Thread 82422630

>walk into office photocopy room
>see your new intern doing this

how do you address?

>>82422630 (OP)
Tell him to stop wasting ink and get back to work.

>>82422630 (OP)
Excuse me, but I need to use the copier. No work, no pay.

CHANG! GET OFF! Wait, is chang your actual name? O-oh. Dave. Got it.

Get the fuck off the photocopier Dave. Now.

>>82422630 (OP)
Make him suck my dick and coom all over his face and shirt.

>>82422630 (OP)
>I'm going to need you to pick up those papers
>also, no leaning on the equipment
>I'll overlook this this time, but don't let the boss-man catch you

>>82422630 (OP)
>"hey bud, can i uhh use the photocopier?"
if he doesnt move i assume the position behind him and start railing him from behind, whilst photocopying his(likely pierced) nipples

>>82422656
that seems like a major HR violation

>>82422762
Not that Anon, but HR's in on it. Don't be a scab.

>>82422797
Do you mean that HR planted the wasian twink there to see how employees react?

>>82422812
That, and it's a way to filter out the old employees before replacing them with new ones (who will be lower on the pay-steps).

>>82422859
But does HR want you to fuck him, or reject him?

>>82422893
Well, you're SUPPOSED to ignore him...somehow. It's really more of a measure to see who is at the job to work, and who is just there to dick around and fraternize with the coworkers. So far, two Anons in this thread will be getting a call come Monday.

>>82422630 (OP)
IS MY BOSS AN OFFICE LADY FEMBOT

>>82422762
who is this hapa semen demon?

what would you do if this was your new coworker?

>>82423059
this is a gay thread, make your own
>>82422958
kai of txt

>>82422630 (OP)
Fire him and hire his hot sisters instead