Thread 82442627

please have sympathy for me please help me out here im begging. does no robot here have one? am i on the wrong board? is it just that none of you are the right people? b? bant? soc? CAN ANYONE HERE HELP ME? is it just that none of you want to help? WHY CANT YOU HELP ME? if youre scared of the law, we can record a video where ill confess that the "murder" was actually my consent to suicide. i heard about somethign similar happening before. even if thats not it, can you not just give me ONE CHANCE? JUST ONE BULLET. ONE SHOT. thats all i need. we can frame it like we were friends or something, and while you were in the washroom i just took it and did it. you could report it and make it seem like a total accident. pelase. its possible i know it is. can you elp me please PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME GET OUT PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING I CAN JSUT HELP ME OUT OF HEREI CANT LIVE THIS MEANINGLESS LIFE ITS ALL MEANINGLESS PLEASE

just jump off a bridge or something bruh

>>82442627 (OP)
tldr bro u good?

>>82442634
I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO I DONT KNOW HOW TO JUMP OR FALL I HEARD IF YOU LAND ON YOUR BACK YOU MIGHT SURVIVE WHAT IF I FUCK UP THE JUMP OR THE LANDING? THAT WOULD JUST MAKE THIGNS WORSE

>>82442643
i jsut need some help do you have a gun you dont mind sharing?

I wouldn't mind trying to talk you down off the ledge

>>82442659
pick a really high bridge

>>82442684
that deosnt help unfortunately do you have a gun though?

>>82442698
are there any near toronto that you know of? id be on the subway and im in the gta i dont knwo the area well so is there somewhere that is the best spot to do it? where should i go please tell me

>>82442700
I don't, but you seem like you're having a mental health moment so i created a discord

>>82442627 (OP)
are you a girl OP?

>>82442627 (OP)
Unfortunately i'm in need of the same assistance. Wondering if it's even possible to hire a hitman for something like this.

>>82442718
THAT WONT DO ANYTHING if someone at least gives me simple and easy directions maybe someone like me can build up the courage to do it i cant think it through on my own do you have any other advice?

>>82442726
NO IM NOT AND A DEAD BODY IS A DEAD BODY REGARDLESS SO WHATS IT TO YOU? DO YOU HAVE A GUN
>>82442732
PLEASE ELT ME KNWO IF YOU FIND SOMETHING I LURK THIS BOARD A LOT JUST MAKE A POST EXPLAINING TTHINGS BEFORE YOU DO IT IF YOU DO

>>82442627 (OP)
Get ethereum, go dark web, earn it with your own adult money. Either that, or you are a child who needs to get their shit together.
If you're not a child, but in fact an adult who lives like a child in their mother's basement, well there's your problem. Work to have the liberties of an adult. The change in enviornment and freedom will make all your suicidality go away in a near instant. So either way, no choice but to work.
Also, if you ARE a child, gtfo out this board. And wait. You will get over it. Guarantee.

>>82442733
you do realize that anyone trying to actually help you is only going to be able to respond as the internet equivalent of an EMT and stabilize you

>>82442758
I DONT WANT TO WAIT I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FUTURE I JSUT WANT IT TO BE OVER DO I REALLY HAVE NO OPTIONS THAT ARENT PAINFUL? THIS SUCKS NO ONES HELPING

>>82442627 (OP)
i live in yurop and dont have a gun otherwise i would have ended it already most likely. every other method seems too painful and scary.

>>82442806
is there a drug store supplement or soemthign i cantake like 15 bottles of that isnt painless?do i just starve myself to death until i lose all energy and feelign? i dont knwo wat todo no one will tell me the answerr

>>82442627 (OP)
I could give you a shot in the butt.

>>82442821
starving yourself to death is impossible, your mind will force you to eat. looks like we are stuck in this hellhole

>>82442946
THE WORLD ISFULL OF YOU PERVERTS ILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU BECAUSE ILL DIE I JUST NEED SOME MORE CONFIDENCE NAME A BRIDEG IN TORONTO THAT WOULD BE SUICIDE FALLIGN DISTANCE PLEASE

>>82442966
should i just run away? how many weeks would it take until i died? i wouldnt bring any money except for enough for the subway and i just wouldnt go home is that a good idea?

>>82442995
If you're in Canada you can just wait for the winter, drink a liter or two of bottom shelf vodka and lie down in the snow. Or you can just admit you want attention.

I'd never want to harm another person, officer.

>>82443046
I KNOW THERE ARE SUICIDE OPTIONS IM JUST NOT SURE WHAT TO DO PEOPLE ARE SAYING JUMPING? I DONT KNOW ANY HIGH BRIDGES THOUGH AND IM NOT DRINKING AGE I CANT BUY THAT HOMELESSNESS IN THE WINTERTIME WOULD KILL ME HOW QUICK APPROXIMATELY? WOULD I FREEZE QUICKLY?

Anon. Eat a snack and take a nap. Maybe fap before nap. It will calm you down.

>>82442995
you would spend days alone, scared and suffering from hunger and all sorts of things, it sounds like a really bad way to go

>>82443106
THATS STUPID I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO BE STUPID FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IF IM STUPID ID RATHER JUST DIE INSTEAD OF "FAPPING" YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT

>>82443074
>IM NOT DRINKING AGE
Then you're not even 19. Go do anything with your life. Or give it to me, let me be 19 again.

>>82443119
th bridge sounds like my best bet then i need to find a high bridge and maybe jump when the water has frozen so if i dont die on impact ill just break through and drown/freeze its a good idea right? i need bridge recommendations please

>>82443125
What's stupid is vomiting your woes to strangers on a Burmese oil pressing forum as if it was going to change anything. Hunger, lack of sleep can affect your emotional state deeply. An orgasm can relieve stress and help you fall asleep. You should try that instead of throwing a tantrum. If it does not work, then it will be time to consult a psychiatrist.

>>82443158
Don't even need a bridge tie a brick to your chest and walk off the waterfront it's toronto nobody will care.

>>82443145
ITS NOT FUN IF I COULD GIVE IT TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU I WOULD, I DONT CARE
>>82443169
IT NEVER FEELS GOOD ITS ALL JUST SO PATHETIC HAH PLAY WITH YOURSELF TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THATS REALLY STUPID ALL THAT DOES IS RELEASE STINKY PHEROMONES ITS DISGUSTING AND THE BAD THOUGHTS ONLY COME BACK AGAIN DOUBLED

>>82442700
I have several guns, what do you need?

>>82443209
i need to die is it possibleyou can yknow give me a gun for a second?

>>82443231
No, I won't help contribute to gun death stats, you're on your own, pal.

>>82443313
THATS ALL THEYRE MEANT FOR ANYWAY. DO YOU AT LEAST KNOW ANY GOOD BRIDGES?

>>82443145
>Or give it to me, let me be 19 again.
Realest anon on the board. This kid can still do anything they want. What a waste.

>>82443334
Go to wonderland and pick a ride. Leviathan would do nicely, but drop zone would be funnier.

>>82443382
WHAT, YOU MEAN SEX? A JOB? STUPID FRIENDSHIPS? WHO CARES ABOUT ANY OF THAT? ITS ALL JUST SELF FULFILLING TEMPORARY HEDONISTIC COPIUM ANYWAY AND I DONT REALLY CARE! IF YOU WANNTED TO DO MORE AS A YOUNG ADULT THEN THATS ON U, NOT EVERYONE SHARES THE SAME SENTIMENTS

>>82443399
I DONT HAVE A WONDERLAND PASS AND THEY CLOSE IN THE WINTER PELASE STOP TROLLING I UST WANT TO BE SHOT TO DEATH

>>82442627 (OP)
>ONE CHANCE? ONE SHOT. thats all i need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYQQPAOz7Y

>>82443445
>>82443456
I HATE YOU CANYUO JUST KILL ME

>>82443476
>JUST KILL ME
*kills you*

>>82443496
NO, NOT LIKE THAT I MEAN FORREAL WITH A GUN. CAN YOU DO IT?

>>82443515
chill out dude, you're having an episode. go to bed, itll be better in the morning

>>82443515
You're dead, stop talking. That's failRP. I'm calling an admin.

>>82443527
>>82443538
DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE A GUN? SOEMTHING SMALL IS FINE CAN YOU PLEASE KILL ME

>>82443564
literally bro take some deep breaths for a few minutes youre gonna be okay

>>82443577
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU SAY IT DOESNT MATTER WHEN I FALLASLEEP TONIGHT CUZ ILL BE RIGHT BACK UP TOMORROW WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE ITLL HAPPEN EVENTUALLY IT WILL

>>82443201
>D THE BAD THOUGHTS ONLY COME BACK AGAIN DOUBLED
Psychiatrist it is, then.

>>82443334
>DO YOU AT LEAST KNOW ANY GOOD BRIDGES?
Anon if you really wanted to die you'd be dead by now. How about trying a constructive approach to troubleshoot your life instead of screaming into the void?

>>82442659
if you're crippled you could appreciate life more most people reconsider mid jump, also you get an older man to feed you yogurt while you're bedridden for months, sounds like a win OP

>>82443621
you cant help me or anyone ifyou wnated to help youd just shoot me in the head why should i have to suffer? you think i wanna suffer? im terrifieied why do you think i wanna die so bad? i want it to be over quickly not everyone can be strong willed and determiend im not like those people you just annoy me you wont help me why dont you just shut up and help fro once

>>82443598
youve got a lot of time to figure things out m8, trust me

>>82443642
NOT REALLY ANY POINT WORRYING ABOUT "IFS" AND "COULDVES" THIS IS JMUST HOW THINGS ARE IM JUST LIKE ANY OTHER SUICIDAL RETARD NO ONE WILL HELPE OUT WE JSUT HAVE TO SUFFER WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR STUPID LITTLE GUNS AND DONT EVEN USE THEM