Thread 82433320

Don't ever kill yourself.

>>82433320 (OP)
Trash tip

>>82433320 (OP)
heckin awesome sauce op.

You get one updoot friend.

i know this post is a joke but those "never kill yourself" tweets make me want to die even more if life is about drinking beer and eating chips and playing pokemon i want to end it NOW

give me a genuine reason that doesn't boil down to: "it gets better bro theres a light at the end of the tunnel think about your family"

i've seen this before
that is quite the massive bowl

>>82433766
"the world is now your oyster bro"

jfl

just pass me the rope

>>82433766
Don't an hero, it gets better bro theres a light at the end of the tunnel think about your family pls

>>82433766
This is a really unique experience and it's like 100% just black nothing bye bye the second your brain stops so like why not make use of it

>>82433787
if someone believes in god thats a retarded reason

>>82433766
Anonymous poster would be happy that they convinced someone healthy to suicide. Always live to spite the people that want to wrong you.

>>82433766
It'll hurt anyone close to you and you'll go to hell. My best friend killed himself and now I'm here, be selfless if you need to, I guess. The only thing keeping me here is my religion

>>82433766
sexbots. one day you'll have sexbots and they'll be your perfect lovers who wont treat you like most women and will love you and will be perfect for you

>>82433320 (OP)
That image doesn't make me happy at all

>>82434096
Suicidal people don't go to hell automatically anyway in your shit religion. The only sin that is unforgiveable is blaspheming the holy spirit (which is basically rejecting a divine miracle that happens right in front of you)

>>82433787
I'd rather have nothingness than literal hell.

>>82433320 (OP)
Unless you get untreatable bone cancer or something similar. Then do end it because its gonna be dogshit until you keel over after a load of nonstop pain and immobility

>>82433320 (OP)
But what if you're a Buddhist and want to reroll your life like right now?

>>82433320 (OP)
you're right; coping by smoking myself stupid and watching some shitty cartoons while eating red40, yellow90, blue69 glyphosate-infused grain slop sounds better.
>>82435856
reincarnation sounds infernal.

>>82434096
That isn't in the Bible, Jesus literally mentions the unforgivable sin and it's not suicide.

>>82433766
The real reason not to is that it gets worse.
>you can't actually die
>when you try you will 'wake up' from the attempt having failed or not even tried, even if it was a "sure thing" like a gun to the head
>after this you will find that the world is more of a nightmare than it was before
Trust me on this one bro. It does not work and it makes things worse in a cosmic kind of way.

>>82433766
Have some resilience. You're going to die anyway, don't cop-out and ragequit. That's what trannies do.

>>82435856
Suicide is a karmic setback and your next life will likely be worse than the one you're currently in. You're going to have to figure it out either way. It's pointless.

>>82433981
Do I just need to live to spite these people or am I supposed to go out of my way to do that?

>>82433320 (OP)
Thanks for the well-meaning advice OP but for some people life is just too unbearable for too long and never gets better, not everyone can resist the drive to commit suicide. Humans have been doing it for millenia and they always will, so far we haven't been able to figure out how to stop it.

>>82433766
>it gets better bro theres a light at the end of the tunnel think about your family
Make the fucking light yourself.

>>82434143
either this or chips implanted into our brains that serve as computer-interfaces... it will be like a holodeck

>>82433320 (OP)
Seems chill. All that's missing is a couple of cold beers on the side

weed is always the answer when one is alone!

>>82433710
what do you suggest nerd!

>>82437761
>tfw weed is illegal where I live now
God, I miss living in Asia

Bro you're gonna miss season 9 of Rick and Morty

>>82437952
We're at season 9 already? Damn. I stopped watching somewhere around 3-4 because either it stopped being funny or I stopped finding it funny. Not sure which and can't be arsed going back to check.

Do have good memories of watching s1-2 when it came out with my friends though

>>82437761
Weed is for fags. loser drug

>>82433320 (OP)
Well, let me tell you a little something about Rick and morty. Season 8 fucking sucked. Season 7 was pretty bad, but season 8 fucking sucked. And so I go ahead and download each episode of season 17 of always sunny, and holy fucking shit they are absolutely done! It was so bad. Nothing was memorable from either of these series of their latest seasons. It's time for Rick and Morty to just stop. They're done. Always sunny? They're all so done. It's overproduced garbage now. And everybody is too fucking old. And they've also went ahead and went full on flanderization with all their characters. Frank is just too old, and he's not pulling it off anymore. His acting isn't good anymore. Plus his character is a total Flanders situation. When it comes to charlie, it's an issue of flanderization. With mac, not only is he old and so different looking after he gained the muscle but then didn't go back to a regular body, like he did when he was fat. And everything is just so off about him now. His voice is all cracked up because of his age, his gaunt look from being ripped is really weird and doesn't fit his character or his voice, and it's a total flandersation of his character as well for a long time now actually. Dee and Dennis are both fucked up as well, have been for a little while since they got all that plastic surgery and the way they look just doesn't fit with their characters anymore. And they're all trying to act like they are still 28 years old. I'm not talking about the antics, we're talking about how they are trying to portray their characters as, in their logic and speech and all that stuff. Rick and Morty is so bad I'm not even getting into it because I dislike it that much now

>>82433747
Bro think about all the useless trash you can consume and waste your money on
You can't kill yourself! Think about missing out on [product] by [company]!

>>82433747
Same here, I don't know how people can unironically say "don't kill yourself, there's always slop to consume!" in earnest.
I cling to the hope that I'll find love someday, and not what the average person calls love which is just them settling, I mean the genuine article that only a few experience.

>>82437980
I think it's pretty awesome, personally

>>82433320 (OP)
I have celiac and can't even enjoy a bowl of cereal. Why shouldn't I kill myself?

>>82433320 (OP)
>Don't ever kill yourself.
Woah there Connor Controversial

>>82439119
that top header was the goat and it wasn't close

>>82433320 (OP)
That's dumb. I think everyone should kill themselves and attend their own funerals the day before. Sure beats dying slowly in a hospital bed with no one around but the medical staff. It doesn't make sense, it's as if they think they'll never die. It's always better to go out on your own terms.

i'm almost 32 and none of my copes work anymore

lifting and cardio doesn't give me endorphins anymore
playing guitar and making music feels like beating a dead horse
video games the same
fapping feels like a chore if I do it
even drinking which I used to love is barely enjoyable. used to make me euphoric now it just makes me numb and retarded.

it's fucking over

>>82439454
Why not go to church instead?

>>82433320 (OP)
Hedonism doesn't work forever.

>>82439466
what's church gonna do for me?

>>82439478
Mix up your routine, see people, stop making your home into a de-facto prison.

>>82439467
This is obviously correct but in terms of the mechanisms of addiction but it doesn't touch on why people become like this.

People become addicts because their baseline level of contentment and ability to engage meaningfully in the world and with people is low. In my case due to pretty severe childhood traumas.

If I didn't have the outlets of a pc, 4chan, video games etc and lived in the 80s or something growing up, it's very likely I would have died of a heroin overdose or something in my late teens. These escapes have essentially been my permanent life support for decades.

I did the opposite. Got a full time job, a gf, disconnected. And every day all I could think was "man I wish I was at home on my computer"

>>82438211
WHy did i read this shit kek. lold