Thread 82421835

I'm obsessed with painal. I'm a khhv, but I think nothing is sexier than absolutely demolishing a foids butthole, leaving her a whimpering pile on the floor. The anus should be the primary fuckhole of a woman. The vagina should only be used on special occasions.

sounds kinda gay tbqh

>>82421835 (OP)
Firstanalquest is pretty good for that

>>82421835 (OP)
It's not made for dick.

>>82421835 (OP)
"You know, when you have anal sex with a woman, you own her soul." - Andrew Cuomo

>>82421835 (OP)
Painal is fake sadly. The girls youre watching dont actually feel it. They are clones to an immortal god who makes pornography. He can just as easily kill his clones in the most painful way possible, and it doesnt bother him. Im not sure yet why he makes porn. Its definitely pretty offensive though.

>>82423002
Cuomosexuality is a phase.

>>82423333
Don't care for the guy at all politically, but this was a surprisingly insightful quote. Of course he would probably disavow this publicly, fucking libtard

>>82422357
I dont care your anus is mine foid

>>82421835 (OP)
It's looks so fucking fun, specially those amateur videos of cute young women getting fucked and recorded by their sadistic boyfriends.

As someone who was never loved, it satisfies both my lust and my misogyny.

This is exactly why I don't trust men. Not only do you actually want to put your dicks in the exact place we poop from, you don't care if you harm us just to get off.

>>82423037
No, most don't feel it because they're that high on drugs. They prepare everything. There's a reason why the guy don't get poopdick on almost all the anal videos.

I've always liked the idea of painal and would love if my first anal experience was surprise anal, but realistically it will never happen because I doubt you can slip a dick into a virgin asshole that easily without a ton of prep.

>>82421835 (OP)
Don't you virgins realize that asses stink and shit stinks especially bad? I don't know why more don't also point out that its actually quite fucking disgusting that porn is so full of this and its nowhere near as spontaneous as they show in these videos.

In order to "properly" fuck ass like you see in porn the woman has to poop out any remaining shit stuck in her intestines. She also has to use an enema, possibly more than once, just to hopefully fully clean out all remaining shit. However then comes the fact that will she be farting it up on your dick as you go in and out. Supposedly I think these pornstars take some sort of muscle relaxer drugs to not only allow for their anuses to loosen up but also to not get so gassy. Even then you got to make sure the asshole is lubed up enough for you to go in and out but not so lubed up that its too slippery and you are basically more like fucking lube then ass.

>tldr
There is way too much required for ass fucking to feel good and even then I have seen plenty of anons on here confirm through their own personal experiences that its overrated and pussy feels better.

you definitely have never fucked some fem ass or had a girl that loved you lmao. they do all that shit before they come over bro.

>>82424882
Yeah you can easily you just go from the pussy to the butt and use the pussies wetness as lube.

exactly. when i was in hs i was slamming my gf at the time and it went in by accident. then she got pissed and freaked out.

I fucked my gf using just spit to get in once. I'm sure it was not fun for her, but it's not like getting fucked in the ass is ever not unpleasant. Probably just a matter of degree. She wasn't crying or even resisting or anything. Just said oww a few times or asked me to please cum already. We had been arguing a lot recently so she probably wanted to feel pain as a way of undoing the quarrelsomeness.
One thing worth mentioning is it's surprisingly hard to stay mad at someone after cumming in their butt. Also seems to have a subduing or taming effect. It must be hard to argue with someone who recently came in your butt. Unironically just doing it in the butt four or five times a month is better than years of therapy when it comes to maintaining a healthy relationship.

>>82425244
Sweet, guess I can continue to fantasize about surprise painal.

>>82425444
Yeah thats something that every guy should do is try to put his cock into a girls ass every time he has sex with her. Just keep doing it, theyll say no, it hurts too much. But just keep poking their sphincter with your penis until it goes in all the way. Feels as tight as whip at a dixie concert in hell. Shits so crazy mother f.

>>82425319
>Unironically just doing it in the butt four or five times a month
>four or five times a month
Me and my gf go like 3 months without regular sex these days, let alone butt variety.
It's probably not good for our relationship.

>Unironically
You could have said "ironically" and it would have meant the same thing, faggot.

>>82425881
Why so infrequently?
Supraironically, have sex. If she rejects your initiation there's basically no point to having her as a gf. If you just don't get horny then still, why even be with her? Eat more red meat or something.

>>82421835 (OP)
closeted gay

>>82425086
>gf likes when i play with her ass
>she grooms very well, no complains
>think it would be hot to eat her ass while we 69
>mid cunnilingus notice ass is clean
>lick her asshole for a bit
>after 15 seconds it smells and tastes like actual excrement
>stop and switch positions
>after we finish go clean my mouth
>she's somehow offended by this action

>>82426074
Variety of factors, I guess. Lack of effort from both of us, different schedules, relationship tensions, etc. I do get horny but I mostly just jack off instead. She doesn't initiate because I don't like things being done to me. Her rejection is usually fake, as in, if I just ignore it and keep going then everyone is happy. I think the idea is me having to "prove" that I want it. Problem is, half the time I don't feel like playing along and just go "k then".

I think we've both grown to see each other as a source of stress and avoidant or dismissive attitude is common from both of us. We're both stubborn as hell in different ways. Plus, I think I have some form of autism and she tends to have an opinion on "what's good for me", which I tend to disagree with (and sometimes get pissed off by).

>>82426271
Punish her by making her do ass to mouth (without douching first)

all tightness is around the exterior anal sphincter, which is the only part of the rectum that has skeletal (voluntary) muscle. it's about 3 inches deep from the anus. the glans is basically the only part worth inserting (plus you don't get shit on your dick). the rest feels loose af because it's all smooth involuntary muscle. it's a cock ring basically.

>>82426406
Let's say a penis is 6" in length, feel good zone of foidbutt is first 3". Repeated thrusting with a 75% stroke length means an appreciable percentage of a stroke involves the glans and feel good zone. Not just glans, but the frenulum scar is pretty sensitive to pleasure too. Anal is a perfectly viable way of using a woman's body for sexual gratification.
Additionally, a stroke cycle doesn't necessarily have to be to the hilt every time, as stroke length could be 33% or 50%. Assuming a man having anal sex with a woman is focused on having sex with her anus as opposed to her rectum(hence the designation anal sex instead of rectal sex), the increased tightness of her anus makes it more desirable than her vagina. Assuming a similar stroke length and targeted stimulation of the more distal parts of the penis, while it may be true that beyond the anus stimulation is less intense compared to vaginal, the anus still provides a greater perceived tightness due to the targeted area being used. The thrusting aspect of sex is key here. I could see your point if we were discussing the Mormon act of soaking, but that's quite different from the vigorous back and forth that is involved in the most common conception of having sex.