Thread 82425224

is there a reason why some moids don't have this body type?

>>82425224 (OP)
I do have that body type but I'm bigger. Takes about 20 minutes of effort per week.

Is there some reason retarded cunts feel the need to open their cockholsters?

>>82425224 (OP)
Because women like it and I don't want to do anything that women like, out of basic spite, since they'll hate me anyways.

>>82425224 (OP)
I'm malnourished as fuck and a muscular looking physique is a pipe dream.
No I can't bulk, I'm sick as hell.

>>82425257
Just bulk brah we're all gonna make it

>>82425224 (OP)
i kinda almost was at one point, but then I got a job and I started feeling really fucked in the head and I had to stop.

I need a home gym.

Because I haven't been this skinny since I was like 20. I actually started working out for real and got buff instead

>>82425224 (OP)
i did when i worked out :/

>>82425224 (OP)
Im trying, will a girl date me when I look like that

I go for a.... different....... kind of look.

>>82425235
I remember you saying this in another thread and never posting body, I guarantee you don't look good dude

>>82425414
Not if you're autistic/schizoidal/etc. (really any mental illness that specifically diminishes your rizz, and universally gives women the biggest of icks) like you probably are if you're using this website.

>>82425224 (OP)
sometimes when I see bodies like this but chubbier I get an erection and then I think of putting an earthworm in my urethra to try and make my boner go away so I don't end up gay

I do, but my muscle insertions are much worse

>>82425224 (OP)
because they're all lazy, fat, unproductive and neets

>>82425224 (OP)
It takes months of working out on steroids, which could be disastrous for your health and lead you to an untimely demise, or years of consistent working out and dieting. I worked out every day back when I was in elementary school for like 4 years AND I ate only healthy food, and I never got even close to this physique. I could do 200 push ups, 400 squats, and 1000 crunches, and yet I looked like a total dyel.

Men are lazy piglets, that's it. There's 0 excuse. They can eat sooo much fucking food and building muscle only takes like half a week of workouts. They are really that fucking fat and worthless

>>82425224 (OP)
Yeah; its a lot of work.

>>82425224 (OP)
same reason why some foids don't have this body type

>>82425224 (OP)
Because I am incapable of not stuffing my face for enough days in a row in order to lose 120lbs?

>>82426984
>building muscle only takes like half a week of workouts
I'm not spending 84 hours at the gym per week. I have to work and sledp and I'm spending the rest of my free time playing video games so I don't put a gun in my mouth.

>>82427634
All they have to do is put down the fork

>>82427658
You are being so fucking lazy you could go two times a week for a half hour each and build muscle you just don't want to
Oink oink oink

>>82427670
same goes for fat foids

>>82427681
Of course I don't want to build muscle, I don't want to look even bigger than I already am.
I'd rather starve to death but I can't physically trick my brain to fast for 3 days a week until I lose 120lbs.
>just eat healthy
I am not in cintrol of the food that gets made at my house.

>>82427658
You should probably work out but I know it's hard. Isometric exercises exist too and are far easier than strength training. For your health's sake. But only a healthy diet and walking/biking can keep you pretty healthy too on weeks you don't feel like it. Also what games do you play? I've been stuck playing two for years now, I need recommendations please.

>>82427706
Sorry I didn't know you were retarded

>>82425224 (OP)
yes, they don't take roids

>>82427706
>I am not in cintrol of the food that gets made at my house.
whatever your mom gives you just eat half of that and only eat once a day, is that simple

>>82427744
Need food that is
>high volume
>high satiety
>low calorie
>cheap
>good tasting
And you can only pick two of those options at a time realistically.

>>82427776
Translation, mommy didn't hug me enough and when I overstuff myself it feels like a hug from the inside

>>82427776
eh I just starve myself and smoke and drink coffee all day to calm my hunger

>>82427786
>eh I just starve myself and smoke and drink coffee all day to calm my hunger
Gum and water is my favorite meal at this point.

>>82427804
I should add gum to my diet, maybe some peanuts, unless that has too many calories idk

>>82427776
Rice, egg, cucumber, black peppercorns and if I've worked out enough I'll drink some milk.

>>82427776
sounds like fatty cope to me
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>>82425224 (OP)
I DO HAVE THAT BODY TYPE VERBATIM THOUGH I WILL CONCEDE MY ARMS NEED A BIT MORE ATTENTION.

>>82425224 (OP)
I do have this body type.

>>82425224 (OP)
I enjoy alcohol and laying down too much. Most of us have given up on our sexual attractiveness level to foids because a skinny 6'7 effeminate faggot could make them wet anyways.

>>82427658
>I'm not spending 84 hours at the gym per week
I spend less than 5 hours a week on exercise

>>82427634
this body type is hot. shame its so rare in america

>>82427634
>hairy vagina
fucking UUEEGHHH

>>82427880
i need a team in mechwarrior nigga thats the only way they let you play comp.
i know you've been practicing in the metal gear mech nigger, i just can't prove it...

>>82425224 (OP)
my boyfriend does but he exercises regularly, don't pick a lazy one

>>82429062
you know how i can tell ur gay buddy?

>>82429085
coldplay?

god decided to give me an extra X chromosome for a laugh
if i wanted to get fit, i'd have to put in several times the effort for a fraction of the gains.

>>82429085
your a disgusting little faggot. keep your hairy trolls.
I'll stick with the real beauties

>>82425667
Nah I look great. 28 inch waist and 40 inch chest. I'm experimenting with only working out 10 minutes a week and if anything my gains are accelerating. That's one lift per day, no warm up.

>>82427634
tucked
>t. teller

>>82425647
Its not hard to maintain when you're sick and runty