Thread 82434251

>>82434251 (OP)
Its illegal so you are a criminal like a murderer

>>82434302

>in a legal state
>smoking 4 ounces a week

whattttever

>>82434251 (OP)
>h-hehe right thats just fine f-fembot
and then i would go to another room and call the police

i started smoking weed (and subsequently got addicted) because a hot girl convinced me to try it with her

>>82434251 (OP)
recently i ordered a gram from the darkweb to try it
its cool i guess, but i have anxiety problems and weed doesnt calm your anxiety at all. so it wasnt that great
its also kind of weird how it alters your entire headspace

>hits bong
>depersonalizes on couch unable to tell whats real

Id smoke again if i could find people with bud

>>82434347
>its also kind of weird how it alters your entire headspace

i didnt realize thats what being "high" was for a long time. i thought people talking about being high was just a body high until i started asking people. its like a light switch that flips and youre mentally noticeable not sober

>>82434316
>I would commit murder and incest if it was legal
This is the average weedsmoker's thoughts

>>82434357
i mean more like even when youre not high
i guess thats just a me thing though

>>82434251 (OP)
It's really quite impressive how addictive weed is.

>junkie spam
we already have a thread for this shit

>>82434251 (OP)
last time I smoked weed it somehow fucked up my brain/mind and I had multiple panic attacks a day for months so no thank you I'll keep being a pussy

>>82434440
>I had multiple panic attacks a day for months so no thank you I'll keep being a pussy

its not even the strain thats normal you just smoked too much. soon you dont get those panic attacks and the bud feels better than oxycodone and hydrocodone

>>82434486
why do weed smokers feel such a strong need to convert non-smokers even when they didn't like it
leave people alone with that shit, goddamn

>weed smokers get so uppity when you tell them they're addicted lol
yup pretty much, same goes for alcohol addicts
>UUUHHHHMMMM IT'S NOT AN ADDICTION IT'S A D E P E N D E N C Y, THEY'RE TOTALLY NOT THE SAME IT'S LIKE A DIFFERENT STRAIN TRUST ME BRO
weed smokers and alcoholoids are the same thing and are both unbearably annoying

>>82434594
We are generous and like to share. Why do teetotalers have such a victim complex? I have never, ever, ever witnessed someone pressured to smoke weed irl. But I have witnessed teetotalers fucking up our good time multiple times. Probation friend mad that he went to the bar with us and we were drinking (duh), straight edge friend mad we were smoking weed because he was scared of the second hand smoke (faggot), just generally losers trying to control the people around them. You guys have this fantasy of people caring about you so much they want to make you do drugs. No we just want you to stop being neurotic and thought it'd help. Don't want it fine but if you don't wanna hang can you please not try to control us thanks

>>82434594

because its not scary like you pussies think and youd reap benefits. you let dumb motherfuckers get you too high and you become bitches. man the fuck up im dead serious

>>82434743
>>82434751
thanks for proving my point retards
embarrassing

>>82434762

still in the thread? obviously you want to be converted. just go smoke everyone has bud now :)

>>82434779
ok I'll go tell everyone how wonderful weed is while being an obvious failure at life

>>82434790

just smoke a bowl and stop being a pussy. youre probably an alcholic anyway who am i kidding

>>82434762
My post was pretty thoughtful, I think it's rude of you to dismiss me like that.

>>82434804
The one where you just assumed I was a teetotaler because I don't like weed?
Sure buddy, peak intellect

>>82434850

keep talking shit to my homie and imma run your pockets pussy bitch

>>82434850
I was using that as a word to mean abstainer, weird reason to refuse to engage with my main point

>>82434871
I don't have a single good reason to engage with your anecdotes about people I've never met. All I asked for was not being preached at about weed I don't wanna smoked and you just pulled a NO U about being controlling.

>smoke half a joint
>dick hard and want to cuddle bbws

Damnnn

>>82434891
There you go, you responded. Petulant but you did it.
Anecdotes are relevant to the conservation. I dealt with a controlling weirdo about it and wanted to share how it made us all perceive him. It wasn't productive to act like that towards us. He should've just learned to live and let live. Weed isn't coke and we weren't stoned driving or anything, just partying. Don't wanna be around that just remove yourself from the situation. Agree or disagree?

>>82434920

What the fuck are you even saying im serious youre just saying random shit. Grow the fuck up you need a joint or someshit cause you sound like a pussy ass bitch

>>82434251 (OP)
*makes mustard gas in your room*
quit being a pussy its just mustard gas

>>82434968

>comparing mustard gas to chronic

lmfao

>>82434933
Sex based slurs are not cool I think you might need that joint more than me hon

>>82434251 (OP)
Much worse for your lungs than smoking cigarettes. Will give you psychosis and schizophrenia.

>>82435017
>Will give you psychosis and schizophrenia.

Unironically i will agree with you on this but being worse than cigarettes is wild. Derealization is better than lung cancer

>>82434594
Because bad experiences are often preventable or fixable. But if you do it the right way and you still don't like it, all the better. Probably better if you just never like weed desu.

i m high as fuck i drank a 6pack smoked a joint and the joint is beating my ass while it alwyas make me feel out of body my wyes teariing

>>82434251 (OP)
I wouldn't smoke it, but edibles sound interesting. Anyone done them before?

>>82435251

Edibles will make you feel the best you ever felt no joke. Even as low as 10mg

I smoked 3 joints in a hour i cant feel anything i feel great

>>82435251
they hit harder and last longer. Healthier too because you aren't stuffing your lungs full of cancer.
The only downside for me is that I once ate like two full brownies, felt dizzy as fuck, wanted to vomit but couldn't, and now I gag at the taste of any brownies. So uh, just eat half of one.

Smoke kush listen to juice wrld reap results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI34LYmJ1Fs

>>82434486
>the bud feels better than oxycodone and hydrocodone
no the fuck it doesn't, it's not even close

God I hate drugs, I hate the anxiety and loss of control, I just want to claw my face off.

Much happier with chocolate milk, and my teddy

>>82434364
not the same thing brother

>>82434302
Appeal to authority autists will be the first to face the wall.

>>82434251 (OP)
Every time I smoke high thc weed, I hear voices that berate and insult me. Then I start seeing bugs everywhere. How do you did with this anon? It wasn't very fun.

its so dumb and absurd but it really hurt me when my gf smoked weed for the first time without me? she smoked weed with her fat ugly lesbian friend in a parking lot and i felt so worthless for some reason. i stopped smoking weed around her or at all before that and she called me boring and uninteresting and it was just the worst fucking feeling ever

>>82436681
you are most likely schizophrenic

>>82434251 (OP)
dont care about that, its just that your cunt reeks

>>82436855
he probably is based on that post, but not all schizo shit is schizo. sleep dep will do that to you, i used to hear my name whispered into my ear and it would sound louder then the loudest thing ive ever heard, and it would take a moment for me to realize it was just sleep dep

>>82434251 (OP)
Doing weed or alcohol are a couple of the biggest easiest ways to set yourself on the fast track to being a fucking loser

>>82434302
and you my good sir are super autistic

>>82434251 (OP)
>sorry but that shit is lame and smells like garbage, did you really pay for this or are you being paid to inhale this??

>>82435251
Whatever you do, don't take more just because you don't think it's working. Some people metabolize it extremely slow and the effects are not linear so the effect of double the dose can be more than twice as strong.
Otherwise it's great, you just have to be patient.

>>82437478
The worst though is abstaining, that's how you turn into a friendless incel shut-in. I wish it wasn't true, but it is.

>>82434302
>All these newpoopoos not knowing about ancient pasta
It's okay anon

>>82434251 (OP)
>OK
>takes massive dab

>>82434251 (OP)
the real pussy is the one who can't face reality without mind altering substances

if you want to fit in with normies you need to do drugs and drink alcohol otherwise you will be known as the weird guy, i saw even the most loser ugly guy get a gf and have a kid just becusse he was always at parties throwing up on himself and blacking out! everyone wanted him around because he was a mess and fun to be around never being aggressive always the emotional mess that people just loved to be around and have a laugh the next day at work about the retarded shit he would do!! he won in my eyes

>don't be a pussy
>There's only 50% I will develop and mental health issues like schizophrenia or BPD.

Bought like 70 grams or so really cheap, 3 full glass jars to give you an idea, and been making "firecrackers" with peanut butter, one cookie gives me a nice high for a few hours while smoking the same amount lasts maybe 10 minutes

Now I only need to figure out how to entice 20yos with "i have drugs at home", maybe I can then stop being a 33 yo virgin

>>82434251 (OP)
Being high doesn't even feel good. I'm not against it morally, but damn, don't smoke it in my house.

>>82437535
>>smells like garbage
Why have you been throwing skunks in the garbage?

>>82437478
>he thinks winners don't do drugs

I have been smoking weed everyday for two years
Seems like some pussies are in this thread

What about vaping weed ?

>unlocks schizophrenia and ruins your life
>unlocks some other weird disease/mental illness
not. even. once.

>>82434251 (OP)
Makes me schizo recently . Don't know what they started putting in that shit. I miss 2017 weed.

>>82435033
Marijuana will give you lung cancer and COPD
In fact its worse than cigs

>>82439676
Only if you smoke it though, if you take oil or edibles you are still gonna be a crazy AF schizo

People that smoke weed and can't handle their shit are fucking hilarious
>like 8 years ago hanging out with r9k discord buddies (sup Aaron and Skylar)
>Aaron rarely ever smokes but decides to smoke with us at Skylar's house
>gets incredibly fucked up
>leaves his qt3.14 petite gf with us because he gets so fucked up he just walks out of the house to find ice cream (??)
>she's weirded out despite being a freak herself that brags about pissing on floors
>they break up shortly afterwards