Thread 82446388

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Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:44:01 AM No.82446388 [Report] >>82446395 >>82446402 >>82446408 >>82446481 >>82446552 >>82447154 >>82447205

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im watching naruto
its so awesome
i want to learn all the jutsus too but i only know a couple
do you know any secret jutsus?

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:46:11 AM No.82446395 [Report] >>82446397

>>82446388 (OP)
cope style: dance of the LARPer, eternal seethe

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:46:48 AM No.82446397 [Report] >>82447383 >>82447470

>>82446395
i do mma because i want to become strong and develop a unique fighting style.

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:47:26 AM No.82446402 [Report] >>82446449

>>82446388 (OP)
I remember when I was in high school I learned hand signs for fireball jutsu and summoning and did them for classmates. Sad times

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:48:13 AM No.82446408 [Report] >>82446449

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>>82446388 (OP)
Domain Expansion- Peerless Crack Rock

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:53:47 AM No.82446449 [Report]

>>82446402
thats awesome desu. did you blow the air really hard too like an awesome chad?
>>82446408
based

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:56:00 AM No.82446465 [Report] >>82446472 >>82446476

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>tfw the incel anon perfects edo tensei

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:57:02 AM No.82446472 [Report]

>>82446465
you cant go to the afterlife if you do that though. i wouldnt seperate them from the loving arms of god in heaven

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:57:16 AM No.82446476 [Report]

>>82446465
Hahahahah wtf

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:58:04 AM No.82446481 [Report] >>82446542

>>82446388 (OP)
>I tried to teach myself fireball jutsu
Why is the real world so lame and gay

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 8:59:29 AM No.82446489 [Report] >>82446499

if you shadow clone yourself, can you fuck your gender swapped alt self?

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:01:16 AM No.82446499 [Report] >>82446527

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>>82446489
i dont think harem jutsu can make any version the male one. aka naruto transforms into girl then duplicates not duplicates then chooses to transform

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:07:17 AM No.82446527 [Report] >>82446542

>>82446499
Hmm, okay. If anyone has more info on this do let me know.
Also, I forgot how hot Naruta was

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:11:02 AM No.82446542 [Report] >>82446575

>>82446481
did you master it?
>>82446527
yeah 3rd kage only loses to strong jutsus.
its his strongest technique

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:12:41 AM No.82446552 [Report]

>>82446388 (OP)
I wished to be cool like kakashi when I was a kid, damn

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:18:20 AM No.82446575 [Report] >>82446582

>>82446542
Didn't have enough chakra

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:19:59 AM No.82446582 [Report] >>82446595

>>82446575
are you cultivating your chakra through friendship and assassination missions?

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:25:10 AM No.82446595 [Report] >>82446598

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>>82446582
Different training method, crippling depression

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:26:05 AM No.82446598 [Report] >>82446607

>>82446595
are you a member of the uchiha clan?

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:28:23 AM No.82446607 [Report] >>82446633

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>>82446598
Yeah, that makes sense -

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:35:29 AM No.82446633 [Report] >>82446648

>>82446607
well then suffering should be a really good training method! i think you just need to practice your chakra control a bit

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:37:35 AM No.82446648 [Report] >>82446654

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>>82446633
You're right You're so right -

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 9:39:09 AM No.82446654 [Report]

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>>82446648
im glad it made you smile

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 11:22:12 AM No.82447154 [Report] >>82447193

>>82446388 (OP)
i should learn some jutsu

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 11:33:43 AM No.82447193 [Report]

>>82447154
you definitely should dattebayo

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 11:36:22 AM No.82447205 [Report]

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>>82446388 (OP)
Yeah here's a super secret jutsu that requires two people to perform but it's super mega powerful. It's called SEX NO JUTSU you've probably never heard of it!

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 12:22:02 PM No.82447383 [Report]

>>82446397
>i do mma
>want to become strong
>develop a unique fighting style.
Lol

Anonymous 9/9/2025, 12:37:05 PM No.82447470 [Report]

>>82446397
good luck, yung thug :3