Thread 82434390

Are you a soap guy or a shower gel guy?

>>82434390 (OP)
Shower gel, bars just dry my skin if they arent pure natural stuff.

its a good movie but its not that good. overrated. darren aronofsky better

>>82434390 (OP)
Soap
>>82434418
Ya, I still don't understand how tyler durden is based on Diogenes

>>82434390 (OP)
I'm a cheapskate who gets whatever's on the biggest discount when I need it guy

>>82434390 (OP)
Neither. I haven't used soaps or detergents for any purpose since 2022

those who use soap bars, do you run it across your butthole and dick? if your uncut, do you roll the bar across the foreskin after you pull it back?

i feel a little weird running the soap across my dick a bit, because its like, a common object multiple people may handle, but the surface washes off instantly, so, is it that weird?

>>82436125
actually fuck it, since im asking that, what about stealing toothbrushes. ill just use anyones toothbrush anywhere at any time. dont know why, i just do. teeth need brushing, i see toothbrush, toothbrush is mine temporarily.

Shower gel because its what my parents buy

>>82434390 (OP)
I use Nablus soap made with virgin olive oil, water, and sodium hydroxide. Comes in a square bar. Sacred olives from the Levant cleanse my skin of Jewish trickery.

>>82436139
huh. ash is a major component of making that sort of soap.

guess youve got a lot of that in supply.

>>82436125
Its called using a loofah bud

>>82434390 (OP)
shower gel with nett sponge

>>82436223
those things, yeah. why use those over the soap bar itself? maybe this is a cut/uncut thing but thats...thats sandpaper, with soap. thats not going to feel good on the surface of my dick. its soft, sensitive, not calloused

Step by step instructions on how to prepare yourself for the upcoming race war

1. Get into the shower and be naked
2. Soap. Use lots of soap and hot water. Push the bar of soap into your ass and get lots of bubbles.
3. Scrub your ass crack of any debris. Use a removable shower head to really get into the crack to wash all the poo out of your buttocks. Theres lots of poo particles and youll want to be sparkly clean after your shower.
4. Wash your sphincter too. Put your finger into your ass to clean it out. Lube up your finger with soap so it slides in more easily. Sometimes poo can get stuck.
5. Towel off, get all the water out of your bumcrack. Gently pat the area, so as to not irritate your buttocks.
6. Get into the doggystyle position and wait. Shake your butt. A black man with a gun will be here shortly. Keep your dick steady, but dont expect to cum as much as he does when you jack off after.

>>82434390 (OP)
exfoliating scrub

>>82436276
ever had to dig shit particles out of your ass. ive only had to do little ones, but i lived in trap house for a while with some heroin addicts and the shit they told me. ive never put car keys inside me in an attempt to...dig my way out, okay. some of the things i heard about were seriously fucked. heroin is fucking crazy

>>82434408
every time ive used bar soap it makes my skin super dry
>>82436241
this is the way

>>82436276
reading this made me cuooomm ohhhh im cuaoooming
>is that what you want?

>>82436276
I saw a man do 2 on the street a few months ago :(

>>82436125
you're not supposed to clean yourself with the bar anon. you lather it into your hands and then use the soap from that to clean yourself.

>>82436433
...but thats a step removed. like, sure i could lather my hands then lather my body, but i could also put the literal bar of concentrated clean directly onto my cock. why not do this.

>>82436457
i did that once and i woke up in the middle of the night with dead skin peeling off of my dick and my frenulum was crusted over, that was a very painful school day

>>82436469
pmr guy here, lmao small time. cock horror stories for DAYS

>>82436469
also that was just soap scum, just to add a real answer. soap scum is a white film, you just cleaned your cleanest dick and freaked out lol

I make my own shampoo and body scrub from essential oils.

>>82436469
advice for the future never use any exfoliating glove or thing like that on certain parts of your body had to find that out the hard way.

fucking hell. i spent like the first 13 or so odd years of my life thinking i was cut, before my folks pulled me aside and told me i was uncut, and if i wanted to "fix it" they would, but during this whole conversation i was thinking to myself "what, im cut, ive seen porn, they are mistaken". then at 14-15 id realize, oh no, no no no, thats not the case at all. not one fucking bit

picrel is my favorite. not too harsh and good scent.

>>82436558
being cut sucks so fucking much, i feel more by running my finger across my palm than by touching my erect penis

>>82436615
you get feeling from running your finger across your palm? i only knew one guy like that, he had a huge scar across one of his forearms and if you tickled or touched the scar he got an erection. god i was so secretly jealous of that

>>82436615
on the flipside you do last longer. if i go without stimulation long enough, ill end up nutting in like 6 strokes, and that never feels good? the longer the buildup the better if feels or whatever, but im pretty sure im an outlier. for some weird reason, i can spend half a day jerking off and edging, finish, and then bang a second one out on the spot, rough and fast and it feels just as good, in just 5 minutes instead of half a fucking day

>>82434390 (OP)
I use bar soap
in psych wards, you're actually not allowed to use bar soap. You have to use liquid soap. So for me, bar soap is a luxury

>>82434390 (OP)
Soap. I love the feeling of a hard bar against my body. Gel is for gay faggots who want to smell nice for their boyfriends

>>82436643
not erotic feeling, i have the same feeling in my palm as you, but the sensation i get from touching my glans is the same i get from touching my forearm, its just that touching down there enough eventually leads to an orgasm regardless
i dont know who to blame, jews, dumbasses in america who made it common, the doctors and officials who convinced my parents to do it, but whoever it was, i hate them

>>82436700
>not allowed to use bar soap
why. are you fuckers stabbing eachother with soap? pretty sure you guys have something else to stab each other with, fuckin hell

>>82436704
have you tried the gliding thing, just constant stimulation of the frenelum.

>>82436716
there was this one episode of law and order svu where a woman put a bar of soap into a sock and used it as a flail of sorts to hurt her sister without leaving a mark
that's all i know

>>82434390 (OP)
shower gel on a loofah. very sudsy and very nice

>>82436732
i mean given that my frenulum is kind of permanently dry, constant friction doesn't sound that good, and i suppose theres lube but no foreskin means rubbing with lube is just sorta uncomfortable

>>82436744
that goes back to apocalypse now and earlier. using soap bars in socks to beat people without leaving bruises is a well established, if false, belief.

>>82436762
its a constant lube thing, even for uncut people, as far as i can tell. the few times i tried the frenulum only stimulation thing i was spitting on my hand like every 30 seconds for an hour straight. huge amount of effort for the pay off, but for cut people, maybe its the only way?

>>82434390 (OP)
Very occasional use of wet wipes, as I hate bathing.

>>82434390 (OP)
2 in 1 shampoo bodywash guy
Fuck this gay movie btw it's not good
Just like the matrix or american psycho. Fucking gay bad movies that get their dicks sucked because haha funny

Taxi driver was sort of okay but even then it was meh