Thread 82442022

QOTD: quiet sadness

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>>82442022 (OP)
oh my god shut up fagggots

The only music discussion I like is from the Anon that posts vocaroos of nice music. Wish they were longer...

>>82441459
Or go to a mental health proffesional and start living a normal, better and happier life with people who love you instead of wanting to have a dead body. You don't have to kill him to be happy, there are other ways, contact a therapist.

>>82442034
>Not an argument
It's so sad that hating things became your entire personality. Maybe focus more on the things you like? It would make you sound less negative.

Holy fuck why is this woke faggotron karen wannabe here. Go back to Xitter

all I need, is a lil bit of hawk tuah and no body gets hurt...

It's mens' fault that they're lonely. Women have no societal advantage they just slay harder iktr

>>82442051
https://voca.ro/1a85bi7KPE01

>>82442028
No darling, you see the right wing politics is one of hate. Trump won again because of the inherent xenophobia and lgbtphobia so prevalent in the USA. The pendulum swings.
Hasan is a great content creator. You dislike his opinions on a fundamental level because your ideology is misplaced, for a fag at least. He does what every other political commentator does, and your criticism of him is very shallow and unsubstantiated. Right wing commentators are too busy sharing fake news and conspiracy theories to actually compete against hasan.

>>82442058
...you can be happy without killing people, there are enough other people, go to a therapist and you can probably get many people to love you.

>>82442082
We are gay here so women's sexual behavior is irrelevant. I don't know why you care about it, are you trying to be straight again? Darling that didn't work when you were 12, it won't work now.

>>82442070
Twitter is filled with chuds like you though. You really thought this was your little chud safe space, didn't you?
This is why you don't have a bf, by the way. There's no room left for love if all you do is hate

I like Kakenari's doujins but his art is kind of same-y. He always draws the same dick on everyone and the sex always follows the same format
>top hits on bottom > bottom gives in and suck his huge dick > top uses condom and penetrates his ass and bottom cums instantly > zoomed out 3 panels of top fucking bottom in different positions > they run out of condoms so top goes raw > he cums inside, usually missionary > bottom ass is gaped and leaking cum and he's doing peace sign
It's a very quick and easy go to fap but it's never going to scratch the itch

>>82442091
You're not him but that was okay.

>>82442131
https://voca.ro/1gmzGNBIoN3w
i can replace him

>>82441968
>Why the fuck do you keep going on about a bf as if that's a token of achievement?
Because it is? You acting all retarded and hateful and then you pretend that doesn't impact your friendless boring life, but it does.

>>82442154
I have a boyfriend. I'm not some demented weirdo who needs to flaunt that as a point in an argument. Weird freak.

r9gay is for exiled Twitter faggotrons after Elon and the chuds drove them out. We stan women and kpop here. Leave if you don't like it

>>82442091
listen here soundbwoy my wickd sound will rip you to shreds brudda dont play with me in dis wickd jungle biznizz

>>82441892
>I just hate how inept he is at politics. Genuine sitting duck
If that was the true reason, you'd hate most of political commentators online who do the exact same.
I think you hate him because he's a leftist and you're a right winger. He's making content for people all over the world who would never hope he would have some local influence in their foreign countries, that's not really the point. The point is exposure. If a right winger like you is seething at him, he's doing something right

>>82442174
Sure you do, lmao. You call him faggotron too?
Anon, e boyfriends who you never met don't count

My boyfriend said I have baby bird energy right so I started squaking

>>82442223
Trip hop recommendation?

>>82442195
pls try me
>>82442223
did u create this

>>82442215
No because he's not a faggotron and neither am I, Xitter faggotron. Maybe if you transition finally and be who you really want to be you'll get one too

THAT is vocaroo anon. learn yourselves something tourists. he never replies. only posts. a real man of the people.

>>82442085
>the notion that someone isn't consumerist
But you are a consumerist. It's just that you consume something different. Certainly you have tastes in media and music that could be criticized and mocked the same way you mock pop singers. You speak as if you are above it, but you're not, you're just on the other side of the same tired coin. Your hatred for women and pop culture seals the deal. You are a consumerist buying a different brand of product and getting off the feeling that your tastes make you better.

>>82442256
>because he's not a faggotron
Maybe but is he real and by your side lol?
Your obsession with telling people to transition is starting to sound kinda suspicious, anon. Is there anything you'd like to tell us?

>>82442196
>If that was the true reason
It is
>you'd hate most of political commentators online who do the exact same.
I DO hate most of them, the difference is that Hasan has a borderline monopoly on the biggest streaming platform on the internet and does nothing with it other than onions out at performative displays of his brand of leftism.
>I think you hate him because he's a leftist
Yes!
>and you're a right winger
No!
>He's making content for people all over the world who would never hope he would have some local influence in their foreign countries, that's not really the point.
He has covered almost exclusively American politics, the only time he's spoken on foreign policy was when Ukraine was invaded (which he said I believe weeks, if not days prior to it actually happening would never happen) and more recently Palestine, which has gone so far as saying the Houthis are cool. Anything aside from those is tiktok meme of the week Signal Boost! or fundraising for natural disasters that ends up just being a sweet tax write off for him.
>The point is exposure
So it's entirely performative, you agree then! I'm not really seething at him because he's slated to crash and burn in the next few years when Palestine is inevitably turned to glass and now has no "b-b-but muh genocide!!" to rally people around. I'm just saying that if anyone wanted socialists in power or any amount of reform in america, they had it and lost it with him. Now your side will have to go through the same decade of humiliation the republicans will in 2028 and never touch political power again.

>>82442281
thank you for proving you are illiterate and incapable of engaging with the most clear cut rebuttal to the stupid argument you're making, additionally thank you for the further response proving that you are right where you belong

>>82442303
>DO hate most of them,
Anon, here we start to see that the problem is more about you than them.
You just hate too much. You hate too freely. You focus so much energy into what you hate, is there anything left for the things you love?
It's one thing to dislike political commentators and abstain from them, but if you hate most of them, that's a "you" problem. You just love some hate.
No wonder why you gravitated towards the right wing

>>82442253
>pls try me
try what? you want to try a piece of my wicked breakbeat sound?
>>82442238
im not vocaroo anon but check out swallow me by esthero, its a very nice chune same with porcelain by moby

>>82442303
>borderline monopoly
He really doesn't. He's one of a dozen, and he is still smaller than some right winger commentators that you choose to ignore, showing your own bias at play

>>82442328
Nice deflection, and yeah. I do hate! What's after this? I'm not going to be convinced by you and you're not going to be convinced by me. I'm fine with who I am and what I'm doing, but you feel a need to prove something here. Honestly you're kind of like the other Anon. You guys are really bad at this derailing thing because most people will just agree with you, the real question is what you're hoping to achieve here.

>>82442319
>not an argument in sight
And to think that the person who climbs on the moral high ground to criticize pop singers and pop culture, likes anime.
The unawareness is too much

>>82442303
>and does nothing with it
But anon, nobody does "something" with it as you want them to. If your problem with hasan is his waste of power, you suddenly have the same problem with every mainstream streamer online
And if you have a problem with everyone, maybe you're the problem? You expect too much from a streamer. You really expect him to lead a revolution? That's just ludicrous. He is an influencer, not a freedom fighter.
You have this wrong notion of what hasan should do, and you judge him for it, but your expectations are simply unrealistic. There's no streamer with enough influence to sway elections with their opinions alone, for better or worse.

>>82442303
>does nothing with it other than onions out at performative displays of his brand of leftism.
That applies to every right wing political commentator. You are just showing your bias.

>>82442303
>>and you're a right winger
>No!
You're like that anon who comes here to say he's not really gay. Be in denial if you must, it doesn't change a thing. You hate leftists, you hate women, you hate pop culture, pop stars, pop culture, mainstream gay culture, you spouse every opinion found on /pol/
But you're not right wing?
Yeah right, guess you're just delusional then

>>82442303
>He has covered almost exclusively American politics
For the world to see it. And you think he's wasting his power like he had enough of it to fuel some political revolution or change? He doesn't. He's just a streamer that attracts like minded individuals just like the right wing streamers you adore.
You're putting otherworldly expectations onto him that no streamer could fulfill. You know what's that called?
Bias

>>82442303
>it's entirely performative
So is every content creator, left or right wing. But your hatred seems to focus unfairly on the left, because after all you are a right wing chud, so you're not ready to slander all their performances.

>>82442303
>in the next few years when Palestine is inevitably turned to glass
I have a feeling that you'd like that, which is telling.
>The left lost because of hasan
Lol talk about unfair expectations. The pendulum always swings, anon. Enjoy your time on the spotlight while it lasts. It goes by so fast.

>>82442378
>If your problem with hasan is his waste of power, you suddenly have the same problem with every mainstream streamer online
The difference is that Hasan claims that what he does is important, necessary work. Most mainstream streamers kind of just exist. Sure, the community around them might think they're that important but they themselves as people do not think that playing video games or reacting to a 1 hour video essay is Doing Something. He does not own that he is no different than the rest, therefore a hypocrite. The fact that I have to connect these dots for you is concerning.
>You really expect him to lead a revolution?
Nope but he seems determined for one. From the River to the Sea, no?
>your expectations are simply unrealistic.
My expectations are pretty mild. I don't think he's capable of shifting a presidential election, but I think if that's the case why even speak on anything political so adamantly at all? He didn't want to disclose who he voted for during the 2024 election because he didn't want to influence anyone's vote. Is he not an influencer? Is the point not getting wins for his side of politics? Oh right, Democrats are 99% evil and Kamala didn't say the right buzzword for him to endorse. Got it. Only socialists.. okay so.. who do we have left. Oh! Mamdani. He's pretty progressive, saying a lot of the things Hasan does. Does he endorse? Yeah! Only after Mamdani won his primary. Not before to get him attention/votes. So I ask again. What exactly does he do other than react to news that has already happened?
>>82442387
>That applies to every right wing political commentator.
Yes I'm glad we agree, I also do not like the right wing! I actually think this is the best thing you've said because I would liken Hasan to a Tucker Carlson/Alex Jones type of figure.
>But your hatred seems to focus unfairly on the left,
I don't need to say that Candace Owens is a retard when you already agree.

>>82442345
>I do hate
Too much, I'm afraid. That's why you don't have friends or a bf. You made hatred the focal point of your personality. You've built a persona around it.
In due time, you will realize that hatred takes its toll, it's bad for the soul.
>Fine with who I am and what I'm doing
Are you really that fine? Are you really okay not having a bf and being an incel?
If that's true than you're on the right path.
But if you're not really fine with all that loneliness, this hatred in your heart is only making you sink further down

Is Uruguay(hehe) friendly to gays I want to travel there

>>82442473
The Left didn't lose because of Hasan because The Left didn't have anything nor was it ever in the running. Who was your Candidate, Jill Stein? Kamala was running as a Democrat, something Hasan doesn't like association with. She did not lose because of Xitter leftists, we all saw the numbers and everyone agrees that they didn't shift the needle.

>>82442475
>Hasan claims that what he does is important, necessary work
You want him to devalue his work that puts food on the table? What right wing commentator does this?
Every streamer does this. The more political, the more they do it, specially those in the right.
Your every criticism of hasan can be found abundantly in right wing creators, but you're blind to it.
Clearly you have a bias.

>>82442509
Yes they have legal weed too

>>82442511
Considering USA has never had any real left wing political party or politician apart from maybe Bernie, I assume you can agree that when someone says "left in America" they mean "less right wing than republicans".
Truly there's no real leftism in American politics. Only different flavours of neoliberalism and different degrees of right wing corporatism

>>82442475
>I also do not like the right wing
It took you hours slandering leftist creators, women and gays to finally say this?
I don't know, anon, I think you're just being in denial right now. You don't like the right wing but you sure do think like them

>>82442564
>It took you hours slandering leftist creators, women and gays to finally say this?
I'm not the same Anon that was talking about Taylor Swift earlier if that's what you're referring to but I'm glad we've devolved to more deflection about unrelated things, you should start a podcast you'd have overlap with a lot of people

do i like gay people? i cant really say that i do

>>82442475
>I would liken Hasan to a Tucker Carlson/Alex Jones type of figure.
The guy who spread fake news about a school shooting so much so that the parents of the victims had to step up?
Yeah, you have a bias alright. A right wing bias.
This is why you don't have a bf by the way, little chud

>>82442577
And you're so much of a centrist that you have made several paragraphs slandering a left wing streamer for doing the same things that every streamer does.
Never thought I would meet a closeted right winger.

>>82442475
If you're on the chud board slandering leftist creators, you kinda do have to say you think candace is shit, otherwise people will mistake you for your average incel chud instead of your regular loving politically neutral incel (?)

>>82442475
>Most mainstream streamers kind of just exist.
So does Hasan. You just have a thing against him because he's a leftie.
You're not honest enough to admit it though

wait so why are you guys on the chud board then

>>82442475
>He does not own that he is no different than the rest, therefore a hypocrite
Not only every streamer is guilty of this, but hasan himself never said it like that, you are simply twisting his words to fit your own bias.
If you hate hasan for not saying he is more of the same, suddenly you must hate every streamer alive
And we're back at square number 1, you freely hating a steamer for a contrived bullshit reason that just means you hate too much, too freely, and doesn't focus on what you actually value.
Hating is easy, anon. There's a reason why incels get addicted to it

>>82442644
theyre fighting NAZIS homophobia and transphobia

>>82442644
some of us are mentally ill and some of us are chuds despite literally being gay.

>>82442475
>Nope but he seems determined for one. From the River to the Sea, no?
No, lmao. Once again that's you putting expectations and judging Hasan for not being the champion that you wanted him to be,when he never propagandized such nonsense.

>>82442475
>I don't think he's capable of shifting a presidential election, but I think if that's the case why even speak on anything political so adamantly at all
So no streamer should ever speak about politics, period. Why should they waste their time doing so when they have no real influence?
You clearly have extraordinary expectations, but only for Hasan.
For the right wing commentators, you seem fine with settling for mediocrity

>>82442644
robots first, gay second. we still hate normies.

im just reading the thread while i dry off after a shower. im not gay, mentally ill, or a chud

>>82442644
To make fun of chuds like you. Why else?
Seeing gay chuds struggling with loneliness is both tragical and amusing

>>82442692
Your hatred for normies, actually your hatred for life in general is the reason why you are alone

>>82442705
amusing to who though? can't it be argued that you are equally broken?

>>82442475
>Is the point not getting wins for his side of politics?
And if a streamer doesn't manage to do that, they should pack their bags and go?
Sadly you only apply that standard to hassan. You clearly didn't bother slandering right wing commentators when trump lost in 2020.
So one more time, you seem to put some otherworldly expectations for leftist streamers. Win the election, or else you're no good?
I sense a bias.

>>82442475
>What exactly does he do other than react to news that has already happened?
The same thing that every other political commentator does, but he's a leftist so you hate him for it.

>>82442746
Amusing to me. if this was a competition I would be less broken than you, little chud. You're free to be amused by my brokenness too if you'd like. But yours is more amusing: you constantly cry about being lonely, and then you show your claws and remind us of why that is.

>>82442703
You're all three but in denial

>>82442719
let me have my sour grapes and hate on the normies, it's the only thing I have left.

>>82442644
Gay chuds don't deserve any safe space. They deserve mockery until they leave their chud ways behind.
To put it simply, some of you prioritize being a chud before being gay, when it should be the other way around

>>82442790
No. You could have more, you could have something, but you had to be bitter and resentful instead. Normies are your friends and your future boyfriend. You don't hate normies, you hate yourself. Please realize this and activate your dating life before you become a 30yo virgin

>>82442782
>you constantly cry about being lonely, and then you show your claws and remind us of why that is.
i'm not even the same guy you're responding to. do u see what i mean? like are you a broken lonely faggot? no, right. because you're cool and ur just here to shame the chuds. but i am the lonely one because.. uh.. i just am, right? find me the posts where me specifically, me, anony me, said that i was lonely as fuuuuck
>>82442801
yeah but you're not changing that is my point, like okay you post for an hour and then what

>>82442832
Can you look at me with a straight face and say that the sentence "I am bfless because of my own choices" doesn't apply to you as well?
I'm cooler than you, little chud.

>>82442832
Then you amused me for an hour. I go back to my real life, you stay here rotting. This thread is just a minor part of my day, but it's your everything.
And that's why you don't have a bf. Because of this place. It's trapping you inside.

>>82442851
yeah but isn't everyone bfless because of their choices? im not claiming to be a cool guy, im just curious why a cool guy who has it all figured out thinks that negative reinforcement via anonymous boards is the way that they stop people from being resentful or even spitefully contrarian. it kinda just feels like you're feeding the issue you seem to care about and it is folly as a result, but hey what do i know

>you are gay and in denial. you arent sexually attracted to men, yet.. and youve never tried to start a relationship with a men, yet.. but just wait two more weeks gayboy
epic

>>82442832
>find me the posts where me specifically, me, anony me, said that i was lonely as fuuuuck
Can you honestly say that throughout all the time you spent on r9gay you have never, not once, used this place to vent about being alone?

>>82442871
>you arent sexually attracted to men
Lie number 1

>>82442878
not really no, i just browse. i think venting like that is pretty cringe and i'll do it in a google doc if anything. i dont think id ever date someone from here especially because i see all the horror stories about ghosting e-bfs and stuff. i like talking when there's regulars but i take month long breaks between then. the last stuff i was around was kiwi getting doxxed and meow being meow. i dont think hes even around anymore

>>82442865
it just feels like its kind of also stupid to waste your time here, and any justification of it is just thin ice skirting to not admit that you secretly find joy in online trolling because you know it'd make you just as pathetic and un-normie as the rest of the people u are showing vitriol for but hey what do i know heh ^_^

>>82442870
I have long abandoned the hope of "fixing" any of you, I'm here for my own amusement.
You still need fixing, though. Even if my bullying won't actually do it, you need it, and you know why? Because you are a homosexual who thinks like a chud. That can't be.
When I'm not here, all you do is cry about not having someone to love. This is why. Your chudcore opinions are a huge part of the problem, albeit not all of it.

>>82442904
You just browse a thread that is inhabited by lonely fags crying about being lonely and you never engaged in this behavior?
You're not being fully honest with us

>>82442904
>i dont think id ever date someone from here
The question is when you're going to date someone, anyone at all

>>82442916
mmokay dude. sounds a bit reddit but you guys give up after like a month anyways
>>82442931
its not like that 100% of the time sometimes people just share what they're doing, things they watched, games they played lately, or situations that happened. i liked 3dsanons stories about the things he'd come across at the weird lgbt clinic rec-center thing he'd play switch games at, it seemed interesting
>>82442941
i dont really give it that much thought. a bf would be cool but i dont think i have it in me to like someone like that for very long. im probably volcel or something.

>>82441983
>>82442026
i went to the store and got kaiser rolls & oranges then i came back and made an egg & cheese sandwich and then i had a complete breakfast dinner. what have you been up to?

>>82442915
>secretly find joy in online trolling
It's not secretly at all, I'm an openly admitted troll. The question is, when I close the tab, what happens to my life? What happens to yours?
I know what happens to yours. Nothing much. That's why the average r9gayer is an adult virgin.

>>82442968
i want a breakfast dinner like waffles and eggs one day. not tonight, tomorrow. maybe it needs to be colder out for max cozy

bro is trying to save face for his thread daddy

>>82442968
I salute your audacity to slander someone for not doing something challenging when you couldn't muster the courage to say hello to a man you stared at for years

>>82442975
yeah its just weird that sort of thing bothers you and lingers so much on your mind you think that it's cool to like, do this sorta thing. i dunno man i don't really care like i said you guys aren't real and go away soon enough

>>82442955
Reddit is a compliment actually, little chud.
It's not 100%, more like 95% tfw no bf. People here share their daily routine because they have no one irl to talk to, lmao.

>>82442955
>i dont really give it that much thought
>Makes himself at home in a thread centered around celibacy
Oh you think about it alright, you're just not fully honest because your ego can't take the hit.
You're an incel alright, half of your game is denial

>>82443016
wah not really, even outside of 4chan getting called reddit is basically an equivalent for millennial/cringe
>>82443043
no the threads dont really talk about celibacy anymore. back in 2018 if you expressed any amount of lust you got called a whore. people get to be pretty openly horny most of the time now, kinda. i dunno. i think r9gay has always just been like normies are lame and stinky and its more fun to talk about niche non-normie interests. id explain it but u kinda have the outsider's view of what an incel is so its pointless........

back in 2018 the thread was full of tranny ERP

>>82443129
You use "reddit" as a synonymous for "things I don't like". Coming from a chud, it usually means you are speaking sensibly and without ingrained prejudices. There's no higher compliment

>>82443151
oh yeah that too but it was beacuse of the discords that were getting made
>>82443165
nice dude glad youre having fun

>>82443129
>the threads dont really talk about celibacy anymore.
Delusional. What is the point of having a conversation if you're going to deny objective reality?
Jump on the archive and one out of every 3 posts here is a version of "I have no bf and I must scream".
Clearly you're too deep in denial about basic stuff

>>82443129
Dying of curiosity to know what the inside view of the incel is.
Just kidding, I'm very familiar with it. It's basically blaming everyone else for your loneliness but doing nothing to change it. Endless bitching and moaning

>>82443129
>people get to be pretty openly horny most of the time now, kinda
You get called a whore if you say you had sex with more than one person, don't be delusional dude. Feels like you're not even familiar with the thread culture

>>82443171
no whores was 2022 r9gay

>>82443205
i wish that "i would x or y for bf but i can't. because im not chad." anon would post. he's funny!
>>82443217
well yeah but back then if you said you wanted to have sex with a bf or had a boner you were called a whore. im not saying it didn't happen or doesn't happen but people are way less inclined to derail a whole thread to point and scream slut at someone.
>>82443219
it comes and goes anon! it comes and goes...

>>82442991
i see him walking by like 3 times a season when i'm driving. he seems funny. do you think i am like in love with him? my point was he seems cooler than anyone ive seen online in many years, as do many other people i see in real life, and im not gonna meet any of them in the phone. you literally posted maniacally the entire time i was out lol...who has a problem here?

2025 is the ex-gay era. dont get left behind boys

>>82443265
He's delusional, and you are too, that's why you like him.
His level of delusion perfectly encompasses /r9gay/: as far as we know he might even be attractive. But he's so insecure, so plainly insecure that he talked with a few anonymous bottoms here on 4chan, and they rejected him without even seeing his face. It was enough to completely crush his spirit and make him give up on dating entirely.
The quintessential incel. Weak. So mentally weak.

>>82443304
>see him walking by like 3 times a season for years
The closest the phoneless ever got to a relationship.

>>82443327
>>82443217
>>82443205
>>82443183
>>82443043
>>82443343
you have been on here yelling at "incels" for literally six hours straight and you do this at least weekly that i see. maybe you dont realize how much of your time you spend this way, but we all see it. it's really a wonder that you think you're normal.

>>82443265
The thread is still puritanical chuds crying about not having a bf and you pretending otherwise sounds very delulu. Do you even lurk?

>>82443327
dude its like pretty obvious bait and a joke, i didn't know you were taking it serious. like im sure you'll say "oh but it COULD be serious.. and the fact that i can't tell. that's terrifying." which sounds retarded but yknow

>>82443357
i told you i take breaks i dunno man sorry im not caught up on the latest drama, for all i knew this was like your guys' first day here doing this but the other anon said that you guys do this weekly lol. new brazilnigger x3! at least you guys aren't just saying go hookup. not that it's bad, it's just funny how even you guys are mildly puritanical lol... a bit telling. wah.

>>82443304
The point is that you are so starved of affection, so starved of romantic experiences, that the closest thing you have to a dating life, is the stranger you stare at in the streets. That's the most interesting thing that happened in your romantic life in years.
If you are so secluded and shut off to people that a random stranger is the coolest person in your circle, that's one awfully small circle. It's just you alone apparently.
Please anon realize how off-putting that sounds. You need more than that. You are missing out. This isn't about a phone.

>>82443304
>who has a problem
The guy whose romantic experience consists of staring at a stranger for years

>>82443383
Lmao it's not a joke. He has been repeating it for quite sometime, even in other threads. It's clear that he has issues with self esteem. He also doesn't admit being gay.
Sometimes the truth only comes out jokingly

>>82443403
>>82443410
avoiding
>>82443344

>>82443403
Off-Putting to who? You keep demanding that they make changes, but for who? You? No one wants to do what you say because no one is trying to impress you or otherwise fit themselves to your standards. Yes, they're miserable and yes they'll complain. So what? Let them. I don't say this from a point of view of making it a "safe space", I say it because the best kind of revenge or glee you can derive from these types of people is letting them fester in it. Get them to be worse. It's ultimately funnier to watch someone constantly slam a stick in their spokes than drive your head through a wall trying to be right, which is what you're doing right now but you'll never admit it and I don't need you to admit it. This is the one and only reply you'll get from me. Do not bother responding. I will not read anything with a (You) on it.

>>82443397
It's not the latest drama, it's the constant ethos of this thread for the past 5 years or so. You are pretending you don't really know it just so you don't have to admit that you too use this thread to cry about loneliness. This whole conversation stemmed from your denial of that simple fact.

>>82443431
no one else here is as miserable as the two of you

>>82443344
I'm still better than you who do this everyday. I'm more normal than you. Not a huge flex because you are one piece of mental retardation, but still

>>82443431
>Off-Putting to who
I'm pretty sure the guy in the coat would love to know about the weirdo staring at him for years, that sounds like a lovely conversation starter for a date

>>82443431
>for who
For themselves. They cry about loneliness, and they refuse to do something about it. Instead they take a path of further solitude. Surely they don't want to change like a crack addict doesn't want to quit crack.

>>82443431
>Yes, they're miserable and yes they'll complain. So what? Let them.
Alternatively, following the same logic, you should let me complain about them complaining

>>82443304
>im not gonna meet any of them in the phone
You don't meet any of them in real life either, sweetie. You're talking about a stranger that you have been staring from your car for years! Get it together, Nancy.

>>82443464
you have been every other post in this thread for six and a half hours. if i come back in two or three hours and you're still here, you need to recognize that you have a legit problem. nobody else here posts for ten hours straight.

actually meow did...so you and him. but you're just consistently pissed of the whole time, whereas he has many moods.

>>82443596
You were here yesterday, and the day before. You'll be here tomorrow. That pattern has been holding true for a while now. This thread is all you have.
For me it's just a minor amusement that I'll indulge with and not touch again for the next days or weeks or months because I have a life out there.

ignore this I'm just using this thread as a notepad. I have an idea for a gay r9k joke so here's the idea for me to work on later. basically, it's "casually dropping your writing a suicide note to a coworker/anon accidently" joke. I was thinking about how nice it is that 90% of the time if I'm mid-long posting here and accidently leave/close the tab, if you reopen the reply box it recovers your text? so the scene would be something like telling someone else about how it does this 90% of the time and adding to the end "cause like, phew, I sure as hell wasn't going to rewrite an entire confession again, do you know how draining it is to even admit that to you-, well, seriously, if it hadn't of saved that I just wouldn't of left a note at all!".
see it's like implicating something henious is being, uh, hidden, and also implying it was supposed to be a suicide note.

Shaved my pubes and now I feel ugly because I have loose skin over my penis. I don't remember if I always had it is the problem since the last time I shaved there was when I was probably 15 and that was more than a decade ago. Oh well it surely won't take that long to grow back from basically nothing yeah it'll be hidden again in only a few months

>>82443680
uhm i don't get it

did this nigga forget he have foreskin

No unfortunately losing weight doesn't get rid of stretched skin it just exists there forever

>>82444035
are you implying your pubes cover up your foreskin? Sir do you have a micropenis?

>>82444180
No see this post apparently I just worded it poorly >>82444163

>>82442022 (OP)
Has anyone here been reading high school boy? What's better, suicide boy or high school boy?

whatever happened to meow anyway

>>82444551
idk, maybe raped to death

most likely having another melty, maybe another trip to the padded room hotel.

strange impatience for my music tonight, i keep feeling like skipping halfway through every song
sad, electro, rock, indie, cyberpunk, everything

i'll... try... to... slow... down... or concentrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTXKW3fzBog

post vidya characters you would

would bottom for him any day

spent my whole day off from work learning how to import models into shogun 2 using a deprecated version of 3dsmax. shit was so boring and i don't think i'm going to realistically do anything with this information but i hope it has helped my future self somehow.

>>82446332
if i don't i die and more importantly my cat dies

last night i was at the gym, and i saw a random pretty average looking guy nice arms average legs probably 5"9ish, and i started thinking about him grabbing my throat and choking me then about licking the sweat off his back. made made my dick hard and now i feel disgusted in myself again.

>>82446339
>if i don't i die
true. That's capitalism for you. Work till your soul dies so your body doesn't

>>82446341
>made made my dick hard and now i feel disgusted in myself again.
why tho? Everyone has their fantasies, it's not like you approached him weirdly or anything

>>82446386
it just feels wrong for me to think like that about another person. not that they did but if they did know they would probably be repulsed you know.

>>82446478
you can't change your thoughts anon, nor control them. You're horny and, I'd assume, a little touch starved, that's human. The most important thing is to never act on them, expecially if the other person isn't on board
>if they did know they would probably be repulsed
if only you knew what goes on other people's minds

>>82446341
if you're a buff gymbro, you can think whatever you want

>>82446514
your right so fair enough. i probably am over thinking even though i still feel guilty
>>82446529
unfortunately i am trying to become one. currently i am 5 3 and 52 kg so i cant just do what i want yet.

>as his muscles grew anon accepted his true nature more as his inhibitions were squashed by the weight of his enlarging body
hot

i want 67 cats

>>82446635
can meow join?

Homosexuality is entirely degenerate and I pray for It's re-criminalization.

>>82442022 (OP)
My body is hotter then all y'all.
It's lean and shaved & just right.
Yep I'm it, I'm the fucking shit.

>>82446830
what a hottie you are

>>82446814
imagine being arrested because you love dicks. couldn't be me

freaky jacked boy is my dream type. Usually, the more muscles they have, the more boring and vanilla they become sex wise. Why can't muscly dude be extra horny? for me

do muscular dudes not into not-fit/not-big dudes even exist? Realistically, it would make sense for a guy to want to dominate another smaller guy, it's biological, somehow tho all muscular gay dudes only hang around each other exclusively


Size difference is surprisingly uncommon among gay couples

>>82440189
People like this unironically should be beaten to death and I'd have no problem doing it myself. Sick subhuman garbage.

>>82441014
>proves anons point by posting about targeted ads
That's what he said tho. Is there anything worse they can do? If there is why didn't you say that instead of this bullshit "durr you get those ads because we have your data". I don't give a shit. It sucks but I don't care and block ads and never got anyt6becsue of a fucking ad in my life so I couldn't give less of a shit if that's all they use my data for.
I'm not ok with cameras all over the streets and shit we're headed towards but also there isn't much you can do and I don't really trust those shitty alternatives more than I'd trust the alphabet mafia. Fuck em all but I'll use FREE service they provide because it's convenient and better.

I like how hue proves he is a ragebaiting bot by responding to same posts multiple times until he gets a reaction. So fee of you have the self control to ignore it but when it happens it's so fun.
>>82441215
What did anon mean by this?

Women poster is seriously becoming one of the worse posters here even if he is mostly right. Spammers are a cancer that needs to die.

>>82441674
Aren't ou the fag who gives unsolicited advice to everyone all the time and bothers story who never asked you for advice? I'm sure you're having a great time staring at some guy for 2 years and obsessing over him

>>82441922
Oh right you're a braindead screen addict who won't read my post on his screen #goteem
I have so much self control which is why I totally left 4chan when I said I would stop posting and don't always respond with walls of text to anyone who replies to me.

No asshole poster is everything cuckbot and femboybottom tried to be but actually funny lmao

>>82442085
> i already know your rebuttal is to call it a self-righteous mission, a hope that i see the light.. but even you must know that is painfully boring at this point. you're one of countless anons that takes this line of rhetoric. ask around about brazilnigger. you're not special.
Awesome post but you just replied to hue and didn't realize it so you're a bit slow but that's ok!

>>82442183
No apparently it's for bf havers Weird freak

>>82442268
Song of the day vocaroo poster where are you?

>>82442303
>8 replies from deranged bot
I hope you all know this is just one spambot responding not organic reactions

>>82442790
He is just literally assmad about bullies who assraped him when he was a child so he tries to bully others online if we were to believe his scripted backstory. In reality you just responded to a bot made to bait engagement. Good job retard.

I still live with my parents. Is this so uncommon among gays?

>>82447672
What makes you think it has anything to do with being gay?

>>82447675
because all gays seem all so well adjusted school and career wise, some are pretty rich too and I don't know how they do it. Most Hikki NEETs I talk to are straight

>>82443357
>hue admits to lurking when not posting
I know this is a lie because he is so detached and still unable to read and process posts but he just admitted to spending more time here than over 6 hours in a row he was posting. Lmao lolmao etc

>>82443430
Of course he did because you owned him, just like anyone else who can tell his posting style did. Funniest thing to do when you come back to the thread and see him impotently seething at your posts even if you were doing irl things when he was here posting for hours.

ok but is yo momma black

>>82447080
everyone wants a hot bf but no one wants to put all the work

why can't stalker gays fall for each other?

Bunnymutt how are you doing after the con?

>>82446339
What a cute fluffy little silly cat looketh day face!!!!!

down in a hole and i dont know if i can be saved
see my heart i decorate it like a grave

>>82446376
Best critique of capitalism probably

>>82446376
To be honest you would have to work in nature too but capitalism makes the work soulless

>>82447080
Size difference is deranged and dumb straight coded bullshit btw

>>82447679
Most people you talk to will be straight...that's just how it is unless you go out of your way to visit gay spaces

>>82447879
>deranged
in a way, yes, that's what makes it good!
>straight coded
sorry I find samey couples very boring. I don't want to be a woman, not even close. Us men have way more size differences between us compared to women, it's hot and we should play with those more

How do i twinkify myself

>>82447998
Just shave your face and body

>>82448009
Okay let me add on, i want to make my skin better and get a flat tummy.

>>82447998
reverse entropy

>>82447998
Shave, use a skincare routine, stay skinny (around 18.5 bmi) and do a little bit of exercise, but not so much you gain muscle because you don't wanna be skinnyfat.

>>82447672
I'm 28 and living with my parents. I was looking at houses to buy earlier this summer and put in two offers but I gave up for various reasons.

>>82448015
Work out.
You'll get a flat tummy and a nice ass.

>>82448045
NTA, I'm 21bmi at 27. Should I try becoming a twink or am I too old?

>>82448068
You *might* be able to pull it off, but I kinda doubt it.

Going to start fitness kick again. I dont feel like im eating too unhealthy, i just need to workout more. Maybe eat a little leas.

i think gay people are gross

I think gay people are awesome

>>82448404
cute envious onion!

i am a complete freak i look like an utter nonce and everyone hates me

when people see me they think look at that ugly nonce i wish he was dead

I am very ugly too, but not rapist kind of ugly, more "eww" kind of ugly or "laaame" kind of ugly

i look like someone who'd be a school shooter

i look like a dead person

I look almost like him

sad pathetic fucked up horrible

I'm a self destructive pill popping ho but at the very least I'm not ugly yet.

>>82448538
post face pic

>>82448584
Would kill the point of it being an anonymous forum.

everyone who says theyre beautiful is repulsive, yet some people who says they're ugly are very pretty. fools vs wisemen

>>82448637
post someone resembling you

>>82448660
I say I'm ugly and I'm actually ugly, mid at best. I can be cute tho, but only uglycute

>>82448404
Liar. You are repressed self hating insecure faggot who can't accept he is gay.

Making chatgpt into a workout app. Actually works pretty well now that it can send you notifications

>>82448661
I guess I can try, time to look for a doppelganger in gay porn.

Diablo is so much more fun than other RPGs. Had so much fun playing IV for hours with a friend lately. I also forgot new doom game came out earlier this year (couldn't play on a shittier PC) so I will have do much fun with best fps series of all times as well. The year of double d!
But presently work is going splendidly and I even got a 15e tip so it's all sunshines and rainbows at the moment ^_^

>>82448660
I've been saying this and it's true in most cases it's pretty funny how all good looking guys have low self esteem yet dysgenic losers think they're hot shit.

>>82448781
I'd date Mob

I wish that once one embraced his gayness fully there was a magic that would make falling in love, or even finding attractive a straighott impossible for them, even if they wanted to. Your average straighott doesn't deserve our good thoughts

People that add oid to things to make them sound bad are mentally ill.

>>82448898
shut up faggoid

>why do you hate me so much?
this hits close to home...

>>82447944
>I don't want to be a woman, not even close.
i don't think he's saying that but it's not wrong to call it straight coded either. you said yourself that you'd imagine bigger guys to be with smaller guys because it ought to be biological that the big dude wants to fuck something smaller (and presumably submissive). that's pretty straight coded, dunno. if you can't see it it's kinda on you.

>>82448898
maybe but some of the insults are funny and unique because of it.
Like the word "cuntoid" for example just emanates pure anger, plus it sounds funny.

>>82448898
shut the hell up ya yappoid

I feel even more right than before

What's the most attractive trait a man can have?
My answer to this question is body hair but I'm curious what the rest of r9g thinks.

>>82448661
I'll give up the search since I can't really find anyone that has a similar face to mine, but Imagine a dutch twink with soft facial features and and you should get a good idea.
I struggle with my search mainly since most twinks in porn seem to have chadlite angular facial features

>>82448660
i look like john oliver if he was a gay and retarded stoner NEET with chinky eyes and curly hair. i'm pretty ugly. nobody would want me to suck their cock.

stoner NEET x another stoner NEET

>>82449113
Complete obsession with me. Also thanks i guess. I have body hair like sean connery

>>82449288
Looked it up and yeah, I'd be super into that.
would you let a guy generate static electricity on your fuzzy chest?

>>82448697
I am gay. Now what?

>>82448898
People who are quick to call others mentally ill for minute things also do not seem right in the head themselves.

>>82449113
Good hygiene in my eyes. So many men have piss poor hygiene... It's gross. As for personality wise it's high empathy.

i wonder how many self hating gay dudes would permanently transform into a woman if they had the opportunity. in my head i think being a straight woman would be easier and better overall but maybe that's just because i have internalized homophobia and hate myself for being overwhelmingly sexually attracted to men as a masculine man. i think being a man when it comes to aging, fashion, and day to day life is far easier, but i think gay sex is genuinely gross and too involved compared to just being able to get fucked in the pussy at any given time. if men could genuinely turn into women with real vaginas and everything i would probably just troon out but i don't think the science will ever be there in my lifetime.

>>82449332
Then i could just quote connery constantly "shocking... positively shocking"

>>82449453
Well you do not have to have anal sex, the concept of sides is becoming a lot more common and the psychological aspect of sex is a lot more important than the physical.

>>82449493
i mean i have the desire to get penetrated by a dick and dominated. i just probably won't ever go through with gay acts irl because of said self hate and anxiety. being openly gay as a man just seems like more trouble than it's worth honestly. i just want to be left alone and don't want to make my unfortunate attraction to dicks i didn't ask for my entire personality. even coming out past teen years seems silly as hell.

>>82449543
>being openly gay as a man just seems like more trouble than it's worth honestly.
I would have to disagree, I am "openly gay" in the fact that if someone asks me I tell them, otherwise I don't. I act like any other dude pretty much so I doubt most people can tell. How is it any different?

>>82449563
you never plan on having a relationship and being out with a bf/husband? just seems weird and depressing to showcase to the whole world i'm a retarded faggot. i wish i was straight. my entire youth was basically wasted and fucked up because i always hated my sexuality.

>>82449605
I didn't say that? Of course I would want a relationship how did you get that from my post? Yeah people might see me in public with my fbf but then again why should we care? Not like I want to flaunt my fbf to every person I ever meet.

>>82449621
>why should we care?
i guess you just have self confidence. i don't have any at all and never did. i can't relate to openly gay or straight people really and just shut myself out from the world my whole life to cope.

>>82449652
Sounds like a deeper problem than just internalized homophobia anon.

>>82449652
not the other anon you're debating with but if it happens someday you get the bf your tune may very well change just from being so happy together

>>82449660
sexuality is a big part of life and i was never able to experience a healthy one. i don't think i ever got a good sense of self when it came to what i like sexually. thought i was a troon for ages and hated that but with age and reflection i don't think trooning out and being an ugly nonpassing tranny would solve anything and would make my life objectively worse. now i don't think being openly gay would solve anything either. i still want to try being with a woman and just hoping i can force bisexuality irl despite my thing always overwhelmingly being attracted to dicks and cum. i could probably make it work if the woman had a low sex drive.

r9GAY anons stop feeding the obvious prisongay lonely straight trolls challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>82449731
Doesn't really sound like a life worth living desu...
>>82449734
Thread is dead anyway would you rather have hue spam?

>>82449734
>reeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE you didn't come out asap and be a happy gay boy who was fapping to hairy bald lumberjacks and firefighters in HS..
>PRISONGAY PRISONGAY!!!
why is it so hard to understand that sexuality is fucked up and confusing for some people and we all can't have things be as cut and dry and simple as you.

>>82449741
i know you want me to say no but i rather see hue larping and spamming and talking about homophobia at the gym then some sad straggot spamming about his porn addiction and transgenderism and how he wants to fuck women for another month. at least hue tries to have breaks sometimes.

>>82449759
i said i want to try fucking women. cause lord knows other people questioning their sexuality never tried both sides of the spectrum. not all of us can come out of the womb a gold star flawless faggot queen like you.

>>82449758
read this >>82449759
realize that your tranny spam about bald fat hairy lumberjacks is outdated
kill yourself
kill yourself
ask someone to kill you
thas all, btw prisongay gen is somewhere else

i kissed a boy last weekend (we both had feelings for eachother) and it was surprisingly... wet? and squishy, like its a hard sensation to describe why are skin and lips so weird

>>82449779
how someone can get so defensive and angry over a general that was never good or worth defending is a mystery to me.

>>82449788
it gets worse when prisongays like you show up, in your case you could get to shut up for months, just log off you're exhausting to be around whining puny delusional bitch

>>82449807
i post maybe a few times here and there a month and go weeks without posting on this board. you seem to be getting upset about multiple people.

>>82449807
also if anything you're just biphobic and lashing out because you don't like bi men.

>>82442022 (OP)
Not here buddyshaha

>>82449829
whether it's your whinging alone or there's a mass of prison gay having the same mental problem it's always the same every thread. worse than meow.

>>82449605
You don't wish you were straight, if anything being attracted to men atleast gives you a better a chance at getting a good partner
>t. bishit.

If my prisongay top bunk bf told me about his feelings I would leave him and tell the warden to put me in solitary confinement.

>>82449854
almost like sexuality isn't as simple and perfect for some like it is for 100% gay and straight people. if men were just allowed to like what they like and express themselves in a GNC or non-traditional way like women can i wouldn't be as neurotic but gay men and straight women are both biphobic.

>>82449870
>top bunk bf
What does this mean?

>>82449842
yes and? why do biniggers (pornbrained straggot retards) have come here when they could make their own place and talk about their shitty mentally ill experiences there? it's not r9bi or r9lgbt, fuck off somewhere else if you're firm fluid believer of being on the spectrum

>>82449884
read the post again and look at the words to get the clues about whats happening

>>82449884
We are sharing the same cell and bunkbed. I'm the bottom bunk.

>>82449893
what bi man hurt you nigga.

>>82449897
No I want you to spoonfeed me and tell me everything without having to think for myself, ok?
>>82449903
Why wouldn't you just share the same bed...

>>82449880
good for them, they can judge the character of a biscum and ultimately decide they don't want to be with a messy, bipolar suboptimal "human" "man"
>>82449904
why do perverted straggots come here to cry about their >tfw no gf situation

straights and gays both seethe at the superiority of bisexuality. it's something to behold, your mere existence making this majority of people have total meltdowns.

>>82449968
Majority?

You're so superior that you don't know your gender, your sexuality, your future, the state of your mental health, and where to find people that might like you. Isn't that ironic, don't you think?

>>82449963
the bichad who pumped and dumped you must have had a hell of a nice dick to mindbreak you so thoroughly.

Bisexuality really does seem to be the ultimate ragebait sexuality.
But we now need to establish what the ultimate ragebait tranny identity is.

>>82450000
stop think about dick and sex for literally a second, projecting won't make it a reality and your binig kind is still disgusting

>>82450000
Nice quads checked. As a binigger I like checking this thread because I like to observe both sides.

>>82450049
i bet it sucks women get to have his dick and not you.

>>82450038
>what the ultimate ragebait tranny identity is.
last i browsed the tranny board years ago it was hrt femboys, trans "men" who didn't take test and still presented fem, and regular bi women who claimed to be nonbinary to feel special.

I didn't check this gen because I'm not a chad bottom and this particular one has gone bad and I'm cutting myself off from 4chan and I'm actually feeling better despite still being mentally broken and unstable and unwell. What has happened that I might have missed?

>>82450197
stop your tranny fantasies, you seem pathetic, better use to imagine yourself as alicia and how good it might feel

>>82448876
Cute idea nonny

>>82450213
i'm not a tranny i'm a prisongay straggot remember

>>82449113
Smooth, thin tummy and cute feet if we're talking physically

>>82449257
Who said it had to be a porn double?
>>82449283
Stone them both to death with my straight edge bf

>>82450244
you're everything all at once at this point, you argue like a woman so another label for delusional perverted men will look good on you

Answer me >>82450199 niggers, I was always sunshine and rainbow and I need to be treated properly. I just want to talk...

>>82450199
Nothing ever happens on r9gay.

>>82450256
I didn't really know where else to look.

>>82449113
Can't really tell because many guys look attractive in many ways. If I were to build my perfect gay bf I would either like him to be either shorter or taller than me, with nice kissable jaw, wide lips (not full and baboonous, but ones that go from one ear to another), either a smooth chest with specks of hair or hairy one trimmed or not, kissable pecs and grabable rack and thighs. Hair and eye color I don't really think I care about, although maybe I want someone with full brows. As for his inner traits, I know only someone very patient and stable might be able to handle me, other will just be fed up with my mental neurosisses and unhealthy psychological settings and self-image issues and attachment style.
>>82450278
Ok, I guess. Two more weeks maybe :(

Cock just smells nice

>>82450442
only opinion i ever heard from a foid regarding cock smell was it was bad and dudes should wash their dicks
once again proving girls don't know shit about shit

>>82450265
>delusional perverted men
god i wish i could troon out and pass to make people like you seethe. unfortunately i'm probably the most masculine looking person itt at the moment.

>>82450442
finally something we can all agree on!

>>82450456
cut dicks don't even smell like anything. even when i don't shower for 3+ days the smell is basically nothing. uncut can get smelly as hell though and not washing it regularly if you're uncut is just asking for trouble and infections.

>>82450482
I thank bajeezus the doctor let me keep some of my foreskin

need uncut bf so i can clean his cock for him

>>82450469
>i wish i could troon out
>and pass
>i'm probably the most masculine looking person itt
you're not, you're a biscum repping tranny (happens often) and looking a man (ywnbaw) doesn't make you register as one. you're not making me seethe or owning chuds, you're having a psychosis. at this point i'm chilling and waiting for you to embarrass yourself even further

>>82450496
some? usually you're either cut or you're not, just tight or loose. maybe you just got your frenulum snipped and didn't actually get cut.

I'm uncut, but I will never have a bf because I'm not a cute bottom nor will I ever kiss my cock with a cut bf and give it some undercover healing juice to make regenerate again...

>>82450525
no i have my frenulum. i mean a loose cut, as you said. retarded to get cut at all, but i take my blessings seeing some of the circumcisions i've seen.

>>82450524
>at this point i'm chilling and waiting for you to embarrass yourself even further
how can one embarrass themselves anonymously on a board for retards such as myself?

>(ywnbaw)
i said i was the most masculine looking guy itt i can guarantee that. most of you are twinks who could pass.

>>82450542
>how can one embarrass themselves anonymously on a board for retards such as myself?
you tell me, you're doing it effortlessly
>i said i was the most masculine looking guy itt
you lost all appeal and claim to be a man when you claimed to be a binigger, then even more than that after your gender reveal, just stop for talking for your own sake enby troon

>>82450572
>you're doing it effortlessly
not really. none of this matters.

>you lost all appeal and claim to be a man
if you saw me irl you'd think i was just an awkward sleep deprived nerdy straight white dude. most of you niggas are zesty as hell though.

>>82450591
>if you saw me irl you'd think
i'd think God is king for not making me habit the shithole the tranny biniggers live in and i'd kiss my cross
>i was just an awkward sleep deprived nerdy
>straight
joke writes itself, you are a dickbrained straggot and nothing more
>white dude
doubt at this point
>most of you niggas are zesty as hell though.
no. not as zesty (derogatory) as a bitranny with no stable sexuality or gender identity or a personality

>>82450628
>dickbrained straggot
so straight in your own words.

>doubt at this point
is 90% european and 10% native nonwhite still.

>bitranny with no stable sexuality or gender identity or a personality
i mean by definition i am the opposite of zesty. i am boring and lame.

I wish to one date take a guy on a date and be a gentleman to him and kiss his hand as we get out and to drive him home and lock our gay eyes as he goes home and wait for a second date, but I simply can't and bound to be the only last true gaycel here because I'm not a cute bottom. And I can't cope with it.

>>82450373
Holy pornbrain

Continuing the tradition of awesome 2hu fanmade games scarlet curiosity is every bit awesome and epic as I expected when I heard it was similar to Ys franchise. Combat feels so good and visuals are cute as well.

>>82449731
>dick dick cum
Can I ask you something? Did you ever LOVE a guy? Not sexually...something like...a crush?

>>82450739
i love my pets and immediate family members. i don't love people not related to me though no. why would i they're all horrible to me because i don't fit a nice neat box of gay or straight.

>>82449870
>told me his feelings
>leave him
why?

nigger you don't have to paint yourself as a victim of patriarchal heteronormative (even tho you will always be a fitting member and will never be a normal, cis, stable desirable gay guy) society 24/7, just tell us whether you ever wanted to partnered with another guy irl and wanted more than a hook up but a happy life together (as far as your bigro brain can a happy romance with same sex can imagine)

>>82450766
not even a small crush on a cute guy?

>>82450805
i think the majority of people are trash regardless of sexuality. why do you think i'm a shut in.

>>82450824
i'm sure you encounter many people as a shut in to make such a judgment.

I just want a big sweet guy to protect..

>>82450442
I've only ever smelled my own so who knows if I'd ever actually enjoy another guy's smell? Hard to say... Many things to think about...

boys are stinky!

I'm 6'4 and a big back and 190 lbs, but no one ever approaches me and wants to protect me...

>>82450854
I would! But you would not let me because I am not cute enough.. :'-(

>>82450854
but are you a sweet himbo?

>>82450866
Even if I agree to it I will feel bad about it because I'm not a cute bottom and I would ask if you really sure you don't want a chadder guy to hold.
>>82450892
Not a himbo :(, sweet on a good day. What is a himbo?

I smell really good

>>82450915
I genuinely love protecting big guys tho, with smaller ones it just doesn't feel the same. I love role reversal
>you don't want a chadder guy to hold
why? Big back, bulky..what's more chad to ask?
>sweet on a good day
uh...what are you usually?

himbos aren't really popular here anon

I would absolutely date a himbo what are you talking about
>tfw no himbo bf who is good with his hands and knows how to fix things

there a term for prison gay but your cool with it. I probably wouldn't of ended up looking at twinks and sissies if I had successfully consummated that one irl gf I had back in school, but gotta say I'm not upset. like sure I'd rather of gotten laid and never had any reason/urge to get exposed to so much weird(er to me at the time) stuff, but also, I'd wish I'd gone back in time, gotten laid, and THEN maybe dipped into bisexuality anyways.

or am I'm just being greedy and being post...post-emptively...dunno. girls are great. tits, hips, thighs and girl bellies are great. just wish they didn't have vaginas.

Seeing a hard cock bounce up out of a guys pants is so fucking hot

>>82450986
HIMBO ARE DUMB YOU DUMB DUMB!! THEY SHOULD NOT KNOW HOW TO FIX ANYTHING

You do that for them

Cocks turn me on so much my brain turns off and overstimulate myself and makes me kinda numb

>>82450993
so you just like dick? That's it? The anon is right calling you a prisongay

Gay isn't just about dick at all

>>82450999
They gotta know how to do something anon...

>>82450947
I appreciate it, but I don't think I'm your type. To be bulky I'd have to be 240 lbs or more and I'm not that fit now and don't think I'm able to be that in the short foreseeable future as for now. Also I don't know how to fix every thing. I'm sorry for wasting your time and leading you on.

>>82451021
yeah straight guys totally don't fixate on pussy or anything you right.

>>82451021
you make me look like i'm unrational and crazy and don't know what kind of creatures the prisongay, third letter in the acronym, "people" are

>>82451023
NO! They just have to be super big, pop their pecs and have an heart sweet like a marshmallow. I don't care about anything else...ok maybe driving, but that's minor, I live in a walkable country

>>82451021
huh? no, not really "just dick". I definitely prefer established male characters I knew about already than just faceless mooks "of my desired body shape". the personality and character matters a lot, sometimes more. if it was just "I like dick", I don't think I'd spend so much time imagining and world building the shit I do. like I can't just enjoy or imagine a character I know that's heterosexual just acting like a cum dumpster out of the blue, it'll need or I'll have to come up with some *sorta* plausible reason why some cute and bubbly naive autist on a children's show I watched 20 years ago suddenly decided to do the gayest thing possible. forgot where I was going with this.

>>82450831
vast majority of people are braindead cattle clones of each other. even most gays.

>>82451069
what. not that anon, I just don't understand what you mean by third acronym. what third letter.

>>82451068
We're talking about gays here, so yes, it's different. Men are so much more than their dick, and if you really were gay, you would not think of men just as dick havers able to fuck you. We want to love a guy and be loved back by him
>>82451069
how?

>>82451105
>We want to love a guy and be loved back by him
vast majority of gays are terminally horny freaks who are allergic to commitment and just want casual sex. if anything you're the weird one here and come off as fucking stupid and naive.

>>82450851
it smells different to yourself. like how you don't really smell your own cum but it fucking reeks. smell it from the living room, fuck. you think no one knows. they know.

>>82451118
How does it smell different? Also I am 90% sure that is not true.

>>82451118
>smell it from the living room, fuck. you think no one knows. they know.
why are you leaving cum laying around for your family to smell?

>>82451036
>Also I don't know how to fix every thing
that's a different anon lmao
>I appreciate it, but I don't think I'm your type. To be bulky I'd have to be 240 lbs or more and I'm not that fit now and don't think I'm able to be that in the short foreseeable future as for now.
what?! That's fine! As long as you're bigger than me there's no prob. Muscles are nice, but were I to find someone I love with the personality I like, I would not really care much
>I'm sorry for wasting your time and leading you on.
sarcasm?

>>82451127
think about every time you've met someone whose had awful body odor and seemed oblivious to it. it's because they are. they can't smell it, it smells normal to them. like how your own spit doesn't taste like anything.

>>82451117
you want the same as well, you're just to bitter to admit it

>>82451144
Hm but I've never smelled anyone else's jizz and it would be unlikely that I've never met someone who jacked off before seeing me.

>>82451009
That is super based. I love when boys are cock crazy they would do anything for it.

Watching My Dress Up Darling rn. Gojo is such a cutie! why are guys like that always into girls only?

Marin is very adorable as well

>>82451147
i'm not hot or hung enough to have a fwb.

>>82451172
Not sure if I would say I am at that level but it does kinda turn my brain to mush. I wonder if it would be different irl.

Gonna beat my meat quickly for the 3rd time today and be sad about not having a cuntwrecker and being unloveable for the rest of my life and never being able to date a guy again. Yes, this is an important message.

alright i'm gonna take a break from the thread again so you can all go back to your standard bottom/femboy/twink centric general where you all talk about the same shit on repeat forever like bots.

t. straggot

>>82451205
One guy i knew described his experience was his mind just blanks when he first sees it and he just giggles a little excitedly which sounds super cute

>>82451246
I just become too horny to think for myself or do anything, only thing I can focus on is... Yeah.

>>82451211
who are you fapping to?

>>82451266
Thats always super hot to me. Total brian domination

Day 4 of no fap. Do i bust chat?

>>82451290
Yeah it's one of the reasons I don't fap to dicks by themselves that often, it's "too much" for me to handle.

alright i'm gonna eat some treats again

t. faggot

>>82451340
what threats what threats??

>>82451309
I am day 6... Stay strong brother.

Time for the age old question, cooked burgers or go for fast food, I'm thinking fish since I haven't had it for a while.

Cook fish burgers

>>82451317
Small cocks are cute anon. Im sure there is a boy who would tease you gently while grabbing it

>>82451311
Super cute. I wish i was like that. My mouth just waters

>>82451399
yo-you really think so..? What do you even do with a small one?

>>82451353
Ive been trying to go a week at a time recently because ive been gooning too much over the last year. Not having any issues with cock get but if i keep doing it at this rate i probably will

>>82451426
Just try to stay away from stuff that makes you horny anon, 4chan is great at doing that.

>>82451416
Same things you would do with a big one. Only you get teased while it happens.

>>82451455
4chan is filled with horny. I would have to stay away from here for a while

>>82451496
Yes, but it is the only way.

>>82451509
But i like talking about cock

>>82451527
Not gonna be able to nofap if you keep talking about things that make you horny.

>>82451309
I'm on 36 hours rn

>>82451532
Ill think about it anyways. It doesnt take much for me to think about it

pecs >>> cock

>see nude burly men when I'm falling asleep
Chat, what does this mean?

>>82451594
You need a huge man with trimmed chest to assault your mouth with his tongue, touch you while he's mad about you, run his sinewy strong hands on your body and make love to you

I am so lonely and horny that I could have sex with a w*man.

I'm normal, I'd never go that low

Fish dinner acquired but I'm not pathetic as long as I keep the fast food to no more than 2x a week and this is only the first time.

>>82451573
Show me bara tiddies.

I get wet at the thought of you
being a reaponsible gay
Treating me like you're supposed to do
Shits run down my thighs

If I had a bf...fuck, what can I shit out from my mouth damn... uhhhh we'd go for filet-o-fish since my first crush fed me those and that was my first time at Donalds as an adult... uhh fuck, but I'd wouldn't go out with him anyway because I'm not good or cute enough... fuck one day a guy will fix me... this chain of thought typa speech is annoying me too... no, no guy will love me, probably will make me worse and break up with me... fucking hell of a life. A normal would do a barrel roll and do a rerun at be a fit sexy sociable gay guy with a loving gay bf at my age.... uhhhhh....

>>82452184
you too old to be talking like this you diseased geriatric millennial brat-listening faggot

>>82452220
No but I'm a zoomer, my old mind is broken for now because there is no love or bf to glue that shit together. I don't remember the last 6 years because no bf in my teenie years. I am. Is brat. No. I am. Early onset dementia.

I need to bench press a fat guy until I'm strong enough to bridal carry him to our bedroom.

My penis is beaten to white meat and I'm sad because no guy will love me and find me attractive, but it's okay because I'm getting closer to accepting it each day.
>>82451286
Just thought, I don't want to watch porn anymore, 3d or drawn. I just imagine a guy and scenario, with kisses and talkies. Just energy and vibes.
>>82451132
I hope you're gonna find someone who fits your needs better.
>>82451317
:(

gay losers

>>82452749
rude loser

>>82452815
lick the smegma off my dick faggot

Do you think there's a chance for someone so uncute as me still getting a bf if I get a car? I don't want to be seen with a bf because he will be gorgeous no matter what he looks like and I will always be a non cute bottom because I can't fix every thing about me, but what I get to be his driver? What if he's a busy bee and maybe he needs me to pick him from an airport or needs to go to the hospital a lot or need me to drive this important papers around the town or maybe he is a nature lover and needs to be driven to places to hang out there or maybe he wants to travel a lot? Is that a good strategy for a bf? Maybe he will even say something along the lines of him liking me and appreciating the effort haha...

>>82442126
Thank you for the recommendation gonna jork it now. Do you self insert as the top or bottom?

>>82452829
idk sounds kinda gay
origi

do you think he likes me?

>>82452903
I'm not a smart biologist, but maybe it's a reverse Gregor Zamza, Prince Naveen type of situation. Go kiss him and he may turn into an attractive guy.

>>82452938
ok i kissed him but he didn't react at all

>>82452903
dare I even ask what kind of bug that is? That said I see it and I'm siccing my cat on it.

>>82452961
Fuck, ok, maybe he's being a bit nervous rn. Give him free space and time and go brush your teeth.

bf that will ease me into suicide >>>>

have any of you confessed to your crushes

>>82453240
I'm not a cute bottom, cheerful Glee type charming faggot type, so no, there's no point in it. All I would have gotten given the people I had around would be a turn down and a hurl of unpleasant comments at best, a beating at worst. Also it's pointless because I'm not attractive and I rather pick my battles, tho I was laying ut thick when I was a teen to one guy.

>>82453240
Not really, as >>82453338 says, the possible drawbacks are way too dangerous, Also he was most likely straight so I never really even bothered trying, just stuck to fantasizing about sexy times.

My muthaw gave me 70 bucks today. What should I buy?

>>82453655
sex with a male prostitute

>>82453240
>crushes
i only have one and no

>>82453658
Not on my priority list.

>>82453672
What are you then? Go sex a female prostitute then, pervert!

>>82453655
A bag of chips and a pack of smokes

>>82453747
chips are yummy

I'm asthmatic though

a gun to shoot myself wiht

aaaaa i spilled vodka in my eyeball aaaaa it hurts

I just weighed myself and I lost about 5lbs since June when I was last weighed at the doctor's office.

I know it's not much for my fat lazy ass but at least I haven't gained any more.

Faggots, you are faggots.

>>82454152
How did you do that on accident? do you swing liquids around carelessly?

>>82454336
bro i am a fucking retard

>eat healthy and exercise throughout the day
>Ruin it by grabbing a pint at the brewing
Sad but at least i had fun

>>82447080
i think people that are actually on either extreme end of the size spectrum don't really fetishize their size or they want to experience the opposite of what their size says they would be so it's just people on varying degrees of average that tend to fetishize it. even if i was a top i feel like using my size to "dominate" a bottom would feel too much like i really was the monster that kids on the playground were right to avoid growing up so why would i find that fun or sexy? but being thrown on the bed and shown how vulnerable i can be when a guys willing to actually put in the effort to tame me, now that is HAWT!

>>82455567
>>82455567

what brings people to act like this? Can homophobia be finally classified as a mental disease?

>>82456771
nonny is suffering from a severe case of capslockitis

>>82443047
i agree anon! trying to read thru all these words to find a good post is so booooring! i wish there was a way to make so posting into the threado needed a picto so people have to stop and find one before they can post again

>>82444225
whenever i see his art he cute but then he hurt himself and that's sad, never heard of the other story

>>82449774
i can never remember is goldstar when you were a ceaseran or can i still be gold despite touching the one bagina at birth?

I hate homophobes so fucking much, why anybody ever did anything about them?

>>82449781
will you be able to see him again nonny! i mostly use my lips to test if food is too hot but they are pretty sensitive and i think about what kissing with them might be like sometimes... i put kisses into 4 catagories soft dry, hard dry, soft wet, and hard wet. so you already said it was wet was it soft or hard?

>>82450275
I wanted to respond but I'm not a chad so you don't care what I think because I'm not chad. Is this funny enough for you because it's funny because it's funny.

>>82450275
do you want a hug by any chance? I need to hug a cute sad gay

>>82457083
i will protecc u from the hombophonies! where r dey? jus point and i attacc!

>>82450947
I genuinely love how hard this loser tried to bait as soon as he got into the thread and you're the only retard who fell for it and gave that deranged troll any attention

>>82457199
I don't want to get protected! We need to ruin their lives together, I wanna take part in the fun
>where
EVERYWHERE!! They're coming out of the walls
>uh now we live in an etherophobic world
die DIE SCUM!!

>>82452749
Yess that's meee :3

>>82454173
Good job Story, it's better than nothing at least ^^.

>>82451457
That's a toxic dynamic and there is no reason to tease a "small" dick. Btw when you losers say small you mean average or slightly bellow average because you're trolling retards.

need bf to give me kisses and headpats and cuddles and hug me tightly and then we can say no homo after

Too afraid to find someone because all my older bros frens use dating apps to find guys
5ever in the closet

>>82457117
K-kiss autist?!

>>82457305
but I'd like to be teased for my smaller dick in bed, it'd make it bigger too

>>82457199
The real homownerphobe was always been inside you
t.hue

I like guys. Anybody else here who actually does?

I love women more

>>82457389
I guess it's ok if it makes you try harder in bed? But cringe if you're a bottom

>>82457420
I just like when guys tease me playfully because I'm smaller or goofier, I don't like actual bullying tho
>bottom
I'm vers, born to bottom but I'd prefer to top, a sub top

>>82457387
i don't think i'm him but if he does show up tell him to give all the information he has not because i'm lonley jus for sciencetific purposes. also i lied when i said it was only sometimes...it's actually all the time...and i kiss my pillows and stuffies but only dry soft so they don't get slobbery

>>82449731
Why would you make that poor woman suffer with someone who doesn't love her romantically and who isn't attracted to her? It probably wouldn't be pleasant for you either.

>>82457212
oh is it the mean words on your glowing rectangle again? i can fix that bb *turns off glowing rectangle* *snuggles you* <3
>>82457395
yeah tru but i can't attac him he has some dark magic that whenever i try i hurty myself instead. very frustrating (#-v-)

i'm fascinated by your love, boy

>>82457349
>older brother
why aren't you dating him

>>82457456
this, so much this. I don't blame those who still haven't figured it out, but lavander couples when you already know you want guys? That's cruel to lead a person on like that

please don't tell me I'm the only one with big bro fantasies. I want to turn back into a shota and play with my strong and kind big bro

>>82457158
I mean I wouldn't have turned it down if it happened irl and it would be just a hug and I used to like it, but you have a privilege of being far away and asking yourself whether it's really something you'd wanna do. You can change your mind about it while you still can.

>>82457550
No, you're not, althought it's no longer hot or attractive and been like that for couple years.

Another cursed bfless morning...

>>82457566
>althought it's no longer hot or attractive and been like that for couple years.
why? Just because you grew up? Or something happened?

>>82457650
but isn't that every morning

>>82457555
as long as you don't stink too much or you have a knife, I'll hug you! Bonus points if you smell like fresh laundry and wear a hoodie
>You can change your mind about it while you still can
what would make (You) refuse a hug?

>>82457686
Yes indeed, that's why I said "another" there, dummy.

>>82457493
He's a manlet with a fatty gf

>>82457659
Yeah, I guess because I grew up and it's no longer thrilling and correct to imagine me as a teenie that could be an option for a big bro, also because I have no bros and it's becomes difficult to make up an idea of a big bro that could be even be nice to me lmao.

>>82457748
he's a little stocky fleshlight for you to save from that hamplanet, be a better partner to your brother than her

I like guys but its a weird brotherhood sorta thing. Like I dont wanna do anything with the ass or dick. Id kiss if you didnt have herpes and STDS werent a thing, but, alas. They are and I am scared. Inb4 "just take prep bro" Nope I live with the feels lil bro. I just never act on them because it usually isn't worth it.

If you were my bf we would be doing the pp and butt stuff, my love would persuade you.

I doubt you have a love that potent but whatever.

>>82457791
But the point is that you have to shrink yourself to shota size with some imagination, it's not like it will ever happen anyway. I'm past my teen years as well and this fantasy never went away, it's next level intimacy. My big bro's strong shoulders I see as he's in his towel, his smell while he trains, his stupid pranks, his silly faces to annoy me, his bigger clothes, his surprise hugs..
>also because I have no bros
I don't either, what's the point?
>and it's becomes difficult to make up an idea of a big bro that could be even be nice to me
why? Why it is specifically hard to imagine him being nice? It would be harder for someone who had a bad big bro, don't you think?

>>82457401
HAH take a look at this faggot he likes MEN point and LAUGH

>>82457550
Yes me too, it's a fetish I discovered pretty recently but I do not imagine myself as a shota just an underage teen. Feels hotter to me that way.

>>82457704
Hey, what's wrong with a knife? I don't plan to stab anybody, I just find them alluring and it's more secure than a pair of keys...
And no, I keep myself clean and shower daily and try not to stink up the surrounding too much and be clean and holy, but it's still not enough unless a hug is just an automated response. I don't wanna be touched because I'm unattractive and being held by a nice guy would be a mental challenge. I should have and deserve ugly boys.

>>82457913
>underaged teen
I'm between being a shota and 15, as long as big bro is 21 at most (no huge age gaps or else I'd just be a kid to him), but I'd rather him be a teen.

Tell me some of your scenarios if you want anon!

>>82457970
I usually imagine myself in like 14-17, sometimes 18 I guess. The taboo thing and "big brother" not being able to hold himself back and takes me for himself is really what gets me off the most.
>Tell me some of your scenarios if you want anon!
Nonono that's wayyy to embarrassing I would die of shame if I told anyone that

autopedophiles

>>82457888
I applaud you imagination and the fact that you're open about, I hope one day a big bro will come into your life and will be fine playing up two bros with you in your bedroom. For me it's over because I understand that it's not for everyone and I don't see the appeal because I had no good big brother to protect me and imagine him as something sexual when I grew up. I can see myself still doing it and imagining it but it's something that I'm not that passionate about anymore and I guess I can't just self insert as shota anymore

>>82458149
>hope one day a big bro will come into your life and will be fine playing up two bros with you in your bedroom
unfortunately it can't work if we're not younger. Of couse some new scenarios can happen, but the huge differences in body, innocence and such between such relatively small age gaps are gone forever in adulthood. It's just a fantasy...until some magic VR gets invented ofc
>I understand that it's not for everyone and I don't see the appeal because I had no good big brother to protect me
me neither, I don't understand your reasoning for this: feeling a little apathetic? disillusioned?
>and imagine him as something sexual when I grew up
not necessarily sexual on my side anon, just slightly. It's more like...intimate

>>82457986
>The taboo thing and "big brother" not being able to hold himself back and takes me for himself is really what gets me off the most.
for me it doesn't have to be completely sexual or like we're in a secret relationship. Just my bigger bro being affectionate to me, me feeling his strong yet warm presence that could either taunt me or protect me...it's enough to turn me on. The fact that we'll always be together as well no matter the distance because we share the same blood or life

>>82458173
What if you go out to find a suiting big bro now, at your current day and age, and will find a big bro who's pushing 20s-dragging 30s? Will this turn you on or do you need to be younger with a young adult bro partner in your dreams? I'm asking because young but adult and bro in his mud 20s with a big lusting bro in his 30s or 40s... is kinda hooot...

>>82458271
>and will find a big bro who's pushing 20s-dragging 30s?
it can still be very very hot! But
>do you need to be younger with a young adult bro partner in your dreams?
I need this. As I said, the huge differences between a teenager and a younger boy (me) are just so huge, endearing and unique to that specific age they cannot be replicated, that's why I didn't call it a fetish but a fantasy
>young but adult and bro in his mud 20s with a big lusting bro in his 30s or 40s... is kinda hooot...
I haven't a preference for daddies, but yes it's very hot, but absolutely not the same thing: you're both adults who lost their innocence and wonder, and likely have similar heights as well. Why do you find it hot personally?

I have an older stepbrother, two in fact. Maybe I had that treatment because I was never a cute lil bro then and I'm definately not a cute guy now, but there's nothing sexual, romantic or intimate in having your ass whooped and handled to you, getting a beatdown when one of them is bit sloshed, being publically ostracized and disrespected, dealing with his shit behaviour really and then listening to his "I'm sorry" later when you're of value. Watching Saw and WWE was fun, being a training dummy after - nkt really. I see the appeal for you, not me, but you are still weirdos.

>>82458213
For me it can also be about affection and a relationship, but mostly I derive sexual enjoyment from it or however you say. I like the idea of the blood line too, because then they cannot really leave you, not truly. Makes me feel more safe, I am always afraid of being abandoned.

i'm glad you dont have older or twin brothers. bunch of faggot perverts
you wouldn't know how to behave around them, you'd find them interesting and hot, would spend time with them and touch them a lightlt each time, would look in their eyes and smile and seduce them with your pleasant manners, would walk around showing your seductive bodies and let me study and caress it, would make them cross the line and seduce them and have them kissing your chest and passionate make out with you at night, would have your first time with someone you can trust and love back, would drag this forbidden romance for years, would look to share your bed together, would touch him and tease his nipples and tummy, would suck his full balls that are for one person only and tell him how nice his dick is almost like it was made for you, would have him carry you and fuck you in carrying loving position and lokk your eyes with him, would have him thrust in you and feel that his dick is what you need what can stretch you just the right amount, would kiss him as he shoots his load in you and eats your face and proclaims his love like a mad animal, would care for him and feel warm in his love, would have your turn and eat his ass and have your body on him to show your devotion to him
you fags would look for a way to live together with him, go together anywhere, care for him and make your bed, would turn your house into a sanctuary for you two, explore your bond further and kiss under the moon with wine, go out place where you two could present yourself as a couple, would be your each others first and last, would be going somewhere where youre safe and can openly be yourselves in love and can live till your days are over as two related sexy fuckable loyap husbands.
thank god i'm not a fag and thank god you don't have brothers.

My older bro used to sleep naked and I've seen his pp multiple times.

>>82458351
Yeah I mean it is just a fantasy, I have no brothers and I am sure that if I did I would find these fantasies disgusting. But since I do not have the experience I can pretend it is different.

>>82458533
Did you join him and laid your bare body next to his and tease him how he shouldn't be so bold when others are around? Whore

You're more likely to be gay if you have older brothers did you anons know that?

>>82458540
I find it weird, but it's also normal because it's a fantasy that as common as prostitution or cuck fetish and it's been around for long time. I just find it odd that it's often but not always people who have no brothers that want to fuck them, exceptions exist obv. I had someone who was interested in me sharing that his big fantasy is a brother-boyfriend and he wishes he had a brother for that reason alone as if it's bound to happen. Also nta but what stops you from being turned on when you think of your own self as an adult during your fantasies involving those scenarios?

>>82458561
I knew that because mine was always calling me a faggot and asking if I want a gf and wondering whether I'm a fag for real.

>>82458589
I am not sure... I like the age difference, feeling young and attractive and the fact that big brother is drawn to me even though I am underage, big bro cannot hold himself back, than kind of thing... Idk why but it is hot.

>>82458343
I think it's when two grown men kniw what they and don't care if they're bros and they ignore it especially if their attraction in this fantasy bloomed later in life

back when I used to go to school sometimes I heard a bunch of boys saying they held their farts as long as they could to make them stinkier and nastier only to release them on their little bros or sisters and laughing about it.
I didn't know why exactly, but that was so stinking hot, those little shits didn't realize how much effort they putted in something so lewd. That's the kind of big brother I wish I had, as long as he wasn't truly an asshole, just a goofball like that

>>82458634
Hmmm... have you tried immersing yourself as a brother of your current age still having the same scenario with an even older brother? I just wanna know what stops you from having the same arousal under different conditions, given that your hypothetical big bro loves you for the same exact traits, but just in your current timeline for who you actually see in the mirror.

>>82458674
farting hard rn reading this.

Number 500 faggot

>>82457443
Why not dry hard?

>>82457506
That's so true but lavender anon is bi?! Oh no how will ohayofagd recover from this nuke

>>82458752
I cannot give you the answers you desire anon. Why do you wish to understand so deeply anyway?

>>82457534
I miss watching his videos
>>82457550
Shota x shota is least cringe version of that disgusting fetish btw

>>82457835
Have you tried dating virgins? Such a crazy concept I know

>>82458861
He's a closeted faggot and will be gay soon

>>82457850
Rapistcoded, meowbomb deployed
>>82457888
Clichecoded bunnymuttbomb deployed

>>82458561
everything in my life feels like the perfect storyline of a normal straight relationship but instead some retard fucks it all up and the retard is just me

Chat today is particularly unhinged

>>82458878
where you sourcing them, child daycares?

>>82458149
I'm not a chad pedophile like you two but sometimes I eat my pancakes without putting anything inside them

>>82458864
I don't know, just wanna know if you can enjoy your current self imagining sex with your fbf as an adult. Do you think you can have healthy relationship with a guy your age and be intimate as your own self whether he's your brother during foreplay or not?

>>82458952
woah, gonna have to go backwards on this, what an interesting post

>>82458952
I probably can, I am not sure if I would actually want to bring these kinds of fetishes into the bedroom, since I am not sure they are coming from a healthy place.. May just be insecurity or something. A lot of fetishes are about that desu. But I am not sure if I will ever be able to have a healthy relationship as I am sort of mentally ill. Who knows?

How come I cannot post about my weird degenerate fetishes without being interrogated about my mental state

>>82458981
what's the difference

words wordsnwords

>>82458533
#pajamasupremacy

>>82458988
I don't understand what you're saying...
>>82459021
Truth NUKE.

>>82459021
I sleep in the clothes I wore for the day. I've never understood pajamas and all that.

>>82459043
Anon... Do you not know how much we sweat during the day?

>>82459050
I do. I also know how much we sweat at night. If we really cared, we would shower before going to bed, and when we woke up

>>82459059
A lot of people do shower after waking up tho

>>82459064
haha, weird. I would of assumed that people only showered in the morning and showering before bed was weird

>>82458929
4chan works

>>82459076
Weird? It's normal to shower in the morning for most people.

>>82458981
Because some creeps always try to help you or understand you when you just wanna vent

>>82459085
cough reread that cough

>>82459082
okay so I guess I butchered the language somehow

>>82459043
You're a filthy piggy and storygods are proud of you

>>82458967
I won't be pushing with further question because I don't want to get too personal and my intent wasn't to make you feel unsafe, just wanted to know why people do this. Thanks.

>>82459096
I have no idea what your talking about

>>82459085
I shower before bed but I'm a literate chad

>>82459090
Eh I don't mean to be hostile.. I just don't get it.
>>82459099
Well if you wanna understand you should probably look into the psychology for fetishes in general. I mean I couldn't answer why people have rape fetishes either, I just don't know.

>>82459093
>>82459105
Hold up, I never said people shower before bed, I said the shower after waking up, so in the morning. Are you guys getting confused?

>>82459037
your fetishes are your mental state

>>82459112
I kinda did, fetish development stuff is interesting to read about.

>>82459122
>I would of assumed that people only showered in the morning
that's what I said. what does this mean. what did I mean when I said I assumed most people only showered in the morning

it is a mystery. boo

My fetish is a boyfriend that will like me.

>>82459124
Thanks for the information.
>>82459131
Yeah, a lot of fetishes are about safety and feeling in control, even if you're the "bottom" of the relationship. Very fascinating stuff.

>>82459131
got any qrd's for us anons. I'm mid spiral wondering how I got here, so some sort of literature about it would be nice

>>82459159
>Yeah, a lot of fetishes are about safety and feeling in control, even if you're the "bottom" of the relationship
huh

>>82458819
are you one of those fart dom big bros? Save it!

>>82459122
No I'm literate so I read your post correctly...

If I could beat you all disgusting freaks up I would but you'd only get horny from that probably. Sick freaks

>>82459215
fuck you faggots. you and your fart clouds and indigestion/rapid digestion

>>82459230
you should read sneaky red

>>82458351
I'm sorry to hear all this anon. I would be an hypocrite if I said I relate, but I do understand where you're coming from since I did watch some pretty ugly sibiling scenes, so I do know many brotherly bonds aren't healthy and degenerate into abuse. Mine of course is a fantasy involving a kind big bro, since those kind of bros exist as well but are rarer to witness. Don't ever think that you got all that because you weren't cute, your brothers were just shitty brothers
>but you are still weirdos
aren't we all!
>>82458518
>Makes me feel more safe, I am always afraid of being abandoned.
this, a bf can unfortunately become a stranger expecially considering how shallow most relationships are now, but your big bro will always be your big bro, as longs as your bond is healthy to a degree
>>82458669
understood, it would still be hot, but not in the same way for me as you lose all the akwardness of your younger years
>>82458869
Rude! What's the problem if I am the little one?
>>82458940
not a pedo, neither is the other anon. It's just a fantasy of living a childhood and teenhood I didn't experience

>>82458850
ok i lied again i do that sometimes too, although really i imagine dry hard to involve me feeling his lips either pushing back into mine or at least being firm and not giving into my kiss with soft things they give too easily so it doesn't feel that different from me just doing it soft but it can still be fun just for the mindset of "ok going in hard this time!"

where's the anon who farted?

>>82459378
>but not in the same way for me as you lose all the akwardness of your younger years
oh so you're chad *now* huh? you didn't stumble trying to make that basketball shot earlier? didn't pretend your animal crackers were real animals before cruelly biting their heads off when you thought i wasn't looking huh?!!!

You do buy your (f)bf plushies? Dont you anon?!

>>82459576
I got no money, I need NEET bf!

>>82459466
I definitely don't pretend I am a magical boy transforming in a light shower!

>>82458561
So against all odds (having an older sister and no brothers) I'm a fag.

Did bunnyanon ever get his older younger brother bf?

>>82459419
Yeah you sound like a kiss autist alright

onnii-chan! i maded a threado i hope you like it!
>>82459853

>>82459215
just took a fart again, all for you to sniff my love

oh that one was smelly too