Thread 82429458

Hey guys it's Dead, my asshole and balls are fucking killing me.
Since me and my ex broke up ive been getting blowjobs and tittyfucks from tweaky crack whores on my reservation
I think i have another std for some reason
Im already infertile, im just letting whatevers wrong with me fucking kill me at this point

i wish i was your wife

why do fat men with huge balls have such nice looking asses. god DAMN. life is not fair.

>>82429466
Fuck a wife, I'm here for the glory. They cant handle my power levels

>>82429458 (OP)
pretty hot ass actually thanks
>>82429473
loads of fat dudes have total pancake asses, it gets decently shapely if they exercise basically at all though

>>82429490
how do you go from looking like a nigger to looking like trailer trash like that.

i think i have ass cancer can you take a closer look at it?

>>82429514
It's because i'm native american. I live on a reservation

>>82429495
Was feeling patriotic not too long ago and stuck the American flag in my ass. Took all of America in these cheeks

are there any hot native american chicks there you'd share with a bro?

>>82429576
Thats what ruined the relationship with the girl i got engaged to. My cuck behavior led to me sharing him with her and she eventually just left me for him. She stopped fucking me and started acting like a bitch and then when i went beat him up she got mad at me for doing it

>>82429473
They used to look so different before i started getting gonnorhea and chlamydia all the time

I often wonder if dead's father left because he was such a faggot OR if dead is such a faggot because his father left. Truly a question for the ages. One thing we can say for certain is that dead's son is destined to be a faggot for sure.

>>82429806
Bro cant even post the copypasta right. Get laid incel

>>82429533
Let me see your asshole

that hole looks berry inviting

>>82430895
Behold the glory

We made it to the front page lol

>>82431443
lul bazed

>>82432604
Im so happy i feel like a deer

>>82429745
A threesome 90% of the time means that your relationship is pretty much dead.

>>82429458 (OP)
why do you look like goreshit

I think I would have been a happier 35 year old man if I had worn a mask and exposed my hideous nude body to thousands of unwilling 4chan participants 10-15 years ago. Would have came out of my shell in the way that I needed. Good on you OP.

>>82433344
It was bad, i basically got cucked. He wouldnt let me touch her so i just rubbed her foot all over my dick i nutted on it. She left me for him after putting in a dead bedroom not too long after that
We were engaged and were gonna get married
Im never sharing a girlfriend ever again. It traumatized me and changed the way i am in relationships now