Thread 82444105

Tfw no 20 year old man to lick my mature pussy (I cant have sex)

>>82444105 (OP)
what does pussy taste like?
>you were muted

>>82444105 (OP)
>tfw no instant transmission to instantly teleport to trannies like OP and murder them

>>82444105 (OP)
>I cant have sex
Why not?

>>82444140
i chopped off all my genitals in the transition surgery

>>82444123
My ex said it tastes like warm strawberries, so try that

>>82444140
I have chronic cystitis, so anytime I'm penetrated I get ill. Oral only

>>82444210
I would only do that if she gave handjobs and cuddle me while she did it. Also thigh sex where I rub her clit while doing it, I think thats pretty hot.

>>82444210
>anytime I'm penetrated I get ill
even anal?

>>82444210
How about we switch the penetration roles?

>>82444248
Luckily I'm clitoral so thank god I can still orgasm. I actually prefer to use my mouth over my hand, I could make my ex cum a lot quicker that way, but if my new bf preferred hand jobs I'd be open to that, I have smol hands though lol

>>82444263
Anal hurts, it isn't pleasurable at all. Not for me

>>82444352
Oh wow. I've never done that before lol it would feel weird. I'm kinda curvy so I'd use it as a workout

>>82444534
I think handjobs are more romantic than blowjobs, they are kind of overrated. Eating pussy is fine as long as she isn't asexual

>>82444210
My ex had the same and a flipped uterus so lubrication issues ontop of that and horrid menstrual issues. sadly you'll never have piv orgasms but a light vib or Hitachi wand with hours of foreplay with make you shake and talk like a retard post orgasm
Dw about it you just need more love to actually cum and someone who can do it

>>82444534
>I'm kinda curvy
Perfect, sounds like a mommy build

>>82444556
I tend to match my partner, if he is low sex drive I don't really push the issue, but if he needs to cum a lot I can get into it, and then I'll be happy to play with his dick whilst we watch TV

>>82444680
This post gives me hope. Thank god men like you exist, so many just want to shove their dick inside and it's like... I cant do that, please play with me instead. I don't think men understand vaginas are constantly leaking, we have so much stuff come out of us lol. Its why our panties have to have that lining otherwise its a mess. I always have discharge

Your ex really had it rough too, it sucks so much having these health issues. Whenever I'm penetrated I get ill, and back on antibiotics. I feel like I'm... like I cant ever be a good lover again, like I'm broken. It breaks my soul. Yeah I have a Hitachi lol, it plugs into the wall and is so intense, I'd love a man to tie me up and just use it on me until I cant take it lol

Its true, I need someone who's patient and wants to actually play together. I'm happy you understand

what do you have against 19 year olds

what do you have against 35 year olds

>>82444105 (OP)
>my mature pussy
use a more appropriate picture next time

>>82445014
Lol did you spend the time making that or did you just instantly know that version existed when you saw the op?

>>82444975
i only get it because me and her had to deal with together as virgins exploring eachother and figuring out what works and what doesn't and why sex for her became painful, i really don't have any advice to give outside of putting on your big girl pants and saying "hey i cannot enjoy normal sex" which is fairly hard for a girl to say she doesn't know that well
I understand what you are going thru to a degree but man i can't suggest a way forward unless you become super dominant in the bedroom which is another can of worms.
I hope you find a way though and have some fun sex with someone you love who understands you

>>82445050
ai art
nano banana on aistudio. its free and instant

this is a man you idiots.

>>82445014
I saw a chick like this the other day clearly neurotic as shit and saggy from stress but still would

>>82445117
Wow, what a time to be aIive.

>>82444105 (OP)
>mature pussy
How mature?

>>82445155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d4j5W1v4SA

>>82444534
>I'm kinda curvy so I'd use it as a workout

another fat retarded whore posting her masturbation fantasies on /r9k/, and niggerfaggots like >>82444847 entertaining it, great stuff

for those who just got internet access yesterday, shit like

>I'm curvy

coming from (ostensibly) a woman on the internet means she's a fat fucking wildebeest

That sounds perfect, I'd love to have a gf who trains my mouth to be my 'main sexual organ' because she cums so much harder from tongue than from dick, and becomes needy and pushy, forcing my head down to pleasure her every day

>>82445420
>this
the last I girl I saw on r9k was fat as fuck.

>>82446199
>chewing labia like bubble gum

>>82444105 (OP)
What's stopping you from getting a boyfriend OP

most women cant cum from penetration. if the world was just, men would be taught to use their mouth more than dick

>>82445420
who gives a shit nigga chubby girls are hot

>>82446317
Is this really true?
If so I think the memes about "if God didn't care about women orgasming then I won't either" must be true

>>82446357
God gave you a bitch button inside your ass that makes you cum buckets from getting penetrated so many shut the fuck up and start licking

>>82446420
I dunno about you but I don't have that

Regardless if you wanna fuck me so bad you're gonna have to be nicer. Maybe try buying me dinner first.

>>82444105 (OP)
I actually like eating pussy, I just like pleasuring my partner, how do people not find their partner getting off sexy?

The only thing putting me off these days is that I hear women call you a "munch" if you do this and don't want to have sex with you.

>>82446507
men have a prostate, women dont. stimulating your prostate makes you cum buckets involuntarily

>>82446593
That's a meme "fact" straight from the LGBT propaganda farm.

>>82444210
That's a bladder condition

>>82446593
Yeah yeah whatever. Why are you trying to convince me so hard that's true when doing so is counterintuitive to your goal? If I believed that that would just be one more thing to do other than eat box
If you really think a better world would teach men to use their mouth, why don't you start making a change yourself and teach me

>>82446621
>muh lgbt propaganda
You're just ignorant. On farms, some animals are reproduced artificially, by stimulating the male's prostate with electricity and then inserting the semen into the female.

>>82444210
how old are you are you hot id eat your pussy and we can do anal

>>82446357
The fact the clitoris is outside makes no sense lol thanks god

>>82446636
It is, but any stimulation of my vagina and i develop a uti