replied and said "What kind of woman would want some old loser in a high-vis emptying bins at 2 am? You're a failure mate. You have a criminal record because no normal person would do your shitty little job."

He soon shut up so I'm guessing I was right. Probably on some sort of community payback thing. Wish I filmed the interaction to be honest.

>>82419266
yeah was p fun

england beat the mighty andorra, definite sign they're gonna win the world cup!

>>82419320
glad to hear it.

do you still have that ket in? at least ONE of us might ;_;

Another weekend alone oh aye.

Only gone and ordered a munchy box classic HHL style. Oh aye.

Quick update on Chika's cottaging adventures?

Watching cops with the cat. Not very happy today, some moron moved one of my cages so I didn't see them until I had already loaded the car, was like 20 boxes had no space for them, I hate pets at home, ended up leaving them, manager best have sorted them out because I'm not doing them on Monday, I do a different round on Sunday, I've done a whole extra round yesterday and another on Thursday to help him out because someone was sick or whatever, only fair that he gets someone else to help me out, I'll kick off if he hasn't

David Mitchell isn't that funny in my opinion.

>>82418144
If you'd met a nice lassie she'd have ran for the hills to be quite brutally honest with ya.

gfbergs parents are cooks so they make really nice shit, got a piece of cake from her dad. Wasn't invited over, I dont think they like me much but I do get thrown food sometimes. Most dont really like me but I think its due to being quiet and autistic.

>>82419364
yeah didnt use any of the ket
my bladders thanking me

got the mitchell and webb on and its dire
not helped by webb being a wrongun

>>82419517
I didn't know he was a wrong un, what he do? I always thought he spoke out against transgender stuff and lower taxes for the rich.

sexlass = transgender CONFIRMED

give me your ketamine, or i will out you to your family and friends.
alternatively, i will suck your dick for half the bag.
(but ideally the first option.)

>>82419517
I can offer you a kebab. it begins with a K. I will require unlimited access to your asshole though.

think i have Ker-Plunk in the loft.

Phwaorr what a day innit

Shall now be womfing it up now me

Train to R&Rshire leaving platform three fiddy is it not X

>>82419639
do you have mouse trap? i loved that game

>>82419666
i do, somewhere. god knows if it still has all the pieces. could never get the bastard thing to work properly.

errr guys?

>>82419693
what would happen if you put a large magnet near her face

>>82419693
what does her top say? i thought 'speciesism' was one of those joke words (and i just can't tell any more.)

>>82419693
Ruth in 10 years

Cannot stop crying lads. I'm so depressed and hopeless. I can't find or see a way out. What do I do?

>the nastiest contorted lefto-goblins you'll ever see

holy kekington on the laffshire

>smash speciesism
well. i guess.

it's all a bit silly being a street clown then complaining people call YOU names. he even asked the PCSOs/real officers to arrest them? wut.

>>82419832
analyze why you care. most things arnt worth caring about

>>82419907
>ad has learned the neighbour's routine for when he gets a prostitute in
why?

>>82419910
no fucking clue
he just went "noticed the neighbour has a prossie in every sunday" then laughed saying "she must charge extra for how ugly that cunt is" and moved onto another topic

>>82419917
it sounds like he's just nosey, no malicious intent

>>82419929
he just likes making fun of the guy, and having to resort to prossies is more ammunition i guess
just funny he took the time to notice

>>82419907
i've seen my neighbour across the hall maybe 2-3 times in the years i've lived in my flat. i assume he's a fellow NEET shut-in.

one day he came home with a woman, he was talking about how he was nervous, she said not to worry, she gets that a lot, she'll sort everything etc. my first thought was 'support worker'. but at 9pm? nah.

is it acceptable to knock, "excuse me mate, once you've finished with her, can i have a go"?

>>82419952
What about "excuse me mate, can I have the front while you have the back?"

>>82419952
>is it acceptable to knock, "excuse me mate, once you've finished with her, can i have a go"?
no but it would be funny

>>82419971
might be nice. but i feel like we'd have to chat as neighbours, after something like that. that ship sailed years ago.

>>82419990
"so mate, what do you do for a living" as you Eiffel tower over her could be a bonding experience init

is that femanon a prostitute? if she's having chemsex, in return for the chems (and sex).

In bed now, had enough consciousness for today. Pain in my right arm desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCTW0NmAH8E
Cor!

This is 6/10 in England

>>82420005
basically, but not professionally
also not even female

>>82419592
i counter offer you kebab for limited access to my butt
one thrust, final offer

Those Saturday night total fucking loser hours are here again ;_;

>>82420055
joke's on you im used to that being every night

>>82420029
i mean yeah that is a 6/10. i don't agree with the piercings/stretching/tattoo stuff, but she's pretty.

lads am i a 6/10

>>82420122
yeah in England. 2/10 everywhere else lol

>>82420136
And yet she's still out of your league

only one zolpidem left. could get my zopiclones back from mate A. but then i could just get ket from mate B.

tricky lifestyle, this.

>>82420148
below my league. ;p;
premier league for me de lad

>>82420158
doubtful mate

ketlad's a bit fucking boring

has a bit of a Faye Marsay look about her

probably both lesbians, too (they wouldn't keep casting a straight actress as a lesbian)

>>82420055
You need some more emo in your life, lad.

>>82420192
i never claimed otherwise. the cliche with drugs is it becomes your whole personality.
i have fuck all left. debt. memory loss. failing bladder, chronic pain. roof over my head, but even that's falling apart.

sorry to be a bore, lad. just rambling away,

>>82420218
could just not post about it constantly, not difficult
or spice it up a bit. just "i want ket" and "i got laid" is fucking dull. talk about other drugs more or some shit i dont fucking know
ill lend you a grand so you get enough ket to shut up, no worries

i choose positivity over 'woe is me' posting.

I choose emo

*wakes up from nap*
alri nob heads

>>82420273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDodJuuSrr4

>>82420292
yawrigh' pal

was a good album this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjW-j2PAv-I

maybe it's not trve alternative metal (or whatever you call the Linkin Park style) but i know what i like

Just split-streamed and completely missed the bog. One stream sent forward all over the back of the seat the other all over the floor.
Not my fault or problem.

mind you, i remember a few emo kids liking Shiny Toy Guns for some reason. they even did one of the tracks for that Nightmare Revisited.

F-R-E-E-Z-E-P-O-P
Freezepop forever

sod it, taking that zolpidem.

>>82420238
hi, i'm talking a zolpidem.

Miss HHL me. Even if he's off tripping. Just don't feel the same x

>>82420534
he posted last night/this morning. he's even posting photos of his Flamingo Land adventures.

>>82420534
If he was dying on the street, you'd walk right over him
You're just like the rest of them

>>82420192
Mad how this thread always seems to have a tedious repetitive personality isn't it.

>>82420602
>always seems to have a tedious repetitive personality
several of them it seems, thats the impressive shit. that and the lads who actually defend/worship them

should probably halve this or something
oh well

>>82420304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftssJYhtqA

Starting to come to the conclusion I will have to get a basic warehouse job or something. I've been trying to get into IT helpdesk for ages but I always get rejected. I don't have any relevant past experience, but I've been using computers since the 90s. Built my own. Know my way around a computer using console commands, how file systems work and how computers work with regards to binary code. I understand basic TCP/UDP and basic networking.

But most of the low paid positions always ask for someone who's done all this before in an actual company. It's a pain desu. It looks like I'll never be able to work with computers, even though I know a great deal about them.

>>82420808
>get a warehousing job
>be a good little boy
>but DONT work too hard, like the physical donkey work
>get promoted through the warehouse
>end up working on computers in a warehouse office
i speak from experience but this only really works at the bigger places like amazon

>>82420808
Couldnt tell you why though mate, my place hires basically grads with no experience and minimal knowledge besides "has used windows". Usually I'm annoyed they aren't more tech competent, although its often not like networking.
Only thing I can think of is what you're listing as good skills for a helpdesk is either overkill or every dickhead has. Yeah not everyone knows how to build a PC or network, but they can use file systems and write "sorry you're experiencing issues" in emails.

Also I know we start them on pretty shit pay, and after a few years most end up wanting a job swap to a more production role.

>>82420822
>but this only really works at the bigger places like amazon
Might have to do that mate. I've been on jobseekers for ages and I'm genuinely trying to get a job. I've been avoiding warehouses and retail work because I want to start my career. I don't mind low pay if I can get my foot on the door of something IT related. But I can't even get that atm.

>>82420827
>Only thing I can think of is what you're listing as good skills for a helpdesk is either overkill or every dickhead has.
Maybe people like me are really common? It's not like people don't know how to use a PC. But I did think that someone with my knowledge would stand a better chance than some lad who just says he used Windows before.

I've just noticed a reocurring thing with entry level IT helpdesk jobs saying they want someone with experience.

>>82420867
>Maybe people like me are really common? It's not like people don't know how to use a PC.
I think so, but also my helpdesk is more "help the product you make is broken" not so much "help my laptop wont turn on". For those jobs I assume they want experience as there's more to it than just "fixin shit" but also using service desk software, SLAs, customer management etc.
That and you might know networking, but how much do these jobs need you to know that to the degree you do? I couldn't say, I just code.
>I've just noticed a reocurring thing with entry level IT helpdesk jobs saying they want someone with experience
I'm under the impression that that's most career paths for jobs besides retail or warehouse. The catch22 of "we want you to have experience, but we wont give you that experience unless you have it already", unless you get a degree or some shit.

The people we hire are just first line goons for "hey you did it wrong" and then immediately come crying to guys like me when it requires anything more complex. Maybe look more for "technical customer support" than "internal service desk"? Dunno lad.

>>82420701
this was nice, thank you lad

>>82420890
>I assume they want experience as there's more to it than just "fixin shit" but also using service desk software, SLAs, customer management etc.
Oh yeah I get that mate. I think my only hope really is an IT apprenticeship. I've just applied to another one. Only 7.55 per hour haha. But I guess its something. It feels like it's the only way to get my foot in the door. I just wanna be that guy people call up and ask them to come fix their broken PC. Even though most of the time it's turning it off and on again.

>>82420924
im just here to post music honestly mate, usually sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEY3Fp62etc
no one wanted metal which is all else i've got, emo or that, so emo it is

>>82420928
Honestly lad I think you did the right thing. Pay's wank but you're not doing it for the pay. You just need the CV boosting.
Hopefully once you got a few courses or years on there, the jobs will open up proper. I just took the "i have a degree route".
I suspect that'll work out for you though lad, and it's better than fuck all either way. Once you're on the ladder you'll be sorted. Best of luck either way.

Then when you got papers I'll pay you to teach me linux so I can get off this shit bloated OS as I'm too lazy to do it myself.

very quiet tn lads

>>82421048
are we actually full of partying normies
or did the talk of jobs make all the NEETs go into anaphylactic shock

>>82421061
>In the club on britfeel.
Cannot think of anything more virginmaxxing

My internet price has crept up over the years, been too busy to pay attention, but yeah I'm pretty much getting scammed at this point. Of course I can call up and ask them to 'reset' my pricing to be what it would be for a new customer getting the same speeds, but they never do that, so probably a waste of time. I suppose I just have to do the normal thing of switching providers.

Fiber is available where I am but honestly I'm not sure about where I would want to have the new boxes installed, kinda can't deal with drilling and installation and shit right now. House is already so cluttered, I need ot get rid of tons of shit including some furniture right now. So now's not a good time for installing fiber. So I'm thinking of dealing with phone line tier speeds for another couple of years. Don't really need much more desu, 70 down 20 up (megabits) is fine for me.

Only question is who to switch to for these couple of years. I torrent (through a VPN). I don't abuse the speeds going full throttle 24/7, I don;t download terabytes and terabytes every couple of days or anything. And I do actually rate limit at various times of the day. So I've never torrented so much that they've ever noticed or cared about my traffic.

But still, given how the tech walls are closing on more and more in general, you can't be too cautious. Which normie-tier phone line ISPs are cunts about traffic/usage, and which don't care much? Obviously I want to go with one who don't care much.

Who /greatnorthrun/ tomorrow?

taking my apu to sidcup so he can finally get his papers

>>82421075
>Of course I can call up and ask them to 'reset' my pricing to be what it would be for a new customer getting the same speeds, but they never do that, so probably a waste of time. I suppose I just have to do the normal thing of switching providers.
From my experience they 100% do that. You say you wanna leave/switch and they immediately grove with discounts and offers. I've had that multiple times with more than one provider.

>>82421084
>grove
Grovel*
Teach me to be like 5 pints in.

>>82421075
Just go for an independent one lad. They're all shit. Mum pays for mine though so I don't care.

>>82421061
we are
always like this on a weekend

>>82421106
good to know we're full of fucking sexhaving socialising FRAUDS then

Poundland lass went to India. How the fuck does a female only working part time go to all these places? The other month it was San Francisco.

>>82421125
onlyfans will do the trick

>>82421132
no she's probably just getting a lot of pip and money from her grandparents. low iq girls like her should be working full time in some warehouse, not keep getting rewarded for being disadvantaged in life.

what the fuck help did I get? nothing. fuck all.

>>82421113
outer r9k is exactly the same
it not right

>>82421161
ruthmong doesn't type in all lower case, 0/10 try again

>>82421161
>most attractive british woman
oh no no no no

>>82421161
>what the fuck help did I get? nothing. fuck all.
Neither did I yet I'm now well paid as I worked for it. Weird that.

>>82421161
Holidays to Gibraltar and San Francisco. Life is lush when you are on PIP.

>>82420867

Just wait until you start getting interviews, you will want to off yourself after failing so many

>>82419175
Dropped it after 15 mins.
Too many people, too slow.
Worse than some Youtube comedians honestly.
Shite.

>>82419331
'ate all the lads crying "WE REGRESSED UNDER TUCHEL!!" as if they forgot how fucking shite we were before
if anything this is the exact same shit or marginally better, as southgate would have masterminded a 0-0 or a 1-0 if we were lucky and kane got a pen

>>82421200
Surely PIP doesn't reward you that much...is there some welsh government scheme for thickos that rewards them with free holidays all the time? what does she do for society? nothing. she just works at Poundland and that's only when she feels like it. she failed her gcses over and over at college.

even the comment here is suspicious of her going on trips all the time.
https://youtu.be/4fqK7f0hqgI

>>82421272
Cannot understand why you would broadcast your life ion the internet while on benefits. Could easily be reported to the DWP and it be brought up at your next review.

>>82421263
Average PIP payment is around 480. She is probably saving it each month and having parents or other family members pay for it as well.

>>82421287
if SSM can live like a fucking king and get away with it, I assume others can given he's one of the biggest bennies pisstakes ive ever seen

>>82421256
thanks to Southgate, I've stopped caring about football
that euro fluke was baffling

>>82421301
SSM has a hidden disability that was diagnosed by Sheffield University. You can't beat a University diagnosis.

>>82421303
wasnt even a fluke imo, we had an incredibly easy run. iirc there was only one "challenging" game
everything he did was just to try and grind out a boring 1-0 from a set piece in a fucking squad that had bellingham and kane in it, what the fuck is he doing

>>82421306
Is it so bad that it warrants bennies to buy like several mobiles, a ps5, gaming, and more in the space of what seems to be a couple months?

>>82421191
Attractiveness is subjective.

>>82421287
Yeah seems like a good idea. Too many women take the piss. Benefits should not be getting you holidays abroad all the time. They need to lower it drastically for her. Take away the PIP, tell her to work full time in some factory doing something on her level (like using a cardboard box making machine).

greetings peeps im planning on vacationing to one of these tour stops with a friend of mine for like 1 week. any suggestions for someone on a low budget? where to get drinks, food, etc. i just wanna know which city is the cheapest for a quick stay essentially

>>82421329
not been to all of those places but plymouth has to be the cheapest on that list surely

>>82421189
He went to Newcastle on the flixbus.

>>82421329
Weather will be shite.

>>82421310
cheered the Spain goals in the final
enjoyed watching them in the euros

I hate all these stupid government schemes that rewards thickos with free fucking trips everywhere. They even used to do something with recently released prisoners until the Daily Mail exposed how much money it wastes. They need to do the same with thickos on PIP. Imagine paying taxes for females that are disadvantaged to go on holidays all the time. Where's my free fucking trips for being mentally ill? Where's my fucking autism lanyard to let everyone know I'm special and don't need to go work in a job that would be suitable for me? There's jobs for low iq people out there and it involves being in a warehouse all day.

Is this inceltard's new persona?

>>82421078
might pop by

>>82421249
>Worse than some Youtube comedians honestly.
one of them IS a YouTube comedian. i thought maybe an American production company had gotten involved. the Channel 4 press release is all about how the other regular are the new generation of talent.
they're not exactly Olivia Colman or Paterson Joseph, are they?

>>82421296
Seems like it. She's got an expensive iphone and macbook too. Grandparents have a lot of money I think. I don't feel so bad about not working knowing that there are people like her taking the piss. She's thick. She needs to stop being coddled and told to get full time work like men. Start paying in. Take that PIP away. Call up the bennies office about this shit I think.

>>82421329
B I R M I N G H A M
desu

zolpidem
took two more trams
think i walked past my neighbours htat's fine
bit tired /britfeel/ just a bit but ohhhh i am comfy habeeb it

Back on the AI LARPs but just using me VPN for Janitor AI. I actually quite like it now I think. Very good for being completely free. Spicy Chat is stupidly expensive.

>>82421287
People like her aren't very self-aware. They've been praised and helped all their lives because they are "special". She films every mundane moment of her life. Sad.

What would Hitler do with special people?

Females like this think they look so fucking great. She is hideous for a 24yo. Tats are disgusting. She barely works...only her boyfriend does real work. Another spoilt middle class half German cunt that will never do real work. Imagine there's a fair few in Nottingham.

>>82421343
>>82421349
>>82421439
ty. any cheap chain restaurants to look out for? no i will not be eating fish and chippies. also for how much does the average pint/cocktail go for?

It's about fucking time females start doing some real work for this country. All immigrant women doing comfy jobs need to fuck off. Men stop working them shit jobs. Let's get more women into shit jobs for diversity. Fuck doing shit jobs just to make women's lives more convenient. Go fucking pack your own Amazon box cunts.

>>82421433
Nasty little lad. Let her enjoy herself.

the end of another saturday in which I did nothing because I have no mates. One day separates me from the wagie grind. One day I will be dead and it will be a good day. No taxes, no monotony, no laundry, no dishes, no shopping no food prep, no showering, no ironing, no physical self. Oh, you want me to send you that email? I cant because im dead, have to clean clothes do I? no I dont I dont have a physical body, want rent? no rent for me mate I dont need a flat because im dead. It will be good.

Promised God I wouldn't watch porn and become a better person. But before I had a wank. Have I still sinned and broken my promise?

>>82421702
yep, that'll be several trillion lashes in eternal damnation and hellfire for you laddie, me? no damnation because I dont give a fuck

no alarms and no surprises please x

>>82421671
Let her enjoy spending taxpayers money on holidays and never working. Special girl. Don't care if she is disadvantaged in some way physically or mentally. Being given PIP just allows people like her to go on holidays all the time. Surely there's some warehouses in Wales for people on that intelligence level.

>>82421702
Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times? Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

>>82421711
99.99% positive I'm saved. It's still a sin though. Promises are meant to be kept, I am struggling on day 3 let alone having to be porn free for the rest of my life.

>>82421774
Personal Independence Payment. What the benefit is for is in the name. You are entitled to spend your benefits on what you want. Theres cunts out there on max PIP shooting heroin up their arms all day.

met Bobby Gillespie today

She even made a video of getting her PIP application put in the post. She is capable of full time work. She just doesn't want that kind of life like SSM.

>>82421781
he know youre struggling and forgives you, but I reckon he'd be miffed if you kept pissing around, if reckon if you kept striving for progress with this even with set backs he'd see the effort, but if you take the piss he might get pissy, maybe cause your milk to go off quicker or something. I should probably stop the porno, but its only amateur solo that I like, but it is seedy. Think is I get very bored of wanking without it, its like going from a diet with some sugar to cutting it all out and just eating turnips.

>>82421800
It's not right, though. There are men working full time that wouldn't get any PIP. I'd much rather work part time and claim PIP. I'm not special enough, though.

>>82421777
Thank you for that passage. It brought a tear to my eye. Thank you Jesus. But the fact still remains that I am ashamed for sinning even though I promised that I wouldn't. I am eternally greatful that Jesus forgives, I think i am being too hard on myself.

zopiclone + tramadols are knocking me out
dunno whether to fight it with Red Bull or just go to bed

>>82421804
that's cool (had to Google)
how did this meeting come about?

>>82421902
I was involved in an event organised by some Celtic fans in London, and he's a big Celtic fan who lives in London

>>82421830
a cross many of us have to bear

Blimey we've kept this one going since 16.00

>>82421537
Who is she anyway lad?

Don't even try to bull shit us brother HH
shout out britfeel drinkers

Have a good nightington!

>still eating carbs
>still drinking alcohol
>with the race war just about to begin
you fucking dossers are gonna lose it for us

In bed with Ruth and Laura

Wtf lids I went to bed early and a wasp has just stung me and woke me up. Arm is stinging like a cunt. How has that happened??

zolpidem was making my eyes heavy, just had a lie down on the bed. not sleep, mind you, just a quick practice of the sleeping pose...

just woke up an hour and a half later. in
my clothes, all the lights still on. corrr.

>>82422615
im gonna belly bounce the sambos all the way back to calais

>>82421537
>Another spoilt middle class half German cunt that will never do real work.
>Imagine there's a fair few in Nottingham.
in my experience Peterborough is far worse for spoilt middle class half german cunts that will never do real work, also see a fair few of them around swindon of all places

>>82423347
Carlyle, too, lad. There's about 20 half german cunts who do fake work but not real work