Thread 82418766

>>82418766 (OP)
A woman might if you ask nicely.

>>82418776
I've seen my wife do it without being asked. She just decided it was time and dove in.

>>82418766 (OP)
>bitcoin socks
rare case of a woman actually deserving head

Stop making me so horny all the time guuuyyysss staaaahp

>>82418766 (OP)
>h*ndholding
that is extremely lewd, anon...
would.

>>82418766 (OP)
What if she farts on his face?

>>82418822
That's the devil's perfume. He should be honored to wear her scent.

this could be me and the asian fembot reading this, but she will never give an innocent little chuddy like me a chance

I would rather do this than to have regular sex

>t. moid

That is the part before I say "please fuck my face".

>>82418766 (OP)
this is a privilege bald men do not have. no woman would want a bald man to go down on her.

>>82418766 (OP)
I've done this a few times. It's fun to do. I can't believe he didn't go a bit lower to lick her anus though.

>>82418902
I'm bald and women want me going down on them.

My internet gf killed herself before I could perform cunnilingus on her. It's not fair.

>no femanon to eat out
any anons on the east coast?

>>82418902
>>82418913
How's she supposed to grab or run your fingers through your hair if you got none?

>>82418766 (OP)
>this will never happen because im black
:(

I'm so lonely but I don't ever want to have sex let alone something like that. It seems so humiliating. I never want a man to see me naked, I think I'd cry like bawl my eyes out. And that's assuming I could even get someone to love me enough to want to have sex with me and assuming I could get over my fear of AIDS. But it sucks being alone.

>>82419286
are you ugly or fat? originally speaking

>>82418766 (OP)
i guess i wouldnt mind if she was a innie and a vegan for atleast several months so she wouldnt smell weird down there (i heard meat eaters smell worse)
and also it would have to be after a while with a girl. probably like several months into it, like 3+....
i dont think i could do that off the bat.... i dont like it, and it is degrading doing that....
but if its with someone who i trust and am comfortable with, then i think its ok

yes i am a beta sap no bullying please, thank you

>>82419204
Black man or black woman?

>>82419311
Yeah but not so much to the point I've never had dating prospects just that I can't keep them because I'm too scared to have sex but yes my appearance doesn't help me any.

Very hot, I'd like that to be my daily reality with my fembot gf. One orgasm a day to keep her depression away. Bonus points for when she acts possesive, guids my head, holds me by the hair etc. I would not expect her to suck me off, but I'd like to penetrate her sometimes.
https://files.catbox.moe/06epwg.webm
>>82419286
That's silly, once you are in love the shame and anxiety and self-loathing go away, because you are perfect in his eyes, and he loves how you look, smell, taste etc. Afraid of STDs? Date a virgin.

>>82419339
chick

>>82419373
black vaginas are disgusting, i'm sorry that you were cursed with one

>>82419363
>That's silly, once you are in love the shame and anxiety and self-loathing go away, because you are perfect in his eyes, and he loves how you look, smell, taste etc. Afraid of STDs? Date a virgin.
No I've been in love and that makes it worse. All I wanted to do is impress him make it so he doesn't hate me and anything he said could make me cry. I don't know why I'm so sensitive but I was homeschooled so that'd be my guess.

>>82419373
It depends. Black women can be very hot when they're slim. But I notice that most of them are just obese, especially in America. Either way, plenty of people would give you oral if you were cute, regardless of being black.

>>82418766 (OP)
I've never been really big into the idea but this doesn't look too bad

...it'll probably be hard to get over the idea of "this is where I came yesterday" tho

>>82419373
ive never talked with a black person irl (i live in a white country) but your skin is hot and licking you would be on my mind a lot

>>82419387
Did he ever see you naked? What happened

>>82419408
No but he'd bring sex up and I would give him any excuse to not to and it wasn't because I wasn't attracted to him, of course I was but I'm just a giant coward. I always have been and I always will be probably.

>>82419427
Did you at least cuddle sometimes

>>82419373
But I would like a black fembot gf and to make her happy

>>82418822
you dont want to sniff too loudly

>>82418766 (OP)
no girl I've been with likes getting licked. only us men like it

>>82418924
niggas girl died and he still thinking about eating her pussy

>>82419440
Yeah, I didn't talk too much to him though because every time I said something retarded I wanted to commit suicide. I just can't deal with people I guess I'm too weak to live. Probably won't kill myself until I'm 30 or 40 but I really want to, what's the point of living if you truly have no one? I have no friends, my family doesn't talk to me, dating is out of the picture. If I do it with a gun or a knife I know it can be quick but still. Maybe if I get deep enough in my self pity I can bite the bullet.

all i can imagine is her seeing how bald i am under my zoomer perm

>>82419494
You can find someone, anon.
Think of it like this. If you find someone who cares about you and wants to cuddle with you, look into their eyes and remember that there's not a dialogue that's criticizing you behind it, but admiring you.
Why would they be there in the first place?
Your mind has been warped, most likely, by anxieties influenced by anonymous internet comments.
Let down the wall and let him love you.
Make sure he's worth it, okay? That he wants to be with you. That he won't just use you for sex.

>>82419494
Yeah I feel you. Relationships with other people can be really hard. Please don't kill yourself. Even if you never know for sure that things will get better, you also never know for sure that they won't

>>82419568
Thanks that's nice of you to say maybe one day I'll stop being such a coward and just accept that even if they're judging me it's probably not as harsh as I assume it is. That's the only thing that brings me peace about it.

>>82419622
>Even if you never know for sure that things will get better, you also never know for sure that they won't
It true and hope is all I have really about it. I'll just trying to work on my cowardice as much as I can. And I'll try to take what I can from social interaction to learn from them and then let them go. Nothing I can do, right? And much luck to you, relationships as much as everyone wants one are no easy feat to get right and keep healthy especially when you get in your head.

>>82419482
i licked my gf and it was great, but im sure it didnt feel that good to her because i dont even know what i was doing

>>82419373
I eat out my black wife pretty regularly. Not sure what you're coping about

>>82419770
Oh my Gosh, we got a celeb on r9k hi mr celebrity how's show business? Is it true kikes really rape you every day and make you drink baby blood?

>>82418766 (OP)
Note how she is asian and hasn't had 100 dicks inside her.
Maybe that's why he didn't feel disgusted.

>>82419494
You have one or both of these problems:

>you're ugly
Plastic surgery + fake tits. Expensive fix but still possible

>you're a cunt
Get behavioral therapy, if not fixed then it doesn't matter how pretty you are; no man wants to be with an annoying contrarian cunt

>>82419859
I'm not going to get therapy, I've thought about plastic surgery but like you said it's expensive. I find it better not to talk. It doesn't require any work and it's a perfect solution because then no one knows I'm a cunt.

>>82419395
im slim but my ass is average, so i miss out on the main black and latina woman charm point

>>82419009
precisely this

>>82419876
boob status?

>>82420073
im a D cup but my band is small so it doesnt matter

>>82419876
No one cares about your ass when they're giving you oral.

>>82420083
>>82420090
what he said. plus i think boobs and tummy are better assets anyways. and cute laughs

as a moid, i would like to lick fembot pussy as she grabs onto my floofy hair

>>82419793
I'm not white anon

>>82420288
Oh, then fuck you nigger.

>>82418766 (OP)
My Filipina wife usually prefers having her pussy eaten spread Eagle or 69, I'll try this tonight though, she's got sexy thick thighs so it might not work.
I wish she'd be more open to sitting on my face.

>>82418766 (OP)
why does cunnilingus seem romantic, while blowjobs don't? Or is that just me?

>>82420372
>I wish she'd be more open to sitting on my face.
I wont she do that?

>>82420426
They both are romantic. If your bitch is refusing to suck, dump her. It just means she is not into you.

>>82420426
Men generally treat blowjobs as being a "slutty" thing ourselves ngl.
>>82420460
Not necessarily bad advice though. A lot, maybe even most, women do legitimately enjoy it

>>82418766 (OP)
Very hot. The way she grabs his hair, has her legs, up holds his hands. Extremely fucking sexy. If I had a gf I would absolutely do this, pussy seems so damn tasty.

>>82418766 (OP)
>>No guy will ever eat your pussy like this
vgh

>>82420288
>>82420299
>Oh, then fuck you nigger
Lel

>>82420456
She just says she doesn't like how it feels. I guess laying on your back is more comfortable than sitting so it makes sense.

>>82420566
>another brown girl eaten out by a white guy
im noticing a pattern

>>82419482
they literally buy $100+ sex toys that try to simulate a tongue licking.

>>82418766 (OP)
>No guy will ever contract throat cancer from you like this.

>>82418766 (OP)
does an audio version of this exist with sound anywhere?

>>82420566
I want to do this to a fembot so fucking bad

>>82420687
Can confirm, probably spent at least 3x as long total eating out my latina ex than putting my penis in her.

>>82420791
https://x.com/x_onlyfansvip/status/1925546489474163094

What do foids taste like

>>82418766 (OP)
I'm white and I'm jealous, how do asian men deal with this video?

>>82421239
Pennies and salty milk

>>82421443
I thought that was just a meme?

>>82421734
You're thinking of bags of sand.

>>82421239
Tastes like piss and sweat in my experience using a bit of flavored lube can mask the taste if you don't like it

>>82420885
originally thanks you.

>>82421424
There are billions of asian women. We can spare some for the timmys. Noblese oblige.

>>82418766 (OP)
You can tell she's porn addicted by the way she grabs his head. What are you even doing love?

>>82418902
She'd rightfully be worried he'd try to steal a few hairs while down there

>>82422841
>She'd rightfully be worried he'd try to steal a few hairs while down there
Kek

>>82422830
that's not a porn thing. what else is she supposed to do with her hands. Besides, there isn't all that much male on female cunnilingus porn. Women complain about that all the time, and watch lesbo stuff to compensate.

>>82422830
That's the best part you utter fruit bowl

>>82423727
She's trying to imitate a dude getting his dick sucked

>>82423866
She's trying to enjoy getting her pussy licked

>>82423948
She seems to have latent androphilic tendencies.

>>82418766 (OP)
i find eating pussy to be very gay don't @ me

82424007
cunnilingus is the sex act that gay men are most repulsed by. It's only gay if you lick her when she has a creampie.