Thread 82424601

drink warm milk edition

emptied >>82401901

>>82424601 (OP)
what a slut
I bet he even shits too

>>82424609
I'm tired of seeing you everywhere on all the boards I go on. I want you dead nigga.

>>82424615
I want me dead too

>>82424615
we're not cavemen, use filters

I'm a 34 year old chad and everyone loves me including you.

I feel sick. I hate hangovers

>>82424627
NO! ME DON'T CARE IF CAN'T SEE! ME WANT TO BEAT TO DEATH WITH BARE HANDS!!!

>>82424601 (OP)
this op image knocked it out of the park, good job

i'll have a small latte with boy milk i mean onions milk uhm

tummy hurty

>>82424769
shut up and take it faggot

I won't let him hurt me anymore, from here on out the flames of passion that he ignited within me will be drowned out my the heat of my hatred that his love nearly extinguished. Today I turn it all around, may I survive forever by my wit, courage, and cunning.

>>82423179
>how do you live without a phone? don't you ever go out and do stuff?
im gonna beat your ass into the pavement holy fuck

did you know you can go out and do things WITHOUT an electronic pacifier

in fact before the things existed people went out literally 100 times more even though they ~might get lost~ or ~something might happen~

cant go anywhere now without people being like noo lets look up directions lets look up the weather like just fucking go youll find the place maybe youll get rained on youre not gonna fricking die! and if you do get lost well hell maybe youll find something more interesting. i sure have.

all you really need is a camera and there are plenty that dont be buzzin and ringin on you also...film, digital, whatever. youre not gonna die without a phone but you might miss a really good picture if you have no camera at all, which is way worse.

41 but I got 41 goons
>>82424769
ME TOO

singing this for my bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrzwhbNk0k

can't sleep. everything is hurting
one glass of warm milk please!

>>82425072
i am having lukewarm almond milk do you want some

>Playing nurse for my fbf and helping him get better.

I need this.

>>82425125
I have a headache, is that enough to get a nurse bf?

>>82425166
Sure, what kind if headache? Have you taken anything for it?

>>82425221
Just from staring at my computer all day. Gonna take a hot bath now. Would be more fun with a bf though.

>>82425255
eye strain? Migraine? take care of yourself, anon. Enjoy the bath though.

>>82410933
You don't need him specifically or even another man to live a happy life. There are other men who aren't worse than him. There are plenty of people who've loved after they've lost another love. And even if that other man is worse, it's still immoral to kidnap as you can live a happy life with that other man who'll actually love you. Hurting someone else for your own pleasure when you don't even need it is bad. If you really loved him you would want him to be happy, or maybe you don't? And what's the point of living with someone who hates you? How is that pleasurable? There are probably many people who can make you happy and love you.

long leg

I know spiders are needed for the environment and kill bugs and stuff but I still don't like them. I see one that big and it's getting the shoe.

>>82425487
DON'T KILL SPIDERS

Spiders shouldn't have evolved to look so creepy if they didn't want to get smushed

>>82425489
Fine but you're the one taking it out of the house. I hate spiders, they're creepy and gross.

total bug death (except bees, they can stay)

if bugs arent poisonous i leave them alone and my cat eats them

Spiders are friends. There are 12 spiders in my room right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaEDuxcefHI

>>82424895
what kinds of productive things can i do without an electronic pacifier, so much is gated or hardmode without the electronic pacifier

just walk around in the dark at night no phone. no one is there and you get everything to yourself often. you feel like the only person who is real.

My life as a closeted man
>goon myself retarded to gay porn
>check weight and ass size in mirror daily
>get hit on by delivery driver
>pretend i am straight and act disinterested with smile
Ya I am 27 and a virgin. I am surprised I even get hit on, but I am for sure never having say gex.

>>82426913
just accept it lol
I was like you until I got 26 and now I just wear the little silly MLM flag on my keyring or as a dogtag and it's a good signal

and if people ask me if I got a gf I say "no but I don't have a bf either"

>>82426923
VERY MUCH SO easier said than done. I cannot shake looking at homosexuality as something wrong to do and that kinda feeds it for me sexually, but it is getting to the point where its greatly effecting my head irl and I look at strangers and act differently around men. Its been this way for 3 years or so, but ya its not happening. My life suggs I guess. xd

>>82426940
have you tried getting a therapist?

>>82426949
A therapist over being a little horny and avoiding gay sex? I didn't share the story because I am falling over irl sobbing on the ground uncontrollably over my inability to go out and fuck a stranger for some super secret gay identity that eats me alive daily. I legit just get really horny and feel my prostate well up, want some cock, masturbate and move on. This isn't something that causes disordered behavior and if I went to a therapist they would not do anything. Have you ever been to therapy or is this becoming some automated default response?

>>82426963
if you can cope with it fair enough but it sounds to me that you'd be happier having actual gay sex or even in a relationship with another man. Is it that impractical in ur country

>>82424895
>you can go out and do things WITHOUT an electronic pacifier
Except that you never go out. There's several things you can't do without a phone. Finding your friends when you're outside, getting an uber, use dating apps and meet people.
You don't know because you have no social life

>>82426971
I dunno, hot take, but if you cannot cope over your sexual identity, its not the identity you need psychological help with.

>>82426913
>closeted man
>27 and a virgin
why

>>82426978
>if you don't do it the way I perceive things then you must be...
Lol

>>82426963
No, a therapist for repressing and hiding your sexuality out of shame, fear and other unresolved issues

>>82426999
not *necessarily* but it is a good starting point to tacking the other underlying causes

>>82427006
Why not? Why question it at all?

creature moving

>>82427020
You avoided mentioning how you live out your social life without a phone to meet people up. That's because you just don't have one.
The audacity to shit on phone havers when your life without one is pretty secluded

Why is he awake at this hour? Time to leave the thread.

>>82426999
>if you cannot cope over your sexual identity, its not the identity you need psychological help with
How so? What else do you need help with? Sounds like your troubled relationship with your sexual identity is very high on your list of issues, specially when it means becoming 27 with the same romantic experience of a 12 yo.

>>82424895
>youre not gonna die without a phone
Sure but you won't be able to find anyone of your friends or your dates . Oh what's that, you don't have any? That's because you don't have a phone, silly.

>>82427042
Not that poster, just saying that you are wrong and you think very black and white. I even get the impression based on what you said that you probably only know a few kinds of people in your life, or none at all. Theres plenty of people that actively avoid using social media and devices, I meet lots and no they aren't old...

>>82427032
>why not
Simply because you don't want to be alone and celibate, you're not exactly happy or satisfied with that single forever life.
You are a homosexual who can't accept being one, I think that should be questioned alright

can i suck someone's dick in exchange for a phone holy shit
uuuuuggggghhhhh get me out of this phoneless hell

>>82427075
I don't use social media at all. I still need a phone to find my friends outside, otherwise we would be blindly looking for each other and missing because we don't have any means to communicate after leaving the house.
Honestly, the type of person who throws this tantrum over not needing a phone, let's be honest for one second here: do you have irl friends or anything resembling an irl social life? Because you sound like you don't and you're trying to justify that over having a phone.

>>82427093
You need a phone to find a dick to suck

>>82427116
Uhh... no you don't and no offense, but if you are struggling to find one another then you guys sound kinda mentally disabled.

>>82427075
>I meet lots
>Still friendless and bfless
You need to meet more. In real life, not over your computer

>>82427133
>makes shit up
Um ok

>>82427121
killing mysel
[joy emoji]

I use my phone to read books on a lunch break at work and that's about it.

>>82426913
Become Catholic

>>82427040
Hollowknight silksong reference

>>82427157
I have wrote extremely questionable smut at work on my phone

>>82427122
anon if you say things like that it makes it sound like you never went out to meet friends in real life, ever.
What if you're stuck in traffic and will be an hour late? What if you two miss each other in a crowd? What if you feel like changing the place to meet up? What if you find other friends and decide to change plans to accommodate for more people? What if you want to call some friend and see if he's available for hanging out at the last minute, without previous arrangements? What if you're in the streets alone without any means to go back home? What if you need any sort of help?
Seriously a phone is so freaking useful, when you say it like that, what you are actually saying is
>I have no social life and never go out to meet people irl

>>82427174
>closeted homosexual catholic
Made for priesthood

>>82427193
for the well-being of kids I would really hope anon doesn't persue this career path

>>82427139
Like you making it up that I only know few people or none at all? Is it only cool when you do it?
Why don't you be honest and tell us about your phoneless social life? Yesterday I went out to meet my friends and when I got there I called them to say "I'm here". My boy asks me for a ride by calling me. How do you manage?

Why are these threads ALWAYS so terrible? What is actually wrong with you faggots?

>>82427222
Too many normalfags.

>>82426963
>being a little horny and avoiding gay sex
See how you envision your sexuality, as a nuisance or a burden that is so unimportant it can be ignored.
But you can't ignore it, that's why you come to the gay thread. This is your little gay escape, the very last final pressure release valve for your homosexuality.
>This isn't something that causes disordered behavior
I'd wager it's a disordered behavior in on itself. Wasting your sexuality away with lonely self abuse like a pubescent, without ever developing romantic experiences and relationships.

>>82427243
not enough normalfags is the reason why this place is so shitty, it became the chud central. We need more normalfags to cleanse the evil from this place

>>82427198
Why do you assume he likes underage boys?

>>82427261
I'd wager homosexuality is disordered

>>82427277
catholics spent centuries raping little boys on the altar while bashing adult men in love. They deserve the scorn

>>82427284
Even if true, it's not something you can change about yourself. You either live in repression, loneliness and unhappiness, or you try to live out the best possible life as a homosexual man. We can guess which path you're taking

>>82427277
The vast majority of pedocriminals do not have a particular preference for underage people. Rather, they just see vulnerable people which they are in an easy position to abuse

>>82427271
Lowercase post = untruth.

>>82427271
we all are on a spectrum of normalfagness and faggotry. We should all support each other and have a laff rather than bring ourselves down

>>82427284
>said the homosexual
You need therapy asap

>>82427351
>We should all support each other
true. But robots have this insane bias and hatred against normalfags, and that's obviously PTSD from school bullying which is understandable.

>>82427207
You have a reading comprehension problem as I said you only seem to know of a few KINDS OF PEOPLE. Your opinions like the one about the phone are just absolutely ridiculous and I can tell it comes from somebody who doesn't leave their environment often, if not ever.

>>82427664
>I said you only seem to know of a few KINDS OF PEOPLE
Or none at all, you said. Please don't back track your assumptions now. You are just failing to address the actual point: how do you actually meet up with your friends/dates in real life without a phone? Do you have any?

>>82427261
>wager
Looks like you've been waging your whole life and it doesn't seem to have gotten you anywhere.

>>82427702
>you actually meant this, I know what you said
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9CYIfui3iks

>>82427277
because he's a homosexual, obviously. what are you fucking retarded?

I deserve a 10/10 femboy bottom gf and I'm tired of pretending I don't

>>82426913
I am seeing a glimpse into my future and I'm not sure if I like it

i wanna be a femboy!!

>>82427854
Its really not that bad desu I am still physically healthy and look young even boyish (possibly due to testosterone deficiency) but yeah I really am not that into the whole gay thing and don't bother, yeah I just don't give a shit really. What my real passion is is annoying others online.

>>82424601 (OP)
>The thoughts of bigoted incels choking me to death turn me on
WTF??????

I wanna be a right wing chudcel with a femboy bf

>>82427174
I read the bible a lot, study a lot of ancient history and dabbled in the old languages. Asking me to be a catholic is like asking me to willfully be retarded.

>>82428176
Really????? I thought you hated gays

>>82424932
tiktok warrior

>>82428214
I do but I still need a bf I need to have sex

>>82428195
There are many smart catholics that are well versed in ancient languages. Every priest must know Latin. You're celibate anyway so might as well embrace something that supports that celibacy

>>82428305
Fine fine fine! I need sweaty rough sex with an anon who's stronger and slightly older than me

>>82427753
Do you apply to same to straight priests? Assume that they be predatory to girls? There have probably been many priests and saints with same sex attraction that we are unaware of

>>82426913
Hi, can we please fuck, pretty please with a cherry on top?
>>82428195
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>82428392
What country are you in maybe we can do the hot sweaty sex?

>>82428519
America also I'm looking for a more long term relationship because I'm not a whore

>>82428597
I'm not in america also I'm looking for a more long term relationship because I'm not a whore and I want a boywife

>>82426256
bitch who said productive? not everything you do has to be "productive." le capitalism!!

>>82426978
>>82427069
how do you think people met friends before phones existed? how young are you? they would say, "hey, let's meet up at x place at y time" and then they would be there, and if they weren't, oh well! that's life!

i do have a busted old android, i just dont keep it clutched in my claw every moment of the day, and i dont pull it out the second i'm bored or confused. this is because i have ~self control~

im also not so chained to it that i wont leave home without it...its very freeing to walk around like ha! nobody can tell me shit! i'm out of the loop, i'm on the lamb! but as i said one can't miss a good picture so i do take a small film camera.

i am looking for a long term relationship but I'm also a whore who wouldn't turn down some sex

went to the store and didn't get fast food on the way back even though I really wanted to. Can I get a pat on the back?

I still have zero idea of what to use my new kitchen stuff for though, I haven't even taken the air fryer and rice cooker out of their boxes.

Who's a good boy? Such a good boy! Aww well done Story *pats your head cutely* :3
is this good enough

>>82429264

Yes, thank you. Also, no tummy rubs?

>>82429272
I will not stoop to that level

>>82429235
No. You get a manly hug and some cuddles on the back and a kiss on the forehead. You're a man and my manwife, not a dog.

My aunt is telling me (bad with dealing with pressure, anxious, hates responsibility) that I'm a born leader because the horoscope said so

Only cute and/or muscular tummies get rubs.

>>82424601 (OP)
Having voices outside my head again

If you rub a fat guy's tummy it's good luck and I'm certainly fat.

having a setting idea of a big underground cave with false stars at the very top, and an elaborate ecosystem of fungi, little beasts, big worms and other bugs living in it. Some gnomes live there or in surronding, smaller caves with cities and shit.

Nobody has reached the top of the cave where the false stars are because if you climb too hide an horde of demonic bats comes from the side and kills you or destroys anything approaching it.

I want to write a story about it. A human ambassador to the gnome city makes a machine that goes up all the way (some gyrocopter, maybe?).

At the very top he finds some vampire twink or something who just watches the gnomes and they fall in love. I need to workshop the idea more

I keep trying to have sex with this guy but he keeps saying he can't have sex because he is not chad. What do?

>>82429438
become chad yourself so he has sex with you

>tfw no tfw no bf poster bf
not original??? How dare thee??

>>82429744
I can't be original, ">tfw no bf" posters are in high demand.

>>82429757
>tfw no original poster bf

Homosexuality is literally bad, man up, stop being gay.
No one respects gays you know.

>>82429840
if it's bad why does it feel good when I suck a man's dick?

>>82429852
Because you're still a boy, you need to grow up if you ever want to be respected.

>>82427742
>It's okay if I assume you don't leave your environment but don't you dare assume anything about me
I guess you don't talk about how you meet your friends without a phone because you don't have any. Assumption status: spot on.

>>82427854
You can change that future any moment by leaving your room and going to a date.
Or you can head towards wizardry and loneliness. Have you already made that choice?

>>82427987
>I really am not that into the whole gay thing
But you're into coming to the gay thread often to talk about how you are 27 without any semblance of romantic experience.
Seems like you give a little shit, anon.

>>82428176
right wing chudcels only get loneliness, anon. You are a prime example of that.

>>82425466
father big leggy

>>82429438
you're still trying to get it on with these anonymous weirdos? Come on, anon. You deserve someone real who lives near you. Someone who doesn't know what Chad or any other incel lingo means.

>>82428195
>I read the bible a lot
I hope you do it critically and without faith in these ancient verses. It would only fuel your loneliness if you did otherwise

My bf will never post in all lowercase because he is not lame

Hue alert we have a confirmed hue sighting, everyone to the bunker.

>>82428963
>how do you think people met friends before phones existed?
You mean 30 years ago? They did it in ways that are completely alien to you: they engaged in their social lives in reality.
It's so odd that you're on this tirade against phones but the reality of your secluded life speaks the exact opposite: he better have a phone or else he will become like you.
When was the last time you've been to a date with a significant other? Or when was the last time you hung out with friends irl?
Thought so

>>82428963
>>82428963
>it...its very freeing to walk around like ha! nobody can tell me shit! i'm out of the loop, i'm on the lamb!
Alone.
Being utterly alone in the streets is not the brag you think it is

>>82429840
homosexuality is literally good though.
nonetheless you can't ask someone to stop being gay anymore than you can ask an asian to have wide eyes.
You can ask them to repress and be celibate, but most anons here are already on that path, so you're preaching to the choir.
Do people respect incels, though?

I'm so sad for my cat cause he was so well kept, clean and had no scars or anything but now in last 4 days he's been fighting with one of two other similar sized cats and his nose is scared and he has injured bloody wounds on his leg and stuff. I tried to keep him inside during nighttime and chased the other cat away but couldn't stop him from running after it despite trying. It's futile ig. Dumb orange cat.

Neighbors dog followed me on my run today, that's a first. Made it more enjoyable cuz I didn't have my phone with me for once. Was very dark when I was getting back tho.

>>82428963
>i have ~self control~
>adult celibate shitposting daily in the gay thread
I wish you could do something worthwhile with all that self control

>>82430037

poor kitty, get him neutered and keep him inside. Inside cats live longer.

>>82430037
how many pictures like that you have saved on your computer, you lil weeb? Delete them or else no bf

>>82430056
I told you to cook rice a year ago and you bought a fucking rice cooker but never used it? You hurt me with your bullshit

>>82430093

I don't know what to have with the rice and I've only had the thing for 3 weeks. That's a very short time for something to just sit in the box for me. I have stuff I ordered from amazon a year ago still sitting the box.

>>82430056
I'm not going to castrate my fucking cat and I have no authority to let him stay inside unfortunately

>>82430115
>have no authority over my pets
disgraceful. Your cat will live the cat version of fight club if you don't castrate him. He will only come home to eat. He will become one with the streets. It will be feral in every way

>>82430115

Do you want a healthy cat who lives a nice long life? if so get him neutered. He won't fight as much or as brutally and leaving him unfixed is contributing to the stray cat problem.

>>82430022
No group is mercilessly mocked than gay men, It's time for you to grow up and get a girlfriend.

What's the minimum salary you'd have to be offered in order to re-experience your worst year in school?
Once you accept a salary, you can't back out of it, so think carefully

>>82430111
>don't know what to have with the rice
Any fucking thing. I hate when you do that. There's something obvious and simple and you have to act retarded and pretend you don't know shit, but you do. You're not retarded, you have a history degree and drive a car, you can 100% figure something out to eat with rice.
Or you know what? Don't. Waste all your money on junk food and meat. Go full retarded. I don't care

Ufc france was their best event this year probably. I knew it would be good but not that good.

>>82430151
Plenty of groups are mercilessly mocked, included but not limited to: trannies, blacks, indians, poor people, the handicapped, single moms, cuckolds, former female porn stars and sex workers, and most notably incels and adult virgins.
The lesson you should be learning here is to live your authentic life and be happy regardless of what people think. Caring about the opinions of others like that is a no brainer. Are you 13? Middle school is over, anon. Adulthood is calling.

>>82429840
I want a bf, not respect of some random person.

>>82430155
Considering for some of these anons the worst year in school made them permanently social outcasts for life, I'd say that's too dangerous

>>82430194
Even in your inexperience you show much more wisdom than this dude, so congratulations.

>>82430151
This sentence is like a little glimpse into your sexually repressed mind. Saying these things won't make you straight, anon. I'm afraid nothing will.

>>82425324
Why did you fee the need to reply to some spambot not once but twice and I swear you did this once before few days ago. Just ignore the retard having a spamming meltdown.

>>82427040
Of course the ugly ass creature poster is lowercase subhuman lmao. I like how every retard I don't like is lowercase subhuman, it's truly what separates men from cattle

>>82430198
Exactly what made me think about that question.
On one hand I already went through it and have some wisdom from it but it wasn't just whatever social issues I had at the time but also having to deal with school alongside it.
I'd probably do it for a salary that'd let me NEET comfortably for a decade atleast.

taking care of my sick fbf, I wonder if he'd find it charming if I showed up in this cute nurse outfit.

>>82430333
If you could live it again and do something different, it would be a blessing in disguise. If you had to live the exact same year as it happened, it would be torture. I'd do it for one million

>>82430353
That's the female version, anon

Can someone give me a yeehaw?

>>82430369
oops, I just grabbed the first pic on google.
>>82430370
yeehaw!!

>>82430369
looks pretty unisex to me really. wouldn't have known if you hadn't said anything. not like the girls wear skirts and those nurse cap thingies anymore.

>>82429438
I'm not chad and I never once had someone offer me sex and the few times where I offered to have sex with a bottom they mocked my tiny miniscule 7 inch penis and ghosted me for being too short it's over...

>>82430386
Thanks for the yeehaw.

>>82430386
Can you spot the difference?

>>82430400
Forgot the pic in original

this is the gaybourhood and you are not welcome

>>82430400
Famele garments usually have extra fabric at the bust for boobs and a tight waist.

>>82429993
No he actually bothers workers at hotel lobbies because he has no on who wants to spend time with him lmao

>>82430176
>adult virgins
surprisingly i don't see much mocking of them, only incels who wanted to have sex in the first place

>>82430405
Imagine flirting with a bunch of anonymous, faceless strangers and being so mentally broken by this "rejection" that you give up entirely. You're one weak fella. It's like you expected universal appraisal even behind anonymity and nothing less would appease you.

>>82430437
really only the ones who feel entitled to sex should be badmouthed but 'virgin' is a go to insult online.

Remembering things and knowledge is kinda pointless when you can look any information up and get answers instantly. Tech causes you to have bad memory but not necessarily, it's mostly down to how you look at it. I think it's dumb to keep useless info about things you don't give a shit about inside your head but my memory has gotten a lot worse in last 10 years or so...

>>82430437
>surprisingly i don't see much mocking of them
It's because you are literally surrounded by them, anon. Like a fish doesn't notice the water.
In real life, male groups mock adult virgins so hard there's barely any men who would openly admit being one.

>82430156
Except hue keep trying to get him to do things he doesn't want to do so clearly you do care. Otherwise you wouldn't respond to hm over and over again retarded monkey.

>>82430408
yes. I was just in a hurry.
>>82430407
not a problem fella.

>>82430435
And he still feels superior for not having a phone? Pathetic.
It's typical incel attitude, choose a path that makes life harder then complain about it.

>>82430458
This is only true to an extent, it only takes 30 seconds to look something up but if you need to look up everything that's hours of your time wasted when instead you could have had access to it instantly through your memories. Also, search results are not always reliable, they are often biased and summarized for easier viewing so you may just end up with partial or wrong information.

>>82430333
School was best part of my life lol
>>82430353
That's not cute

I won't yeehaw because I'm not southern and I don't want to culturally appropriate the culture.

>>82430497
>School was best part of my life
Welp, I'm happy for you :D

>>82430405
if someone rejected you irl you would probably cry like a baby

>>82430497
what's not cute about it? scrubs are cute esp if my fbf is expecting a s*xy nurse outfit when I tell him about it.
>>82430499
I'm from the south, you get the pass, you may say it.

>>82430497
So how did you end up here if you liked school so much

>>82430493
>Also, search results are not always reliable, they are often biased and summarized for easier viewing so you may just end up with partial or wrong information.
That's every information unless you're an expert in the field or have long term experience with it. Regardless I was talking about more simple things or basic trivia let's call it. This stupid questions you'd get in a pop quiz for example.

>>82430523
y-yeehaw.

>>82430527
Because I'm mentally ill and my mental health got worse after graduating and so did my intellectual abilities yay. Basically events right after I finished high school ruined me for life and I wish to go back to when not knowing what you wanna do in life was socially acceptable.

>>82430533
that's the spirit! yeehaw!!

>>82430477
imagine going to hotel lobbies to socialize with workers there and bother those who stay over because you think it's a day care for losers over 30 like he does.

>>82430517
We'll see I plan on asking someone out soon

>>82428634
I love you anon. I wish I could meet you in person and I hope you wouldn't kill me

eugh I need to get out and find the cute guys... all of them are straight though... maybe I should try a gay bar? what demographic of faggots are there usually?

>>82430605
Imagine someone finally agrees to meet me and date me and then they actually come face to face with my hideous disgusting body and they see that I'm incredibly short under 6 feet tall and my tiny weak pathetic scrawny arms and my hideous grotesque misshapen 7 inch penis they would probably gag and be unable to contain their disgust at my visage and I'd just be humiliated once again and just have all my beliefs and expectations reinforced once again

>>82430412
these are psych ward clothes lol

>>82430685
pysch ward would never have elastic in the pants, you could take it out and hang yourself.

YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW!!!!! orig

have you ever taken a bath with one of your guys? I've only taken a shower with someone else.

>>82430709
That's oddly specific have you ever been

>>82430531
>That's every information unless you're an expert in the field
No, not really. Google search is often wrong or lacking information. And do not even start me on the ai results.
>I was talking about more simple things or basic trivia let's call it
That information is not even worth looking up, completely useless and has no impact on your life, needing even to look that up shows the worth of your life.

>>82430774
not that guy but i spend 2 months in a psych ward and yes. They don't let you have anything. The arts and craft room was an absolute joke because you can't have anything sharp

>>82430808
>2 months
Schizophrenic?

bbc is the best

>>82430817
>schizophrenic

nah, psychotic break

>>82430764
Telling people to kill themselves because they had sex is starting to get really boring.

>>82430824
What happened what are you diagnosed with?

>>82430871
when have I ever done that?

Would you rather have a rich bf who was unfaithful or a dirt poor bf who would never ever leave you?

>>82430914
dirt poor bf and we get our shit together

>>82430890
I had an NDE and it pushed me over the edge into psychosis. Tried to kill myself, then i was told to get in the back of a van to get better so i did.

>>82430923
also i'm diagnosed with psychosis/autism/adhd

>>82430914
the dirt poor bf that loves you is more valuable than all the world's coin put together.
You're a soulless normalfag incapable of love if you don't choose him.

>southern
>culture

>>82431018
i would use to be but sadly i recently got a job that gives me enough money to not qualify as dirtpoor anymore

>>82431018
Me too, don't have much going for myself either....

>>82429981
>>82429993
i find plenty of people to talk to outside. many of them are rather old, but not all. the other day a tween asked about my electric camera.

>>82430048
i run a business but thats neither here nor there. this is literally the best place to talk to people on the whole internet.

>>82430477
i didnt complain about it all dummy. talk about me more please. its a warm feeling that im so memorabe.

>>82431018
If I were to suddenly not be a hikiNEET I'd basically be a highschool dropout wagie on suicide watch.

>>82430584
imagine being so paralytically socially afraid that you're worried about offending people by fucking sitting somewhere. please either grow up and stop worrying so much or get younger and unclench your ancient ass. maybe both.

your "nobody do anything" version of society is literally why everything sucks ass and balls these days by the way

I can't hate that anon for taking advantage of the fact customer service workers have to be nice, I do it too sometimes.
Primarily if a cute guy is working at a cash register, then I take advantage of it and unapologetically compliment him, nothing creepy though, as far as I'd go is calling them handsome, which I think is the most on the nose "I'm into you" compliment one can give to a male specimen.

Well I have at least taken the airfryer out of the box now, but I don't know if I'll use it today for the chicken or not.

>>82431168
You really tell random straight men they're handsome knowing they can't express ick back at having a gay guy into them because they're working their job?

Braver than I am, wow. I fully admit i have ingrained shame and homophobia but jeez I wouldn't imagine being able to tell a stranger he was cute to his face. I'd expect to get punched in mine.

>>82431109
Hey retard, if you wanted to meet people go to places where people want to socialize and not bother poor workers or paying customers. Your version of daycare for adults is why everything sucks hairy ass and balls. Fuck off to lgbt center.

>>82431384
tfw the best I managed to confess a crush to a gym bro was to tell him "you were the reason why I came here so often" (had been gymming together for a year about)

I'm still waiting for a boy to play hedgehog minecraft with me :(

I don't really feel sorry for the male retail workers though even if they were straight, I bet they hit on women in the same manner.

>>82431439
i think even a straight man appreciates being called handsome

>>82431448
I agree when was the last time you got complimented?

>>82431456
uuh probably that one time where someone in the street said they liked the hat I wear

>>82431448
yeah by women, not by some fruity guy who he thinks wants to take his butthole.

I've never hit on anyone or been hit on. I may as well be a ghost

>>82431367
Yeah, it's really cathartic and makes my wiener tingle.
But not for that reason
>they can't express ick back
It's because I can do the most normal thing straights can do (showing interest) without getting physically harmed over it.

>>82431486
heyy sexy

>>82431522
Yea that doesn't count. 1. you don't even know what I look like or who I am 2. you're only doing that because i said i've never been hit on not because you actually like me

>>82431551
dude just let him call you sexy

>>82431551
Sorry, I was trying to cheer you up :<

>>82431551
Well it counts. So what now.

>>82431636
Doesn't count what's the point of someone who doesn't know what you look like hitting on you. I could be an obese gross troll beast for all you know

>>82431657
are you like depressed or something?

>omg random person on anonymous image board called me sexy who's never seen me and only said that out of pity! I am so over the moon!
Such fake little twats. No wonder you can't get boyfriends when you're THIS inauthentic

>>82430176
we love single moms here

>>82431942
dude you're either the biggest virgin or the most chad one here

stupid catty faggots

I've been complimented lots all my life, by women mostly. It's nice don't get me wrong, but it means more when it's from someone who loves you, maybe someday I'll get to know what that's like for real.
>>82432043
I may be dumb and gay and catty, but that's ok because, uuuh, uhmm, well it just is!

people have complimented my hair my entire life

>>82430176
>trannies
>cuckolds
>former female porn stars and sex workers
these arent comparable to anything else on that list
also ewwww

I look and do this in real life

>>82432182
Are you sure about that, senpai?

>>82432219
Yes infact

I barely woke up like 2 hours ago and I feel super tired, am I dying?

>>82432251
you might have cancer

I tied my shoes wrong and now my toe hurts

>>82431942
Hey, for your information, he never tried to escalate that "heyy sexy"

>>82432582
tie them correctly then sweety... or get ones with clips.

My butt feels empty of cock. I hate this feeling. I need to be filled

>>82432692

mango mango didy phonk ahh anon

>>82430914
What's the point of this absolutely retarded question?
"Hey would you like an awesome bf or a horrible one". I think most of you are actually subhuman retarded whores.

>>82432692
>super meat
But I already have that!

>>82431168
>>82431511
I hope you get hit by a car on your way out of the store after doing that
>>82431448
Why would compliments from some creepy stranger mean anything to anyone?

>>82431942
But they can get boyfriends, they just don't try. Fully agree on inauthentic fake bullshit tho.

>>82432692

devil cave...

maybe after taco bell.

Wait Kenneth transplanted his mom's vagina onto his asshole???? Damn that depraved old man...

>>82432867

I thought we were talking about bussies? Oh no did I misread something again?

My bussy is itchy oh no

At one point does something every normal human is afraid of become an irrational fear?

>>82432909
something that is highly unlikely/rare and uncommon. clowns are rarely evil but some people are afraid of them. same with deep water you don't really go in it often.

Holy crap I think I just give up on taking pictures of myself every single one turns out like I handed the phone to some toddler. In fact I bet they would take a better one than me. Wish I grew up full of myself enough to have experience now because I can't make a dating profile because you need pictures, and I can't even do a hookup even if I wanted to because those also require pictures.
Sometimes I wish I could just stop being gay, not straight just not anything at all that way I don't have to stress myself out about this because it feels like time is ticking down faster and faster.
I don't think I look bad I just have no clue what I'm doing, yes yes lighting angles blah blah blah I don't know how to learn that stuff not only that but you need to do them in public too and I feel like such a spaz doing it there

it's been a slow day
https://youtu.be/aOgCiqn4EOE

>>82428420
I am not interested in sex or relations desu I just wanna sleep and wake up and watch the sun rise then go outside and sit on logs

>>82432817
>from some creepy stranger
I'm actually fucking gorgeous, try again.

could you bf a cute guy if he had an adult woman fetish

>>82433109
Ew this hypothetical guy is into those creatures?!
Shame on him.

>>82433141
so
is that a maybe

I've been buying too much Lego Batman stuff recently

Would you let your fbf buy toys?

>>82433177
as long as they there was a cap on how much he could spend and if he was spending his own money then I would have no right to say anything.

>>82433177
If it's in moderation then It wouldn't be a dealbreaker, but I'd make fun of his ass for it, but would also very happily play with him if he had something like board games, cards, puzzles or simply be physically abusive to his stuffed animals.

stuffed animals is an ick

>>82433253
I'm gonna be physically abusive to your bumhole.

I won a new plushie at the arcade

>>82433323
Well, show the class!

>>82433321
Yer going to have to wrestle me for it

>>82431413
i literally never said i would talk to the people working there a single time. you invented that in your little head. liking to sit in hotel lobbies makes me basically 101 years old. it is literally the most bizarre thing to have a problem with. as i also said, anyone who i talk to talked to me first, because i'm shy. you literally have a problem with me bothering nobody in a public space and having conversations with strangers who start them with me. you're borderline deranged, to be honest.

>>82433413
I probably weigh more than you Anon...

>>82433109
yes if we both loved each other
obviously

>>82433342
ok here it is
quite kawaii if I may say so

>>82433544
I thought that was quagsire for a second

still cool

>>82433481
trvthnvke...

>>82433506
what is your stance on watching porn while in a relationship

>>82433563
not the end of the world
but would prefer if we just got each other off

fuck, i need to find a bf asap

>>82433671
off topic but I feel like my ideal bf would be a fellow r9gay user

probably looked down upon here though

good luck on your bf quest

What even is the appeal of Lady Gaga? Why do so many fags gravitate to her so heavily to the point they feel more kinship with her than their own loved ones? Her act just seems so over the top and garish with zero substance, everything wrong with our culture today. She had some catchy songs, sure. That's about my appreciation for her. I don't devote my entire life essence to her like every other gay seems to.

>>82433789
>Her act just seems so over the top and garish with zero substance.

like many in the lgbt community and their hysterics every time even something remotely bad happens?

>>82433761
I feel like only 5% of all /r9gay/ posters would even consider doing something homosexual IRL let alone have a relationship so it's the same odds as actually finding a non /r9gay/ bf

>>82433838
I misspoke I meant it would be easier to find one not from here

>>82433789
When I was reading reviews for Joker 2 people were saying "at least gays will like new lady gaga songs" but I don't know any lady gaga songs outside of Bad Romance. I assume it's astroturfing.

I've tried to be a normie (bottom) gay, listed to gaga and watched an entire season of drag race. I just could not get into it and it felt like torture.

Who's interested in discussion about torture?
>>>/pol/515074384

>>82433887
completely and utterly barbaric. Circumcision should only be done as a last resort when all other options fail for conditions like phimosis.

>>82433887
My first order as President would be to ban circumcision, which is why I will never be elected President.

>>82433906
Yes, words fail to describe the horror that is inflicted on newborns
The more you learn the more gruesome it gets

damn this is some grim shit

>>82433918
A rare based foid? Her mother should be put to death.

>>82433932
It's the kind of anger and sickness you physically feel

>>82433789
I fell in love with her music after watching too many Jujutsu Kaisen fan animations on youtube.

>>82434006
why couldn't I have been chosen to live in a different vault

I feel disgusted every time I looked at my mutilated dick knowing how beautiful natural penises look.

>>82433789
she rose during some peak gay pride years, and many of her tracks are quintessential gaypop, so it shouldn't be a surprise

who wants to be little tinkerers together and play a minecraft tech modpack

>>82434279
how about you finger me and then let me watch you play your game

I REGRET GETTING IN LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN DESPITE BEING BI! I FEEL SO GOOD AS A FEMBOY/SISSY/CROSSDRESSING GAY MAN SO MUCH! WHY DO MEN IRL NOT LOVE ME BUT ONLINE I FIND BILLIONS AHHH *cooms*

>>82434314
you're like interactive manga for the freaks you interact with

>>82434314
I think way more men would be open about wanting to get with twinkish pretty guys if it were socially acceptable

>>82434279
I wanna play lego batman 1 but we can play minecraft after

>>82431070
>i find plenty of people to talk to outside
And without a phone you have no way to keep in contact with any of them, so you're here friendless and bfless begging for attention.

>>82434358
How am I like interactive manga? I'm not saying you are wrong, I'd love to know your reasoning~
>>82434468
I really think so too :( But I've been bullied practically for being a femboy by trans for "not going all the way" and by "gays" for "being weirdly obsessed with women" so im just left in the middle. This was in California by the way so its not like "hurr durr south" or some shit.

>>82431367
straight guys do it to girls all the time

>>82434577
>bullied by trans for "not going all the way"
they will never be women
>and by "gays" for "being weirdly obsessed with women"
they don't like the extra competition

>>82434577
>I've been bullied practically for being a femboy by trans for "not going all the way" and by "gays" for "being weirdly obsessed with women"
You would be mercilessly mocked for being a little fag if you actually engaged with conservatives irl, so it's odd to leave that out.

I wish penis in my mouth.

>>82433789
Biggest pop singer to vocally support gay people ever since Madonna. She sung about coming out of the closet and accepting being queer in 2010 when singers like Britney and Mariah and even Beyonce made a career out of queer money without ever raising the flag and being an ally.

BI SO LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ON THE MENU
STILL CAN'T FIND ANYONE
JUST WANT A SOFT FEMININE BODY TO CUDDLE AND PAMPER
FUCK THIS GAY NIGGER EARTH
AND FUCK THE MIDWEST

>>82434596
That made me smile and blush, thanks anon ^/./^
>>82434615
Okay that's true, I think my ex conservative friends were closeted though. The one that badly wanted to be a cop (but only worked on computers, not that that's bad) always said futa was 100% straight.

>>82433761
Life is so far from ideal. Sure it would be great to find a bf who visited the same niche forum as you and was a loser like you and shared all your issues, like practically a clone or a soulmate, it would be perfect. But life's not perfect. Can you give up on your ideal dream and settle for real life?

>>82434660
>STILL CAN'T FIND ANYONE
Not like you're looking that hard. Flirting anonymously doesn't count.

>>82434660
>SOFT FEMININE BODY
>but not a girl
lmao closeted homosexuals are funny

>>82434685
I've been to the bars, I've been to the clubs, I've been to the board games night, this area just doesn't have what I'm looking for its all normies and rednecks. I'm not trying to move across the country or have some sort of E-relationship.

>>82434673
>my ex conservative friends were closeted though
Like you? Sounds like r9gay honestly, are your ex friends from over here?

>>82434693
But you've never been to a date with another guy, so you're clearly missing some key steps. You're looking for something that doesn't exist. What's wrong with a normie bf? Or a redneck bf? Not good enough for you?

>>82434673
>worked on computers
>said futa was 100% straight
yup, gay

>>82434698
I'm not closeted! ://<
>>82434693
Gotta convince more femboys to join the midwest, make it a trend so they all follow like birds

>>82434688
A girl would be fine but most girls have a girl brain and its just so unattractive, the whole way they think is just so ughhh. A tomboy would be cool but again its like trying to find a blue lobster.

>>82434716
HE EITHER BECAME THE FEMBOY OR IS GOING FOR THEM
Never thought of that...

>>82434715
I've dated two guys, one wanted me to fuck him in public and the other got super weirded out after cumming every time. Both were just normal looking guys and I have no romantic attraction to masculinity only sexual so it doesn't work out completely.

>>82434720
A clearly gay femboy who says he's bi and posts trannime? Don't make me laugh

>>82434742
>dated two guys
So you can find someone, it seems your problem is more about making the relationship work. It's sad that you have so little to say about those two guys almost like you're reducing your experiences to casual sexual encounters.
Sounds like you need to do whatever you did last time to find a guy to date, but this time you learn from your mistakes and you aim for a relationship.

>>82434293
the fingering is the reward for playing the game

>>82434744
Okay well jeez you called me out now.
Do you want to make me your boyfriend and make me do all the kinks that make your cock swell up with happiness and joy?
A-and go out on coffee dates and dinner dates or stay in and cook and make coffee or tea or whatever u/./u"

>>82434744
yeah it's so bizzare... their whole life motto is "traps are not gay"

>>82434770
I need the femboy gamers to get out of their little hidey holes and come find daddy thats what i need

>>82434742
>no romantic attraction to masculinity only sexual
Internalized homophobia bs. Your brain doesn't tell these two apart, sexual attraction is passion which is a gateway to love, you're just repressed

>>82434787
no im going to pelt u with bricks

>>82434787
I'm more serious about this than you think. You feel the need to lie about being bi even anonymously when It's just internalized homophobia and lack of self acceptance. Chud echo chambers don't help.

>>82434774
minecraft is boring I'd rather watch someone play it than do that myself I'd rather play a fps

>>82434794
well good luck undoing 28 years of internalized homophobia. it is what it is. Not sure how I'm homophobic when I've sucked dick and taken it in the ass but ok.

>>82434818
Some men have come out in their 70s. It's never too late. The mere fact you can admit that it's repression is already a step forward.
You're not homophobic to others, but to yourself by not letting your love for men flourish into lasting relationships

>>82434807
I'm annoyed that somehow turned me on, I'm ruined
>>82434808
Also ahhhn, I mean, I really am bi but I feel more happy in my heart and spiritually happy in the position of a submissive male in a gay relationship~
My favorite, most heart warming roleplays online were with a very loving but kinky dom male online so, you may be onto the lack of self acceptance. I genuinely feel though since I feel I "started" off being into women, bigger women too (BBW Wise) but those failed and lasted at least four years and never went anywhere. I also much prefer being a submissive in a relationship and with women they go like, retarded when they think they want to be "dominant" but have no idea how to.
Guys just do it, women flaunt it like some identity/political badge.

>>82434793
You will get a masculine bf, a man, and you will be pleased with him and shut up about femboys for once

>>82434818
>I've sucked dick and taken it in the ass
But you still came here to cry about not being able to find anyone?
There's something missing from your narrative

>>82434852
You're clearly gay but closeted.

>>82434873
Relationships are more than fucking and licking the balls anon.

>>82434860
Maybe, but at the point I've conceded and settled.

What the actual fuck is going on here tonight?

>>82434881
How do I uncloset then?! D: I already have gone on dates with men before but been ghosted by one cause his cumshot straight up slapped the shit out of my throat (hot) but made me gag it up and he thought I was just bad I think.
But I do miss dick and love the idea of being a sub for a man so blah ;/3/;

>>82434883
So your problem is not "finding someone" but making it last? See how you say your issue is one thing, but when we do a little digging, there's more about your issue than meets the eye? Your type is not known for honesty, even anonymously you wear a mask and present a version of yourself that's not entirely true.
Like you're saying that you can't find anyone when it's you who have been rejecting gay guys because you can't "romance" them.

>>82434900
>How do I uncloset then?
Tell your parents and friends that you're gay.
>already have gone on dates
>Only recollection is about the sex
Maybe try going to a date and actually talk and get to know the other person like you're actually trying to get a bf? That's the way to go.

>>82434910
finding someone to be in a long term relationship yes.
finding someone for a quick fuck is as easy as going onto grindr for 30 seconds.
Are you implying you don't have a type? You'd date any man that was willing?

>>82434925
I told my parents and friends I'm bi but then got hated by the gay ones cause "trans stuff cause femboy" and religious catering straights disliked me cause... well its vague there but probably the religion. Also Dad called me gay and a woman for wanting to be a gymnast at 6 so probably got confused what gay meant as a kid, and then moved to east coast for roommate situation cause I was living in my car homeless past three years prior and stuff lel
Posted femboy stuff on Instagram during that but probably need to try more dates to get a BF as I just haven't got time around for that but will now that im settled in more.

>>82434943
>finding someone to be in a long term relationship yes.
When you say you don't feel romantic attraction for men, you're actually saying they're only good for fucking, which makes me think you're the gatekeeper of relationships in your life.

>>82434949
bi and gay are the same thing to straights

>>82434943
>Are you implying you don't have a type?
I like men. I'm a minority on r9gay though. But I'm not sure if you really only likes trannoids, or if it's some repression issue

>>82434949
>told my parents and friends I'm bi
That's not really coming out because you're not really bi, you're gay. You can barely tell that to yourself. That's how you start coming out of the closet. Self admittance

>>82434976
They are and just gets gay men pissed off and insecure i'm gonna cheat on them with a woman ;/w/;
I get addicted to dick really easily I can tell, just can't find men so i'll try harder!~

>>82434812
which fps i will judge you

>>82434949
>got hated by the gay ones cause "trans stuff cause femboy"
Your gay friends hated on you because they thought you were trans? Were those online friends?
Being hates by the religious friends, that doesn't need any further explanation.
Why did you live for 3 years in your car?
Being confused about the meaning of the word gay at 6 doesn't change what you are, anon. Notice how many times you talked about dicks in this thread. You're not really bi.

>>82434955
well damn let a guy wallow in his self sabotage, I just can't express romance with a normal looking dude and theres no qt fems around.
>>82434988
Trans don't exist either you might as well be talking about a unicorn in my area.

>>82435034
The gay couple and some dude who felt like a straight but actually humped me at a club while I was the only sober one, then said he had a trans GF for like four years, and like, I unno.
It was a weird last year of my friendship with them because its almost like they took the femboy aspect of my life and interpreted that as I'm trans but like a TRANSBIAN where Im a dude who goes trans to be with women. When it's more I was a dude trying a relationship with a women and then when she wanted to be a transman my first thought was "Ew, no cock" and then I realized I'm probably gayer than expected...h-heh u///u
Also hated her starfish sex energy

>>82435016
Payday, TF2 or fallout

>>82435038
>let a guy wallow in his self sabotage,
this thread is 100% that, which would be fine
However there are so many delusional, detached from reality guys here who are so immersed online, they take everything here as truth and build personalities around that.
There are gays here, celibates, who have been coming here for years to complain about being lonely, blaming every other gay for it. Posts like your only reinforce their narrative: it's not their fault that they're incels, it's other gays that aren't good enough for them.
Your wallowing May inadvertently pull other gays down. Their spirits must be lifted

>>82435038
>I just can't express romance with a normal looking dude
Peak sexual repression. Deep rooted homophobia. No self love.

>>82435055
So they didn't actually ostracize you for being a femboy and you're only telling a much more complex story half-assedly, supporting your own biased conclusion? Why can't you just say you're a gay guy? If why can't you just have a date with a gay guy without creating all this unnecessary drama?

jeez you some of you really need to try going out more.

>>82435116
I'll go out and date men more, you win! >:/c
I just don't wanna share a pretty complex and weird story.
I'm embarrassed already enough even anonymously cause I'm derp.

soft top and power bottom

tick tock anon
tick tock

>>82434576
actually no, i know where they hang out so i can see them anytime. it's a much more fun way of doing things. i know one person in brooklyn, an older lady, and one person here, a tall old guy. i also had a friend closer to my age here, but she moved a little further away so i saw her less and then either she stopped going outside or moved again. theres also a guy around my age here who wears a fur coat all winter, i see him walking around pretty frequently and we look at each other with recognition. i am working up the courage to say nice coat to him sometime when it is winter again. that is if he starts wearing it again. i havent been here very long so ive only seen him wear it 2 years in a row, and as its all he wears in the winter i assume its a long term habit. but maybe its not and he will wear something else. anyway he's a cool seeming guy. and how would having a phone in my pocket help me talk to him? i cant look him up on teh facebook or da gram as "guy who wears a fur coat in the winter." so you are wrong again...

>>82433838
i almost had an r9gay bf then i went and dated a fag from tinder and now i'm stuck with him, i do like him but theres no going back

>>82433439
You probably do given I weigh about 120 pounds

>>82424601 (OP)
gross, dude. the only good warm milk is warm chocolate milk and im pretty damn sure that doesnt come out of cocks. AND itll give you indigestion or something, the only time i ever tried it out my stomach was so upset for a day or two.

>>82435693
ahhhh i miss my first and only real gf. she was like 5 foot, 80 pounds...flat chest, flat, wide butt, but a silly thigh gap. i could just pick her up and manhandle her like it was nothing.

my first technically real gf was actually the contrary.

>>82436267
goddamn it the song reference here is driving me crazy. whats it from. mary mary quite contrary?

he said, oh mary contrary
how does your garden grow
come with me, and you'll be
the seventh maid in a row

>>82433074
Doubt but that doesn't mean you're not creepy thoever
>>82433177
Translation: please say you would date me so I feel better about myself

>>82433431
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81233391/#81247212
Is this you or not? Loitering in places meant for paying customers is bothering people working there yes. It's not your public daycare, go buy a drink at a coffee shop or something. It's bizarre.

>>82434584
And that's also wrong and they're creeps. Do better!
>>82434646
Yaaaaas support us corpo overlords, put the flag in your bio yaaaaaas

>>82435002
Aren't you the one who said you're in a relationship with a woman and miss dick? Why wouldn't it be the case if it was the other way around? So, as you can see, it's not unfounded. Also fuck off this is not a thread for you retard.

>>82427285
No. I was asking about this anon specifically
>>82427300
Priesthood isnt much different than fatherhood or teaching then. Priests know they will go to hell for those actions.

>>82435368
What a schizophrenic, pointless ramble
>I know this lady but she moved away so I don't see her anymore
If only you had a way of contacting her...
If only this didn't prove hues point
>cant look him up on teh facebook or da gram as "guy who wears a fur coat in the winter." so you are wrong again...
Can't ask him for his username either apparently lol

You don't talk like an actual human where you respond to things being said to you, you just ramble about whatever you want that's barely related to what was said.

I probably wouldn't be an addict if I got a bf earlier.
unfortunately, I still don't have one so I cope with pills
I'm not a junkie, I'm a patient, it's a prescription and I use it as medicine.

I met a really nice boy here who loved me 2 years ago that I messaged everyday and was planning to meet eventually. I'm pretty sure he died. That or he got tired of me. Either way I'm pretty torn about it.

>>82437380
One should be killed if one ghosts another

>>82435002
>>82434577
Give me advice on how to get a femboy bf please

>>82437731
The hardest part about it is finding one. Actually getting into a relationship with one is fairly easy.

tung tung tung sahur puffin real slow
wooden and smooth got that silent glow

>>82438644
This might be a skeleton in the closet for me but I find italian brainrot hilarious, but only when I'm high.

>>82438689
i dreamt i smoked a kilogram of weed and did shrooms i picked from the graveyard and my dad found out and got mad at me and kicked me out :(

>>82438694
Dreams are funny aren't they?
The most recent dream I remember was about me driving through some familiar rural towns in the middle of the night and then seeing a husky walking around, I stopped my car and then contemplated what I should do to help the husky or the owner who might be looking for him, but the dog disappeared.
The anectode I described actually happened to me though, I hope that it simply escaped from it's yard rather than getting lost or abandoned....

>>82438798 (myself)
post note: My biggest regret though is not taking a photo of the dog, now it's going to be a question mark for all eternity.

slow day today, anything happening with the gaybots?

>>82439663
Work got cancelled today so I spent 6 hours watching youtube instead.

>>82437380
Post desuarchive links or it didn't happen

>>82439663
It's not that today's slow it's that it's too fast some days. If you prefer hue spam or meows melties ask yourself what is wrong with you.

>>82439735
2 hours between posts is a little long though right?

So sick of turbo woke feminist bullshit plastered all over social media now
>watching LoL streamer
>someone in chat asks which female champs are unconventionally attractive
>somebody else says Illaoi
>streamer starts freaking out: "Hell no whatch you mean Illaoi? Illaoi is hot! All women are hot!!"
>*person gets banned*

This isn't one case. It's fucking everywhere now. On Insta there's ugly women dating attractive men and all the women in the comments keep calling the ugly woman hot. You can't dare imply a woman might not be the hottest 10/10 ever but it's completely okay to shit on men all the fucking time. If you're one of those faggots who think this is okay and advocate it because you worship black women and yas queen slay crap you should unironically rope.

>>82439774
why do you care? 2nd of all why do you even watch streamers? I will never understand that zoomer trend.

>>82439790
Because it affects the perception and overall treatment of all men and women? It affects literally every person in this thread. Fucking woke retard. Go watch Ru Paul and suck on a Beyonce shit encrusted dildo

>>82439774
That's just women behaviour. They will openly call all women attractive and high value to raise perceived value of women as a whole. Behind closed doors they'll say something else but that's also just women behaviour. It's just natural selection.

This is not an agp or trans question so im not wanting answers for that. However, if you were a girl, how different do you think you would be? Lets go with personality, where you would be at in life, and style.

>>82439859
I have no idea really, that would come with a completely different childhood and life in general. Would I make friends or would I still be an antisocial sperg? Would I get a bf (or would I be a lesbian in this scenario?) if I didn't have to do anything and it was considered the 'norm'? Who the fuck knows.

>>82439859
I imagine people would be nicer to me so I would probably be less bitter and avoidant.

i'm sorry gaycel, you're way too chopped to be my fbf

>>82439871
Girls have a much higher social floor than boys. Boys can truly be alone while girls would have to be horribly disfigured to get that level.

>>82439948
girl friendships are very shallow though, my sister has ton of 'friends' but she bad mouths them behind their back constantly.

i love discussing women and trans people and politics yayayayyayaayayay

>>82432909
When it starts affecting you so badly that it stops you from living your life or doing ordinary tasks. If you're so scared of spiders that when you see one you pass out, that's a problem.

>>82433109
Yes but only if we made a blood oath to never be unfaithful and never steer ourselves towards the opposite gender.

>>82433253
>or simply be physically abusive to his stuffed animals.
I would literally kill you for this. Beyond acceptable behavior, this is a line you do not cross.

>>82440064
what counts as being abusive to stuffed animals? Does that mean just treating them like objects instead of living things or something like hitting them?

>>82433887
I am as against circumcision as any other r9gayer but some people on 4chan are just *obsessed* about it. Do you need to make threads over and over about it? Do you need to save every webm you can find? Do you need to bring it up in every conversation you have? It's awful, cruel and probably torture but obesessing about it to the extent that some do is just...

>>82439960
I meant more like there is a near 0 chance of a girl having no friends if they had the same personality of an aspergers guy who has no friends

>>82434279
How techy? I do not wanna sit around and scroll through menus for 10hs just to increase my efficiency and storage capacity by 10%... Otherwise yeah. I am not *too* familiar with tech packs but I have watched a couple of videos about them so I know the gist.

>>82433298
you will never be a woman btw
orig

>>82439859
I have some feminine personality traits that I would probably be more comfortable showing if I was a girl, but since I am a man people treat me differently for them, so I keep it to myself.
Not like I act like a woman, I'm still a dude just a bit faggy. Otherwise who knows how I would've been, male to male attraction is so very different from female to male attraction it seems... Maybe I wouldn't even like men that much since they kinda treat women like shit, who knows?

>>82440081
Abusive like physically abusive I guess... Hitting them, throwing them around, leaving them on the floor and things like that.

>>82440160
what about making them watch you get plapped by/plap your bf?

>>82440189
No, that's mean. My plushies will have a separate bed to mine and my fbfs (ideally.)

>>82440180
sounds like you should date a nigger

the last dream i remember i was hitchhiking and got stabbed to death by a guy that looked like a blond sheldon cooper

>>82440219
no, that is the one standard i will keep. i want to be beat by a white or asian boy, mexican at least.

>>82440253
you obviously have no standards if you want your fbf to hurt your plushies, you should get a nigger fbf

>>82440155
Do they? Most men seem to bend over backwards for them

>>82440355
This is only true if you get all your information from 4chan. Irl women get sexualised, abused, infantilized and downplayed by a lot of men. Did you know that the #1 cause of death in women is men? It's ridiculous.

>>82440378
That's literally just made up. Number 1 is heart disease. The rest of your post sounds made up completely

>>82440160
I oregenally posted about being physically abusive
Yeah I'd hit them in the air for fun but I wouldn't damage them on purpose, I'm a villain not a monster.

>feeling down? Call 1666700 and order natural remedies for any condition you may have. Don't forget to use coupon code faggot at the checkout. Thats 1666700, make yourself happy and healthy again
I don't really blame YouTubers who do this and I understand they have to make money somehow but that doesn't mean I'm ok with sometimes literal snake oil salesman thing going on.
Is someone makes ad block for ads that are part of the video he may get rich or it may be completely useless invention. Perhaps it already exists.

>>82440636
yeah you can use sponsorblock as a chrome extension. On an unrelated note I just stuffed my butt and now I feel really good.

>>82440806
lucky asshole haver

>>82440588
That's too much, execution is warranted.

>>82440806
>chrome
ngmi

>>82440853
I use Opera GX but it's still nicer than dealing with ads
>>82440819
I'm thankful.

>>82440890
>Opera GX
Somehow even worse.
>tfw no tech savvy bf

>>82440898
hey man, I'm not very good with computers but I get by, if my fbf knows a lot about tech that would make my browsing slightly nicer but sitting on his lap would make it 1,000x better.

When did we start saying fbf and acting like he was a physical person that already existed?

>>82440930
Opera is a shit company that steals your data and doesn't care about your privacy. It is SHIT. Brave is SHIT. If you want actual privacy use librewolf or mullvad.

>Muh privacy
Thinking you have any whatever you use. The websites still track you regardless and send that info to google. Use whatever works best

>>82439859
Get a bf at 14 and live a normal life

>>82440959
>data
no one cares, I'm not so important that my "personal" data [just what I watch and look up for targeted ads and nothing else] really matters.
>>82440977
this
>>82440952
because he's out there, waiting for us.

>>82440977
>>82440982
I LOVE making giant corporations millions of dollars so they can keep using child labor in china. I LOVE knowing that google knows exactly where I am 24/7 and every personal detail about my life. I LOVE living in a civilization where I am just a product to be bought and sold. This is what you sound like, btw.

>>82440982
No i get the why, i was just asking when

>>82439774
You should really watch your mouth when criticizing "wokeness". I know that as a chud, you use woke as synonyms for things you don't like, but you see, your ability to find a bf and live together without the looming threat of homophobic vigilantism is pure, raw, unfiltered woke.

>>82441014
Im not saying i love these companies. You are just being foolish and deluding yourself into thinking you are getting away from them.

>>82441025
You can do A LOT to get away from them. Yeah you may not be able to be 100% anonymous, but you can make it so they do not gain shit from you. No fingerpringting, no targeted ads, less data collection, always blocking privacy invasive cookies, etc.. Yes you cannot become invisible, but you CAN become harder to pinpoint.

there are ways to get away with murder even now
i just don't know them yet

>>82435368
>much more fun way of doing things
>Only friends are two random old people
>Can't keep in contact with any of them because no phone
>"She stopped going outside or moved away" meaning I don't know what happened to this person because I have no means to contact them
>Closest thing to a bf is a random stranger I see often but have never even said hello
Literally obsessing over strangers for years? Dear god how fucking pathetic. If you had a phone you could ask for his number, dumbass.
Just get a phone, you insufferable retard

If you wanna get away with murder just kill a homeless person or a minority the cops don't care about, and make sure get as little of your dna on the body as possible. It's harder now but it's not impossible.

>>82436794
>Yaaaaas support us corpo overlords
You don't want to live in the countries where the corpo overlord don't support us. You're too dumb to realize that.

>>82441098
i have no desire to kill a random person i want to kill a specific person who happens to be my neighbour

you do realize no one is really gaining anything from your personal data if you just use adblock anyway right?

>>82437380
>wasted 2 years on an anonymous faceless stranger without any semblance of real life experience
You know what's the worst part about it? You didn't learn your lesson. You're still trying to find another anonymous sperg to fall for behind the safety of your computer

>>82441109
Then the easiest way is probably poisoning.
>>82441112
Why are there so many shills today? Seriously.

>>82441118
how can i poison him? the goal is to have him for mysel f

>>82441125
If you want him to yourself then why kill him?

>>82441118
youtubers get $20 waved in their face and will shill whatever you want them to, people trying to sell a product will try anything to get their product in front of people who may want it. Spending $100 per one click on an ad is really good value for any vendors.

>>82441128
how else can i have him

>>82441132
Are you the cannibal anon

>>82441136
yes orignalololol

>>82441140
Not much I can do you you then anon.

so you only want to date someone from this thread....
Gosh that's limiting

>>82439774
>all over social media
Seems like it was just one stupid streamer, a lol streamer to make things worse.
There's so much conservatism in social media, you are just blind to it because you agree with it.

>>82437380
>who loved me
As you can see he didn't love you, you didn't love him. What you two had wasn't real. Two ghosts talking to each other through a veil. Nothing else.
It's infuriating how you are willing to give so much attention, so much time (2 fucking years) and so much of yourself to these anons
But you have never in your entire life gave a fraction of that time and effort to a boy in real life, offline. This is infuriating

Been many years now.

>>82435368
>theres also a guy around my age here who wears a fur coat all winter, i see him walking around pretty frequently and we look at each other with recognition.
>i am working up the courage to say nice coat to him sometime when it is winter again.
>that is if he starts wearing it again. i havent been here very long so ive only seen him wear it 2 years in a row
Did you just spent years looking at a dude in public and platonically obsessing over him without ever saying hello or even finding out if he's gay?
This is some advanced autism thing. Like some peak retardation shit. You can't make this up. And this is your "defense" for not having a phone? Is that your alternative? Spending two years oozing at a random dude on the streets. Jesus anon, are you actually retarded for real? Is this your plan for life? Saying hello to a dude you have been staring for 3 years?
Jesus dude what the fuck is wrong with you

>>82439859
Everything would be easier. I'd probably be a normie with a normie job going on holidays, visiting friends every day. Society is catered to women more than ever. Also I'd have a boyfriend more attractive than me and that would be normal. I saw a youtube video today of an ugly-ish 5/10 woman with an attractive 7-8/10 blonde guy and that's just normal. He probably feels like he lucked out with how favoured women are in society now.

>>82441330
>I saw a youtube video
And that's your reference frame for real life? Videos on the internet?
You are getting detached, anon. Be careful. You don't wanna become one of those deranged incels, do you?

>>82439859
Probably would have been nerdy anime girl that goes to cons. Probably would have streamed in high school and make money. Being a nerdy girl is so fucking easy.

>>82441347
Shut up woman worshipper. There are many many many places where you can go worship women and have your dick glazed for doing so other than here
>"OMG PLFFFT YOU USED YOUTUBE AS A REFERENCE POINT?""
Yes, as many many many people do for a myriad of things since its inception from tutorials to blogs

>>82441109
+1 Why the fuck would I go for random homeless people when the childhood bullies that ruined my life are right there?

>using youtube as a reference is le bad BECAUSE YOU SAYING SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE
What an actual stupid fucking fucktard. Actual retard levels of thinking because these fucks want to do everything they can to bounce on black waymans dicks and sashay to Lady Gaga

>>82426963
ignore the just have sex posters but if you really can't stand the thought of having sex with men while being very attracted to men i don't see how the cognitive dissonance isn't eating you alive, are you attracted to women at all? i could understand not exploring that side of you if your bi but not full gay that can't be healthy

there is nothing anyone can do
i simply have to kill him

I LOVE that women are heavily taking all the professions
I LOVE that women get to date up heavily
I LOVE that women get to have easy times in social environment
I GIVE my life and being to worshipping women as a gay man yasssssss lady gaga chapelle roan taylor swift yas yas yassssss *eyes roll mouth starts frothing*

>>82437131
>>82441090
>>82441286
its a guy who i see around who i think it would be fun to know

holy freakout lel

what it comes down to is, i dont like talking to people on the phone, so i dont do it. i like the computer and i like real life. its really not that complicated. i have a nice car and do mostly whatever i want so like...shut up okay? you literally don't know anything.

>>82439859
I'd like to say I'd dress in cool outfits and find a good loving bf easily, but most likely I'd be a retarded hole whose exclusively into shit abusive men who don't respect me like all other retarded holes (women)

>>82441434
It's bad because the internet doesn't accurately translate to real life in so many ways. So instead of actually getting out there, you build your worldview around a framed angle, a tiny portion of real life that fits into a camera but doesn't show the whole picture.
Careful you might become the detached from reality incel I warned you about

everything is cold and my heart feels explody. there is no reason for this i am a healthful boy but my body is ebul.

>>82441434
>>82441420
the point isnt that its youtube you mongoloid its that its literally 1 example and you didnt even see it in real life. a youtube info video about dating statistics would be a different question. seeing 1 couple isnt an argument for anything.

>>82441501
>its a guy who i see around
For the past 2 years, and I fear that's the closest you have ever gotten to in real life dating. 2 years of seeing a dude and not saying/doing anything, while you don't even know what happened to your friend who you lost contact with and your only company are lonely seniors in the street. That's the phoneless life.

>>82441501
I think the point is that you are lonely and you refuse to use tools that could change that. You're too busy talking to senile oldies and obsessing over a random stranger for years. Clearly you have no time for something as mundane as having a real relationship

>>82441420
nothing to do with women, everything to do with you being detached from reality and having no social life

hotel lobby gay is either a genuine autist lolcow who can't help but double down or is the best fucking troll ever.

>>82441434
You're so butthurt about gay pop culture it's amazing. It's like you missed that part of growing up where we discover we can dislike things without being resentful, bitter and making it your whole personality

>>82441501
>i like real life
You like staring at strangers in real life at best, lmao. Where's your romantic life going? That's real life too

>>82441501
>do mostly whatever i want
Except get a bf, say hello to the guy you've been staring for years, and keeping in contact with friends who stopped showing up at that one public spot where you accosted them

>>82441457
>how the cognitive dissonance isn't eating you alive
It is, you can literally sense his distress. But this is r9gay, the perfect place for homosexuals torn apart by cognitive dissonance. He's at home

absolutely sexy

>>82441465
Get a bf, loser. Hating women is not where it is.

>>82441603
wish i looked like this

Oh look the woke faggotrons are mad because I SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT THE WAYMANS. NO THE QUEENZ ARE IN JEAPARDY I NEED TO VENT ABOUT INCELS ON TWITTER on the r9k board. And now, if I had said that woman is such an amazing queen for bagging that guy and she deserves the world? Oh they stupid woke fags would be loving that and not batting an eyelid. That would be a depiction of reality that's approved and allowed so there's no blowback. I HECKING LOVE WOMEN GUYS I AM SAYING APPROVED THINGS I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE WOMEN STRIP MEN BARE OF EVERYTHING AND GIVE IT TO WAYMAN

YAS *CLAP*. YAS *CLAP*. YAS.

>>82435226
I'm glad you boys are still here!

>>82441629
I love anime girls is that bad?

>>82441629
It's more like vaguely amused by your hatred of pop singer. Maybe this has something to do with you being a kissless virgin? No clue, just guessing

>>82441629
A chud right wing fag without friends or a bf is a self fulfilling prophecy.

I HAVE THE MIND OF A TEENAGER AND WORSHIP BASIC POP CELEBRITIES (ALL WOMEN OF COURSE) KPOP BIATCHES SLAYY, KARDY B SLAYYY, TAYLOR SWIFT SLAYY, LADY GAGA SLAYY, CHAPELLE ROAN SLAYYYYYY,
I WENT THROUGH THAT STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT OF WORSHIPPING POP DIVAS THESE INCELS NEVER WENT THROUGH YASSSSS

Boring copy paste faggotrons. Just transition already if you hate men so much. Literally. Transition. You hate men and worship women. So become a woman.

>>82441655
your hatred for pop culture is not doing you any good

>>82441664
Yas clap gagged her diva GAGGED HER

>>82441663
We love men, actually. You wouldn't really know, you've never been with one

>>82441547
>>82441532
i didnt ask you for advice. i'm having a good time. you seem to be kinda stuck on repeat on the other hand...if anyone's different from normal you try to shit all over everything they do and put it in the worst possible terms. its an exhausting way to act. like why are you calling random old folks senile just for being old? you're straight up a shitty person. what i suspect is, you dont know how to be, on account of being deeply screen addicted. as an at least part time liver of real life, i would like to inform you that you are acting very offputting.

>>82441580
>>82441588
can you put all your replies in one post please instead of this drip drop style of pissing? thanks.

>>82441655
I agree to the I feel like a teen part... frank sinatra is my favorite singer though.

lol pussy

stop worshiping pop singers and women and worship BBC already. [big boyfriend cock]

>>82441655
taylor swift is different from the others. she is just a singer/songwriter who accidentally a billion dollars. the others you mention are indeed borderline brainless and just sing what other people write for them. know the difference!

>>82441674
>i'm having a good time
>No friends except for seniors in public
>his only romantic experience is 2 years of a stare down contest with a random stranger
I dread to think about what you consider a bad time

>>82441702
talking to you. it really sucks.

This is my fault i guess, i shouldnt even bring up women

>>82441701
Taylor is the same, I think you just like her in particular

>>82441673
No you worship and love women. You want women to have everything and men to have nothing, unless it's the rare lib woke approved man like Hasan Abi who also worships women. Transition already.

>>82441712
she writes her songs and the others don't. its a really basic difference. you'll also note she's been big for 20 years and is still so...the others come and go on a 2 or 3 year cycle.

hey you fucking hijackers go troon out yourselves if you're so ademant about it.

So sick of woman worship and male hatred. Why the fuck do I have to live in this era where women are worshipped and given everything on a platter.

>>82441674
>hand...if anyone's different from normal you try to shit all over
Let me just remind you that this started as you shitting on people for having electronic pacifiers.
Typical incel attitude, you behave like a nasty cunt but when people give you a similar treatment, you play the victim.
It's clear that your phoneless life is lackluster to say the least. 25+ and your only romantic experience is staring at men in public

>>82441722
seriously what caused this

>>82441603
It's a shame men can't look like this irl without injecting gallons of tren.

>>82441709
it would probably be healthy for robots in general to have an imageboard where women werent allowed to be mentioned at all

more important for the straight ones really...the younger people on this site now have literally been raised friendless marinating in incel meme soup. they never got to just be kids or nerdy middle schoolers who didnt even think about dating. its sad. they cant even play a video game because their brain has been trained by the meme soup to jab them constantly about nogf. their lives seem truly grim. they need a place to just forget about it for a while.

>>82441720
>she writes her songs
So she says. In reality her team of 30 overworked musicians sell their songs to her like ghostwriters. No shame, every pop singer does this. It's just weird how you think the American pop princess of the moment is anything different

>obese disgusting ogress looking woman says something mildly shocking in a youtube video
>fags: "YASSS QUEEN SLAY SHE IS SO AMAZING AND DESERVES THE WORLD"

>>82441738
this but only if it is a vtuber girl

>>82441731
lack of real homo love I guess

>>82441738
Nobody is doing that. It's like you created this alternative reality in your mind where you can be angry for free

>>82441737
she's not "of the moment" you dumb brick. you didn't even read the second sentence of my post. she's been big for 20 years, which is much longer than any of the other people you're talking about. there is a reason for that, which is that she writes her own stuff and goes in the directions she wants, rather than letting industry people use her as a skinsuit. youre just wrong.

>>82441745
no he turned unrecognizable
i am 20 so you can't judge me for being into 20 yo guys

>>82441728
Do you see how you're the only one bringing women up? You're kinda obsessed, dude. We don't care that much about women

unironically liking taylor swift's music that came out past 2020 is outing yourself as a giganormie, not because you like her music and she's popular but because her last few projects have been the most bare minimum and lazy faux deep songwriting. if you don't consider 1989 to be her magnum opus then folklore definitely was.

>>82441720
I can see you are a big fan of taylor, but she's not the first pretty girl to establish her place in the music industry and she won't be the last. You're trying to picture her as some sort of exception but she's just more of the same.

>>82441729
>>82441729
people are literally getting so obese and sedentary on the pacifiers that they get bedsores

you can walk around and see how people behave now...parents scrolling instead of talking to their kids, people scrolling while walking their dog, scrolling while crossing the street and nearly getting hit by cars.

if you go to the mall now, groups of friends will be literally just all scrolling instead of talking. its really really sad.

if you kept things straight, you would recall that i do actually have a beat up phone, but i have self control and don't pull it out every possible moment. i also go places without it a lot, so that i dont feel it buzzing in my pocket.

if youre afraid to go outside without it, or you cant keep down the itch to pick it up as soon as you wake up, then you do have a problem. sorry bout the facts.

>>82441749
Who is Trisha Patas
Who is every fat woman who blows up

guys it okay just calm down

>>82441717
I never said anything like that. It's like you're having an argument with the voices in your head.
It's really odd all this hatred for pop singers, feels kinda misplaced. Is everything alright, anon? Did you get rejected by a swifter fan or a little monster and never recovered?
Gays can like all sorts of music, it feels like you're the one reducing them to stereotypes.

The only song I like from taylor swift is shake it off and it's only because I was a massive fan of pewdiepie when I was a crotch goblin.

If you're a fag that worships women you should transition. That's not normal, to always shit on men online and align yourself with women constantly. You obviously hate men and yourself by extension because you want to be the women you worship so vehemently. Transition already.

my day was so fine

>>82441717
Hasan is great. Obviously you are a right wing chud with those questionable opinions.
Being gay and a con chud. Such a grim fate.

>>82441764
yeah see, what's rare is keeping all eyes on you when you're 36 like she is. there is literally nobody bigger, still. she is the elvis of our time. sorry bout the facts!

>>82441707
I don't know anon, being an adult without friends or a bf who spends 2 years staring at a stranger without the guts to do anything... That sounds way worse. Are you genuinely retarded? A little special?

>>82441782
It's weird how your obsession for women is a type of worship in on itself, when you should aim for indifference

>>82441779
you belong with me was the anthem of the summer after 8th grade

i feel bad for you screen kids, real life was fun

>>82441782
Nobody is shitting on men here, you are arguing with the voices in your head, little chudcel.

Hasan is politically retarded and has no redeeming qualities anymore. He had a 4 year period where he looked attractive until 2020 hit and he tried too hard to lean into the zoomer look and now is just an instant ick because he's trying this hard despite being in his mid 30s

>>82441795
i'm actually a million times too smart for most people. if i link one of my poetic opuses again will you actually read it this time? or will you just keep babbling like usual?

>>82441802
what do you know about real life, anon. Do you have a bf in real life?

hasan is hot stfu

>>82441809
he has NO sense of fashion, it's sad.

>>82441790
Oh look the faggotron worships Hasan. Who saw that coming. It's not like they all have the exact same thoughts and personalities or anything.

>>82441809
Hasan is great but of course the chudcel would think otherwise.
You having no bf is kinda deserved to be honest. A gay chud? That's a travesty

please more sexy men less politics you FUCKING DICKS!!!

>>82441814
Oh no, you're egomaniacal and has delusions of grandeur on top of being a retard?
Sorry, unless you admit being a little retard who can't say hi to a guy after two years of staring at him, I won't read anything.

Faggotron - A gay NPC who worships women, has to constantly say how "gaggy" and "slay" women are, loves Ru Pauls drag race, worships Hasan Abi, has the exact same taste in bland women pop and K pop as all other faggotrons, secretly wishes they were a woman because they worship women so much but will never admit it

>>82441846
r/urbandictionary

>>82441828
you thought building your personality from /pol/ was a good idea but you forgot to take your homosexuality into account and now you're all alone

>>82441822
*was. he can be again if he just keeps it age appropriate. he looks best when he has those thin gold glasses and short hair and a full beard or mustache. that's his peak look. anything deviating from that and he tries too hard. his worst era is when he grew his hair out entirely, easily his most insufferable.
>>82441829
its a little ironic you'd think this because hasan is no different than someone on these threads. screaming into avoid about a pet issue the larger world does not care or is aware about in a meaningful way, will go down sinking with the ship screaming that they were right all along. i wouldn't stay on your high horse much longer, you're also here.

>>82441857
what does being a fag have to do with your political views outside of gay marriage???

>>82441846
I've never seen a faggot so mentally broken by pop culture, it's like you have become the very thing you claim to hate, completely obsessed with pop.

the other day someone mentioned their MLM flag keychain and I thought he meant multi level marketing, I was like "how is that gonna let someone know ur gay? wtf" [what the freak?]

>>82441868
He's a schizo creating a boogeyman in his head and projecting it because he can't accept he wants to be a woman, ignore him

>>82441868
>outside of your freedom to live
that's one big "outside"

>screaming into avoid about a pet issue the larger world does not care or is aware about in a meaningful way
Yeah everyone has Chud Reasons why they hate Hasan meanwhile I just hate how inept he is at politics. Genuine sitting duck, has a huge easily influenced audience and has enacted 0 sweeping changes in this country. It doesn't even need to be Presidential. Nothing local, nothing even online has come by other than people screeching about LE JEWS which is no different than some faggot on /pol/ except they want you to say yay to Muslims (who'd want half of his audience dead anyways, mind you).

>>82441881
Funny how you just can't stop talking about women and pop, and claim others are the ones obsessed with them lmao

Wish I could filter all faggotrons. They should be posting on /lgbt/ not here because they're actually women mentally

>>82441892
But anon he's hot and we faggotrons must reiterate he is hot! Oh and he's hot! Did I mention he's hot btw? He is so hot though. Hasan is so hot. Hasan is hot.

>>82441820
>>82441838
right, so you're a deadbrained screen addict who won't read or do anything the least bit challenging or out of the ordinary. i knew that, but i just have this sick need to make you lay it out again and again.

i am now going for a walk to the stores n such, without my phone, so i will not be tempted to continue this fruitless discussion with your humbugging self. see the benefits? you, on the other hand, will likely continue to respond repetitively, as is your habit, because you lack even this little degree of self-control. don't feel too bad -- it's how most people are right now. good day.

>>82441906
>faggotrons
most gaybots aren't that different, they just worship different equally retarded things. this type of topic isn't commonplace on /r9gay/ to start with so you're kind of taking a massive L by replying to the most obvious bait in the world right now and making it the flavor of the thread for the next few replies

my butt was stuffed then I drank a soda and now my brain feels numb from all the happy chemicals flooding it.

>>82441906
If only your hatred could get you a bf... But I fear it's the exact opposite. The more hateful, the less bfable

>>82441925
Quiet faggotron, gays with actual minds are speaking..Go watch Kpop demon slays for the thousandth time

>>82441892
theres so many political podcasters and video makers with tons of money who do nothing with it

if i had their money i would do things

would you listen to my podcast? im based and sexy and whatever.

>>82441936
What a weird fucking cope.
>he doesn't have a boyfriend! I'll get him with that! SLAYYYY
Is that the only thing you can criticise me for faggotron? Really?

>>82441802
>real life was fun
My experience of real life was other kids ruthlessly bullying me because for those shitheads, just outcasting me wasn't enough, if anything the "screen" was my only escape away from that and an abusive parent.
Must be fun being a normalfag that got to grow up peacefully with friends who cared about you, please rub it in more.

>>82424601 (OP)
Will you take a schizo bf? You'll have to make me take showers

>>82441937
It's like you are mentally stuck at 13, which kinda explains the manchild lifestyle

>>82441944
Gays need to smell like shit so no

>>82441935
i wish i had an asshole so i could feel happiness chemicals...

>>82441942
No, seriously, you think that you having no friends and no bf (no romantic experience in real life whatsoever) is unrelated to your weird obsession with pop culture and gays?
It isn't, really. It's all connected. There's something deeper going on here, more than meets the eye.

>>82441956
how tf [the flip] do you not have a hole? how do u poop?...

>>82441960
i hope my fbf loves colostomy bag

>>82441945
>said the faggotron getting assblasted that somebody doesn't like his girly yas slay pop
>>82441957
Are you projecting? Why the fuck do you keep going on about a bf as if that's a token of achievement? Weird faggotron freak.

GUYS I HAVE A BF SO I AM PERFECT PERSON WITH NO FLAWS AND ALL MY OPINIONS ARE VALIDATED YASSSSSS NEW SABRINA CARPENTER VIDEO JUST DROPPED I LOVE WOMEN I WISH I WERE ONE OOP

>>82441922
>screen addict
You're saying this while looking into a screen, the hypocrisy.
Notice how you said earlier "you try to shit all over everything they do and put it in the worst possible terms" but you went all the way to doing exactly that.
Typical autistic behavior. Always being rude and mean, but playing the victim when it's done to you.

>>82441968
You can dislike pop music alright, I myself don't like it that much.
It's how you have turned it into your whole personality, like you turned it into football teams and "us vs them". Very weird mentality, very immature.
You could not like things, but that's not enough, you want to hate.
Chuds have a constant hateboner for mundane things, it's a sign of emotional instability.

>>82441938
>theres so many political podcasters and video makers with tons of money who do nothing with it
The difference is that they are just Commentators, Hasan wants sweeping structural change in this country and doesn't lift a single finger while saying we need to burn Mr. Bezos at the stake for hoarding wealth and doing no labor for the sake of it. 90% of Hasan's streams are just him watching The News, via X (formerly known as Twitter) no less, or just saying hahehe le MAGAtards are- well. TARDED! Now I guess its changed and its more "We must stand with Falastin' even if takes a Holocaust 2: The FINAL Final Solution"
>if i had their money i would do things
I'd like to think most people would! Canvassing is genuinely a godsend most of the time for local elections, something he doesn't do because he wants Communists in positions of power and because there's no single viable 3rd party in the USA that isn't a meme and every Democrat is a genocide supporter by default to these people, he has no reason to ever make any political moves that matter.
>would you listen to my podcast? im based and sexy and whatever.
Yeah sure anything's better than him honestly.

>>82441976
No, but these two things
>hating pop culture and women and gays
>having 0 friends and no romantic experience
Are deeply correlated.
Maybe you're too busy hating singers to actually look for a bf

>>82442004
>wants sweeping structural change in this country and doesn't lift a single finger
That's just every political commentator.
You have something against leftist creators because you are a right wing chud.
As a gay, that's like being a black KKK member.

>>82442006
literally 99% of stan twitter is equally lonely BFless and socially anxious gay boys, lol. they just took to pop culture worship and consumerism on twitter instead of autistic video games or anime on 4chan.

>>82441922
>who won't do anything the least bit challenging or out of the ordinary
Didn't you just spend two years looking at a guy without the courage to say hello?

>>82442014
>That's just every political commentator.
Maybe the ones you watch, I've followed a guy who hosted canvassing for local elections and talks to state lawmakers on a semi-frequent level. I have something against retards like Hasan who's legacy will begin and end at just reviving the same 2016 SJW hating reactionary culture. Why do you think Trump won again?

>>82442022
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>>82442022
new thread verison

>>82441995
Go fuck off and goon to Hasan faggotron

>>82442016
>99% of stan twitter
It's so sad how your reference frame for reality continues to be the internet, and you don't see a problem.
A socially anxious gay boy has more chances of finding a bf than a socially anxious gay boy who fell for the right wing spiral and now hates pop culture, pop singers, and basically anything that isn't out of /pol/.
Your loneliness is a self fulfilling prophecy.

>>82442054
your frame of reference is also the internet because no one here usually cares enough about politics to ever meaningfully label themselves a right winger, theyre all centrists or unaffiliated because outside of being gay they're unaffected by most sweeping chud laws. you personally would label them right wing but it's because you're also deeply online and not rooted in any normie realities. the notion that someone isn't consumerist or has differing opinions is so jarring, and yet we are very similar because you keep responding and feel that pang to be right. why? you're so above it, i thought... surely you aren't getting fulfillment from this, are you? i already know your rebuttal is to call it a self-righteous mission, a hope that i see the light.. but even you must know that is painfully boring at this point. you're one of countless anons that takes this line of rhetoric. ask around about brazilnigger. you're not special.

I would never do it for several reasons, however i do find the idea of being a twink at a party getting passed around really hot.

>>82442033
this thread was good already

>>82442085
>because no one here usually cares enough about politics to ever meaningfully label themselves a right winger
They might not use the label openly, but the opinions of gays here match the opinions on /pol/. After all we just had a lunatic screeching about how much he hates women and pop culture for several posts in a row.
Regardless, being from an actual conservative family, my frame of reference is luckily bigger than this thread.
>Outside of being gay
That's one big "outside" that can't be easily ignored. Gays like you have chosen a weird path, ideologically speaking. The loneliness that follows is the result