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What would /r9k/ do while in Japan?

>>82445777 (OP)
Try and bring back the Japanese empire.

>>82445777 (OP)
Buying a famicom and like, 100 famicom games and a bunch of pokemon stuff, like really random pokemon stuff, a chandelier chandelure for example.

>>82445777 (OP)
I have no friends so Japan would be a boring time for me. I'd like to do that thing were employees party with other employees and get drunk every week. That seems fun

>>82445777 (OP)
right now i'm scratching my balls while reading r9k

>>82445870
What are your 3 choices

>>82445777 (OP)
I would go on a compensated date with a cute young girl.

>>82445856
There are a lot of events on meetup.com in Tokyo
I played mahjong with seniors there

>>82445873
D, 7, C

>>82445777 (OP)
Stammer and try to ask Japanese women out, only to watch their African sex friends round the corner and frighten me away

>>82445886
You are in your 40s?

>>82445895
mid 20s, where did you get that idea?

>>82445777 (OP)
I actually went to Japan for the first time back in June. I'm not a massive weeaboo liek many of you on here but I liked it a lot. Despite that, I more enjoyed the traditional side of things in the country rather than the modern pop culture stuff, even though I've played my fair share of Japanese game, read manga, watched anime, etc.

>>82445900
For the top row I think A is objectively the tastiest. F and G are the foodie choices, while if that choose B C or E combined with D at the bottom they love carbs. D or G in the top row would be picks of a Japanese person probably
In the middle row 3 is the alcohol meme strong zero, 4 is Kirin beer which is another alcohol. 1 is for people who are sleepy 2 is for people who are dehydrated, 5 is people who want a drink as entertainment, 6&7 add for old people who are concerned about their health.
I don't have much to say about the bottom row besides I don't get the appeal of Pino

>>82445975
https://youtu.be/MI1jNveFN-w?
What do you think?

>>82445777 (OP)
I would go surfing

>>82445873
G7G

>>82445777 (OP)
I don't know. Maybe eating ramen

>>82445987
the bentos at the konbini aren't as good as the supermarket ones and cost more so i don't buy them there usually, and the chicken is fine, i like to make a sandwich with the pancakes and chicken
usually my go to drink is just a tea, and that's usually green, earl grey, or rhoobios depending, that or the little canned black coffee
i have been drinking too much recently so i didn't pick any liquor but before i head to the bars i like to pregame with a tallboy strong zero, but like kirin and asahi for taste
as for the bottom row, i don't really have a big preference, i like the shitty konbini melon pan and pocky
is B ice cream? i picked pino because i wanted ice cream
as for the bottom i

>>82445777 (OP)
>What would /r9k/ do while in Japan?
i would LIKE to do horny barely legal japanese teenage girls, one after another after another after another after another after another after another, sometimes together, sometimes under the influence of drugs but not fentanyl

what i would probably do is just travel a bit, give people the creeps, feel extremly depressed because i'd be in japan and get ZERO pussy, walk around a bit and gross people out, cry on r9k for a while, and then go home

>>82445777 (OP)
NEETmax as much as possible. Somehow try to use my whiteness as leverage in some way.

>>82445777 (OP)
help im going there for uni in a week i dont know what to do i just want to move to the midwest and be alone

>>82445777 (OP)
Buy merch and manga I guess. And check out gay bars to see if they have ladyboys, the asian femboy thread on /gif/ has me very horny at the moment.

>>82445777 (OP)
should i go go tobita shinchi and lose my virginity to a jap whore?

>>82445873
D, 5, C

>>82445777 (OP)
drink a lot of beer and go around looking at a bunch of evangelion stuff

>>82445777 (OP)
go around and try all the food. japanese food goes hard, even the stuff in convenience stores is way better. at night i suppose i'd go fuck prostitutes, like everyone else in the country because no one is entering relationships

>>82445777 (OP)
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>What would /r9k/ do while in Japan?
Be the same hermit I am. Though I'd try sitting outside somewhere and hope a Japette would come over and be DTF. Also visit that based kitteh island.

>>82445777 (OP)
I lost my virginity to a guy in Japan who didn't speak a word of English when I was a teenager. I don't speak any Japanese. We mostly used Google translate to speak to one another. We later developed a rudimentary system of simple gestures for commonly spoken phrases, which helped a lot. We knew each other for a few months. That was 10 years ago and I still think about him all the time. No idea where he is now or how to contact him.
I miss you so much Goro.