Thread 82427861

W-what was meant by this

>>82427861 (OP)
Nothing good I'm assuming

>>82427878
I'm not seeing the downside though

>>82427861 (OP)
She realizes that this is the only cure

Do they actually jack off all the horses before they race?

>>82428036
idk, maybe they don't want to run with an erection.

>>82427861 (OP)
>feeling horsecock with a gloved hand instead of using a horse fleshlight so that you're not feeling horsecock
Uhhhh :^/

>>82428209
>>82428036
but if it cums it will have less energy no? maybe jack off slightly so its pent up and energetic, but then it'd have a boner, maybe horses can run with a boner but i dont think the crowd would appreciate that.

>>82428218
They want to feel it but dont want to look like they want it. Women perpetually want to have their cake and eat it too

>>82428219
Imagine getting a job at the horse track and finding out beating off the horses is part of your responsibilities lmao. There's no chance they're mentioning that in the job description.

>>82428219
because stallions and mares don't race seperately, stallions can get extremely aroused by them. jerking them off keeps them calm

some stallions need it sometimes while others sometimes don't.

>>82427861 (OP)
why not use your pussy or mouth to jerk off the horse, must feel amazing, too bad horses are expensive or id be getting stretched out by one every single day

>>82428237
and you get paid minimum wage
>ok anon, time to prep the plastic mare pussy

>>82428261
Someone tried that and they died from organ damage so

>>82428237
>Imagine getting a job at the horse track and finding out beating off the horses is part of your responsibilities
Haha yeah that would be terrible. Like what if the sperm-catcher broke and you just had to swallow gallons of horse cum all day. Oh noooooo....

>>82427861 (OP)
she is
>imlpying
that if we ever got government issued girlfriends that she would do her "job" completely emotionlessly because she doesnt love you and is just doing it because she's getting paid, similiar to how horses need to be jacked off and the people who do it also dont feel nothing (at least outwardly). they may be getting off on it because girls love horses but they'd never show it

>>82428364
No, one of the many men who regularly got fucked by horses at that ranch ended up dying eventually. I like those odds.

>>82428418
women who fuck horses dont let the cock go in all the way, nor let the horse fuck. they basically just use the dick as a dildo. dont ask me how i know this. all you need to know is i've been on the internet a long time, and that despite what porn may suggest, reality is often disappointing

>>82427861 (OP)
What's the incel race? A school shooting?

>>82429282
My nigger I can not run in a trench coat I'll fall on my face

BROS SHE IS LITERALLY DOING THE THING

THE THING INCELS ALWAYS SAY WOMEN SHOULD BE DOING?!?!?!?!?

SHE DESERVES A MEDAL HOLY SHIT.

You guys should be blowing up her twitter in a good way!

SILENCE MOID

I wish I had a horsecock :(

>>82427861 (OP)
i don't want to be incel anymore. i'm going back to virgin

>>82428364
i dont think id let the horse fuck me in the ass without some form of safety but id let it stretch the hell out of my pussy

>>82429373
real life ass size in inches/cm?

Quit avatarfagging as having a big ass if you don't actually have one.

>>82429511
You want measurements so you can turn them into one of those weird butt sex dolls, not happening

>>82429732
that would make sense if I knew you personally, found you hot, wanted to fuck you, and didn't know your measurements. Making a sex doll based off of the measurements of some anonymous user doesn't make sense.

I'm just trying to stop you from avatarfagging. It's sad. Imagine if a guy posted a 9inch cock with every post despite being only 4 inches hard.

75% chance you're a tranny with a flat ass anyway so it's doubly embarassing.

>>82429732
this pic reminds me so much of an ex.

>>82429816
Are you the 300+ pound ex girlfriend haver that won't post pics.

>>82429732
not him but you got a very active imagination, huh?
do you secretly want that to happen or something?

>>82427861 (OP)
Professional whoores for you so you dont start a school shooting

Moids are easy~~

>>82429884
get your dick out of you hand.
>I'm so close..... ooooohhhhh fuckkkkkkk
>you secretly want that to happen dont you?
>you're a bad girl

cringe, degenerate, stupid.

>>82430009
post ass size or stop avatarfagging. If you're a tranny then don't bother with the measurement, just kill yourself.

>>82430014
I hate you, but post your ass measurment so I can hate fapp to it. My ass lives rent free in your mind

>>82430031
You don't understand zoomer men if you think we can fap to an ass measurement

>>82430031
whatever. Keep fakeAvatarFagging. This was about justice and truth.

>>82429851
No, she was a normal weight, the perspective of the pic highlights her ass which was that shape.

The way she has the trousers pulled down to exactly that height as well.

There was a lot of really good sex and she was really easy going.

>>82430031
post a pic or gtfo this shit only works on plebbit you dumb troon ywnbaw

>>82430145
There is a better life in becoming christian and having a monogamous relationship with a woman.

I get the feeling that hedonihilism isn't working out for you. (In the end it doesn't work out for anybody).

>>82427861 (OP)
She wants to jack off horses

>>82430010
ah, so you're one of those who get off to the thought of guys jerking it while picturing you, eh?
and what's more, you also get off on degrading them, you're a real fucking pervert
maybe get off your ass and go buy more tissues, your chair must be all soaked by now

Start licking moid!

preparing to emotional ride this horse cock

>>82430383
>>82430160
>>82430191

"she" won't even post measurements. Let alone pictures.

>>82430393
>incel begging for nudes

>>82430214
I've never met a christian woman.

Christ is a bro but I guess he has his hands full right now with the rest of the world and all the terrible shit going on.

I'm not one to give relationship advice but if she think that glove is long enough well forget that I wanna see where this goes anyway.

>>82427861 (OP)
What was meant is ewhores will say anything for attention. Lol

>>82430451
>I've never met a christian woman.

me neither, and I've been to church for years.

badumtsss

>>82430403
>incel begging for measurements

ftfy

You could never handle all of this

>>82430542
Also I honestly believe in sex before marriage.

In fact I'd go so far as to say that the most evolved and decent thing for humanity would be to abolish marriage as an institution all together.

>>82430542
the joke is that women are terrible people

>>82430552
>>82430393
>Let alone pictures.
Wanna try that again buddy?

>>82430566
this endless begging of attention without providing any substantive content is wearing me out.

>>82427861 (OP)
>mfw there are 20 other incels in the jackoff line ahead of me and I'm already late to the chud meetup

>>82430566
>>82430403
>>82430383
what is the point of teasing guys with pictures that arent you exactly?

>>82430636
It makes so little sense that it might actually be a woman.

They want pics of this so badly

>>82429373
Literally need this treatment what the fuck

>>82430783
I'm asking for less than pics but you won't even do that.

>>82430783
Uh-oh, I guess we find out if he's still alive now.

>>82427861 (OP)
idk but most women are not good at handjobs

>>82431275
Looks like you had a shit gf

>>82431446
yes most girls are shit at it

>>82429373
Why are you posting succubus farm?

>>82431446
just means I'm the only guy she's every jacked off.

>>82431446
a handjob like that would feel like heave i should pay those massage asians to do one for me and have them caress my head and cover my mouth ughhhhh

>>82427861 (OP)
Hate these types of xitter posts because they are always just advertisements for onlyfans.