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Anonymous No.82437833 [Report] >>82437903 >>82437924 >>82438021 >>82438041 >>82438083 >>82439106 >>82439143 >>82439295 >>82439308 >>82439388 >>82439552 >>82439586 >>82439642 >>82439872 >>82440316 >>82440344 >>82440385 >>82440393 >>82440406 >>82440621 >>82441290 >>82441553 >>82441639 >>82441928 >>82442030 >>82442366
Unhappy anons, what would make you genuinely happy in life? If you could choose anything, what would it be?
Anonymous No.82437859 [Report] >>82437878 >>82437984
For the guy I like to give a fuck and put in effort to have a relationship with me (again).
Anonymous No.82437878 [Report] >>82437884
>>82437859
Ah yes, roastie needs her chad.
Anonymous No.82437884 [Report]
>>82437878
Need? No. Want? Yeh, would be cool.
Anonymous No.82437903 [Report] >>82437920 >>82438099
>>82437833 (OP)
>Unhappy anons, what would make you genuinely happy in life?
Some things I can't mention. (Too personal, don't want to doxx myself)
Financial stability (either win the lottery or earn 150k a year)
No mental illness
To have a healthy, loving, monogamous relationship
To have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Before the monogamy, a rotation of baddies and hoes
A cadillac escalade with 22 inch rims that keep spinning
An iced out grill
An Iphone max pro 16
Anonymous No.82437920 [Report]
>>82437903
I change my answer to this guy's answer
Anonymous No.82437924 [Report] >>82437943
>>82437833 (OP)
All I want is a room with electricity, a computer, wifi, and a lifetime supply of monster and cigarettes. The government owes me this for being a manlet
Anonymous No.82437940 [Report]
If I was talented or even just competent at something
Anonymous No.82437943 [Report] >>82438018
>>82437924
Unironically if my taxes went to give short dudes monster and cigarettes then I'd be happy to pay like even canada taxes.
Anonymous No.82437954 [Report]
I cannot imagine ever being happy. I am not even unhappy any more.
Anonymous No.82437984 [Report] >>82438007
>>82437859
I want to scrap your clit off with a screwdriver the same way they scrape the barnacles off sea turtles
Anonymous No.82438007 [Report]
>>82437984
Stop it, you're making me blush
Anonymous No.82438018 [Report]
>>82437943
This made me tear up actually
Anonymous No.82438021 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
like 500k would fix all my problems
Anonymous No.82438041 [Report] >>82439311 >>82440410
>>82437833 (OP)
Happiness, a weird thing you know?
Everyones got their own idea of what it looks like.
For some it's about finding inner peace.
For me it's a mix of a few things some of them a little extra.
First off I need to get my money right. I'm not talking about being a billionaire but I'd love to hit that point where I'm not stressing about bills anymore. Earning a solid $150k a year would do it or hey a lottery win would be even better. Just that feeling of financial freedom!
Next I want my mind to be clear. No more of the constant noise, self-doubt, or anxiety just a quiet peaceful brain.
Before I settle down though I need to live it up a little. A rotation of baddies and hoes is required. A little bit of wild carefree fun before I'm ready to commit. After that phase I want to find that one person. The kind of relationship that's healthy, loving, and just for the two of us, or maybe even 3, who knows! We'd have a kid and the coolest part is the kid would be made the old-fashioned way. And yeah, some of it is about the stuff. I'm not gonna lie. I want a Cadillac Escalade with those 22-inch rims that just keep on spinning. I want a diamond-studded grill that sparkles when I smile and the newest iPhone. They're just cool things and they'd make me happy too. So yeah, my perfect happiness is a little all over the place.
It's about being financially stable, mentally healthy, and finding my forever person, but it's also about some shiny, over-the-top stuff.
It's a whole vibe.
Anonymous No.82438083 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
>Unhappy anons, what would make you genuinely happy in life?
Nothing. That ship has sailed.
Anonymous No.82438099 [Report]
>>82437903
Financial stability
Familial stability (wife and kids, not mom and dad)

Everything else stem from those.
>lusting after some crappy ayfon -.-
Anonymous No.82439106 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
To matter to someone I like. I want to have a permanent, stable, forever relationship with them. I'm unhappy because I'm alone, and if I weren't alone all I see in society is people running off on others, being mean to them, or using them like a napkin. I want something forever, loving, and permanent. Something I know sadly doesn't exist for me.
Anonymous No.82439143 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
A smelly moid I can sniff every morning and rub my hands all over his smooth body

t. homo
Anonymous No.82439295 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
I wish I could finish jack Black's King Kong game on game boy advance
Anonymous No.82439308 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
a wife who loves me, who wants to have my children and raise them with me and grow old and die in each other's arms
Anonymous No.82439311 [Report]
>>82438041
You had me until Cadillac escadale
Anonymous No.82439374 [Report] >>82439397
At this point I honestly wouldn't know, I mean what might help is just being able to make money, not feel useless? that's like a huge step in the right direction for me at least.
Anonymous No.82439388 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
I've come to realise that I will never be truly content. It's fine, I've come to terms with the fact that there will be many things that I will never get to experience that many others will.
Anonymous No.82439397 [Report] >>82439441
>>82439374
just get a job dude. Zoomers are retarded and useless, if you're even halfway competent there are plenty of places that will take you.
Anonymous No.82439441 [Report]
>>82439397
I'm fucked, I've been trying for a year with no results.
Anonymous No.82439552 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
A brain that has the capacity to feel joy, contentment and pleasure would be a start.
Anonymous No.82439586 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
Being in shape
Anonymous No.82439642 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
genuine love
Anonymous No.82439872 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
I guess a lot of stuff but top one would be loving and caring gf/wife. Other stuff like a house, a GPD win 4, my friend who got shipped to South Korea, a life time supply of toilet paper, being able to actually draw good, a better job that would give me vacation days and holidays off(hopefully I can get that soon), a well behaved dog who doesn't fuck my step dad's leg or just any other pet like a cat/a frog/a bunny/a turtle/etc. I had ex cutter gf rather fuck a toaster over me and current chick I am seeing would rather talk to chat GPT than me. I want to come home from a long day of work, have a nice dinner with a lady I love and discuss making plans to go out to a club or a picnic, and have her rest on me while watching tv or playing video games. I don't understand who I keep going while feeling bitchless(like I'm not lonely. I have friends and family members who try to help me. Uncles says I have a shitty support system while also being part of and contributing to said shitty support system). I want something intimate/I want some intimacy.
Anonymous No.82440316 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
>Unhappy anons, what would make you genuinely happy in life?
Like realistic things that can happen? Nothing. I don't see and expect anything in the rest of my life that would make me that, genuinely happy.

Fantasies detached from life? I daydream sometimes, nowadays less, but these dreams are complete Isekai, reflecting my lost hope for my real life.
Anonymous No.82440344 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
Being attractive. People would treat me better and I wouldn't see an ugly man in the mirror every day.
Anonymous No.82440357 [Report]
I wish I could redo my life without autism.
Anonymous No.82440374 [Report]
I think if I had my CDL and a couple of white girlfriends in different cities I would be genuinely happy, even if the relationships were purely transactional. Working toward it, have to remain sober
Anonymous No.82440381 [Report]
To be financially secure, respected and loved by one woman
Anonymous No.82440385 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
having a college diploma
Anonymous No.82440393 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
>what would make you genuinely happy in life?
Living in my pocket dimension generated from pic related forever with my waifu
Anonymous No.82440406 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
what would make you genuinely happy in life?
a girlfriend?
being king?
owning a castle
big disability checks
having an M1 Garand or mg42 and ammo, and an area to shoot it for free
haram?
3some with 2 girls that i like
my own kid
eh just feeling accepted for who i am would make me happy too
Anonymous No.82440410 [Report]
>>82438041
real, i know I want these things aswell but can't put it into words. I hate being retarded
Anonymous No.82440465 [Report]
BOGINTONS BOGGY BOG BOG
Anonymous No.82440621 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
Humanity has space ships and I can be a space pilot
Anonymous No.82441290 [Report] >>82441373
>>82437833 (OP)
>being a neet with enough money for comfortable living
neeting would give me enough time to do things I enjoy, therefore I would be happy
Anonymous No.82441373 [Report] >>82441624
>>82441290
when you're neet you stop seeing the point in doing things, even things you once enjoyed.
Anonymous No.82441553 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
Peace within my own mind. That inherent assurance of self-worth that normies either have or are much better at faking. A mind unbothered by trauma and maladaptation that simply works with what it has rather than ruminating and escaping. Happiness for me isn't about being happy during the good times. It's about being able to smile when things go to shit.
Anonymous No.82441624 [Report] >>82442309
>>82441373
Why are there so many retards who say stupid shit like this
Anonymous No.82441639 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
Alot of money, like a shit load, i want a farm and to use my money and stability to have a harem full of femNEETs from all over the world to worship my cock
Anonymous No.82441781 [Report] >>82441879
A global thermonuclear exchange involving the full arsenals of NAFO, Russia, China.

A Special Racial Operation spanning the entire western world.

A 10km asteroid smacking into the Earth.

A virus that isn't some bitchmade pussy shit, but actually brings Stephen King's "The Stand" to fruition.

Or Half-Life 3.
Anonymous No.82441879 [Report]
>>82441781
>A virus that isn't some bitchmade pussy shit, but actually brings Stephen King's "The Stand" to fruition.
This book was my autistic obsession as a kid and teen.
When covid hit i thought it was going to happen i really did but it didn't.
fuck...
Anonymous No.82441928 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
a house of my own, and a harem
some kind of sexy girls i can boss around and who love me
like asian girls, busty girls, dependant girls, etc
with real vaginas and stuff. i dont know the type of girls because i never had a gf or anything like that
and just swim in their love, have them be super obsessed with me and into whatever shit im into, i dont know how much
2? 3? 5? 10? 100?
i dont know. but some

maybe a cure for my autism and attention issues and sleep issues, make me low inhibition and confident as well, and be able to do stuff i want

to go from "i wish" to "i made it happen" for my fantasies

id also like to interact with god and learn about the metaphysics of reality. like how and why things happen on earth, look at cases, judge them, ponder on them. stuff like that, if it existed, would greatly please me to witness it, like if theres afterlife justice or whatever
Anonymous No.82442030 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
>Financial stability
>A job that is is so enjoyable it doesn't feel like work.
>A large house in a walkable neighborhood that is within reasonable driving distance of my best friend
>A devoted wife who aligns with my interests
>Several children
>A supportive and friendly church community
Anonymous No.82442309 [Report]
>>82441624
>Why are there so many retards who say stupid shit like this
because it's true? You wouldn't know.
Anonymous No.82442366 [Report]
>>82437833 (OP)
Being given my unrealistic dream girl and never having to worry about money again because I hate wageslaving and dealing with people. Real life requires stoicism as an average man it's not even a philosophy it's just the default say you have to survive life on this nightmare of a planet.